STEPHEN COLBERT IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020

Donald Trump gets one ice cream scoop for every term Colbert doesn't serve

>>131175309
oh boy he gets to run against putin's cockholster!

>>131175309
HILLARYS HAM HOLSTER

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EVER WONDERED WHY STEPHEN COLBERT IS SO ANTI-TRUMP; HIS SISTER RAN FOR CONGRESS WAS FUNDED BY THE PODESTAS


Elizabeth Colbert Busch, the Democratic nominee for Congress in a South Carolina special election, is headed to Washington D.C. for a fundraiser with some of the top liberal lobbyists.

John and Tony Podesta are two of the three people identified as host committee members on the fundraising invitation, which was obtained by The Washington Examiner from a lobbyist. Here’s how The Examiner’s Tim Carney described the Podesta brothers after writing his book, Obamanomics.

“The biggest winner on K Street, though, may be the Podesta Group, co-founded by John Podesta, an Obama confidant who ran the presidential transition team,” Carney wrote. “The firm, with top clients in the healthcare and energy industry among others, is now in the hands of John’s brother Tony, whose 65th birthday party in October was graced by Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. The Podesta Group also snatched up the first Obama administration alumnus to pass through the revolving door to K Street that Obama promised to shut down.”

The April 15 fundraiser — donors are asked to contribute up to $10,000 — will also be populated by dozens of Democratic lawmakers. Some are relative moderates, such as Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La. Democratic National Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., and Rep. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., who leads the Progressive Caucus in the House, ensure that the most liberal wing of the party helps Colbert Busch’s campaign.

They want to use celebrities to obscure all of Trump's coverage during the race.. No more free media ride.

>>131175309
He'll destroy the democratic party yay, thank you mr colbert.

Oh god, the memes. I can already see em'.

>>131175309
>people who tweeted "Drumpf is unqualified" hundreds of times will unironically support this

>>131176043
Drumpf was and is unqualified, while Colbert has decades of experience in the analysis and critique of American politics

>>131175309
>le funny fake news man runs for president
>without his writers and an applause sign le funny fake news man suddenly isn't so funny
>just looks autistic in front of the nation
Go for it.

>>131176202
Please don't clap

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>>131175309
>The Democrap primary will be The Rock vs Kanye West vs Colbert vs Zuckerberg

what a literal clown show.

>>131176182
Wow, I haven't seen a fellow sentient one here in months.
Keep fighting the good fight.

>>131175309
GERMALD FLOMPF WILL NOT GET TWO TERMS

>>131175809
The irony is that it'll end up backfiring and Trump will be able to make the other side of the experience vs novelty argument now.

If the Dems decide to run 10 celebrities against trump, they will have no chance. More and more Hollywood elites keep saying this without realizing how stupid of an idea it is.

>>131175809
But Trump has a serious mode these clowns don't, it's fool's gold.

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>>131175309
"BLANGLE BRAUMPH TWO SCOOOS NO!!!"

Yeah, those are going to be some very moving speeches.

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>>131176202

Would be hilarious.

Btw. It looks like the 2020 Democratics primaries will be full of clowns and celebrities. Like pottery.

>>131176347
Lol please let this happen.. Zuckerberg will make Jeb look like a manly man by comparison, he's such a little bitch

>>131176182
Just because you're critical of something doesn't mean you know how to make it better.

>>131175309
Dot it.

Look at me, do it.

The country doesn't want you to be president but so badly wants you to run.

Do it.

>>131175783
Doin' God's Work anon.

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>>131176347
It's just endless laughs from me

>>131176182
Forgetting Trump was an avid political shitposter without getting paid to be like Colbert

>>131175309
fagbert said this in 2016 and 2012 for ratings on the windblown played out shows the jews gave to him

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>>131175309
DO IT

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>>131175309
>White democrat
>Running in 2020

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I enjoyed Colbert's 2004 run for president, but both him and I were completely different people 13 years ago.

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Good.
I hope he splits the vagina vote
The cunt

>>131175309
hehe so wacky i love colbert x3

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US election isn't funny at this point it's just embarrassing.

>>131175309
The sad thing is that the libtard sjws are so brainwashed by these kike "comedians" that 2scoops could actually win the nomination.

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>>131175783

Will they have a scoop-off?

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>>131175309
Isn't he leafish?

>Colbert thinks anyone takes him seriously.

God i hope he runs and people start to pick him apart and he has a breakdown

>>131176182
LARP flags were a mistake.

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>>131175309
>when elections have now been proven that they change nothing

Rip democrat vote

>>131175309
I wish him good luck!

>>131175464
FPBP

>>131175464
>well he wont get one term...and the potential is for two whole terms so that makes...
TWO SCOOPS?!?! NOOOOOOO

>>131176719
fuck off nupol

>>131176182
He's an actor reading off a script that a group of people wrote for him.
I don't think he'll be able to use those writers during the debates.

I hope he does

https://youtu.be/k1T75jBYeCs

It would be 100% gold cringe-kino

>>131176498
>>131176182
It's true. Nostalgia Critic made a movie and it was bad.

>>131176347
please let this happen

>>131176182
He's a comedian you shill, and not even a good one. Trump is a businessman, he's made millions by doing loads of different things, and Colbert? Has he done anything even remotely relevant with his life?
I definitely got baited, but that was too retarded to not say anything

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>>131176182
Start running.

>>131175309
KLUMPF POOPIE SCOOPIE

He tried to run before when he pretended to be cool in SC and lost miserably.

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>>131175309
death penalty for having two scoops

>>131176841
>nupol
back to r/marchagainsttrump with you, plebbitor

>>131175309
he's way too much of a chickenshit to run against trump. he would get destroyed

>>131175783
of course its about them covering up their own pedo deep state crimes

>>131175309
>considering a run
>IS RUNNING

>>131175309
>Trump started a trend of retarded celebrities running for the highest office in the land
>The presidential elections will become more sensationalist and retarded than ever
>Serious political candidates are dismissed while Hollywood faggots with zero experience become the new norm
>This is the state of our political system
Democracy was a mistake. People are retarded.

>>131177293
america is not a democracy, it's a republic :^)

>>131177293
this
at this point politics in the US is a meme

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>>131175464

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>tfw not everyone has high agreeableness and doesn't fear violent outsiders

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>>131176374

>>131177414

That's why letting women and niggers vote was a mistake

>>131175885
this. the hyper liberals clinging onto the democratic party are close to collapsing it under its own weight. le funny man wont be so funny when millions of shit eating, pseudo-intellectual liberals want him to say and do one thing during the campaign, but he takes the practical approach instead.

it's gonna suck that they'll have to watch an out of touch celebrity pander to middle america, the military, law enforcement and middle of the road conservatives

>>131175809
They are not Trump, any attempt at copying him will result in pathetic failure

>>131175809
He's the President you retard that doesn't even work

>>131176420
It's like the left only know Trump as the you're fired guy on the tv show. If one reality tv star can get elected then the "real" hollywood stars will be 50 to 100 points ahead cause everyone loves them...

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>>131177513

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>>131177548
are you two scooping me?

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Why bother, we already know that Trump will win in 2020
and Melania in 2024
and their son in 2032
and Trump again in 2040, this time as cyborg

>>131175783
>EVER WONDERED WHY STEPHEN COLBERT IS SO ANTI-TRUMP
Because he's been a liberal his whole life? So much so that he went into the same leftist political comedy crap as the rest of them?

>>131176029
What do they look like?

>>131177791
>and Melania in 2024
You're not very familiar with the US constitution are you?

But then again, we're all here just to shitpost so who gives a shit.

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What's his policy on ice cream scoops?

>>131176859
Why not?
Wikileaks showed that Hillary was fed all the questions in the debates ahead of time.

>The year is 2550
>The One Scoop Party has been in power for the last 530 years
>The history books have been completely scrubbed of any mentions of two scoops
>When using the word "two" you are required by law to wait at least 25 seconds or 53 words before you're allowed to use the word "scoops"

>>131177293
Trump was the most qualified candidate in my lifetime.

>>131176347
Yeezus will be independent.

>>131175309
We are officially in the idiocracy time line
Just waiting for for people to start naming their kids after fast food items

>>131176579
>splits the vagina

hehehe

>>131177293
True. To be fair, it's not like the Democrats have much in the way of good potential candidates to begin with. They're a heavily damaged and divided party.
The 2020 election will most likely have several retarded celebrities running as Democrats. The DNC will inevitably rig it in favor of some white male Democratic lapdog that no one will want to vote for, and Trump will get another 4 years.

>>131175783

>someone can't be genuinely anti-Trump, the only reason they would be so is because of the (((DEEP STATE)))

Fuck off. He's a rich liberal, she's a rich liberal who happened to get into politics. You're connecting dots that don't exist.

>>131175309
If Bernie couldn't get electoral votes, what hope does this guy have?

>>131175309
YAAAAASSSSSSS

>>131177966
are you referring to the fact that foreign born cannot become POTUS?
What about Obama? We all know that his birth certificate was forged and was miracolously found after he became president, not before

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>>131175309
>TRYING TO STAY RELEVANT THIS MUCH

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>>131177293
I can't wait till President Oprah.

>>131176182
>the gay flag
B/8

>>131178478
Whatever you say buddy. Just remember to take your medication.

>>131178416
shhh

I think Colbert would make a great democrat candidate! He has a great chance of winning!

>>131175309
I hope he does, look at all the meme material we have already. Colbert doing a Prez run would be glorious. I bet he would end up just as broken as Hillary when he looses ... Rawr two scoops! how did i loose i had 3 SCOOPS

>>131175309
Hasnt Colbert ruined his reputation over the years?
People used to love him and think he was funny. Now they think he's a douche and Trump would call him out on so much shit.
Trump already has much practice in dealing with liberal media bias. Colbert would get wiped out.

He's a British national though isn't he? No presidential run for him, Schwarzenegger was the same

>>131176347
The Rock is a Republican. He's spoken at the RNC before.

Serious question, would it be possible to outlaw more than one scoop of ice cream?
I know New York has some limitation on soda sizes.
On the other hand, a "scoop" is not a defined measurement. So you could just have one large scoop of ice cream to circumvent the law.

He's just in it for the two scoops.

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BLONERD BLEEUURRRMMPPFFF IM COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR SCOOPS

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>>131175309
REMINDER THAT THE TALLEST CANDIDATE WINS 60% OF THE TIME

A manlet bitch like Colbert can't stand up to Trump.

>>131176863
That gave me cancer. Hes a wreck without cued laughter.

>>131176182
TWO

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>>131178344
>it's not like the Democrats have much in the way of good potential candidates to begin with.

They'll play the identity politics card again.

It'll be muh dik Corey Booker or a woman. Either Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Tulsi or maybe even Chelsea Clinton although that's an unlikely one for now.

Depending how desperate they are I can see them shilling for Michelle Obama too.

The democrats are 100% identity politics and "star power" (quote from the podesta emails).

>>131178395
Hi Stephen.

>>131178986
that pic
>keksimus

>>131175309
His run is already ruined. The memes we've made about his "Two scoops" debacle would likely be more than enough to kill his chance of winning the primary.

>>131176347
Please let this happen. I will take off work for the entirety of the election cycle just so I can watch this endless schadenfreud

>>131176579
What are those female looking creatures?

>>131175309
Good.

>>131177548
LOOOOOOL

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>>131176182
>Colbert has decades of experience in the analysis and critique of American politics

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GRUMMPPPPDFFF IM COMING FOR YOUR DELEGATES PLBLUMBPFFFFFF

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>>131177852
I'm from the future

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>>131179241
No way it's Chelsea. I don't know who's worse, the liberals who think she's the answer or the conservatives that flip their shit whenever someone says she's next.

I don't think Cory could pull it off, he's too nigger for even the democrats. Obama pulled it off because he's the whitest black guy on the planet. And I guarantee that Michelle is done with politics and will settle for some faculty position at a law school or some fancy consultant.

Warren is too fucking old, though that didn't stop both parties from nominating decrepit boomers. Tusli's probably the best choice because conservatives would actually consider voting for her, and maybe someone like one of the Castro brothers.

>>131176363
>sentient
>faggots
what did I mean by this?

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Has /pol/ picked our 2020 underdog candidate yet? (Jeb! doesn't count).

>People being this retarded
Only on /pol/.

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>>131175309
>considering
into the trash he goes.

>>131175309
Burnie 2: the Revenge

>>131177293
I remember a SMBC comic about that
maybe

WHO WOULD WIN?

Incumbent President Donald J. Trump
vs
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Mark Zuckerberg
Stephen Colbert
Kayne West

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>>131178503
wew

>>131177293
>>Trump started a trend of retarded celebrities running for the highest office in the land
Too bad trump was a real estate developer first and a celebrity second.

The only reason he did the apprentice was because he failed his run in 2000 and he only ran in 2000 because his friend bill clinton couldnt run again.

>>131179626
He tried to run in 2008 but his home state reject his application even though he met all of the qualifications.

>>131179787
>actually believing his bullshit story.
good try

>>131175309
he did this when obama was first running too tho, the man's an absolute sellout

>>131175809
Though it might work on a white liberal, the Celebrity For President shtick only works with celebrities that appear tough.

Colbert appears as a joker and a faker because he is a joker and a faker. Trump appears as a tough business man because he is a tough business man.

Imagine if the press doesn't treat Colbert or any other Liberal celebrity with kid gloves. A few questions on economics and how the math behind Free X For All works and those Liberals get revealed as complete idiots.

That sours the working class, who still has to pay taxes, against idiot Liberals.

Then imagine if they ask the mamby pamby Left about Israel and if it has a right to defend itself. The Liberals either say no and alienate Jews or say yes and alienate Progressives.

There are real reasons that Trump can play the Celebrity game at the World Class Level and the modern Leftwing comedian can not.

>>131178395
LOL. Anti-Trump or otherwise, they're still no-talent disgusting pedoscum who only made it in life by covering for other no-talent pedoscum.

Everyone already knows as much, shill.

>>131175309
Instant loss.
I guess they love losing after all

>>131175309
Literally who ?

>>131176182
>no country flag
POO IN LEAF SVEN

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>>131175464

>>131175309
Zuck, Colbert, Oprah, Kanye 2020 will be wild

>>131179405
What is he yelling about in this clip?

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>>131180040
Kanye will be Trump's running mate

>>131180182
What do you think he's yelling about?

>>131176347
But imangine if they win

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>>131178136

Top kek. High quality shitpost. 10/10

>>131179405
you better be using vpn there m8

>>131176182
I wish you get colon cancer.

>The Rock has floated the idea of running for president
>It's strongly rumoured that Mark Zuckerberg might run
>Kanye West wants to run
>Now Stephen Colbert wants to run

I really like how American politics has basically become a Celebrity reality show.

>>131180286
>>It's strongly rumoured that Mark Zuckerberg might run
>rumoured
its guaranteed.

they're making sure bernie doesnt run against him either because hes basically running as another bernie.

>>131180286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzbWXgM0ygU

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I'M COMING FOR YOU BLUMPFYSTILTZKIN

>>131179698
I want to suck Opera's big ol' tiddies!

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>>131175309

TWO TERMS?!

>>131175309
ahahahahahahaha
he'll be eaten alive
he can't survive the shitflinging 1/100th the way Trump can

>>131179568
/¡PAUL!/

>>131180286
And it's all thanks to Democrats, as usual

They ruin everything while bleating that Republicans actually are the bad guys

Cancer

If trump got in, i think colbert would stand a very good chance of winning

>>131180286
It's been this way for awhile. Trump was such an effective campaigner because running a campaign and hosting a reality show use the same skills. His victory was the logical conclusion of the state of modern politics

>>131176347
... and Joe " Uncle Touchy" Biden

>>131180236
We get a wild ride as the nation sinks into chaos.

>>131180371
Zuckerberg is too autistic and too much of a white male to get elected.

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>>131179241
>this is the national past time in euroshitville

a cuckold air blasting a refugee's ass while he prays to mecca is LITERALLY euroshitville's most celebrated "athletic" endeavor.

let that sink in.

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>>131176182
(you)de

>>131180888
Yup, I was saying almost the exact same thing to my brother just before the election day in the US.

The Trump campaign is going to change the way political parties look for your vote. This election was run in a way none others were, and it was obviously highly effective.

Political leanings no longer matter, what you say on the campaign trail doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have a familiar face people can identify with. Thus the age of Celebrity presidents is about to be ushered in.

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>>131177293
Idiocracy is beginning to seem like a documentary.

>>131181540
This is the natural result of democracy, especially when voting rights are extended to every low IQ uneducated citizen. Politicians appeal to the lowest common denominator.

And this is at every level. Just look at student council elections in primary and secondary schools (I don't know if you have that in Ireland). It's not about the most capable leader, it's about who's most popular. And with celebrity worship and media's scope in modern life, it doesn't matter how capable you are, just how well you can convey your message and dupe people into voting for you.

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>>131181540
Retarded argument. Hillary Clinton was highly recognizable.

Many people voted for Trump because they liked his message.

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>>131179241
wtf is going on in yurape?

>>131181983
Sorry, friend. The lowest common denominator is not just for stupid people. It works perfectly well on smarter people as well. They will just pick a different issue that appeals to people who fancy themselves smart.

>>131175309
I almost want him to just so we can destroy him.

>>131176182
Explains why so many movie critics get in to film making, doesn't it?

>oh wait, they don't

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>>131176411

May the nimblest man win.

It hardly matters when the Court system runs the country. Of course I will not support popery, Mr Colbert's political motivation, but the knowledge that the presidency nor the Congress have very little power compared to the Courts is of greater importance that fretting over this move. When you want change, make the Courts change and then you'll get change...

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>>131176551

>>131178395
It isn't the simple fact that he's anti-Trump, it's the way he's championing the establishment propaganda. Rich people know much better than us poors that the version of the world presented by media is largely an illusion.

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>>131176182

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>>131176182

>be at least 35 years old
>be an American citizen

IDK faggot Trump looks pretty qualified to me.

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>>131179863
>Imagine if the press doesn't treat Colbert or any other Liberal celebrity with kid gloves.

The big disadvantage for conservatives here is that the press is gonna suck up to whatever candidate is nominated by the Democrats.

They own the media and they don't even try to hide it.

That's my biggest issue with the democrat establishment. Control of the media is a really dangerous thing and it's the de facto tool used in third world countries.

I lived in a third world country for over a decade. Media manipulation works as a charm and the US needs to do everything it can to avoid falling into that.

That's why I'm happy Trump won.

>>131182214
Which is even more terrifying. Smart people become slaves to their emotions, hence why so many educated liberals foam at the mouth about anything Trump does.

>>131182433
I knew Colbert was a bit of a piece of shit when he started routinely mocking Wikipedia (not Wikileaks) on his show. Behind the times.

>>131177293

Too bad Trump was a legitimately great candidate despite his prior """celebrity""" status.

If the DNC runs an elitist Hollyjew celebrity they'll get destroyed.

>>131181798
>>131177293
> what is Reagan
Hurr

>>131176182
Anyone can read off a teleprompter. He's qualified to be a puppet, nothing more.

>>131176182
>Drumpf was and is unqualified, while Colbert has decades of experience in the analysis and critique of American politics


I see your flag, but you cannot really be that gay.

Do it, just do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJUWdKEKSBI

>>131183018
At least Reagan had some experience in politics as a governor.

>>131183018
A man who had been solely in politics for 15 years between being an actor and becoming president.

>>131176182
>analysis and critique of American politics

Is that what you call his weekly circus of buffonery?

>>131176029
No memes, that's how Trump won. CelebDems must not win!

>>131175783
Don't forget they a Jesuits.

>>131178503
>I can't wait till President Oprah.

Not enough scoops of ice cream for that...

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Yes /pol, this is in fact Stephen Colbert in drag...
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>>131183774
i'd vote that

>>131175309
...assuring another trump landslide.

>>131180255
No money sempai

>>131176182
top quality bait anon, well done with the (you)s
nice to see there are still some oldfags on here who can bait these redditors

It's funny because Colbert never mentioned scoop-gate

>>131175309
Did he just drink vodka on tv with that kike in Russia?

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>>131181222
Kek

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>>131175309
>FORREST GUMP!

GOD YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO DUMB
considering=/=doing

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>>131175309
IM GONNA GET MY SCOOPS DRUMPHY

>>131187208
NSS. It's 3 1/2 years out, and a lot could change between now and then.
But underestimating your enemies was definitely a factor in Hillary's loss, a mistake we ourselves don't want to fall victim to because we assumed it's a sure thing, especially when we know better.

The Two Scoops thing must be an indelible part of Colbert's platform.

>>131176347
It's like the Super Smash Bros of politics

>maining with The Rock

>>131175309
He will have to lose his persona. And be real. This can cost him his career. >>131175464

2020 is the year the Antichrist will run for the presidency, and win.

Colbert is a cuck

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>>131188089
I hope this professional cringe creator (and/or Zuck) runs. You can tell Colbert is projecting in his persistent rage over two scoops. What is he hiding?

>>131175309
Colbert is gonna be the next Keith Olbermann

If he does, there's plenty of footage from Strangers with Candy to use against him. The sad part is that Strangers with Candy was one of the last funny things Colbert ever did.

>>131175309
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA@AAAAAA

Colbert has destroyed his own credibility

>>131189198
Yeah, pretty much.
He's already in a Glenn Beck-style downward spiral.

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>>131175309
This should be interesting. Don't get cocky, that's what they said about Trump.

Start the meme catalog. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1603970

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CANT WAIT AHAHAHHAA JUST LIKE IN 08. GONNA VOTE FOR HIM. HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND TRUE

>>131189198
Yess

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>>131189329
DON'T GET COCKY, THAT'S HOW THEY REACTED TO TRUMP.

>>131176579
Is that a new white walker/human hybrid?

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>The Celebrity Apprentice's Donald J Trump v The Late Show's Stephen Colbert

what fucking timeline is this

I look back, every president and candidate was Governor v Senator tier.

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>>131176347
Post yfw they try to run Hillary again and she gets beaten by another meme candidate without even getting to the general election

>>131175309
If Colbert ran it would do to the DNC what everyone thought Trump would do to the GOP (destroy them).

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>>131189027
He's jealous. He really thought he was smarter than Trump for all time. But then Trump went and did it. The stupid show host, a worse show host them him even actually went and did it.

Makes him think he can do it too, because after all, Trump did it right? But he still doesn't understand. He can't see people for who they really are, past such silly labels. Ideas make the man.

>>131175309
This would be a gift from God. Just think of the endless lulz... Think of the amount of liberal tears when we destroy him...
My sides pre-hurt thinking about it.

>>131176182
And you're the dumbest faggot I've ever came across. You win.

>>131176420
This. The Dems need to shed their rich, out-of-touch Hollywood image ASAP. I would love to see them try and pull a Trump, it would be the biggest backfire in history.

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>>131177791
>but nobody can run for president again if they've already been elected
That's right. No "body". Trump is still following the rules if he just gets a robot body.

>>131176182
/Thread

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cf Pat Paulsen 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996

>except behind the jokes, Paulsen was damn smart and 100% based

>>131178395

Fuck off Stephen.

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>>131191082
>based

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>>131183488
highly underrated.

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>>131177293
I agree.

>2020
>presidential election is literally /pol/ vs /b/
Time to move to the bunker.

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>>131175464
GRRRRRRR

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR TWO SCOOPS, XORHNLT GLOURMPF!

>>131189446
Colbert think's he's hot shit, don't he?

>>131175309
Assassinate Colbert when??

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>>131177513

>>131176520
>Look at me, do it.
>The country doesn't want you to be president but so badly wants you to run.

Pretty sure Hillary and Obama said similar things about Trump considering a run for presidency.

>>131175309
If the Dems run Warren, Clinton, Colbert, Zuck...

It won't even be a competition and Trump will absolutely blow them out of the water

>>131175309
First legitimate laugh I've gotten from him.

>>131176182
You should write for his show, he might even become a comedian.

>>131175309
Used to be cool long while back, but he's a just a liberal fag who panders
No thanks.

>>131175309
But I thought that being a TV star automatically invalidated you as a politician.

>>131175309
Between Zuckerberg and Colbert I don't know who is going to fail harder.

>>131175309
This is fantastic, especially if Democrats try to meme him into office the way we memed Trump into office. In fact, the more celebrity candidates they run, the better. Their primaries will be a complete shit-show of reddit-tier garbage and the MSM will cover every second of it.

>>131189637
Don't worry, anon. If he runs, we'll destroy his campaign with the maximum extent of our shitposting abilities. The great meme war never ended.

>>131193925
Zuck and Colbert seem to have forgotten that they are White Males and the Dems are growing more Leftist by the day

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>>131180286

Next season on "The Celebrity Apprentice"!

>>131175309
only hipster can vote for this twink

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>>131175309

>>131177843
I used watch him pretty often when he was on CC. He was never as blatantly partisan as now.

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>>131175309
This is great; the left have fooled themselves
>hurr durr you elected a celebrity! Hurr durr you only liek his show
Mfw I haven't owned cable in 10 years and have no fucking clue what the 'apprentice' is until leftists pointed it out.

They fell for their own propaganda.

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>>131176439
If you think 2 scoops are bad

wait until he wins a 2nd time

>>131176579
>WE SHALL GORGE ON YOUR ENTRAILS

>>131175309
If it means he has to give up his show then this is many levels of very good news.

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>>131180286
Don't forget about Greg "Bodyslammin" Gianforte

Doesn't get more American than this

>>131175309
He will get bullied out of it like in 2008

>>131175309
Nobody is going to vote for him but the most retarded libshits.

>>131177293
Trump isn't just some retarded celebrity.

He was the chief executive of a global multi-billion dollar corporation.

Colbert is just some unfunny faggot that makes money spewing liberal talking points to an audience of sheep.

>>131196070
Not to mention the first President who's a WWE hall-of-famer.