Philosophy

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Carl Schmitt.

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Plato.

Everyone is a footnote to him. He's a delight to read.

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Thomas Hobbes. this man was the tiger force amongst philosophers of his era.

Herder, because he was a good Christian, a reasonable cultural relativists and a total baller in general.

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Hegel. He provided the basic philosophical framework which Marx adapted to kill millions of people.

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Baruch Spinoza, oy vey. A jew who exposed christians for being jewish puppets

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Thomas Hobbes
fuck anarchists
fuck divine right monarchies.
The man's ideas were the core beliefs that allowed for governments like Imperial France, the two most recent Reichs, and the United States.

Agree, disagree, or say what you will about his political theories, but you'd have to be a moron to not see beauty and the truth in his many insights on human nature.

Jesus. I don't believe in god, but if everyone adhered to Jesus' philosophy it would be the best possible world.

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Plato is /ourguy/, dude was a complete autist who
would not shut up about his imaginary friend and shoehorned him into every lecture he ever gave.

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That's some categorical imperative shit right there.

I like Epictetus because Stocism lets me cut a lot of pointless shit out of my life and enjoy the small things. It has it's flaws but I like the 'lifestyle' it encourages I guess.

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Kierkegaard was the a religious sheep who followed everything written in religious scriptures. Nietzsche is where it's at my man.

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*Kierkegaard was a sheep who followed everything written in religious scriptures instead of trying to maximize his own happiness. Nietzsche is where it's at my man.

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Kafka, he was the darkest mind.

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Gotta say I liked Cookieguard. His philosophy reads like literature or literary commentary a lot of the time.

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Stirner was the biggest spook of all.

Stefan Molyneux

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Kk

Nietzsche was the dankest for sure.

My favorite philosopher is Dostoyevsky but /pol/wise, probably Hobbes

Seneca/Marcus Aurelius

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Seconded for Marcus Aurelius

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My favorite philosopher is myself. I am the best ever.

Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Stirner, Hobbes, and Thucydides all good

Heraclitus is the dankest. Jesus is the most productive. Nietzsche is my private friend please don't read him it's a violation of our privacy.

Schopenhauer, because fuck you.