Sup y'all crackas and cracka-ettes,
y'all best get wid da program and learn true american english, and dat be da ebonics, or as some of yall crackas calls it, "African American Vernacular English."
Man, leave it up to white boy to come up with a cracka ass name like dat for the exquisite, divine, angelic language known in da hood as how we speak. yall crackas best get up with the program. Wikipoydia even has an article on dis shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English
I'm givin yall a heads up so you don't act a food. here are some grammar lessons:
Phases/Tenses of AAVE
Phase Example
Past Pre-recent I been bought it
Recent I done buy ita[citation needed]
Pre-present I did buy it
Past Inceptive I do buy it
Present I be buying it
Future Immediate I'm a-buy it
Post-immediate I'm a-gonna buy it
Indefinite future I gonna buy it