State constitution wojak thread

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>>131207864

>>131208013
>never will be created

>>131207864
>NY
>go to jail and pay taxes with money you don't have and didn't earn

Requesting Missouri

>>131207864
Can someone post the Minnesota one for me? Please thanks

>>131207864
Also Jets Pizza is amazing

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>>131208135
yes it will

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>tfw Illinois

>>131209403
>tfw shillinois fails at everything, even jpg resolution

>>131209403
I thought you were doing Illinois, not Rhode Island

>>131209780
kek

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>>131207864
>Michigan thinks it's unique because they got little caesars and dominos
detroitnig pls

>>131211098
The owners live there you shit.

>>131210326
>Idaho
Literally the worst state in the union.
I crossed the border once into your godforsaken state and there were penises fucking everywhere along with I <3 Idaho shirts and fuck all else. Not to mention your people are all terrible.

>>131211098

But we do have vernors.

>>131208013
more like
>muh guns
>muh weed
>muh beer
>muh tweakers
>muh reggae
>muh jesus freaks
>muh indians
>muh trailer parks
>fuck humboldt state
>fuck every town with more than 5000 people in it, including the ones in jefferson

>>131211098
Michigan invented the bacon cheeseburger at an A&W. Traverse city used to have a coney island and a little while before, an A&W too.

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>>131207864
Someone post the template, whoever made the Montana wojak needs to be hung

>>131209403
what is this? a state for ants?