McDonalds replacing cashiers with kiosks

Hey.

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The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

It begins...

>using a touchscreen the average mcdonalds consumer has used
Good thing I don't eat at mcdonalds.

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>>131255179
>McDonalds replaces all workers with machines
>Get paid $15/h to maintain machines with a slightly better than McDonald's worker education
DEVILISH

>>131255179
Yes!

>>131255179
Shit I got an interview at McDonalds.

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>going into the McJungle
>ever

This is good itll stop the phenomenon of mcdonalds staff fucking up orders.

>>131255333
Checked

>>131255388
Maybe you can yell at it.

Ware house jobs tend to pay 11$ an hour and require no more talents then a mcjob.

>>131255179
>THIS IS WHAT A $15 MINIMUM WAGE LOOKS LIKE
Are all 2,500 stores in areas with a $15 min?

Nope so it's not a reaction to min wage, it's a reaction to automation.

>>131255179
good. i hate people and dealing with them anyways. just means one less nigger at the register that can spit on my food.

how are poor people supposed to pay for college now ?

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>>131255179
We got these about two years ago. Unless you order one of the Gourmet Creations™ burgers or pay by card (only in certain restaurants), it just spits out a piece of paper with the order on it. You still have to take that receipt to the counter and have it scanned for the order to go through. I still think it will be 2+ years before the high school kids start getting replaced.
pic is my local maccas

>>131255179
you guys cant seriously be stupid enough to think companies werent going to do this anyway

I know you're like, 12, but stores were rolling out self-checkout aisles YEARS before the most recent minimum wage debate sparked

>>131256489
This

There's no incentitive to keep human beings employed in the market system.

>>131255179
When other businesses see how WS responded it will accelerate automation. As well as other businesses having to automate to compete. This will end up a bloodbath.

>>131255179
Thank god. They are too dumb to take orders. I want two mcrib and what did i get? A filet o fish and a 6er mcnuggets without dips.

I instantly drive back and asked whats the fucking problem

>>131255179
Think of all the Swedish women who're getting plowed by Kangz right now....

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it works fine in homogenous countries

>>131255525
Well. Once those machines are in. Blacks are too stupid to use them. No more noggers in mcds

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>>131255179
>Get rid of McDonalds employees
>Only ppl dumb and underpaid enough to eat the bland crap are unemployed
>Nobody buys McDonalds
>Dead Mall Series McDonalds Edition

>>131255179
Great now more niggers and useless people will be thrown into the unemployed rate.
And that means more gibs me dat will be in demand.

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>retards think this wasn't going to happen regardless of what minimum wage is

Huh, last I checked, the federal min wage is still well under 15 dollars. Really makes you think....

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>>131255179
>700 Carrier jobs moved to Mexico
http://www.snopes.com/carrier-jobs-to-mexico-despite-trump-deal/
>$16M in crony capitalist coin used to automate Ford plant
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-funds-automation-idUSKBN1530JW
>Ford Focus production moved to China
https://www.ft.com/content/0f7ae2e8-55cb-11e7-9fed-c19e2700005f?mhq5j=e3
>Boeing lay off 200 workers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4632644/Factory-Trump-vowed-protect-jobs-lay-staff.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

HOLUP HOLUP HOLUP HOLUP HOLUP...

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE...

>eating garbage

just frees up more people for the drive-in.

>>131255525
Every Mcdonalds I have been to me have all had only white workers including kfc.

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>>131255179
I wont go to MDs until no humans work there.

>>131255763
yes because business' will wait until your retarded politicians actually force people who aren't worth $15/hr to be fired, before investing into machines...

>>131255179

We've had them here in Poland for the past few years. I eat at McDonald's regularly. Some observations:

People generally still prefer to buy at the cash register

People who use the kiosks can choose two ways to pay: with a card at the kiosk or with the cash at the cash register (which seems counterintuitive but still saves time for everyone)

People still have questions to ask or some kind of requests that you can't make at the kiosk

You still receive your meal from a person and another person (a few, actually) made your meal

To put it simply, it really doesn't have to be a social revolution. Also, there is a massive difference between getting your order taken by a machine and having your burger preparred by a machine.

soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpzIQt6l4xY

>>131255179
>shity job not worth 8$/h
>hurr durr minimum wage 15$ IT WILL HELP THE POOR
>idiots getting fired

and nothing of value was lost, we are starting to get those here too saw them in few McDs.

Better than interacting with some human trash after "european relations college".

>>131256387
here are also these touch screens. After pay you get a number and just wait for your food. at least 4 cashiers less who cant speak your language and mix up your order

>>131255179
>DUDE
>LET'S INCREASE POPULATION SO IT'LL BE EASIER TO FIGURE OUT A PENSION SYSTEM
>LMAO
Most people aren't needed.

>>131255388
They could probably install a screen wiper function after use, if this will continue to be a concern.

It's gonna be awesome when fast food restaurants operate entirely without staff except once per week when the engineer comes by to do maintenance. You just go to the store any time 24/7 and punch your order on the screen, put money in appropriate slot, and some automated robots or levers and cogs will prepare your meal and send it through a chute to you.

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>>131265323
Why is everybody gay and bald in the future?

these have been inn london for over two years. murica is a 3rd world shit hole.

>>131266242
Home delivery is already dirt cheap everywhere. Restaurants will be a thing of the past soon.
For socialising there'll be more public benches and tables where you can eat your delivered food.

>>131255333
FPBP

>>131255333
triple 3's for the triple gift

What makes you think they wouldn't be doing this anyway?

We already have this

>>131266242
No more niggers to grunt and hate you while you order.

Imagine a world where you don't have to check the packet to see if you got what you wanted.

>>131255179
Is this even real? I have seen this "story" go for the last 5-6 years and nothing.

>>131255179
>no cashiers
>niggers will be forced to gyp and assault computers
>they will all be broken in a month

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>>131255179
I went to one of those in the Netherlands.

>>131267392
hmmmm frikandeln

>>131255333
why dont you just post with your Canadian flag?

>>131257991

Fuck these things, seriously. No English translation and the pictures are so small you can't even see what it is. Good thing I learned some kanji before hitting the Yoshinoya.

>>131256489
ofc they were but this definitely accelerated it

>>131267358
It's real but also fake, McDonald's corporate stores do this.

The real truth behind automation is that most franchise owners can't afford that shit. Also >>131267371 is correct walmart won't even let their self checkouts go at night because nogs gonna nig.

>>131265323
i really would love getting served by raptorbotbro

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>tfw everything gets automated and I dont have to interact with people anymore

>>131270504
man that would be so awesome. Thank god i dont have to interact in ikeas anymore

>>131266470
this.

>>131256489
ok listen sweetheart
NO, just no. you are wrong. these burger flippers and retail punks have always bitched about low pay for low skill "labor". it only gained traction due to a gay muslim stealing a position he was not suited nor qualified or even ALLOWED to have
my second point....i hope a pack of muslims with big rigs slams into fag parades and detonate large fert bombs. degenerate hiv spreading faggot!

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>>131255333
>I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS
I laughed more the i should

>>131259574
what is food stamps

we really need to get rid of it.

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>>131255179
We've had it for years it changes nothing except shorter lines in rush hour because you can now buy at a few kiosks too (the cashiers still work).

There will come a time when automation will replace cashiers, currently automatic registers are just helping them do their jobs.

>>131255525
The problem is where you live desu.

>>131255179
I don't understand how people see this as a new thing. Restaurants in Japan have had this type of automation for a long time.

>>131255179
don't worry there's still the coal mines.

tfw communists that want $15 min wage for un-educated jobs.

tfw same communists cry about muh automation

tfw i work with electronics (hardware and software)

tfw i am now way more valuable because of my insight of the future and my persistence

tfw people who mop the floor think they deserve more pay than mechanics and electricians

tfw the white male prevails with sheer intelligence and mastery over machine

If now only there was a way to remove useless people we would have a perfect society

>>131256387
>I still think it will be 2+ years before the high school kids start getting replaced.
What? You actually have high school kids working fast food in Australia?

Here in Burgerclap it's all dark skinned immigrants. Mostly poos, sometimes spics, rarely dindus.

I honestly thought the "Fast food jobs are supposed to be for high school students" thing was just a meme used to shame darkies.

>>131259762
>snopes
>Reuters
>financial Times (behind paywall)
>dailymail

....riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>>131255179

Now, if they could only replace the shit they serve with food ...

>>131255179
>McDonalds replacing cashiers with kiosks

And nothing of value was lost!

>>131257991
> beef section
> pork and fish meal in the center
Japs pls.

>>131255179
Simply proves that we don't need immigrants because of muh too many jobs. Tech is inevitable. Smelly shitskins overrunning every aspect of western civilization is optional

>>131255179
There will always be a need for humans to feed the machines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automat
At least, until we get the formula for Slurm right.

>>131257283
>Anonymous (ID: Ok6yDnCn) 06/25/17(Sun)10:19:35 No.131257283▶
> >>131255179 (OP)
> When other businesses see how WS responded it will accelerate automation. As well as other businesses having to automate to compete. This will end up a bloodbath.

When capitalism will replace workers with robots, workers will replace capitalism with communism.

Simple as that.

>>131266242
>You just go to the store any time 24/7
With unemployment rising to 60-80% you won't get anywhere outside your tiny ghetto as you will be killed instantly by angry mobs.

>>131256387

They'll just phase out paying cash. At least in Canada, a private business can, unless forced by law, accept or deny any form of currency. So if a business only wants to take cheques, that's fine.

McDonalds could literally phase out having to actually pay someone other then the both by removing the option to pay cash.

>>131266470
These have been in America for years as well. I remember stopping in an Arbys in 2010 in Barstow, CA (literal middle of nowhere) and being amazed they had an automated ordering machine. Try and catch up Achmed.

>>131277463
Why would anyone live near poor people?

>Poland

Riiiight. Well, sucks to be you.

>>131273441
Not just Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw