>Be American
>Last white person in the neighborhood
>Fat
>Get shot by nigger
>Be European
>Get taxed 60%of income
>Get raped by peaceful refugee
>Taxes fund peaceful refugee's welfare
>Be British
>Pay breathing licence
>Surveillance cameras everywhere
>Get raped by peaceful refugee
>Bobbies arrest you
>Be Japanese
>Fuck robo-wife
>Work 14 hours a day for honor
>Be African
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>Be Australian
>No internet
>Get bit by prehistoric giant spider
>Die
Is there anywhere in the world that doesn't fucking suck?