Meet the CoE: Hwite Power

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Hello there losers,
Tired of always being on the losing side? Then why not join the Anglican/Episcopalians? Oh that’s right you can’t, because you’re not an Anglo-Saxon, so fuck off riff-raff.
We’re kind of like the Jews, except we actually run the planet, and then let the Jews take all the credit for everything that happens to the plebs while we walk away laughing with their daughters and meagre savings.
We’re kind of like the Atheists, except we didn’t fall for any Jewish tricks and we don’t eat Sunday dinner with our cat.
We’re kind of like the Agnostics, except we’re not a bunch of hand wringing cowards who all end up in middle management worrying about some Anglo chad fucking his wife while she is away with him at a conference.
We’re kind of like the Methodists, except we’re not a bunch of sweater wearing self-loathing hypocrites that give all our change to strangers with a shit eating grin just so that we can feel 5% more smug about never really being able to accomplish anything.
We’re kind of like the Presbyterians, except we didn’t take a free ride on the Anglo train and end up in a council flat eating fried mars bars while the brown people that were shipped in to compete with Catholics for jobs on the assembly line were able to step over us because we weren’t parented properly.
We’re kind of like the Lutherans except we didn’t lose every single war we fought, and we found some happy middle ground in between Kill All the Jews and Let’s be Hyper-tolerant Assholes now.
If you fall below this line, then congratulations, you are barely White, and hardly better than a Catholic. Best of luck to that roving band of illiterate drunks who mow other people’s lawns.

Keep up the good work ///Pool///