Be as American as possible in this ITT thread

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>be born
>get put on meds
>go out
>get shot
>go study
>put in debt
>eat american (((food)))
>get sick
>no insurance
>fucking die

such is life in the great lang of the free

>the door automatically opens
>tip the door

>work 358 days a year. 1 week vacation
>never leave the USA ever in my life

My life, the post

>good guy starts winning in movie
>whoop, whistle and clap

>>131206303
>drink beer outside
>get shot

Simple:

"America"

>Eagle Cry

>Shoot a black kid in the street
>Get a medal, and key to the city

>>131207223

do they have contests to see who can put up the highest sign. too much going on in that image, makes my head hurt

>>131206303
>be European
>allahu ackbar
>get hit by box truck

>>131208507
that's what everything looks like in the Midwest

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DELET DIS

> my father raises his voice at me for the first time
> have to be on therapy and medication the rest of my life

>"fuck my wife based black man"

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>>131208609
>pittsburgh
>midwest

>>131206303
>simple traffic stop
>get shot

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>>131206303
It doesn't mean anything to be American anymore. It's become so cheapened with the influx of third world labor and plastic fake society. It just swallows people up and destroys them.

>go to school
>get shot

>>131207223

god bless. im going to quznos right now

>>131206303

>born in shit country
>legally immigrated
>integrated and productive
>have own business
>own property and guns
>lots and lots of guns

Not bad.

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>>131208880
as a burger, i can confirm all of these

>>131209097
>youtube tier post

>>131207223

What's weird about that picture? It looks exactly like a normal town. Do eurotowns not have stores?

>>131206303

>drive pick-up to sister's house
>fuck her
>take an after-sex pic and post it to facebook with the caption "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN"

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>movie ends
>clap
Have euro's seriously never applauded some kino at their local kinoplex?

>ask for a plate of "chips & 'chup" at the restaurant
>waiter brings Freedom Fries™ and a Ketchup SUPER BOWL
>grab a fistful of chips
>dip it inside the ketchup bowl
>take it out and point it toward my face
>make aeroplane noises as it goes into my mouth
>Born In The USA starts playing

>>131207223
What is a great lang?

>>131209182
reddit leave

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>>131207223
That image makes me want to vomit hard

Same as pic related

>>131206303
>go to store
>able to purchase table knife without a background check or permit

>>131207223
>hidden flag
Someone's hiding something.

>>131206303
> laugh at britbongs yellow teeth
> no socialised healthcare
> no teeth left but at least they aren't yellow

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>>131208110
>wanting to leave Murica
Your Burger privileges have been revoked

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>>131208609
>I've never been to the Midwest

Stay on your coast you cuck

>>131209334
we have much more modest signs and 90% less chain stores

>>131209450
Why, why does god allow this to occur?
Wtf are you even clapping about? The fucking jews getting your money? Fuck normies

>shill as hard as possible in this ITT thread
>in this ITT thread

>>131209765

>store isn't a chain

How do you know what you're going to get? I wouldn't trust any food that didn't come from an established brand name. Say what you want about McDonalds or Taco Bell but at least you know what you're getting.

>wake up
>inhale freedom
>get on /pol/
>laugh at the poors
Haha fuck europe.

>>131206303

Between the health insurance company and you, spending tens of thousands of dollars on medical costs, but the doctors can't find anything wrong with you despite you experiencing long-term symptoms for a couple years. The doctors get paid of course.

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>>131206303

>in this ITT thread
>ITT = "In this thread"

>NORMIE DETECTED

>go watch a movie
>something cool happens
>*crowd start clapping*

>>131208110
When some murricans write that they work 12 and more hours a day, 7 days a week, I wonder if they're exaggerating, "working", or really working like Chinese. How can you call yourself 1st world country when you have 4 hours left for yourself everyday?

>>131206303
When all this shit goes to shit, our aircraft carriers will be protecting all you faggots, so you can buy Mountain Dew, and shit post up here with no fear of a yellow dick in your ass.

>be american
>make 70k at 22 years old
>good real estate costs almost nothing compared to Europe/Canada/Australia
>in Europe I'd keep $7.37 after taxes, here I keep $50-$60k
>allowed to own guns and knives
>conservative government
>muslims less than 1% of the population
>all types of scenery on the planet: mountains, beaches, plains, rolling hills, forests, desert

Man this place sucks

>>131206303
>>>131209765
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>>store isn't a chain
>
>How do you know what you're going to get? I wouldn't trust any food that didn't come from an established brand name. Say what you want about McDonalds or Taco Bell but at least you know what you're getting.

I capped this.
It's gonna be in a American Spurdo meme

>>131207223
>be born
>foreskin stolen
fixed it for you m8

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>>131206303
>plane lands
>russians throw a hissy fit
105-0

>>131206303
Be idiot.get job. Marry girl with huge tits. Buy 2400 sq ft house on 3 acres. Fully fund 401k and savings. Stock goes from $35 to $93 in 1 year.
Chuckle.

>>131209940

Youre either on vacation in america, behind a proxy, or mentally retarded. Not because of your statement, but because you clearly dont speak american english at all.

>>131208507

The real over-American thing isn't the sign height at all (which is useful so you can see the sign from the interstate highway), but the face that there are TWO. FUCKING. EXXONS. within one block of each other.

>>131209623
He's hiding the fact that he posts the same shit verbatim in multiple threads...Hiya Share blue

Israel is attacking syria

>get shot
>clap

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>>131207223
I had no insurance and was given a heart and double lung transplant in 9 days. Only 9 days they got me a donor.

Don't believe everything you hear.

>>131209450
who are you clapping for? You know that there are no actors there, right? It's just moving images.

>>131210245

>american english

What the fuck dialect do you think I speak? And where the fuck do you live in the US?

>>131210098
Protestant work ethic. You wouldn't understand.

>>131210123

Correction: Somalian dick

>>131206303
>plane lands
>leave tip

>>131210462

How do you know no one who worked on the film is in that theater? Do you know how many people are involved in making a modern theater? That's just fucking rude not to clap when you know it's a clapping moment. It's like having sex but not firing a gun in the air after.

>>131210456
That seems really doubtful.

>>131210162
post it pls

>Be American
>be 6' 300 lbs
I swear I'll go on a diet next week...

>>131210588
I'm an ex-commie. We were paid for an hour, not for the done work.

>>131209887
>How do you know what you're going to get?
you look at the menu??

I'm going to shock you now...

there are no chain restaurants in my city, literally 0 in a 40k inhabitants city.
I have to drive about 100km (62 miles) to get to the nearest McDonald.

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>>131209887
This desu

>>131207223
That's breezewood, PA. It's just a rest stop town on the turnpike between two major cities. This isn't typical...

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I'll have 7 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and a small diet coke please.

>>131210474
I think you speak poorly/shitty

>>131210245

>1 post by this ID

Fuck you.

>>131210663
That's a sin, bro. You gotta fire your gun into your wife

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>forget to tip the school shooter
>die
>friends and family clap as my coffin is lowered at the funeral

>>131210588
You mean Jewish slave work ethic. No wonder so many Americans are on antidepressants.

>>131210758

You have no system of standardized food processing if it isn't a chain though. They could give you literally anything.

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>>131210683
This proof that enough?

>>131210826
>That'll be $12.34, please pull forward.

>>131210826
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>turn down an offer to work extra during the weekend
>get fired

>>131210843

Go away man, you just dont belong

>>131208110
>never leave the USA ever in my life
Where would you even go?

>>131210947
Huh. You're pretty lucky then. I know people that have spent months, and in one case years, in a hospital because they couldn't get an organ.

>>131206303
I am Israels dog. Pls.. my most redpilled people support a kikelover who is president, and my country is filled with jewry and degeneracy. I am 56% white.

>HEHE FUCK EUROS SWEDEN IS NOT WHTIE ANYMORE HEHEHEHEHEH

I love burgers.

>>131210736

Then it's no surprise that your nation's never built something great. Compare the NYC skyline, Silicon Valley, the orchards and farms spread out across the US, our massive military-industrial complex, and our multiple innovations to your middle age castles and everything else you've got.

>i'll be waiting

>>131211030

That's bullshit. You're allowed to turn down weekend work, you just need to tip your boss.

>>131210245

>Youre either on vacation in america, behind a proxy, or mentally retarded. Not because of your statement, but because you clearly dont speak american english at all.

>No apostrophe in the you're contraction
>Proper noun America not capitalized twice
>Proper noun English not capitalized
>No apostrophe in the don't contraction

Is this a new shill tactic? Insult the writing style?

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>say something that offends muslims
>don't get arrested

>>131210947
So how much you are in debt?

>>131211093
My age and lack of drugs, smoking and drinking got me on the list in no time.

>>131210947
Is that you? What the fuck happened?

>>131210456
The organ donation networks in my state don't know the insurance status of patients that are being offered organs to avoid bias. They are also nonprofits to minimize profit incentives that would undermine care.

>>131210836

>>131209940

Point out what's wrong. I think the grammar is actually correct. It seems you have poor reading comprehension.

>>131211121
>i'll be waiting
Better get to work, you lazy scum.

>>131210922
What does that even mean.
There are regular inspections for hygiene related problems
and there are pretty strict standards on the raw materials.

>>131209658
yeah no, most americans have white teeth

the reason why you have yellow teeth is because of the socialized health care.

>>131211196
I qualified for medicare, medicaid and social security. I didn't pay a dime.

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>Defeating Monarchism
>Defeating Fascism
>Defeating Communism
>Promoting last best hope for Man on Earth

>>131211128

If the boss tips you back then you'll have to work and bone his daughter.

>>131210826
I can't even eat an actual cheeseburger. A doublestack from Wendy's fills .me up

>>131206303
Blow it out your ass faggot, we own each and every last one of you and you'd better never forget it. All foreigners can kiss my fucking ass. Talk shit get bombed nigger.

>>131211382
Don't let the communists know this!

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>>131206303
Thats not even exclusively American. I was on LOT Polish airlines and during landing everyone is praying especially the grandmothers and then once its finally landed everyone claps. Actually on any American airlines I never experienced clapping.

>>131206303
This is the land of the free and the home of the brave

>wake up
>drink burnt coffee with a pint of milk and 400 lbs of sugar in it
>sit in traffic for 2 hours
>get into work
>sit down for 5hours moving imaginary money
>1 hour lunch break
>wait 25 minutes in line at fast food restaurant because nigger at register fucked everyone's orders up
>go back to work
>sit in traffic for 3 hours because it's raining
>get home at 730
>have stoffers frozen dinner
>take 12 vitamins because didn't get nutritional value today
>repeat

>>131211320

I'm not surprised that you're not refuting my points and merely insulting me.

*rides a scooter through Walmart*

>>131210690
Damn, I thought I was worthless when I was 6' and 190lb

>>131211355

I can go to any of the thousands of McDonalds restaurants across the country and ask for a 20 piece of chicken mcnuggets and I'll get basically the same thing. It's like buying a coca cola, you get the same product whether you buy it in Houston TX or Newark NJ. A non-chain menu item is just some random crap some chef made up that only exists in that one location.

>>131211256

>Between the health insurance company and you, spending tens of thousands of dollars on medical costs, but the doctors can't find anything wrong with you despite you experiencing long-term symptoms for a couple years. The doctors get paid of course.

Sorry, his isnt english class monsieur Runon Sentence.

>>131211508
What's to refute. My country existed 3 times as long as yours. It was great, it was bad, it was non existent and still we raised from ruins. I think we're doing pretty good right now given the circumstances.
Also I wasn't insulting you. You're oversensitive. All my posts were merely a friendly poking.

>>131210098
>How can you call yourself 1st world country when you have 4 hours left for yourself everyday

I make 35k a year which puts me in the top 1% of the world, and I work 48 hours a week..... Chinese work 90+ hours a week and are in bottom 10%

>>131208942
Firehouse subs master race

>>131211479
fuck that killed me

>>131210857
kek

>>131210820
>It's just a rest stop town on the turnpike between two major cities.

In europe, we call this "the countryside".
And you'd have troubles finding anything but actual restaurants and small gas stations scattered around.

>>131211788
Poland cannot stop sucking American cock. If we let you every last one of you assholes would flood over here. Wouldn't be half bad honestly.

>>131211559
*shits my pants*

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>>131211217
Heart and double lung transplant.
My stupid small town doctor said nothing was wrong with me soi chilled for a year feeling worse and worse. I finally go to a different doctor and he tells me my lungs and heart are fucked. My heart being fucked ruined my lungs which could have been saved if the other doctor actually caught it. Makes my blood boil just thinking about it

>>131206303
>walk on the moon

>>131211694
Aktualee, freshness is the competition now, and McDonwald's Aktualee accommodates the heatlamp because they know niggers are running their businesses.

The McDonald's Rule is good for any expanding company... it doesn't matter who's doing it, the product should be same.

>>131210456
Are you literally a Rothschild? Are you sure?

>>131211861

You have to be bait, man

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Israel is my greatest ally and it needs our help! XD

>>131211719

You clearly have low reading comprehension. It's not a run on sentence, because it describes a single concept.

Do us a favor and kill yourself. No one loves you.

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>>131206303

"I want to shoot me a nigger"

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>>131210462

This anon >>131210663 explains it well.

>>131212004
There's a fairly major pit stop area every 50ish miles along the interstate over here. Out west you might be able to go 100 miles in some areas but we consider an area with just a local restaurant and a small 2 pump gas station to be sketchy.

>>131210922
>You have no system of standardized food processing

Yeah, because chiefs in those restaurants order their meat at a butchery, buy vegetables in reputable markets and don't feed you meat ore.

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>mfw reading this thread as a proud america

>>131208823
Triggered

>>131208609
Thankfully we don't have many of those bizarre shitty highway towns in Michigan.

>>131211788

Aw, sheeeeeet. I thought you were one of those euro-nationalists that claim their nation is the best in the world (wonder where they get it from). Sorry, I didn't get what you were saying that first time.

>>131212031
What was your illness though?

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>>131212202

such is the way of freedom

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>go outside

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hurr hurr stoopid canuckians u didnt burn down da whyte house it waz dem goddarn redcoats!!! now excuse me while i be da greatest cuntry!!

>horrible health care
>filled with bigots
>orange president
>racist

>>131212202
Succinct and to the point summary of the last century. 8/10, needs more naming of the Jew.

*Walks past American*
"HELLO SIR GOOD DAY ISN'T IT?"

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>>131212539
Heart failure. Left and right side of my heart were damaged. My heart was only working 15% and I stayed like that untreated so long it destroyed my lungs and caused me pulmonary hypertension in the lungs which caused it to have high pressures.

>tfw paying comcast for adsl 20/3 mbits but get 3/0.4
>tfw cant get fiber because comcast is lobbying against it
>tfw even if i switch isp it will still be the same because they've an agreement to not undercut each other and to push prices which is totally legal btw

feels bad man

my plane never clapped when we landed wtf

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>mrw everybody being mean to usa

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Heres all my medication after I got out of the hospital. Didn't pay a cent.

God bless America

>>131212241

> Sketchy

So you need an industrialized, cleansed, and standardized place not to find it sketchy?

Actually most euro find it "typical" and "lovely".

As said by another anon, modesty might be the problem here.

>>131212873

No offense, but where is the shill saying "run on" sentence about your post?

>>131211387
>Defeating Monarchims
France
>Defeating Fascism
Russia
>Defeating Communism
USA, the only correct one.

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>>131213040
>my plane never even landed
>It smashed into the side of a building
>people applauded the whole way in

>>131213075
Heh. Canada, asiatic by 2030.

>>131213176

What the fuck? Fuck niggers.

Is /pol/ a nigger board now?

>>131213207

RARE FLAG

>>131213410
>nigger btfo some faggot degenerate
>somehow not an exception

What are you gay?

>>131212004
Breezewood is a very special kind of stupid, where a gas station owner managed to convince the local government to not allow the state government to build a proper highway interchange. As a result all traffic following Interstate 70 goes through that set of lights where it joins/diverts from the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

>>131213069
what the fuck are you sick with?

>>131213577

That looks like a woman?

>>131213577

So you would take the side of a nigger over a white person, in any dispute?

GET OUT NIGGER.

>>131211719
Do you travel much? I don't eat McDonalds or drink Coke (sodas in general) anymore, but Coke 100% tasted different across the country and most definitely globally.
Your palate is weak my friend, stay thirsty

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>>131206303
>get circumcucked by jew doctor at birth
>"that'll be $9000, plus tip"
>force fed bugers until reaching a normal weight of 280 lbs
>go to school
>learn everything there is to know about the holocaust and MLK Jr. in between dodging edgelord shooters and niggers
>get kicked out of house at age 18
>join military
>lose both legs to explosive planted by israeli-sponsored moderate rebels
>tip transgender owlkin medic for stitching me up

>>131213998
Its my rejection meds and vitamins. Im the heart and lung transplant guy.

>>131214115
>choosing transtrash over the based niggers who keep them in check

You are an enemy to the white race if you think we shouldnt let niggers handle the dirty work

Also the vid is clearly nyc, hes doing this in the face of the jew overlords, absolutely based

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>>131214278

>>131214384

The video quality is too shitty for me to tell or not if that's a woman.

>>131212438
What is Bay City?

>>131210302
They built a second station down the road from the first because the original had no room for expansion. The second only has diesel.

>>131207223

Been to that taco bowl

It's in breezewood, PA it's the exact halfway point between Pittsburgh and D.C.

t. Pittsburgh

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>>131210302
This is a area basically dedicated for rest stops if it wasn't already obvious, kind of a shame you don't realize this since you are a burger, you must be underage or have zero experience outside of your damp hole.
>one exxon is exclusive for trukers (diesel)
>one is for the rest
wow that was hard to process, you are legitimately brain dead

>>131213114
Yeah when I'm trying to engage in commerce I want a clean standardized product purchased in a well lit and visibly maintained business.

Have fun buying stale dust covered shit in a dank shack if that's what you want to do.

>>131211128
Is this true?

>>131206303
>Plane take-offs or lands
>sign of the cross prior because otherwise will probably die

>>131211387

WHO'S THAT MAN???

>>131214800
Blue Ball PA doesn't sell cigarrettes. What kind of faggotry is that?

>>131206303
>MUH GOLD RESERVES

>>131206303
>burglar breaks into my home
>be allowed to defend myself without going to prison

>>131214860

I didn't notice one was only diesel (the other also has diesel). I've seen two Exxons or two Mobils within 1/4 mile of each other elsewhere.

>Take a blanket to the toilet so you don't get cold

>>131207223
>in americaland signs are mounted on posts that are 100s of feet high

WHAT IN THE FUCK

>>131206303

This thread is full of wonderful data of when burgers feel insulted or threatened, they lash out, even when it's either true, or mild, criticism.

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>>131206303
>ate 2 sausage mcmuffins with egg yesterday
>very nearly shit my pants

The shart in mart meme makes me so fucking mad because I've actually done it once but it was when I was a little kid.

>>131215523

shut the fuck up you anti-American commie cummie cockgourger

>>131215450

We need to be able to see the sign from about 1 mile away (that's about 1.5 kilometers since you're in the EU) so we can exit the interstate highway.

>>131211471
I've only ever seen Italians clap. I fly coast to coast all the time (fuck the left coast btw) and have never seen Americans clap upon landing.

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>>131215800
This

>>131215523
What else are we supposed to do Sven?

Cower in our cuckshed?

Get out of here faggot. Men are talking.

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>tfw I have actually been shot
>tfw it was my dad who did it
>it was because he got addicted to oxycodone and was drinking excessively and went into a toxic psychosis

I don't think it gets anymore American than this.

>>131215775

baka

>>131214958

> What are sanitary inspections and standards?

I want a clean standardized product

As a frog, this statement hurts me.

Food is so diverse, a single dish of, say, boeuf bourgignon, or caesar salad, can be made in hundreds of ways, and none will be better or worse than an another, just different, and you'll cherish such restaurant because you prefered the sauce, and another because the meat was particularly well marinated and so on.

Your life must be bland man. It saddens me, truly.

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>>131206303

>>131208705
shit picture but lmfao fukn saved

>>131211369
bong teeth are just naturally yellow. no cavities and i brush my teeth often but still yellow. its just how it is on the island.

>>131206303
>Listening to Nickleback while shooting home intruders

>be police officer
>do your job
>niggers burn down the town

>go to McDonald's
>NOT TO EAT
>but to use the bathroom
>almost slip in shit
>wipe you ass for 5 minutes
>wash your hands for 15
>Order a small large Big Mac with extra fries because you haven't had a snack since Olive Garden

>>131206303
>plane crashes
>no survivors

>>131216017
>What else are we supposed to do

Actually if you were adults you could take some mild criticism and not chimp out like a nigger.

You probably are a nigger. Is your skin coffee colored?

>>131215156
>Be Pennsylvanian
>take wrong turn on the way to Intercourse
>end up in Blue Ball

>>131211479
kek

>>131209585

kek

>>131216177
nice shop faggot
>russia above us

>learn that exercise is a necessary ingredient for health
>refuse, never even use stairs unless elevator doesn't work

>>131215828
we still use miles here officially because fuck Europe

>>131216409

It's not even criticism really. Just making fun at you guys.

There's worse things in the world than the size of your posts or the quality of your food.

>>131213069
My fuking god, if pulmonary edema doesnt kill ya, the sheer amount of drugs will gang rape ur liver

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>leaving us behind

>>131216409
No.Whats that like nigger?

>>131211093
If it's life threatening, you'll be bumped to the top, assuming you're not a chain smoking degenerate.
Most of those waiting for long periods just need a kidney, it's not a priority.

>>131215899
>2ul7ADgm

I wasn't going to say anything but you attacked me so, fuck you, you worthless piece of shit freerider. You didn't deserve that medical care you leech.

I hope your heart and lungs are rejected by your immune system and you suffocate to death because you can't oxygenate your blood. Why the fuck didn't you have insurance? You might want to commit suicide before the organ rejection happens.

>cheer niggers on the field
>cheer niggers in my bed

Fuck you

>use a public restroom
>people constantly peek in through the 5" space between the door and the wall
>finish doing my business
>drop in a $10 tip and flush

>"where are those five black gentlemen whom ejaculated in my wife's vagina? I must give them a high five!"

>>131216490
Destroy sweet Amish pussy.

>>131216691

those are some strange wax figures

>>131216575

Us, being Sweden? It's the same as Russia.

>>131216650

Nice to hear that.

>>131213069
>As Needed
Sweet, sweet oxycodone

>>131216842

>not tipping them each $10

>>131216727
Did you not see my picture? It was a joke. Jeez. I was agreeing with you

>>131213207
bootleg Norway

>lose 50 IQ points
>gain 100 pounds of fat

'Murica

>be american
>your wife gets blacked while you are deployed

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>>131216575

>>131216131
I don't think you realize how many chains we have to choose from and how much variance there is between individual franchises. There are also plenty of mom/pop places and bars that serve food. I live in a town of 35k and I can name 100 places to get lunch.

But have fun getting your diverse sauce.

>>131207223
Alrighty, Zack de la Rocha

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>ignore ones own foreign policy
>wonder why the world hates them
>starts war
>doesnt take the refugees instead gives them to europe
>be the land of the free
>spawn a culture of degenerate anti freedom leftists that slowly spread and poison the first world
>eat fructose corn syrup
>get fat
>get sick
>cant afford medicine
>not be sick
>take medicine

>>131206303

>Be Born
>Nigger

> Be as American as you can be.

There really is only one answer...

https://youtu.be/VgKqo3TvZoI?t=1m37s

>go to mcdonalds
>sprinklers turn on
>automatic door opens
>tip the door
>get triple big mac with large everything a d diet pepsi
>eat inside
>look outside
>bald eagle screaming freedom
>police shoot black kid
>sprinklers turn on
>finish food and leave
>do a wicked burnout in corvette
>cops arrive
>gets shot in front of hundreds witnesses
>sprinklers turn on
>cops get standing ovation
>bald eagle screaming freedom
>sprinklers turn on

>>131206303
>work 65hrs/week
>365 days a year
>minimum wage
>still poor
>food stamps can't even buy diapers
>ruled by trust fund oligarchs who say I'm the lazy one

>>131217008
I wish. Its just Tylenol 3

>wake up
>take my adderall
>eat sausage mcmuffin
>go to work for 12 hours
>eat burger
>pay taxes
>spend my 1 hour free time on self improvement/ feeding myself
>eat burger
>take my antidepressant
>sleep
>repeat

>be american
>marry
>get cucked by niggers and lose all your money on alimony

>>131217093

Yes, I know you were agreeing with >>131215800. Remember this when your heart is failing.

>>131210145
Literally this is America. But Europoors refuse to admit it because of their mass media brainwashing to "hate the ebul yanks!". Even Europeans on /pol/ haven't broken the conditioning.

>>131217422
No. I was posting a crying American bear because he's whining for being made fun of like you said. I was agreeing with you.

>>131217305
>die from a heart attack at 50 because a fatass and no medical coverage
with a credit card debt

>>131206303
wut

>>131217305

For 75% of our nations history, people used cloth diapers.

Then America decided they would rather waste money filling landfills.

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>>131208575

>>131217256

Hahaha.

>>131217593

Sorry.

>have minor back pain or an itch
>take opiates stronger than heroin
>get a papercut
>resort to shooting Heroin
>drink hot coffee that ins't marked as "hot" and get a burnt tongue.
>get PTSD, sue McDonalds
>have to take more opiates to ease the pain.

>>131217211

> I don't think you realize how many chains we have to choose from

I do. But you underestimate the numbers of restaurants europe has.

> There are also plenty of mom/pop places

Quite irrelevant since you stated that you need a standardized product

> But have fun getting your diverse sauce.

Yes, let the butthurt flow in you while you munch in that Bigmac©

>>131206303
I'll just leave this here.
http://www.circumcision.org/brain.htm
Classic US.

>>131211479
Shart in mart

>>131217198
>social progress
You mean the non-degenerate to fag ratio? Yea i assumed canada would be high on it

goes and gets fast food. they forget to give me my sauces. goes back and screams at them.

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>>131206303
LIBERTY OR DEATH

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>>131217641
>Americans are killing criminals in the streets
>meanwhile in Germany, this is what happens to child rapists

>>131215775
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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>>131217878
Is alright. Try not to take such offense on 4chan man.

>>131218049

I don't really know but I think it's more like total health outcome and educational outcome of people, per dollar spent. A lot of money gets wasted here, but it ends up as someones profit.

>>131218126

There's nothing wrong with that.

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She's a bad mamajama

>>131210686
>post it pls

Seconded

>>131218275

My bad.

>Try not to take such offense on 4chan man.

You're right, I get emotional, but it's kind of a sport for me.

>>131206303

>pretend to be free but currently live in a country that would make its founding fathers roll in their graves

>>131210302
Isn't exxon owned by rex tillerson?

>>131211071
Peru or Egypt. I want to see what the kangz built.

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Europoors are just jealous of us superior Americans. Post a Europoor that looks more beautifully aryan than this.

>>131217198
Hey let's make the most unreadable map possible!

>>131218578
>sport
You enjoy raging?

>take money out to have lunch
>tip the atm
>take taxi to restaurant
>tip the driver
>tip the doorman
>give your order
>tip waiter
>pay for food
>tip the waiter
>ride your date
>tip her after

>>131206303
I'm eating

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>>131218729
>this is the purest aryan to europoors

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>>131206303
Go to the mart and shart in the mart.

>>131218643

Kek no. He was the boss of it, but that's over. I do find that Exxon has the highest prices though, so I actually avoid it.

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>>131218853
>europoors think this is white

>>131211694
I've only seen that level of autism matched in a britpol thread
Enjoy your cow anuses and sodium nitrate burgers I guess

>>131206303
>eat burg
>eat burg
>eat burg
>want healthcare paid for

>>131218867
To be fair that's probably something he spilled on himself by accident

>>131218275
>>131218578
Glad ya'll worked it out, I was starting to worry about you guys.

>>131218718
There are plenty of great pictures online for that.

>>131218799

>You enjoy raging?

Yeah. It's why I come here. We can't usually rage irl, right?

Feel better.

>>131218163
Not what's written there!

He will be charged with rape, just not child molestation. Min. 3 years prison. Judge already said no probation.

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>>131215775
I sharted in a Target once when I was like 8 or something

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>>131218729
>beautiful
puffter.
>>131206303
I'll have the non dairy creamer

>>131218795

Lel, some of the colors are too similar.

>>131216691
poor pinata is my favorite natural party favor

>>131213184
Communism probably did a better job at defeating itself than the US ever could

>be nigger
>cops show up
>get shot
>survive
>get shot again
>dindu population stays at 13%

>>131207223
Or
>be white
>none of that bullshit happens.

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>>131206303

>wins

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>>131219033

Thanks. Have a picture of my pup with me wearing a make Christmas great again sweater.

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>>131212980
relevant

>be born
>get part of our dick cut off because the Jews convinced everyone it's "more sanitary"

>>131207224
lol

>waiter clears my table before I'm done
>tip them 25%

>>131216490
lol

>>131210098
I work that much because I want to. It's double time on the seventh day worked. And anything over 40hrs is time and a half. Money can buy happiness. Don't let anyone tell you differently. Also I get 4 wks paid vacation and a week sick time

>>131210220
Someone should make a Russia ball for this
>when the plane lands
>thumbs down

>>131206303

Niggers rape, rob, kill, riot

But we have guns

ahahaha

fucking gun consumer morons. you just spend money on guns and shoot in the woods :))

>>131219033

Kek.

>>131211861
>35k
shit bro...

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>be American
>get captured by North Koreas
>live in the hermit utopia
>get kidnapped by CIA
>get poisoned
>become propaganda puppet to distract populace from corrupt government

>>131215112

FUCKIN' MY WIFE!!!

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>puts shoes into fridge

>>131214042
It isn't a woman.

>>131206303
America is the one country that is fighting both anorexia and obesity
>All these "diet" plans
>$0.99 5 gallon cups