Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?

Nukes, the world's biggest national debt, and statewide obesity

Whatre you gonna do about it

>>131188369
we invented computers

/thread

>>131188369
What's this about Trader Joe's renaming pigs in a blanket and trying to pass it off as their own idea?

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>>131188369
Give them credit - they did invent this drink.

>>131188680
>renaming pigs in a blanket
pits in a blanket are little cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon.

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>>131188488

Freedom

>>131188369
In the UK, they call them "Mohammad in a White Child".

>>131188369
>muh cultural appropriation
deal with it

>>131188369

Play-Doh.

>>131188808
"da white man be keeping us down"

No, that would be gravity

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>>131188369
>british cuisine

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>>131189000
>American cuisine

>>131188747
Your item using the name makes no sense. Bacon doesn't look like a blanket, and is also made of pig.

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>>131188924
Sounds about right, Americans are masters of theft and larceny.

>Muh American as apple pie

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>>131188747
>wrapped in bacon.
Where I grew up it was crescent-roll dough you'd wrap 'em in to make pigs in a blanket, but fuck bacon sounds amazing too.

>>131189236
>what are metaphors

>>131188488
>Nukes
German scientists who just so happened to be in America because of WW2
>world's biggest national debt
Jews
>statewide obesity
I'll give you that one

>>131189159
>flavoured
>American

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>>131189236
Why are Americans wrong about everything?

>>131189159
>flavoured
>knob
Spelling aside, "knob" is a quintessentially British word. I've never heard an American speak it

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>>131189159
we've got processed versions of everything what of it?

>>131188808
>white people close to the average
>compose 62% of population
>spics are 30%
>nogs are 15%
>LOL LOOK AT THOSE FAT MINORITIES! WHITE MEN THIN

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Imagine some fat """""white"""" Americans jumping around for joy at the prospect of putting a sausage in some pastry and thinking they've struck gold.

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>>131189247
God it's weird how language changes over time, this is barely legible to me.
>>131189394
We made our own country, with blackjack and hookers. That are delicious btw but I've never heard of those being called pigs in a blanket.

>>131188369
what's this type of dough called?

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>>131188971
Sheeeit

>>131189159
>reverse image search shows it's from Australia
KILL YOURSELF

>>131189587
Filo pastry, probably

>>131189587
Would also like to know this, looks like a biscuit of some variety.

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this thread is dumb

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>>131189575
>mfw Euros have been sticking their sausages in each other's tight pastry holes for years

>>131189821
***if it's a good 'n' proper sausage roll

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>>131189575
Californians are very special people.

>>131188369
We ate those in grade school, called em weiner wraps

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>>131189830
>looks like a biscuit
holy fuck is this real life

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This entire thread full of salty motherfuckers from inferior nations

>>131189318
Stay salty euromong

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>>131189914

>>131189914
You know "biscuit" doesn't mean "cookie" in the states, right Nigel?

>>131189587
they use some shitty Pillsbury pre-made crescent dough. its actually fucking gross. all the pre-made pigs in a blanket are way better than the ones you make yourself because they produce a specialty dough.

>>131189247
>looks at ye olde englishe
>looks at average niggers tweets
Holy shit.
THEY REALLY WUZ KANGZ!!!!11!!

Pizza, chimmi chonga, Chinese food...

>>131189890
southern californias*

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>>131189914
I'm not following. This, right? Is that what's wrapped around that dog? Pic related is a biscuit.

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Can you really call it a sausage roll if it's made with a hot dog though?

In all fairness, I've never had a sausage roll that was made with a frankfurter or whatever.

This Spar shop I stop at sometimes does these 'Potato dog' things though, pic related. They're damn good.

>>131188369
I would never eat that garbage, even from Trader Jose's

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>>131190015
>You know "biscuit" doesn't mean "cookie" in the states, right Nigel?
this is too much

>>131188808
I just realized I've never seen a morbidly obese Asian woman.

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>>131188369
>mfw Europe thinks they matter at all

>>131189901
Yeah, these are common in US school lunches.

>>131189318
>t. starves because of potatoes

>>131188369
No, we're strictly an importer, but we will improve it.

>>131190065
this

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>>131190079
That's a scone

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>>131190079
I have American cousins. Took me out for breakfast one morning and made me try biscuits and gravy. That gravy is disgusting! The waitress told me that its just lard mixed with flour salt and pepper - biscuits were like bloated salty scones. They were fucking terrible.

>>131188369
Trader Joe's isn't even American. It's just the US branch of Aldi Nord

>>131190065
Jefferson != California. San Fraggots is so bad it balances out the entire southern part of the state.

>>131189394
>even the british fell for the bacon meme

>>131188369
Constitutions, trucks, Nukes, guns and much more

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>>131190182

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>>131190079
No pic related are biscuits

>>131189587
its a low quality puff pastry.

>>131190188
>mfw america thinks it's a white country

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>>131190307
you mean none of the above

>>131190286
>dude meme foods lmao bacon sriracha avocado flyover xdddd
>>>/ck/

>>131190327

No, those are "pedophile's delights".

We already call those pigs-in-a-blanket.

>>131190007
I don't get it.

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>>131189587
>>131189830
>american cuisine
looks like puff pastry

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>>131188718
>he doesnt know what rocky mountian oysters are

>>131190327
You retards are arguing over semantics. Go clean your room.

>>131190444
He/she/the American took one bite

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>>131190326

>>131188369
Easy Nigel, we're more than capable of inventing an orbiting laser that obliterates anyone with weird U.K. teeth.

And who the fuck are you to comment on fucking cuisine?

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>nobody in this thread has ever had a Slippery-Pete
Best sandwich

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>>131190286
"England has no rival in the preparation of seasoned pork, and her famous bacon, the renown of which is enormous, constitutes one of the greatest discoveries in the science of gastronomy" -
Auguste Escoffier 'Le Guide Culinaire'

American Bacon is absolute shite, its thin, greasy and tough - more akin to salty leather than any real foodstuff.

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>>131190098
>Can you really call it a sausage roll if it's made with a hot dog though?
Holy shit, we should try it with beer-brats, I bet it'd be insanely good.
>>131190242
S'cone? Speak english.
>>131190249
it can be done wrong and make the meal inedible, but when it's right it's amazing
>>131190327
Those are cookies

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>>131190545
Australia's national delicacy is better.

>>131189319
I've never seen that here.

we invented the english language

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>>131190567
The ones marked are cookies, the rest of biscuits.

>>131189247
>Muh American as apple pie

America had to have their apple trees imported from Europe to makes apple pie because America only had the the crab apple which isn't much cop for the ole Applis Tartys

Which is pretty surprising given North Americas broad range of plants and fruits etc

>>131188718
Is that spotted dick behind the can?

>>131190675
how do you make the sprinkles stick. Its a horrible mess!

>>131190675

Does it come like that? What are those ball things called.

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>>131190709
WRONG.

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>>131190396
how did you manage to butcher a picture like this?

>>131190567
Do you not know what a scone is? and no they are biscuits. Biscuits are crunchy and crumble. A cookies is soft and chewy

>>131190747
You really just need one red circle around the entire picture my man, those are cookies.

>>131190030
your statement contradicts itself.

>>131190768
Butter, margarine, Vegemite, etc.
>>131190778
It's white bread (which is nutritionally the same as cake), covered in butter, and sprinkles

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>>131190040

>>131190327
Those are crackers

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>>131188369
A hot dog is legally not a sausage.

It's really fucking stupid to be upset about something as retarded as this anyway. It's some meat in some fucking pastry.

>>131190761

Hey retard, weren't the first Americans English? So I don't see what you're bragging about.

>americans import white culture because of the 56%
>the salt in this thread from burgers
56% sausage 44% roll

>>131189575
They know it's not new. They were already selling mini ones for years, and pretzel places sell hotdogs inside of pretzel pastry dough. They are just trying to hype a product.

>>131190845
>Biscuits are crunchy and crumble. A cookies is soft and chewy
You're describing varying quality of cookie friend
>>131190894
It's "bounce house"

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>>131188747
yes, but the question is: who wrapes the biggest sausage???

>>131190079
No. You'd probably call it flaky pastry or phyllo.

http://www.foodiecrush.com/pigs-in-a-puff-pastry-blanket/

My mother made those 20 goddamn years ago.

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>mfw my house is older than the USA
>they claim to be a """"country""""

hahaha lads love my life tbf

AMERICAN "CULTURE"
56% "WHITE"

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>>131189518
Here's something to keep in mind:

Blacks are not only among the most likely in the United States to be obese but are most likely to be VERY obese, with about 9% falling into obese class II and 6% obese class III -- the highest Body Mass Index (BMI) categories.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/155735/blacks-likely-obese-asians-least.aspx

That's just Gallup. According to the CDC:

Blacks have the highest age-adjusted rates of obesity (48.1%) followed by Hispanics (42.5%), whites (34.5%), and Asians (11.7%).
Obesity is significantly more common among black women (56.8%) than black men (37.1%).
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db131.pdf

Among Black and Mexican-American men, those with higher incomes are more likely to have obesity than those with low income.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db50.pdf

Children’s problems with overweight and obesity begin as early as age 3, and Hispanic children and those with obese mothers are especially at risk.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1781385/

The estimated annual medical cost of obesity in the U.S. was $147 billion in 2008 U.S. dollars; the medical costs for people who are obese were $1,429 higher than those of normal weight.
https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.htm

Among people aged 20 years or older in the U.S. (2010–2012) the rate of diabetes was lowest among whites and highest among blacks and American Indians/Alaska Natives.
https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/pubs/statsreport14/national-diabetes-report-web.pdf

The total estimated cost of diagnosed diabetes in 2012 was $245 billion.
https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/diabetesatwork/plan/costs.html

>>131189587
>>131189821
>>131189830
>>131190030

It's puff pastry - ordinary dough but mixed with a lot of butter in it. You take the dough, roll it a bit, then put some butter on top, fold it, then repeat the process until you have put enough butter in it. This is why it looks layered.

IT EVEN SAYS ITS PUFF PASTRY ON THE BOX

>>131190911

>he thinks that's bargging and not just a general tidbit of information

Stop being so insecure Randy Buzzfelch or whatever your name is

>>131189318
>german scientists with american citizenship

>>131188625
No

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>>131190528
>le uk has shit food xdd meme

>>131189587
Freedom dough.

>>131191128

We don't have our own surnames, retard.

>>131188369
>Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?
No. People invent things not countries. That said, Americans are always inventing metric tons of things a small percentage of which is actually useful.

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>>131191050
>>131190989
That actually sounds delicious, would try.

>>131191143
So you're a globalist civic now?
#quinissentiallyamerican

>>131188369

I use to love eating bagel dogs as a kid.it isn't anything new, trader Joe's is just a joke

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>>131191023
>get btfo by a few thousand farmers
>h-heh my house is old tho we win

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>>131189582
Ive never heard of them NOT being called pigs in a blanket.

But then again, Ive argued with someone about wtf a "dippy egg" is too.

It's also like that time the MSM went full retard when some senator described something as "ass backwards." According to them no one in the country had ever heard of such a term before.

Point being, shit's regional.

>>131191181

>getting your food criticism from a tire company. Oh, I'm sorry, "tyre".

>>131190182
Head on over to /gif/ for the fat asian threads

>>131188369
Only freedom.

>>131191242
*french people

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>>131191242
>get btfo by a few thousand farmers

You were saying?

>>131191199

2bh America does have some pretty wacky names

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>>131191242
the tree in my garden is older then your constitution

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>>131188369
i love a good proper sausage roll. american sausages dont' have the same texture of british ones

>>131191191
Drumpf drought XDDD

>>131190249
Biscuits and gravy can be amazing, but the place you went may not have prepared them well.

>>131190327
Fuck off those are cakey bakey wide awakies

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Trader Joe's does this with everything, half of their food already exists, they just make their own brand of it and sell it.

But nobody cares, because the BEST FROZEN FOOD IN THE WORLD comes from Trader Joe's.

Enjoy being inferior europoors

>>131191433
>getting wakies confused with crunchy munchy crumbly lunchies

>>131190545
wtf is a slippery pete and why does it sound so sexual?

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>>131191285
>literally no response other than criticise the name

Wow, look what a great arg-

>>131188897
HAHAHA

>>131190360

let them dream, every year they loose a percentage

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>>131191281
>Point being, shit's regional.
This, we're a big-ass place with a lot of variation among ourselves.

>>131191374
Fuck the journalist who took that picture. That guy was part of a Communist death squad murdering families of policemen.

He fucking deserved it.

>>131191400

That's because they're made from the meat of kidnaped muslim grooming gang victims, you're pretty much eating a 14yo girl

>>131191384

But you have names like "Bibblesby" and "Longbottom"

>>131190098
I think part of the okra is because they're hailing it as something new and Innovative and special. It's not. Tons of people have made these by themselves but never really cared for a universal name because it's on same tier as hotdog sandwich.

Ive made them multiple times and just call them pretzel dogs because it was closest similar thing I ate before besides sausage roll

>>131191219
>kosher hot dogs

lol, why are americans like this?

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>>131191516
AND THEY ARE FUCKING BANNED

You seem to know alot about biscuits mate, you can even discern their various types. We'll be visiting you shortly. I hope you have your Biscuit License.

>>131189159
I'm not a knob gobbler, ok?

>>131188369
>Puff Dog

Sounds like a rapper.

>>131191509

Go look up who owns/is Trader Joe's.

Fucking Aldi...... lad

>>131191634
You have names like "tyrone" "pedro" and "goldberg"

>>131190098
these things are amaze

>>131190168
How aren't you well aware of these differences by now just from watching movies and TV?

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>>131190242
I bet he rhymes it with 'stone'

>>131188369
Yes it is capable and it has. I get that you probably hate America for reasons XYZ, but don't be ignorant.

>>131191143
>Immigration is a good thing

>>131191219
I usually make stuff with puff pastry for those weird 'formal but also not' work parties for my colleagues where a bit of a personal touch is required.
Like cut them in strips, twist them with bacon or put grated cheese on top and then bake them.

>>131189890
That was the stupidest thing I swear to god.

Stupid Californian hipsters would pay for literal shit if it was white and had a high gloss finish on it. Hell they would pay double if it was wrapped in cheap aluminum.

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>>131191681
You know why. I prefer with pork myself, the kosher dogs are too soft and don't taste the same.

>>131191705
>just armed my mustard creams to gas muslims

>>131191634

Touche mon ami, I can't argue with that

>>131188369
Are you seriously trying to take the blatant idiocy of Californians and associate it with us "rural and suburban retards" who hate everything about them?

>>131188369
Are there vegetables in America? Or is everything made with corn syrup?

>>131189821
>>131190350
>>131190446
thanks famalams

>>131191050
I thought that it was puff pastry, I just didn't know what it's called and googling got me nothing. Used to have hot dogs in puff pastry as a kid in school for lunch every once in a while

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>>131190012
after all these years this still kills me every time
a real 4chan gem

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>>131191786
even worse, I bet he rhymes it as in 'cone'

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>>131191607
>>131191374

>>131188369
itt people with no accomplishments of their own feeling smug for someone else's accomplishments

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>>131188369
>Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?

nature did a pretty good job, why fuss with what the creator made for you to eat?

>>131191550
Michelin restaurant guides were literally started by the Michelin Rubber Company to get people to drive more.

>>131191736
>"Americans can't come up with their own ideas"
>"TJ's isn't American"

You can't have both.

>>131190451
It shows one right in the photo.

>>131192038
>winey diney juicy tinies
>good

>>131191181
>France
So wait, that means Africans are the greatest chefs on the planet?

WE WUZ DIRT COOKIE CHEFS N' SHEIT

>>131191374
We won Vietnam. They surrendered and we left under a flag of victory. Murika has never lost a war!

>>131188369
summer snack?

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>>131192081
lol

>>131190889
Vegemite with sprinkles... You are one big fucking savage..

>>131192152
By that you mean left without achieving your objective and they achieved theirs?
>>131192125
56%

>>131191400
That's because British sausages are up to 14% bread.

>>131189394

>Amateur hour

British people eat our food and act like they invented the shit. Nigger your can't even fathom the delicious creations we have concocted. The UK is literally the niggers of the culinary arts.

Like seriously where the fuck is the cheese.

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>>131191786
>>131191973
I pronounce it as 'biscuit'

>>131191786
Stone
Scone

Games
James

Knife
Wife

It's almost as if the E on the end of words modifies the previous vowel.

>>131192286
yours are 56% bread

>>131192125
Well considering Michelin is a French company, it's only natural they have the most stars.

People have complained for years their ratings are biased towards French cuisine and unfairly rate restaurants that aren't like that.

>>131191887
>The 'Worcester Journal' for Saturday 17 October 1891 has; "Many readers know what "plum jerkum" is. Some may not. It is the fermented juice of plums, and is a very heady liquor. In the country they often mix it with cider, and thus moderate its effect. Plums having been so remarkably plentiful this year, and sold badly for eating or preserving, or not sold at all, a good deal of "Jerkum" has, no doubt, been made. A man who was brought before the Pershore magistrates on a charge of drunkenness confessed he had a drop too much of it. Perhaps he took it neat, instead of mixing it with cider. The justices considered he should pay ten shillings for the offence, and he had to jerk'em out."

Anyone here gone to the Jerk'em Fest? I had a real stonker of a Peckingham Gob Wobbler there too.

>>131192160
You know how it goes in Murrica.
It's summer. It's hot outside. You want to snack something that fills all your macros but isn't too heavy and doesn't push you over your TDEE of 15000 kcal. So you make a pack of sausages in puff pastry.

>>131192290
All you have is BBQ and you didn't even invent it. You literally haven't invented any food mate, except pizza crust stuffing

>>131188369
>nations can invent things
????

>>131192272
Your country was there too assclown, we preserved the south and therefore won until the commies broke the treaty.

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>>131191540
He doesn't know what a Slippery-Pete is
Unbelievable

>>131192272
>By that you mean left without achieving your objective and they achieved theirs?
Containing and defeating soviet communism on a global scale was our goal and we were victorious. Also America's role in the Vietnam war was just a support role. It was going on before we got their and continued shortly after we left.

>>131192152
>Murika has never lost a war!
True. You guys fought yourselves and won.

>>131192537
There were US soldiers pulling out of saigon as it got invaded by chinks

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>>131191242
>get btfo by a few thousand farmers

>>131192537
No they weren't bro, UK ditched us.

They gave us some pointers early on from their experience in Malaya (where do you think Agent Orange use and the Strategic Hamlet programs came from?), but that was it.

>>131192415
Fascinating shit, I wonder how plum liquor tastes?
>>131192464
There's no way you really think that, come on now.

>>131192341
it's pronounced 'sconne' you imbecile.

>>131188369
The British should be thrilled, nobody cares about British inventions until Americans take the idea and make it better

>>131192570
>we were victorious
>became communist
LOL

>>131192745
so like 'biscuit' then

>>131191969
I never fail to laugh at chcolate globbernaughts. It sounds like something from Willy Wonka

>>131191400
i miss those British sausage rolls. Gonna have to try the Trader Joes Cuck Rolls to see how they measure up

>>131192662
Yeah, US Embassy guards. We didn't honor the treaty obligations, and so none of them saw actual combat in the 1975 offensive, or it wouldn't have happened the way it did.

>>131192699
you said it first i'm just defending jolly old blighty mate!

get this lads

americans call fish and chips....

aquatic craniates and deep fat fried fries

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>131188369

Why are Americans shit at everything?

>>131190845
We have completely different words for all of these items. Biscuits here are almost never sweet unless the packaging is specifically referring to traditional British biscuits.

>>131192826
translation: they ran away

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>>131188369
>Britbongs
>Critizizing American names for things ridiculous.
Pic related

>>131188369
War economy.

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>>131192850
>aquatic craniates and deep fat fried fries

I'LL NEVER LOOK AT YANKS THE SAME BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>131192610
You can't lose if you don't quit. Call it histories first double victory. A testament to American industriousness.

>>131192887
oh shit that hyperbolic meme has proved me wrong
Guess i'll just repeat 56% lol

>>131192850
>mfw an American calls a flippity flioppity podiattrist aid a 'sandal'

>>131189159
I could tell this wasn't American just by the packaging. Every food product in the US has more flashy packaging than this.

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>>131192850
>fish and chips
Fish should be paired with fries, not chips. Come on guys get it together.
>>131192828
IDs my man, I'd never suggest you guys never invented any good foods.

>>131192979
>all the americans who actually fought for independence were basically brits
>there is a 90% none of the burgers in this thread are descended from them
sad!

>>131192944
>that one guy that doesn't read the thread and posts a serious reply

>>131190461
jesus christ that's next level retardation. Is pomegranate that uncommon in USA?

>>131193110
Ah, so it's a le reddit thread.
I'll just report it and leave.

>>131192877
They weren't even in combat to begin with, which is the point.

The North would have never steamrolled the South the way they did otherwise, South Vietnam was left to the wolves.

Kolaches are way better than "pigs in a blanket" Anglo shit

>>131188897
nearly spat out my culturally appropriated tortilla wrap there.

>>131193060
>mfw burgers call tippity toppity no airy for hairy "hats"

>>131188369
It's a pigs in a blanket.

>>131188369
Fuck off, we know the British are known for their disgusting food. Go eat some haggis or some shit.

>>131193152
You don't announce reports anon, how long have you been here?

>>131188369
Has the UK? Don't we all stand on the shoulders of giants?

>>131193207
>mfw Americans call a 'paper flappy bum bum happy' a toilet roll

>>131192755
Vietnam was only a single battle in a much greater war.

>>131188369
>Steal something, make it look worse and call it """PUFF DOG""", claiming WE WUZ SAUSAGE ROLLS 'N SHEIT
The most African-American thing I've ever seen.

>>131188369

1776, bong. You're welcome for the freedom.

>>131190747
They're all cookies

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>>131193290
>toilet roll
what a bunch of retards, who would come up with such a stupid name.

>>131188369
what has britain invented in the last 100 years?

we did google, microsoft, 4chan, the internet.

>>131193060
sandals are flip flops already
>>131193207
>>131193290
Roll of toilet paper is what say.
Your making these new phrases way too british

>>131191338
That doesn't make you sound any better

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>>131193316
You belong in the trash

>>131193101
Believe me there are still tons of whiny Anglo Americans running around.

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>>131192745
It's pronounced as it is spelt.
Scone.

No amount limp wristed southern whining is going to change the fact.
The fish was in water
Now it's in batter.

Perfect rhyme.

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>its a food thread

>>131193476
All things that have led to the degradation of western society. Really makes you think huh

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>>131188625
wrong
>>131188369
pretty sure they would have based that "invention" of a hotdog
but we can probably go back a few hundred years debating the origin of surrounding sausage with dough.

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>>131193565
>thinking its a southern thing

it's how its said in the north, if you're in the north and say it like that you're a massive cunt.

>>131193476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries

>>131193476
all are useless without the WWW, which we invented.

;^)

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>>131193500
>Your making these new phrases way too british

>>131193725
what was this?

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>>131192464

You're retarded and know nothing about food or drink. Feel free to gas yourself. America has literally created more delicious food in less the 300 years then you country has in thousands. come back when you're France, Italy or German. UK food is literally a joke.

Sips Bourbon

>>131193739
Lol I see now.

>>131190486
Based Jordan

y u do this

>>131193781
Someone getting banned

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>>131193781
A ban-evader admitting to ban-evading.

>>131193476
Son, no anarchist has ever invented anything.

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>>131193152
>friendly banter between countries is reddit

We invented the American flag

>>131193124
Nah, they grow pretty good where I'm from, they just taste like ass so I never have any.

Now Dragonfruit? Fuck yeah I love that shit.

>>131193812
Are you a nigger roleplaying as a white person?

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>>131188369
seriously its just a rod of fine minced meat inside puff pastry
what's the big deal whether someone starts selling it under different names
you could make this at home in half an hour and call it wurst-bread
and if this is the finest of your national cuisine your culinary culture is very lacking, yes I'm looking at you England

>>131189914
Nice yellow man maymay! So I just spam those images and hope no one notices my lack of wit right?

>>131191705
>Being such a peaceful society that your police force has to make up violent crimes to maintain the funding they get.

The tragedy.

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We invented freedom fries

/thread

>>131193476
Bro...the World Wide Web was invented by a Brit.

>>131193124
No, they were just a faggot.

>>131190766
Testicle.

When castrating animals (especially rams) the testicles are often cooked up afterwards and eaten. In order not to disgust or to trick city folk into eating them they're often presented as 'Mountain oysters'.

>>131191050
>Glorius British dough. Folded 1 million times will cut through arteries like nothing.

>>131188369
>Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?
Modern Britain.

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>>131190327
Ahmed those are cookies. once America names something forget about the real name people don't give a shit about middle eastern countries

>>131188625
Conrad zuse (Germany) or Allan Turing (England) did that.

>>131194020
>mfw there are americans that think French Fries come from france

French fries is shortspeak for French-Fried Fries. French Fried is a New Orlean's method of cooking where you deep fry something twice.

>>131188369
Is Britain capable of not bitching all the time?

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BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP

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>>131194013
spam enough and it pisses some nu-poller off, everytime.

>>131188369
The Brits are complaining about American junk food being given a silly name? What even is this timeline any more? Go shove a Scrumdiddlyumptious turkey twizzler down your crooked tooth gob.

>>131193931
must... resist...
>We invented the American flag
It shows.

>>131193696
The validity of my argument depends on the acceptance of the majority.
I'm deep in blue country cunt.
Pronounced blugh

>>131193933
>they just taste like ass
I like them. Most people love it here, I'm not that big of a fan but I don't think it's bad either. But I never had dragon fruit and to be honest I don't even know it's name in portuguese, I'm pretty sure I never saw one in my life. Wonder how it tastes.

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America invented cuckoldry

>>131193812
i wouldnt eat fish head pie or jellied eels

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>>131194228

they cant bitch about whats going on in their own county.

>>131191817
When they send their physicists they aren't sending their best.

>>131194228
I don't think so, I legit think griping is baked into Brit culture, and that's not even a bad thing.

>>131189159
>flavoUred
The clue's in the name.
Australian toxic knobs.

>>131194343
jellied eels looks gross but it is actually delicious.

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We invented freedom

stupid fucking fat yanks... you haven't contributed to humanity collectively since the 80's...

At this point, china is in contention for how useful of a country you guys are

>>131194040
The "web" yes, but the internet that the web is based on was developed by the US Government.Two different things.

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>>131194020
we invented freedom as well.

>>131191170
turing was a fag he doesnt count mut

>>131194196
And biscuit comes from 'twice cooked' apparently.

>>131194234
>diversity budget

i wonder who can be behind this

>>131194455
did you invent pussy grabbing too?

>>131194323
>image
i saw you in a thread yesterday, sometimes i hate how small this board is the same 100 autists over and over again

>>131194323
WE WUZ SHAKESPEARE

>>131191581
>literally the only country whose government is actively removing foreigners

Why do you live in 2015? Oh right, it's the only way you can cope with the never-ending Turkening of Europe.

>>131194542
I thought that was the French

>>131194100
i laughed

>>131188369

America invented a version of Britain that slowly collapsed.

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>>131188369
>"Sausage Roll Given Ridiculous New Name," read its headline

>>131188369
WE WUZ WEINERS

>>131191938
put some mayo on french fries and fuck off, kay?

>>131194196
No they are called "French" fries.
Cause you "cut" them in french whiteout the capital F its a culinary term.
Its a dish from originated from the low countries.

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>>131194543
It always has been.

>>131194542
i envented my dic in your moms butt

>>131194594
i frenched kiss`d your mom

>>131189518
You're a fucking idiot, those are percentages of each group not of who makes up all obese people.

are those not "pig-in-a-blanket"s? what timeline is this?

>>131194437
t. Island of low stock imbeciles

>>131188488
Fpbp

>>131193931
Britcucks btfo

>>131190249
Maybe its a true story maybe its not, but that is NOT how you make biscuits and gravy.

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>>131194798
>2017
>not living on a island

alright grandpa