Oy Vey

absolutely no evidence and people who dont understand how radiotelescopes work jumping into conclusions

ayy lmao

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Ayyyyyyy

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Can't wait to remove xeno scum.

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>>131258108

We are anomalous
We are a region.
Forgive and forget
Expecto Patronum

>>131258108

I'm going to be very disappointed if it's some barely qualifies as life microorganisms found on some small rock.

>>131258108
Please archive your posted links as well as original sources inside that link.
https://web.archive.org/web/20170625085416/https://www.indy100.com/article/alien-life-ufo-anonymous-hackivist-nasa-et-hacking-computer-7805991
http://archive.is/LymJd
>the latter has a link to a deleted thread

The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGh8n1XxDrg

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>>131259038

>>131258108
They can't even predict themselves getting a girlfriend, why would I trust them over predicting when NASA will announce alien life?

wuz we aliens?

>>131259182
so larp?

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So if true, they're advancing Bluebeam and the alien deception. Interesting, I thought we would have a couple more years ahead of us, but it's quite evident the satanic elite is losing their grip and maybe want to tighten up now.

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>>131258108
Cool. More nonhumans to hate

>>131258108
Disclosure is going to happen, but not from radio telescope data or spectrographic analysis.

>>131258853
This would actually be a cool COD

>>131258108
Project Bluebeam
The "Aliens" are demons
Now let's see how they play it
Will they be "friendly" ayys to unite us?
Or evil ayys that we have to unite to fight?
Either way they get their one world govt

>>131259453
They will save us from quantitative easing and racial intolerance. It's the only way.

>>131258108
>anonymous
>having been exposed as 1 retard with LOIC & empty threats
>retarded kids who used social engineering that was part of anonymous got caught and arrested
>real hackers already outed these fucktards

The wall is now a dome.

If aliens are announced, does this disprove god?

>>131259647
what if they happen to be also christian?

I hope so. Any kind of volunteering to go to space with the ayys and check out their planet, I'm in. Also, alien sex would be neat.

How will liberals react when aliens come and don't give a fuck about political correctness and start treating niggers and minorities like subhumans? the aliens wouldn't give two fucks about their subjective morality

>>131259647
Probably say its Satan

>>131259453
What if they deceive us and pretend to be friendly and want to help us, but every step is part of a process we don't understand will lead to our own enslavement or destruction?
Could there be some prophetic book that would predict such deception, and warn us of the temptations or making a deal with strangers of malicious intent that will foll people?

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>>131258812
This pic sure is spoopy

>>131259453
>>131259536
Sounds like the synagogue of Satan to me. Perfect rulers for our lost world.

>22 We know that the whole creation has been groaning in labor pains until now; 23 and not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly while we wait for adoption, the redemption of our bodies. 24 For in hope we were saved. Now hope that is seen is not hope. For who hopes for what is seen?
>Romans 8

>>131259647
how? you mean christianity?

>>131258108
How do you do, fellow hackers?

>>131259155

Unless NASA picked up something even bigger than the Wow signal, it's going to be exactly that.

>>131259453
>aliens are demons

This guy knows. And they hate us. Hate them. Kill them. They are our enemies

>>131259536
Or maybe they'll mock us for not getting rid of niggers yet

>>131259931
The Reptiloids are the Demons, not the greys.

>>131259453
I don't see them going after the invasion narrative, because human nature will be to revolt if they are perceived in a evil way.

I'm most certain they will bring them as savior of humanity with all the peace and love unite as one bs (see the pepsi black knight video), they kept humanity asleep it would be stupid and self-destructive for them to go any other way now.

>>131258853
Fellow rare flag

The past few years seem to reinforce that the truth is stranger than fiction.

However if the primary western powers are in contact with beings from another world, or entities that have manifested here from another dimension, then that would indicate they have had a hand in attempting to shape world events.

Can /pol/ out think a hive mind entity with a super iq?

Time to reveal the real ((((them))))

>>131260001
so close.... also: 11:11:10

>>131260071
Trust in God the creator - Their power is as nothing compared to the Lord revealed through Jesus Christ.

>>131259647
The bible is ambiguous on alien life.

>>131259453
>>131259821
>>131259931
>>131260001
did i accidentally click on /x/ or where are you psychos coming from

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>>131259327

Beware the alien, the mutant, the jew...

>>131260269

/pol/ would be pretty boring without crazy people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iI_WOewURo

This is one of the only legit sources about the matter - see for yourself, might come in handy later.

FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS

YOU CAN CRASH ON THE MOON IF YOU WANT

>>131259453
>>131258108
I just want a grand change. That would be interesting.

>>131260269
It's an older meme amongst the religious that Aliens are simply just the modern worlds interpretation of Demons or Evil Spirits.

Whether alien life on other planets exists is an interesting point to think about personally as a Christian because it raises dilemmas regarding salvation and the uniqueness of God's Covenant with Mankind.

>>131260001
Both are. The shadow people are demons too

>>131260336
actually this video is more on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQ6wXcPXKk

>>131260336
If they're Pleiadians, we're in good hands.

>>131258108
More infidels for muslims to kill more tickets to heaven.

>>131259038
*expecto petroleum

>>131259320
the legend goes that they followed the star to find jesus at bethlehem.
what do objects (like ships) entering the atmosphere look like?

>>131258108
ꜽy

you dont know a shit about aliens and reptilians until you watch this dude who explain the shit deeply

https://www.youtube.com/user/RIMBEL35

>>131260453
I'm not trusting anything I don't sense as benevolent, since the dark side is adept at manipulation, and there have been stories about renegade Pleiadiens as well. This is also your best weapon against the reptilians (and pretty much everything else)

>>131260269
(((They))) have been memeing aliens at us for 70 years or so. They're going to need something huge to get every nation on earth to give up sovereignty.

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Purge with fire before they lay eggs

>>131260637
do you follow VoL by any chance?

>>131260784
>VoL
nope, what's that?

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>>131260480
>ayy lmaos land in syria
>"we come in peace, humans. i am here to extend a helping hand in impro-"
>some durka durka sniper shoots the ayy lmao
>crowd of sandniggers goes bezerk and kills more ayy lmaos
>they drag the bodies down the street while yelling allahu ackbar just like in black hawk down
>mfw

ALSO

>ayy lmaos land in compton
>bright metallic blue ship lands in a basketball court
>ayy lmao comes out
>"greetings humans we come in pe-"
>blood gang nigger shoots the ayy lmao for being surrounded by a blue aura
>the rest of the nogs join in
>female ayy lmaos get BLACKED and the rest are robbed
>spaceship is covered in graffiti and stripped for parts a week later
>mfw

>>131260823
/thread

>>131258812
Delete this

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We have to kill as many as we can become the liberals give them rights

>>131260637
Those are renegade Nordics from the Orion empire. They are in league with Dracos.
Observe them through the prism of service to others and service to self: Which are they? Do they respect free will or do they try and manipulate you into performing as they desire? What does your own intuition say?This is how you shall know them.
http://www.lawofone.info/results.php?c=Orion

>>131260823
this is exactly why you don't have ET contacts
You forgot your average midwest gun-toting redneck's reaction, also reactions from Russia, North Korea, any military installation anywhere, etc.
This shit isn't funny, it's pretty damn sad.

>>131259453
>The "Aliens" are demons
So The Promised Neverland is based off a true story. Better start working my brain so I'm not insta killed.

>>131260812
Victory of the Light. Look it up on twitter

>>131260269
/pol/ does /x/ better than /x/, lad

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>>131260823
you cant make me laugh like this, anon

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>>131261044
Word, brah.
>>131261062
Wew lad, that is amazing. I love seeing such things, thanks for the link.

Thank you guys for the energy.

>>131261081
/Pol/ does several topics better than the actual origin board

>>131258108
Independent is clickbait, its literally on the same tier as buzzfeed

>>131261279
>/v/
>/int/
>/x/
>/fit/
Fuck, what else?

>>131258108
>average midwest gun-toting redneck
>alien gets deported to cambodia for being in the country illegally

>russia
>alien gets shitfaced off of the fumes of vodka alone, ends up marrying a fat hairy woman named olga and wears space age track suits

>north korea
>alien gets life of hard labor for not having the right state regulated haircut

>military
>alien gets hit with article 15 for being away from his unit's base at area 51

>>131259647
No, many religions have different views on aliens

Why do journalists still pretend Anonymous is one distinct organisation?

>>131260823
>Implying beings capable of interstellar travel are arriving at their first rodeo.

Do you honestly think they would land without any intelligence and meet with anyone except highest ranking officials and representatives the planet has to offer?
Somehow superior technology ends at a fancy flying car? Even with our technology a laser from far away can pickup vibrations in glass and convert it to audio.

Think again. Your real question should be why are they interested in us if they do exist?

>>131261384
Because journalists are in on the lie too.

>>131260823
You are completely off mark with the nigger hypothesis.

Niggers are absolutely, ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of the supernatural or extraterrestrial. Especially the ghetto ones. Fuck, they go wild over simple magic tricks. That's why they cower at the idea of a God and are the truest "God fearing" people around.

Niggers will run for the hills. They won't even attempt to fight back. More accurately, they will go "Nuh-uh, Nigga! Not tahday!" while running away screaming. Niggers are all bark with no bite, and this will be especially true with the aliens. Not even gangs will touch them with a ten foot pole.

>>131258108
>Islam spreading through the world
>Allah says he created life on millions of worlds

Connection?

>>131261431
have you seen district 9? all the aliens were doing drugs and ate literal garbage. niggers corrupt even beings capable of interstellar travel

>>131261431
>A crowd of hysterical negroes running in terror from a bemused ayylmao
Kek, thanks for the mental image, anon

>>131259453
This.

>>131259647
No.

>>131261431
This.
They are superstitious as fuck.
Aliens would probably scare them off the streets and into church.

Ahh old Razael larping as an alien. Congrats lads, we live to see hell on Earth realized. Tribulation time.

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Suffer not the alien to live.

>>131261656
Azazel? But he did repent, according to Enoch.

>>131258108
It'll just be another LOOK GUIZE 6 GORILLION PLANETS IN THE HABITABLE WHATEVER LIFE IS DEFINITELY OUT THERE

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>>131261418
Would their tech be the same as ours? I think the bullet would be just as foreign to them as whatever they have is to us. They could've settled disputes like Canadians
> if you kill your enemies they win
their entire existence, whereas violence is our refining measure of victory. I think there's a chance. Good job leafs one that 2 mile hadji kill, some of you are alright.

>>131259453
Or they might be higher density aliens of positive or negative polarity like in the law of One/Ra material? That book series is crazy but fascinating as hell. And at least not all doom and gloom like a lot of other stuff.

>>131260480
>Turns out the anatomy of the alien species can easily survive standard Muslim suicide explosive
How do you wager Muslims will cop? What if to boot the alien species overall is resilient enough to your average Muslim suicide stabbings, shootings, and truckings along with the explosives?

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>>131261431
Wrong aliens are black they just went to enrich other living creatures in the universe with their melanin intelligence.

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I wonder what /pol/ would be like when ayy lmaos reveal themselves or someone in the government reveals the existence of ayy lmaos.

Real life is like one long ass Civilization game except the aliens just thought it would be funny to not tell us that they won the game a long time ago.

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>>131258108

>ayy lmaoooooooooo

>>131259729
how fucking mad would atheists be?

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Daily reminder that light, love and friendliness absolutely incinerate any negativity in their path and with a spiritual mind and heart you are protected against any negative ayy threat by vastly superior positive ayys.

>>131261854
now that would be a HAPPENING.

>>131261504
Fiction, just like the hypothesis up there. At best, that will only happen over a period of SEVERAL years. Additionally, that would rely so much on the general social behavior and survival instincts of the species.

At first landing, though? Niggers will run to their ghetto shacks and pack faster than they would be running away from Massa'.

>>131259308

There were engineers. It was them that mixed us with water,

>>131261724
*will cope

>>131261853
WE

>>131262039
Probably try to make Nuke with Jinn Energy.

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>>131261689
This
Beware the alien,
the mutant,
the heretic.

AYYY

>>131258108
Why do humans always think that alien are human-like, there more likely are more like animals.

>>131261713
>Are the physics the same in all corners of the universe?

A round of ammunition is a simple device.
Anyone with an atmosphere knows creating a vacuum sucks and high pressure blows.

Get a tube and plug a hole in a grape with it and blow.
Now plug a hole in a grape and just set that piece down and blow on it.
WOW aliens BTFO who else would make this magnificent patented discovery.

All your proved is you are amazed by simple tricks. I would be interested what you thought about a hologram that seemed as real as a person standing in a room with you talking to you.

>ayy lmaos land in your city

what would /pol/ do?

>>131262327
i would grab my gu... wait... shit

>>131260411
>It's an older meme amongst the religious that Aliens are simply just the modern worlds interpretation of Demons or Evil Spirits.
It's kind of hilarious how ass-backwards they have it. It's not the aliens that are the demons, it's the other way around. All the "divine" or "demonic" entities described in religions are actually extraterrestials. Christfags like to spout this nonsense so that they can keep clinging to the uniqueness of humans. It's absolutely impossible for these people to admit that we're not special in this universe.

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>be ayy lmao aerial reconnaissance craft commander
>compile report to galactic board of pre-contact society #1345029724
>local pre-contact surveillance supervisor contacts me
>"yuk-tab this report seems to be a little off"
>"you say these creatures have developed sciences of anatomy and genetic sequencing"
>"yes supervisor"
>"and they have also come to accept systems of representation in their political dealings"
>"yes supervisor they seem to be conscious of decisions they make and what ramifications they may have"
>"then you better explain to me why they cannot deduce the consequences of permitting underevolved savage proto-humans to infiltrate their societies despite all the findings presented to them in the field of biology and evidenced through the effects alien fauna populations have when introduced into new ecosystems on their own planet"
>"there seems to be a political school of thought that rejects the notion of ideological superiority and the application of the science of biodiversity supervisor"
>"just fucking shut it down commander"

>>131259647
God can not be disproven. Just as Transformers might exist somewhere in the universe. God also might exist. No matter what you do this claim can never be disproven.

What if the aliens are the same as us but were banished?
So the same way our species have vastly different traits just living on different areas of our planet, how would the species develop in isolation in space?

If their home world was destroyed in because they tried to turn against God, and the ones left living in isolation without a planet left to interbreed for survival but are just as intelligent as we are what would they be like?

They would hate us as the golden child and want to punish the creator by harming us. God loves us.

>>131260823
kek

>>131258108
We hear shit like this all the time.

>guys, they will make disclosury any second, now for real!!!

Project Chanology 2: Xenu Strikes Back

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>>131258108
Now the russian are hacker or ayyy lmao is a hacker?

>>131258108
hope its not another psy op. and some ayy lmaos trying to help us

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>>131264542
My nigger.

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>>131258108
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0

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>>131260823
Missing video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf0h24ii7XY

>>131258853
Pavle?

>>131261058
Go fuck yourself

>>131260196

The Force is more powerful than that.

>>131261058
>but but but whites have rednecks too!!!!!

ughh kid way to miss the point entirely, go back to r3ddit now.

>>131259453
Yeah. No proof, just "see the aliens goy, you better become one socialist world government and you better start interbreeding if you want to survive that"

>>131258661
there could be real irrefutable evidence of alien megastructures that would be detectable with current tech

>>131258108
When people say that "it was space aliens who turned the Swedes gay!" they're not meming, it's true. Back in the 1970s an extraterrestrial race from the Zeta-Reticulan system for unknown reasons used some kind of genetic weapon against the Swedish people which turned the Swedish men homosexual and the Swedish women in to abominations. The truth will come out at some point in the next few decades.

>>131259729
what if they are Jewish or Muslim or Scientologist?

>>131258108
You know you can immediately stop paying attention when somebody says it came from the "hacker group known as anonymous"

Fucking normies don't even know what anonymous is or used to be. It's not a defined group of people you goddamn faggots

Reeeeeee

>>131258661
how do radiotelescopes work? type your response without google. go.

"We have discovered small primitive bacteria on dust and small rocks in earth's orbit, its likely bacteria from earth that got jettisoned into earths orbit from a large meteor impact, but we found it in space so its technically extra-terrestrial, thank you so much, p.s. we wont find real alien life anytime soon so go back to watching fake alien videos on youtube you losers"

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>Ayy's come and visit
>They're actually white people
>Liberal mainstream media does a 180 on immigration telling the ayy's their borders are closed
>Ayy's reach out to a bunch of neo nazi larping frogs instead
pottery

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>>131258108
greenskins?

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>>131258108
fuck off ayy lmao nigger

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Do you reckon their memes are on a level we can't even fathom

>>131258853

Mate, xeno's will be good for us.

All we have to do is be chill and wait a while, keep our heads down.
Some 'slime will go "allahu ackbar" against some peaceful xeno's then problem solved.
Xeno's melt all mussies and use the squishy stuff that's left by processing it into fuel.

IDeally, we need to red-pill the aliens on the jews, and explain to them that if they fight back against the 'slimes, the jews will manipulate people into trying to kill them.

Together with our brothers from another galaxy, we can fix the human race.

>>131266511
the jews might stop trying to depopulate the world if we encountered aliens because they sure as fuck won't be the ones fighting them

>>131265822
They send out a certain frequency which has a vibrations that lasts over a veeeeery long distance. The relief in it's waves is measurable with the right equipment.

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>>131260823
Quality post.

I want to FUCK a XENO.

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>>131266511
>redpill the ayy lmaos on jews

>>131258108
Anonymous is a fake FBI puppet, and jas been since OWS its entire purpose is to distract autists and conduct subversion psyops. Have they literally done anything except troll people for the past 4 years? The answer is no.

>>131262395
Just as its absolutely impossible for atheists to admit that humans could be special in the universe.

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>>131266920

>>131258108

AD-REVENUE GENERATING FAKE NEWS CLICKBAIT

SAGE AND HIDE

>>131265315
No there couldn't unless it was incredibly close.
Whenever we hear about "new planets discovered", we haven't actually seen them. Our modern telescopes mostly just let us notice planets and infer some of their characteristic by seeing how much dimmer their star gets when they pass in front of it. We don't actually see the planets themselves.

>>131259754
The will say the galaxy is raysis and then proceed to get their faces melted by a death ray or we will kill them so they dont do something really stupid against the aliens

>>131259320
Do you understand that the document detailing project bluebeam which the FBI holds in its online archive was sent to them by a crazy guy who had no government affiliation?
It was just some schizo's theory. It isn't a government document detailing some plot that was mistakenly made public.

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>>131266511

>use the squishy stuff that's left by processing it into fuel.

Why? We already have Aryans

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>>131258108

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>>131261384
because the only thing that keeps modern journalists from suicide is imagining they live in an episode of Mr Robot

>>131267316

A mass suicide of journalists would do the world a lot of goos

>>131267314
I want to believe.

ayyy lmao

>>131267498
Me too Mulder, me too.

>>131267314
I ain't clicking that shit nigga!

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>tfw no alien gf

>>131260269
>t. Increasingly Stickier Alien

>>131267109
IR lets us see everything
https://youtu.be/QIadRr0QX_Q

>>131259789
What if the ayys are joos??

>>131260506
wow, did you mouthbreathe while typing? I love you island chimps. What does a meteor entering atmosphere look like?

>>131258108

>Hacktivist group Anonymous [...] are claiming [...]

I thought at least Anons on 4chan would understand that there is no "hacktivist group" called anonymous.

>>131260071
praisekek

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I can't wait to see what the porn industry does with that.

>>131265315
The James Webb Space Telescope launches next year. It might look at Tabbys star

Anyone still taking "anonymous" seriously needs to kill themselves.

>>131268042
JWIST is going to find aliens if there are any

The Independent is Buzzfeed tier

>>131268536
>that feel when I remember the launch date being june 2017
I can't wait 16months just end me

>>131267109
A half-finished dyson sphere or swarm would be unmistakable. They think tabby's star could be a ~10% finished dyson swarm

>>131269076
They'll spend the first years looking out as far as they can before they look nearby though

>>131268692
It should

>>131269213
anything new will be exciting I'm sure.

>>131258108
That would literally be the most significant event in the history of mankind.

>>131266511
>Mate, xeno's will be good for us.
Pretty sure that's heresy m8

Think about the gayest, lamest thing about aliens. That's probably the truth.

>>131269727
they will be gayer, more horrific, more creepy, and more unpredictable than anything we can think of

>>131260453
lots of Ayy experts say the Pleiadians were BTFO.

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>>131258108
>Anonymous

Nice source

>>131258812
>>131259893

These are a couple of the fake pics seeded here immediately after the real one was posted. Everything was 404 for hours.I wish someone would post the original.

>>131266957
I don't know what could be more arrogant than claiming the entire fucking universe was made for us specifically.

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>>131261853

>>131271527

What is arrogant about that? If the universe has no meaning in itself and we have to make that meaning, then why would that thought be a bad one? I love how non theists always talk in theistic terms and you can tell they hate that shit. Universities are even trying to teach students to not think in anthropomorphic terms. We are becoming Antichrist more and more daily.

>>131259647
>hasnt read the book of Enoch

Aliens for days, bro. For days...

>>131259729
>>131261928
this would make a great movie.

>>131258108
>CNN NEWS ALERT!: Ayys may be the source of election hacking in the 2016 presidential race sources say.

>>131268496
hot

pathetic attempt at trying to stay relevant

>tfw no ayy gf to probe normies with

>>131258661
The alien greys are gatekeepers to higher dimensional consciousness. They are fucking assholes and can telepathically mess with your mind. When I was doing a lot of lucid dreaming those fags would always show up. It is a strange experience to be awake inside a dream. It is even stranger when there is a foreign entity inside your dream with you (aka faggot ass greys). Lucid dreaming and meditation are the portals to higher consciousness (so are psychedelics but they can be too much of a mind fuck to effectively work).

This is coming from someone who has done very high psychedelic doses (+300 ug of lsd). Your best bet is to try lucid dreaming and explore where it takes you. Be careful because you do attract unwanted attention from non local beings.

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>>131267314
http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980>>131258108
http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980
http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980
http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980
http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980

>>131272540
have you ever had the ones where they look like greys or aliens in general i mean they have strange proportions to their bodies but they have human skin so their face, eyes, skin will look human but their proportions are way off

>>131258108
SHUT IT DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

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>>131272546
Why do you assholes always have to pick the fucking jew option on every single poll

>>131261330
/r9k/

>>131260823
hahahaah

>>131273168
It's always the jews anon

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>>131272546
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13280980
I laughed my ass off at this poll 8/10 nicely done man

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>>131273558
Alien appears in /pol/'s home gets called a Jew.

>tfw

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>>131269911
If only someone knew something for real

>>131272823
I've seen demon/ Satan like beings and I have also seen the archetypal grey.

The night after I smoked dmt (small amount, didn't break through) I woke up (not in sleep paralysis) to a shadowy, huge demon with a horned crown watching over me. I sat up and stared at it for a minute (60 seconds feels like a long fucking time when you're being visited like this). At this point I wasn't super scared because I knew that they can't physically hurt you.

When I went back to sleep, it was lucid and there was a typical grey alien which could teleport anywhere in my dream world. All they do is stare silently at me. Its fucking spooky, although it taught me not to take the "real" world too seriously. Behind the veil, there is some serious shit going down. The "elites" are just the lackeys of the intergalactic empire which feeds off of psychic energy (personal theory I've had for 5 years, glad when Alex Jones talked about it on JRE #911).

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>>131269911
Sorry, wrong pic

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Pic rel is photo I took 6 years ago when ayylien landed in my garden. AMA

reminder that if you've claimed to have been abducted and probed, it was just your uncles m8 who shagged your arse

>>131258108
"Aliens" aren't even real. They are demons and don't even exist in this dimension.

>>131268496
sauce?

>>131259302
toplel

>>131269911
TFW you realise the skinwalkers are already among us (antifa)

>>131268496
>how can humans compete

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>>131274370
>320x340
>179.24 MB

>>131274427

did you say memes to it and now it thinks human culture is entirely based around memes?

>>131272540
Have you tried DMT yet? I hear it changes your life...
I heard one dude did it and was greeted by these strange, ecstatic orb-like entities who seemed excited that another "one of you made it", or something.
Another dude said he got raped by Alligator people and that it really sucked.
I really want to try it, but I'm not sure I'm ready to get my shit stuffed by a reptilian

>>131275320
Yes. They took me for a ride and I had sex with 2 qt ayylmaos

aliens landing on the planet is a violation of the NAP.

>>131275229
it's two hours long so yeah...

>>131275229
Thank NASA

>>131276125
All I have is a screen cap. Don't want to really own the file here. You got?

what if the ayys are hot woman who are here for the BEC (big earthling cock)?

Why do you think Congress has recently been pushing for a Space Corps division of the military?

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>>131276436
You are right

>>131274370
wut
i cant see shit

>>131259453

friendlies until some religion views them as demons from lore and attack them. then cue either xenophobia bad or ayyys like "we can't chill around these animals" and fuck off across the galaxy making earth the alien nigger border world of the universe.

fast forward 100 years and twitter's intergalactic counterpart beacon trends #notallhumans to campaign to the universe we're not all wbb, muslims, jews, niggers, and/or leftists (spoiler: we probably will). and some plucky xeno will beacon back "my dad said there were white people there once ayyyy lmao faggots".

>>131276636
Fuck yes

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We're going to be very careful if they announce any forms of life. And when I say careful, I mean more wary of what global leaders or shadow governments plan to do. NASA is a government agency and control the flow of information and the ability to attain it. Thus, they control the narrative. Ayys may not even exist - not even as intelligent lifeforms. But that wont matter because evidence could be fabricated. Whether in terms of the existence of ayys or their potential intentions.

Who knows what they mean to do with such information, whether fabricated or non-fabricated? A one world government? A legitimate preparation of global defenses? Or both?

Be wary.

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>>131272540
Did you have any trouble with the CIA Niggers?

>>131265396
Based on this timeline? Im gonna go with scientology.

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>>131270566
Nothing 404d you fucking retarded leaf

I too was trolled by whoever was shitposting those poorly edited ayy lmaos

But I don't go around lying trying make it seem like it was something it wasn't


It was a troll
4chan AND pol never went down
Despite the fact that the server's do go down for maintenance erratically it did NOT happen on that night whatsoever faggot

>>131275382
I did DMT once. I was in a giant temple orbiting a huge statue that I was pretty sure was god in a more easily less mind melting to look at form. The power radiating off of the statue was MASSIVE, like, suns explodibg and being reborn and the entire background noise of all the stuff happening in the universe at once. It was terrfying, like standing under niagra falls or jumping into a hurricane. For his/its part god kinda just smirked good naturedly and said "come to visit me at work?" Inside my head. I said "not on purpose!" Kinda defensivley and god kinda laughed and said "if Theresa place where only god and angels dare tread one of you people will stumble through the door asking for directions home."

God kinda had a pretty chill vibe to him but underneath you could feel this crazy power, like you get the sense he could unmake galaxies on a whim with a flick of the wrist.

So I watched god "work" for a few minutes, then he kinda gestures to me like "alright, hes gotta go home now" and some point of light smacked me in the forehead and I woke up on my couch with a headache, drool hanging down my chin, and Id pissed myself.

So anyways DMT is fuckin nuts, dont do it unless you want the kinda experience you wont even be able to articulate afterwards. Even my recollection doesnt come close to really TRULY describing what I saw. Like how all the mannerisms god expressed were in my head while the statue was immobile. Like how do you explain a facial expression that only happened in your head?

Idk. Did it once and it wasnt negative but it was enough for me. No more drugs after that. Havent even touched a single shroom or joint since. This all was roundabout 6 years ago.

This is how it's gonna go down
>claim aliens are coming
>OH LOOK, THEY'RE AGAINST US, WE GOTTA UNITE
>UN pulls the switch and becomes a government (it even has the departments a normal government has ALREADY)
>a few days later
>w-we beat them guise!
Project bluebeam is gonna work well, exploiting human fears and all

>>131258108
>about to announce
But that doesn't mean it's real, does it?

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>>131259301
The old paper mache mask I made before the movie came out looks better than that shit.

>>131271822
It really would. Lonely, materialist, amoral aliens come to earth and instantly latch on to Christianity, much to the chagrin of atheists.

>>131261081
It's true

>>131261853
Fuck you man, this is gonna end up being what happens.

>>131261431

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4p0CRl0CgI

>>131278128

NIGGERCATTLENIGGERCATTLENIGGERCATTLENIGGERCATTLE

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>>131258108
I knew under Trump we'd have a great leaking of these kinds of state secrets that have been under wraps since the 50s

This is the draining of the swamp. Bring to head state secrets that the deep government didn't want exposed because they thought the American people couldn't handle.

Reality will change from as a product of our meme magic

>>131275382
>Another dude said he got raped by Alligator people and that it really sucked

I almost fell out of my fucking chair

Because that exact thing happened to me, holy shit

>>131281239
Kek
>DEY IS ALIENZ!
>DEY COME DOWN AT DA SAME SPOT
>other nog even gets annoyed by the screaming "im tryna record it dawg!"
>noglets screaming in terror in the background
>hear door open, "WAT DA FUCK? AWWW HELL NO!"

its like a modern version of a minsterel show where nogger ned dances about in blackface singin about how ascairt a g-g-g-ghosteses he is to massa.

>>131260365
This.

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>>131260071
I don't think they've been in constant contact or we would've noticed the signs more.

Maybe one or two unexplainable contacts that led to a few formal, but overall nothing serious.

I bet the liberals fought so hard for this election because it's the time for another meeting with ((((them))))). Trump is just two much of a loud mouth to keep quiet about these kinds of things. Plus think of the PR status of being the first president to acknowledge ayy lamos

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>>131275382
>>131282316

>how can 3d even compete

>>131282741
The problem is that it was the best sex I've ever had

It was so many years ago, though, it doesn't matter anymore, I suppose

>>131282968

then i need to try that shit for myself, would rather chill with them orbs tho

>>131258661
>millions of eyewitnesses and encounters worldwide
>no evidence
shut up

>>131272540
I can state this person is not crazy.
>>131272823
For me they look nothing like aliens in the general sense except only once, normally they just appear as dark shadowy figures. They effectively ended lucid dreaming for me.

>>131283175
They were benevolent gods - a white female named INANNA and a green male named ENKI

Probably the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen. They radiated warmth that overwhelmed me with profound joy and peace

And then an orgy broke out

This was on LSD, not DMT, so there is that

You should prolly chill with the orbs tho

>>131282741

>aliens are sex tourists
>Earth was Thailand all along

>>131258108
Oh you mean like the micro-cell life on one of Jupiter's moon?

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Ayy lmaos are proboly just slime girls. I want to use my dick to conquer the galaxy.

>>131279802
thats not all. i was watching a building disappear out of sight just like that.

>>131283452

that would make sense, humans are hypersexual and probably only species doing it for 'fun'. That would also explain why (((them))) push for degeneracy so much.

>>131283431

LSD doesn't interest me as much as mushrooms and DMT. Heard the LSD is to much dependant on your own interpretations and state of mind, psilocybin and DMT are more wild and uncontrollable and that's why people report 'deepest' introspections and trips with them. True?

>>131258108

>hacktivist group anonymous

was journalism always this shit, or is it genuinely getting worse

If you think you can handle the grey pill read this:

http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/pEaIu95n/file.html

Statistically aliens are a sure thing but whomever these "aliens" are that are fucking with us are not ET. I think it's pretty obvious that we are not alone on our own planet. Once upon a time they wanted us to think they were gods and angels. Now they want us to think they are aliens from outer space. They're indistinguishable from humans and they probably live under the Pacific Ocean and inside hollowed out mountain complexes... when they're not living with us. They are fucking with us. I'm sure this involved the jews somehow as well.

>>131259453
They're friendly, they'll kill the kikes and niggers.

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>>131258108
Gas The Xenos, Galactic War Now!

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>>131260823

>>131268496
saucer?

>>131258108
>hacking group

Did I teleport back to 2007?

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>>131271822
I'm ready for Halo and taking back the Holy Land.

>>131266511
>Doesnt think the Jews have been communicating with aliens for years and taught them biased information

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I believe there is life out there.

But I also know scientists have been messing around with genetics for a long time.

They could try to pass off genetic experiments off as an outer space alien. This would cause great panic in Organized Religions.

Of course these aliens will have a message of harmony and peace as war destroyed their home planet. If the preach a message of global warming and environment , they are locusts from space looking for next meal.

We are living in the movies, ancient secret society ruling over the cattle. Maybe aliens have been here all along?

They Live, secret society of elites and celebrities using humans.

I Come in Peace, they are using humans to obtain a precious substance, similar to stem cell research.

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>worlds biggest
>hacker group
>thinks
>THINKS

>nasa
>is about to

Holy shit such bullshit

They will probably wonder why the most powerful specimen of our species is a fucking cheeto.

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This thread needs an accurate depiction of an alien:

>>131259647
how would that disprove god? i dont think you know what god is

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>>131258108I hope they will show us some ayy lmao inter-galactic memes.

>>131261713
Between the amount of time it takes for a civilisation to reach space travel and the insane rate at which technology advances, if aliens come to earth we aren't going to be within 5000 years of them. If we live, it's because they'll allow us to.

>>131284313
How do you know burger?

>>131262741
god isnt some bearded guy who sits in a chair a million miles in space and controls shit telepathically. you cant differentiate between what god is and what god does

> Anonymous
> Biggest hacking group
> HACKING

Unholy bollocks the independent its such shit

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I remember seeing the image on the deep web for about 20 seconds before it was removed

looked like this

also had 3 nips

>>131272540
ever do any remote viewing or astral projection?

>>131284389
You'd be surprised just how far along we are.
The method of propulsion used by UFOs is a combination of magnetoplasmadynamics and electrogravitics.
USAF black projects have been experimenting in this area since the 1950s.

>>131284465
why would an alien have nips at all? do you even listen to yourself?

why would an alien be humanoid in shape.

>>131284407
Because I've seen them.

>>131284652
Eh? What are you on about?

>>131258108
Big fucking deal.

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Real UFO vid released earlier this year by Chilean Navy, taken by an Helicopter equipped with FLIR camera. It doesn't mean it was AyyLmaooo though, just that it's legit UFO in the real sense : footage not doctored and because it's from a government they checked all possible"normal" explanations. They also asked French aviation experts for their opinion. It's not spectacular but it's def weird since it's legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsxvOcUCR0

>>131259320

Bluebeam is disinfo

>>131258108
T-b-h, we need alien life to be found really badly right now. It would jumpstart back the anemic space exploration into gear as normalfags wake up.

>>131284652
Seen an opaque shadow sort of shaped like et from the Spielberg film but 6 foot tall in my bedroom and a chrome saucer that wobbled on the spot hovering in the air before disappearing (I think it just accelerated too fast to perceive) but what circumstances did you see it under?

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>>131284313
why can't we have a real photo instead?

>>131285066
Why the fuck would an intergalactic traveller be butt nekked?

>>131258108
(((Anonymous)))

>>131285177

why would advanced species of humans cover themself in fabrics especially in hot climate?

>>131285066
Because they don't exactly let you bring a camera and pose for photos. They make a huge effort to stay as hidden as possible.

>>131285177
What if they're alien nudist prostitutes fleeing from galactic law?

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>>131274370
The Alien Cruiser from Wikileaks.

>>131284715
It's swamp gas you retard

>>131259453
>The "Aliens" are demons

this

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>>131284313
PLS R8 MAH ALUM

>>131259453
>if the ayys are good and give us tech goodies n shit
So basically Mass Effect only without mass relays?

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>>131260823

>>131260001
They're all fallen angels and their ilk. Read the Book of Enoch.

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The aliens are already here

>>131266511
>we need to red-pill the aliens on the jews
They are the jews

>>131262741
You have smoked yourself retarded

>>131259155
That would be huge earth-shattering news and you'd be "disappointed"? wtf

>>131261854
>I wonder what /pol/ would be like when ayy lmaos reveal themselves or someone in the government reveals the existence of ayy lmaos.

A whole month of ayy lmao themed shitposting:

>Red pill me on the Greys. Why do they wear the masks?
>Are Nordic aliens white?
>Is xeno-mixing degeneracy?
>How come white girls love ayys so much?
>Since ancient aliens are true and they created us, it's clear that there is no god. Checkmate chirstfags.

>>131258108

biggest government deception ever incoming....

>>131260624
I don't speak taco

>>131285824

kek

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>>131285716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYFhzQYKnwI

>>131285824
>Since ancient aliens are true and they created us, it's clear that there is no god. Checkmate chirstfags.
But who created the ancient aliens then?

Is there any application for the nation state in a post-contact society guys?

Are we the barbarians clawing at the unifiers? Sure their means are questionable but if their ends are to get humanity into the wider galactic community should we just let them globalise?

>>131285066
a mixed between traumatized and abused adolescents crossed with cumpanda eyes... this has pizza written all over it

>>131285623
I'm in electroacoustic relay business

>>131286095
>But who created the ancient aliens then?
The jews

>>131262290
Giorgi is right

we come from monkeys, that's how we were formed due to evolution. Aliens probably came from another thing, maybe came from a octopus or whatever

>>131286095
>But who created the ancient aliens then?
The Universe it's alive