AUSPOL goanna edition - Pt. 2

>>131158690
Any fags here?

CARLRON DRAFT DRY GIBES ME POWER

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>>131158690

What you lads drinking tonight?

pic related

>>131159028
nice head you fucking mong

Every day I feel more helpless. Most days I can't find a reason to get out of bed. I've got no friends, nobody to talk to, nothing. I failed uni, now I'm barely hanging on. How do I stop the feelings of suicide /pol/? I try to be a hard cunt but inside all I think about is how ill get through the next day. I can't even look people in the eyes anymore.

>>131158863
no
>>131158893
no
>>131159028
no
>>131159168
ye

>>131158863
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are traps gay?
help me auspol

>>131159199
Go walking mate

Also google "growth mindset" watch the videos and make a conscious effort.

There's people here making six figures with happy lives who have been you before - not being normal is a curse or a gift depending on how you use it.

>>131159168

thanks m89

>>131158690
Who else is a mature student trying to change career paths?

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Explain why you don't own a gun yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwcVLETRBjg&ab_channel=JordanBPeterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVo5hq64B2M&ab_channel=JordanBPeterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMCKUyfO8A&ab_channel=ChristinaKarra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_B8rjqNnCw&ab_channel=Whatdoyoudesire%3F

Luck m8, dont do it.

So can we get a boneless box from KFC or not m8s? I hear its a secret menu item that we can order

>>131159199
if you could do any job in the world what would you do? I'm talking realistic jobs not a hollywood A list actor or Dictator

>>131159735
Because I live in Suburban area and can't provide a good enough reason for (((them))) to let me

>>131160052
So do I faggot and I have an arsenal. It is not that hard to get.

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I feel like I should be born and raised in a better society then my degenerate country.
I think Australia is far better and less degenerate then modern Europe. It's a true mudslime shitshow here.

>>131159985

Go in and ask?

just did two lines of speed lads, off to the pros.
night.

there are rumors floating around that a high level australian politician has been arrested in connection with a child trafficking ring.

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>>131161141
WHO

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Went to rsl tonight with girlfriends Asian parents. They talked ching chong all fucking night.

Wtf have I done. Many regrets.

>>131159199
>I failed uni, now I'm barely hanging on.

Don't worry Anon. Plenty of us got through uni, only to discover the shitshow that modern work shapeshifted into.

There are plenty of university grads and even postgrads here on shitskids row currently. its that fucked out there.

failed uni these days is almost a blessing in disguise. I know zuckerberg and gates are unique cases, but they did quit the university thing.

>>131159449
only the ones flag-larping as LGBT.

>>131161380
learn chinese/japanese/korean ... whichever language it is

even if the relationship goes south, you've picked up a useful skill from a NATIVE-SPEAKER FOR-FREE LANGUAGE TUTOR.

thats probably even better than if the whole thing "works out" and turns into marriage etc

>>131161551
Don't wanna learn that Shit tho.

Felt like an outsider in my own country.

bump for cozy blanket time

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the shitcunt forcing dab memes has got nothing on me, step up to the plate rookie, we aint adapting nigger memes here son
pssht nothing personal kid.....

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>>131161909
then date Aryan instead

noight noight.

Oi cunts, check this fresh meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtt3SawaOk

Godhonest truth cobbas, this ones premium.

>>131162829
this is pretty good

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did we start the fire brothers?

>>131163329
we pissed on some embers

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>>131162025
shutcrunt forking slab bemes

Cunts ODing at Home just like in the early 2000s. Those were the fuckin days. Getting old sucks lads.

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>>131165218
Was that Slab Memes instead of Dank Memes? sounds like your off in the dream time ya pissed boong cunt

And thank Satan that they finally removed the homeless cunts from Martin Place. It was turning into the alley ways from Spawn.

>>131165359
00s were the best decade. Why the fuck did this decade go to complete shit

>>131165603
I think we just got shit

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>>131165359
happens to the worst of us

what happens next is are you gonna be fucking sic old cunt?
or just a grumpy old cunt that ones on you lad

>>131159028
Noice haeed m8

>>131166248
maybe, i feel like everything went south after 2007. seems a lot of people agree on that

Flying out to America on Monday lads.

Tips with being an ambassador for this land of sick cunts?

>>131161388
Uni is pretty much an insurance policy that doesn't work these days. The way of the future will be more entrepreneurship, providing the Australian government will get the fuck out of the way with their shit regulations.

>>131161909
I demand by girlfriend talk in english to her friends.

Having met her mother in taiwan i found they kind of ignored me. She is nice, just shy.

>>131167176
Here's a tip: don't fucking come back

>>131166810
Yep, that was the last really solid year.

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>>131167609
Relax cunt, it's just a holiday.

>>131167817
not good enough

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>>131168081
If it makes you feel better I plan to not tip, sit in the front of cabs, and call everyone "mayte."

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>>131168153
>cool dragon sunnies jpg poster
you're ok, have a safe trip

>>131168376
fuck, i remember that thread.
Anyway G'night all ya poofs, get to bed ffs.

>>131169087
night mate, save that dragon pic to your phone so when you're in the US we know its you

>>131169659
That wasn't me, but I will do so just for you. I will report back with my experiences.

Where do you go to have fun if you visit you dickheads, let's say you've got a week or so
Cross country 4 wheeling, diving, what do you do?

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>>131168153
Good cunt, fuck tips.

>>131170408
Fuck off, we're full.

>>131170476
>Be you
>be up at 2 in the morning
>quietly lie in bed because mommy told you the giant galah in your closet won't get you if you stay still
>gingerly rummage through the empty shitty beer cans on the side of your bed to find your phone
>try to find /pol/
>damn I wish I could read
>some shithead wants to come over for like a week and honor you with the presence of decent beer
>fuck off we're full
listen fag we can do this the easy way or the hard way

>>131170952
Don't make me call up the Chinese and have them piss on your islands again old man.

>>131167690
I wonder why so many people agree on 2007. I used to think it was just my own reality that went bad but it seems I'm not alone in thinking 2008 was the beginning of shit

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>>131171374
I never really considered this..it made social media what it is today, people became less social and more egotistical. why couldnt have steve jobs have died before he invented this trash

>>131172523
It came to me in a stroke of brilliance recently when I realised that social media is the root of all evil and smartphones are the root of social media, and iPhones are the root of smartphones.

2007, the last of our days.

>>131172615
Sound thinking anon, you're right. If /pol/ can meme Trump into office surely we can meme the end of social media

>>131172523
think outside the box you think the masses could be able to record anything at anytime and post it without him? i bet some at the top were mad we got iphones