Deport jose
>>131203459
Whatever the opposite of his current actions are
today is my birthday. maybe it was his way to say happy birthday to me :>
>>131203459
Gib shekels for isreal.
>>131203459
Build the wall, stop accepting refugees from Muslim majority counties, basically the exact opposite of what Obama did
>>131204080
happy birthday friendo
>>131204815
why are you laughing
>>131204080
happy birthday
>>131204080
Happy birthday!!
>>131204080
happy birthday lad
>>131204080
Happy birthday!
>>131204080
Happy birthday
>>131204815
>>131205174
>be a grown man
>posting anime
Today he will remind us.
>>131204136
Hmm... I wonder who is behind this post.
>>131203459
We going to war soon lads
>>131203459
You can only be 'great' by comparing yourself to something else.
Given that America is crap it can only be 'great' by making the rest of the world worse.
>Which is what he intends to do - wreck the world in order to make America appear 'great'
F451?
>>131204080
hey anon, put on your birthday suit and go for a walk!
>>131203459
I AM DEMENTED
>>131204080
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
>>131204080
Happy birthday!
>>131206892
Who said he was a grown man?
>>131203459
Bump
>>131203459
>let us cause America, which was previously pretty dope, to return to levels of great never thought possible
Pretty simple mane
>>131204080
Happy birthday
>>131204080
He wants you to make america great again.
Start by buying a truck and going to Somalia
Make him and his billionaire buddies great again.
>>131203459
he needs to stop tweeting just so I can stop hearing about it on the news like for fucks sake man
>>131204080
>>131203459
Wow, the reboot actually worked! Damn!
>>131204080
Happy birthday!
>>131204080
Happy birthday Anon! I hope you enjoy your day, know that some faggot cares about your day.
>>131208623
but then they will say he stopped tweeting b.c impeachment shit will never end
>>131204080
mine too anon, happy birthday to us. maga
>>131204080
Happy Birthday! How old are you now, 15?
>>131206933
You have altruisms.
>>131209469
Me too. Triple birthday wishes for you all!
>>131203459
He means make America brown again by importing more Mexicans via DACA. Only his most pathetic supporters haven't realized this yet.
>>131204080
This thread is now a birthday party for anon, who brought cake?
>>131203459
It's the typical behavior of someone who refuses to accept that reality is different from what he thought. The deep state has made it clear enough who is in charge. Surely before he goes to bed, he thinks of all the americans he has visited all over the country, in all those broken promises ...
>>131203459
Bump
>>131203459
He mean Hope and Change but the Republican version.
>>131203459
THIS!
he just wakes up all sweaty and shouts this
>>131203459
don't know....
>>131203459
just don't know
It was last great circa 1985
>>131204080
Happy birthday, anon
>>131204080
Happy birthday frined!
>>131203459
>I NEED A DISTRACTION
>>131215889
>>I NEED A DISTRACTION
>>131203459
He's under a lot of stress and gets energised by his supporters. It's basically a mantra at this point. When he's feeling overwhelmed he thinks back to the excitement from his latest rally, chants, "MAGA" and is ready to go again.
>>131203459
Bump
>>131215889
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO68Kvb9fD4
>>131216569
>leaf
>eternally cucked out of their goddamn gourds
>engaging in psychoanalysis
Fucking Canadians, I wish the day of the rake would come soon.
>>131217424
>I wish the day of the rake would come soon.
It will don't worry. We're supremely fucked.
>>131217424
>burger
>eternally cucked by own government
>engaging in bullshit rhetoric
you guys voted in a reality TV star who did pizza hut ads for what is the most important job in your country, just fucking suck it up and admit you're stupid.
>>131216569
are you for real?
what are you his wife or some thing????
> When he's feeling overwhelmed
wew lad
>>131218314
>just fucking suck it up
kek
>>131204080
Happy bday.
Now get your ass out there and make America great again
>>131204080
Happy birthday
https://twitter.com/DrEstella/status/878691920481992705
>>131203459
Today is Quebec day. He's taking inspiration from the Master Race.
>>131204080
Where are the mods when you need them.
>>131206892
>be over 10
>posting "kys"
>>131204080
Happy birthday anon, may redpilled cuties swarm your way.
>>131204080
Happy Birthday anon
>>131204136
That's actually a decent mask considering how bad most masks are.
>>131203459
It was code that we are 3 months until the start of the Race War, but he's letting everyone know it's on.
MAGA = Race War
420 = Hitlers birthday - Confirmation of message
423 = 3 months from now, begin.
>>131203459
I think it's his version of "please clap"
>>131204080
Your parents fucked in late september
>>131203459
>What did he mean by this?
He meant that inferiors like you who can't figure out simple sentences should put a guns in their mouths and see if there's a God.
>>131204080
I hope you have a comfy brithday, anon.
>>131203459
I'll just leave this here
>>131219591
>>131203459
how soon before trump starts tweeting out complete non-sequiturs?
>>131220560
>I'll just leave this here
>>131203459
>Lynch investigated
>investigation eventually reaches email server
>Bill, Hillary, Huma, John Podesta, Obama, Bill, and others caught red handed
>pizzagate finally blown open
>all the Hollywood celebritards, sleazy politicians, activists, etc go to prison
>biggest happening in history
>DNC goes bankrupt
>US becomes a one party state in 2018
>MAGA
>>131220560
How stupid would you have to be to think Trump's rise was based on the birther bullshit? The single most significant reason Trump succeeded in being elected is globalism vs nationalism
>>131203459
Isn't that literally the job he was elected for? Who is he talking to?
>>131203459
>hasn't repealed anchor baby law
>hasn't deported a single illegal immigrant
>no executive orders concerning the wall despite that being his MAIN FUCKING PROMISE
>not banning Mexican immigration to save the racial hegemony
Fuck this neocon.
>>131204080
Happy birthday, anon
>>131204080
Happy Birthday!
>>131203459
Bump
>>131204691
And lower federal income taxes bro.
MAGA
>>131204080
Happy Birthday!
>>131204080
Happy birthday, little fella
>>131204080
buon compleanno John
>>131221450
Birther thing is a funny one.
HRC starts rumour, donny helps her out to take down BO, back when HRC and Trump are friendly.
Based on Bio BO wrote in his papers for school.
Malik confirms over and over that his brother is born in Kenya.
Even if he was, still wouldn't matter, Romney born in Mexico.
The end of the day they were going to use BO's own words against him, which would have forced him to admit he was a liar and a charlatan from the start.
>mfw Trump still won.
>>131220757
>non-sequiturs
>Trump remembers and then immediately forgets how many missiles he fired at Syria
>Trump talks about watching CNN, then boasts of not watching CNN
>Trump says he doesn’t talk to European leaders about the Iran deal, then that he did
>Trump disassociates himself from his own “Contract With The American Voter”
>Trump explains he only called NATO obsolete because he didn’t know what he was talking about
>Trump falsely claims terrorism didn’t exist before 1949
>Trump uses the phrase “a super-duper”
>Trump suggests his first address to Congress was one of the best speeches in the history of the House of Representatives
>Trump says “most people don’t even think of NAFTA in terms of Canada”
>Trump repeats his lie about F-35 savings
(You) want more?
Here:
The 19 strangest things Donald Trump said in his surreal 100-days interview
http://archive.is/OzaVC
Russian code
>Happy birthday, anon<
>>131221450
Trump is entirely for globalism.
>>131204080
happy birthday anon! :D
>>131222087
>(You) want more?
Remember that time he said he had been to 57 states?
HAHAHAHA! What a moron!
Oh wait, that was your pet nigger Obama.
>>131219992
yes but can you tell /pol/ when the failed abortion happened?
>>131204080
Go fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit. Plenty of posters here have a birthday every day but don't feel the need to fish for attention over it. I hope you and all your descendents are slaughtered.
Berp n gur gur gur gur gur gur
>>131222820
>Russia is fake news. Russia — this is fake news put out by the media.
>The real news is the fact that people,
>probably from the Obama administration because they’re there —
>because we have our new people going in place right now.
>Trump Press Conference – February 16, 2017 White House East Room
He actually means "ten feet higher"
>>131204080
How old are you now?
>>131223442
60 miles budgeted. Only 5000 more to go. Isis plan is over budget time wise by what. 300 days?
>>131223442
Ten more Ford plants lost to Ghyna
>>131203459
you know what he fucking meant.
>>131223590
Ten more Carriers lost to grab ems
>you know what he fucking meant?
>Trump Press Conference – February 16, 2017 White House East Room
>Q: Mr. President —
>THE PRESIDENT: You okay?
>Q: I am. Just wanted to get untangled. Very simply, you said today that you had the biggest electoral margins since Ronald Reagan with 304 or 306 electoral votes. In fact, President Obama got 365 in 2008.
>THE PRESIDENT: Well, I’m talking about Republican. Yes.
>Q: President Obama, 332. George H.W. Bush, 426 when he won as President. So why should Americans trust —
>THE PRESIDENT: Well, no, I was told — I was given that information. I don’t know. I was just given. We had a very, very big margin.
>Q: I guess my question is, why should Americans trust you when you have accused the information they receive of being fake when you’re providing information that’s fake?
>THE PRESIDENT: Well, I don’t know. I was given that information. I was given — actually, I’ve seen that information around. But it was a very substantial victory. Do you agree with that?
>Q: You’re the President.
>THE PRESIDENT: Okay, thank you. That’s a good answer. Yes.
https://artofthedeal.info/trump-press-conference-full-conference-february-16-2017/
http://archive.is/4ev1g
>>131223183
this
>>131223183
>>131204080
Happy birthday
Here is a picture of massive swelling anime breasts for you
>>131204080
have a nice day
>>131204080
>today is my birthday. maybe it was his way to say happy birthday to me :>
yes he cares to send (You) only the best of wishes on this auspicious occasion
>>131203459
he's done
HE'S COMPLETELY DONE
>>131204080
Happy birthday anon
>>131204080
Happy birthday friend!
>>131225869
>>131204080
Happy birthday babe
>>131203459
Bump
>>131204080
happy birthday dude
>>131204080
happy bd
>>131223477
>How old are you now?
one spank for each year with a pinch to grow an inch
>>131203459
He meant covfefe.
>>131203459
Anyone else notice that Trump's social media message has been returning to campaign tier stuff? Now that he's all settled in is he going to bring the pain?
>>131220560
>unironically posting the New York Times
f a k e n e w s
>>131228673
>COVFEFE Act of 2017
This Act may be cited as
the ‘‘Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement Act of 2017’’ or the ‘‘COVFEFE Act of 2017.’’
To amend section 2201 of title 44, United States Code, to require the preservation of presidential social media
accounts, and for other purposes.
http://archive.is/3OEPa
https://quigley.house.gov/sites/quigley.house.gov/files/COVFEFE%20Act.pdf
>>131204080
Happy birthday friend!
>>131204080
Happy burfday
>>131230141
>is he going to bring the pain?
>>131203459
Bump
>>131204080
a gift for (You)
>>131204080
Happy birthday
>>131204080
sweet treats
>>131203459
>The deep state is closing in. Send help
>>131231883
>>131203459
Throw away the future of our nation for modest present gains