What was his last thought before suicide?

Probably cursing white traitors who defeated him.

>>131147198
I dindu nuffin

'I wish we hadn't used white wallpaper for the bunker'

>>131147198
"I wanna move to argentina"
*puts down gun*

>>131147308
This

>>131147198
"Argentina is a beautiful country, I wish I could have lived here longer. Fuck this cancer."

>>131147198
I wonder if the weather in Argentina is nice right now

Realizing he was nothing special at all and that his ideas were going to die with him.

Face it we are more likely to see global communism before a single major state goes national socialist.

I'm going to hell

>>131147198
I'd like to think he'd ask for forgiveness.

>>131147308
>>131147356

Hitler went down with the ship. There's no evidence to prove that he fled to Argentina

>>131147198
"Fuck Mussolini, fuck Shitaly and fuck Italian people"

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>>131147198
"I've heard Argentina is pretty comfy this time of the year."

>>131147198
"I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior."

>Slavs
>white

>>131147406
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler

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"This all your fault!"

he said motzel toff and sang this little song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmmkpMmtcIE&ytbChannel=blazblad

>>131147198
If I kill myself, they lose.

>>131147198
>Did forget to turn off the oven?
Followed by a soft chuckle

Probably, "FUCK!"

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>>131147406
There's no evidence that he didn't

Check

>>131147198
"Fucking Russians."

>>131147511
Kek

>>131147511
Oh fuck.

>>131147406
There's no evidence that he killed himself

>>131147469
Is there more interesting archives to look at on that site?

>>131147469
Does anyone want to prove another link. I don't want to run Javascripts on the fbi's website.

How do I call the Ufo Saucer to fly me to Argentina

"The Romans were right. The German people are savage barbarian fuckups."

>>131147601

Why would the multiple witnesses all lie?

>>131147198
Seeing how late he would be for his flight to south america

>>131147198

Those god damn Jews.

>>131147198
"Fucking Kikes, man"

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>>131147648
Good point

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>>131147198
I hate America!

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>>131147647
not like the romans were any better


I jsut think w*ite people have mixed with jew blood so much that they inherited their evil crazy.

>>131147261
Hitler is the white traitor, it was him that declared war against every single one of these countries except France and Britain

>>131147648
Serious question?

>>131147713
>>131147648
Thr skull found of him was actually female
So he didn't kill himself

"They'll never find my body top kek"

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up like this, well it all started a long time ago
*time rewinds to the dinosaurs going extinct*
no! not that long ago!
*time moves forward to the signing of the Versailles treaty*
that's better

>>131147755
Fuck France and britain
He should have nuked both countries

Covfefe

>>131147428
>>131147428
>>131147428

>>131147198
I want new white sheets. Why is nobody here changing my sheets. I need my sheets and room service.

He died in argentina famalam

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>>131147802
both are already paying the price for their failed imperialism

and this is just the beginning my friend

>>131147770
The wife died too idiot.

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>>131147198
I cant believe these retards think I was out to kill all jews for the betterment of the white race. The goyim don't even realize that I, myself am a jew. *Laughing in Austrian*

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>>131147198
For the Fuhrer!

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>>131147511
came here to post this but you beat me gg

>>131147648
Loyalty

>>131147948
You dumb shit. The skull was the only remain claimed to be of him but récent analysis showed it was of female origin. So clearly someone was lying because they never found any of his remains because he didn't die but was already enjoying cocktails and snorting coke off South American tits in Argentina

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>>131147801
Kek.

Benito you stupid cunt

>>131147198
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>131148082
Source?

>>131147648
All of the people who were around Hitler continued to speak wonderfully of him behind closed doors.
If he did flee, it wouldn't be improbable that all of the witnesses lied to throw the trail off him.

I find it hard to believe he fled Berlin as it would have gone against everything the man stood for. Not to mention his failing health due to stress would have killed him in 1946-47 anyways.

>>131147198
>asuka best girl

>>131148194
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment

>>131147452
underrated

>>131148082
Stop derailing the thread. This isn't a conspiracy Hitler thread.

>>131147198
I like to think he was meditating on his actions, introspecting himself, thinking about how he was still proud of what he'd done even if it meant his own death, and he was prepared to stand before Christ.

>>131148082
God damn, he was found and burnt by Americans officials. There were plenty of American witnesses who were there and did it. Why for god sake would they lie about it? There was no chance that he could escape. Berlin was completely surrounded, no planes could take off, no one could leave the city, etc.

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>>131147198
Klara, his mother. There was a picture of her in Hitler's room in the bunker. His last thoughts were of happier times.

>>131148340
No.
See >>131148271

>>131148423
Of course there are no skulls left if Americans burnt his body.

>>131147198
A dead nazi is a good nazi

>>131148502
The official story is that Soviets burned the body not americans
You are even going against the official version you realize that?
You Germans are weird

>>131147802
nuked with what? The nazis dismissed nuclear science as 'jew science' in favor of ice and fire theory. Nazi science was retarded they politicised science and brought it the wrong direction completely

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>>131147198
"Off to Argentina then. Man, I hope they'll believe the suicide meme long enough for me to GTFO."

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>>131147406
Stalin believed he got away. That's enough proof for me.

>>131148586
NO THE NAZIS BURNED THE BODY DINGUS

FUCK YUO

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>>131147801
Good Lord

>>131148609
>The nazis dismissed nuclear science as 'jew science'
Not true, they were surprisingly close to the bomb. At the end of the war a U-Boat was sent to Japan carrying some of the material to build one but was sunk or lost.

>>131147648
>Why would the multiple witnesses lie?

To protect the Fuhrer's whereabouts?
For Ally propaganda purposes - "Mission accomplished goys!"

>>131148732
Now that makes no sense at all, fellow comrade

>>131147198
"Mein Cuck!"

>>131148340
Soviet red army soldiers were the first to find his dead corpse. American soldiers werent in Berlin at the moment.

>>131148586
Ok give you that. First the Germans and then the Soviets burnt his body. My mistake. But then again: Why would Soviets/Stalin lie about it? The only reason why he would lie is to safe Hitler and that doesn't make sense at all as he was his greatest enemy.

>>131147801
lmao

>>131148953
Apparently even Stalin later believed that Hitler fled to Argentina
In 45 it was important for the Soviets for propaganda purpose to say that Hitler was dead but later Stalin said something different

>>131148502
He fled
http://www.express.co.uk/news/history/611229/Adolf-Hitler-tunnel-freedom

>>131147198
'Muh white race'

>>131147198
>"Socialism was a mistake"

>>131149178

There was a tunnel in Hitlers bunker which lead out to an airport named Tempelhof in Berlin

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>>131147198

Hitler may be dead. Doubt it the Nazi's still have a huge amount of occult relics hidden somewhere. Look up the Nazi underground civilization theory. It's actually sort of plausible. They just moved into the mountains. Still there today probs. Crazy tech and shit. According to the nazis findings the earth is hollow so if I was a nazi who knew the earth was hollow I'd just build a city there.

>>131147755
>it was him that declared war against every single one of these countries except France and Britain
>except France and Britain
>except France and Britain

>>131148211
Also, does anyone really believe (((they))) would allow Hitler to escape and live out the rest of his life in peace?

>>131149615
Yep here's the article>>131149409

>>131149908
I personally believe Hitler was a Jew puppet who then fled afterwards

>>131149789
The lost city of Nazitis. Covered under lavine somewhere in th Alps

>>131148739
>surprisingly close

yeah and yohan blake was surprisingly close to winning gold. but you've never heard of him have you.

>>131149667
>>131149734
Holy fuck.

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>>131148379
right in the feels :(

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>>131147452
idi nahui

>>131152850
ants

>>131147198
"At least I kept the camps clean"

did i really save more by switching geico?

>>131152995
no hablo mexicano, sorry

>>131147198
>"I was wrong all along"
guaranteed replies

>>131147198
"Deutschland wird leben, und wenn wir sterben"

>>131147198

"if only we had more bbc for germany"

>>131147198
>argentina sounds nice
and then he peacefully died in his bed in 1962

"ouch"

>>131147198
"Der Endsieg ist Unser."

Hitler had a history of suicidal tendancies throughout his whole life: he had threatned to shoot himself over the failed Pustch, he even threatned to shoot himself if the Rhineland crisis didn't go in his favour and Britain/France declared war.

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>>131147198
>Now i am finally going to kill the boss jude Jesus Christ

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>>131147717

I hate weebs. Seriously, you don't realize that you're on the same level as MLP, Feminists and Leftist cucks

Can't wait to get to Argentina.

>>131147198
>suicide
There is no proof he committed suicide.

he's in Argentina

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>>131147198
"I just red-pilled myself!"

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>>131147198
No more meth left

>>131147198
>What was his last thought before suicide?
"Gas the kikes, race war now!"

>>131147383
that's where I disagree, just because it's not adopted outright in name, doesnt mean its not in effect. Nat/Soc just means creating an ethno state with a fair bit of safety nets and a free market.... hell, if you wanna look at a modern roll model, look at Israel.

What is with you all idiots? Why do you keep insisting Hitler escaped. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT??? He had the chance to escape when Hanna Reitsch literally begged for him to escape with her and von Greim in the plane she had ready. He would not go. He was the first soldier of Germany as well as its first citizen. The good captain goes down with his ship.

I know in America committing suicide is seen as a cowardly sin but it is different in Germany. Officers who failed in their mission were EXCEPTED to shoot themselves to preserve their honor. It was why Hitler couldn't understand why Paulus didn't kill himself after Stalingrad. Hitler did what any noble officer who had failed would do and preserved his honor. He would never leave Germany and its people in that state and live a comfortable life on another continent and despite your best intentions you are really insulting his memory by insinuating he did anything other than kill himself.

>>131154920

he was assassinated by his pocket watch

>>131150010
If that's true then that means the 6 gorillion never did happen.

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>>131147198
>European youth killed off
>Communism has taken half of Europe
>Nationalism and right wing are taboos
>I did my duty for American banksters
>My job here is done

>>131147801
lol