Will yellowstone really blow up?

>>131142534
>yfw liberals would try to control volcanic eruptions in order to reduce global temperatures

>>131144105
This just shows global warming is bs. A single vulcano can cool the earth more than wr can heat it in 100 years

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>>131142534

Leafs and tacos would be fucked too, entire north america will be Morrowind.

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>>131142534
Obviously Yellowstone will blow, it's a super volcano

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>>131142534
I'll be quick. Nobody will be safe, it will fuck up everything worldwide for a couple years. It really will blow sooner or later. Nobody knows when. Yellowstone has Earthquakes all the time especially every year around the same time (between 8 months and 12 months). If you want a better explanation and are interested watch this video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFaFfdOzPP8

Skip to about an hour in if you want to get right to the carnage. One more thing, it won't be the end by any means even in the worst case. However it will be a challenging time to be alive. If you're tough and smart, you'll be fine.

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mfw i hope the mf blows sky high and fuxx the current plans

>>131144278
It's funny because less than 100 years ago there was a 'world cooling crisis' and they had plans to cover the arctic caps in soot to make the ice melt and warm the globe.

>>131142534

One more thing. When it does happen there will be a mass migration of American going North to Canada and South (Probably mostly south for obvious reasons) Most of the U.S. (most not all) will be uninhabitable for at least a couple years.

How that will play out geopolitically is anyones guess.

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>>131142534

>Will yellowstone really blow up?
Yes, it can happen in next few minutes or thousand of years, nobody knows
>Or is this just a meme?
No
Are leafs and tacos safe?
Nobody is safe, ash clouds will cover the sun and as a result most life will perish
Will I starve too?
Yes, together with 99 % of the earth population

>>131142534

yes one day

though its not the erutpion that will kill off the most people is the many years of Volcanic Winter that will case a premature mini ice that will kill the most people.

There is a reason why most of the worlds farms arent in cold tundra locations, because most things that keep us and farm animals alive dont grow in the cold.

it wont last forever yeah, but in its worst years it will be like the bibical Apocalypse with Yellowstone itself being the giant lake of fire

Wars for resources
Famine from lack of crops and mass death of farm animals from no food and inhaling toxic fallout , and well just freezing to death.
Pestilence and plague will spread around from all the death and toxicity from the fallout
and well
Death, lots and lots of Death

Literally nothing will happen.

>>131142534

people have been saying it will explode for years now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4Yk6Ngjac

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>>131144356
Actually, it will barely affect Canada and Mexico, only the US will be severely fucked.

This is why I'm wishing for Yellowstone to erupt, would finally destroy the cancer that is America.

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>>131144105
>yfw the planet is a sentient organism and yellowstone is a failsafe to prevent rampant global warming

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Tfw live in such a best state not even volcanoes and floods can go anywhere near her.

>>131146341
We colarians now.

>>131142534
Honestly think mods should start handing out IP bans to these /x/ threads, your goofy sci-fi channel $2 conspiracy horseshit has got sweet fuck all to do with /pol/.

I can just imagine it
Massive worldwide famine, winter and crop failures

Yet liberals would still demand we take in refugees even when our own people are starving to death

West side of America would be gone, America would be in Martial Law indefinitely. Canada will not be the desired location due to Volcanic winter multiplied by Canadian Winter.

America's disaster brings economic crash, EU disbands, every country for himself. They don't survive except probably Switzerland and Iceland. The rest of the other countries in the world scramble to hoard as much as the dwindling resources and commodities become limited forever.

>>131144278
but that cooling only last one to two years.
As soon as all the particulates fall out of the stratosphere by dry deposition, the warming will resume at its usual pace

>>131144824
Its funny less than 100 years ago, we didn't have computers either. Look how far we've come, we now know more than ever. Good, isn't it?

>>131146846
They wouldn't demand shit when the USA's citizens are all deaf because of that damn explosion.

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Iam Just posting in the Hell O Stone Threads because in case it breaks out, i will be in the screencap.
In a thread that will have the name

>> The one time /pol/ was right

>>131142534
your country is going to be infested with Americans if it happens

>>131146595
Nice meme, you fucking faggot
It'll go off, just not likely in our lifetime or our kids lifetime.

>>131142534
REMINDER

VOLCANIC ASH IS TINY SHARDS OF GLASS THAT CUT UP YOUR LUNGS

>>131148889
Nah, we'd likely move to somewhere civilised. China would probably take you, just to scam, rob and kill you for your last pennies. They'd throw your bodies in those holes they call public toilets covered in mud, piss and shit.

>>131144742
The jews fear the volcano

>>131148921
REMINDER

BRAZIL < ARGENTINA IS JUST ABOUT EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

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>>131146185
>would finally destroy the cancer that is America.
You wish, faggot.

>>131148921
Yes, everyone knows you shouldn't stick your mouth over the volcano to plug it.

>>131149027
Stop shitposting, retard.

>>131148987
Europe and Canada would take us don't kid yourself britbottle
Would be legit Refugees

>>131149029
>>131149062
Britbong demonstrating its confusion and lack of understanding.

The biggest long term concern is that Americas agricultural land would be destroyed

>>131149112
>hiding behind a fake flag

>>131149075
Yeah lol. It'd become quite the meme, Americans blooding the Middle East and making it....Civilised.

>>131149152
They're all fake dumbass.

>>131149122
welp looks like no more food to Africa and the obesity situation is solved

based

>>131149193
>his country is a shtihole

POO

Ideally we can get rid of Americans this way.

>>131149227
Joke's on you I guess faggot.

>>131142534
God I seriously hope this happens we could use a good hard reset right about now

>Or is this just a meme?
It is. While Yellowstone has been having a rather sizeable cluster of earthquakes recently, this is not exactly an uncommon event. The estimated probability of an eruption occurring this year is 1 in 730,000.

>>131144356
Compfy

>>131149255
It turns out that this anon was something far worse than a poo in loo he was a full on American nigger.

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>>131142534
>Will I starve too?
Nah, Brazil will be alright, assuming y'all don't import most of your food. You're 3 wind belts away from Yellowstone, and ash will have a hard time getting that far south.

>>131146185
You will never be a proper member of the EU no matter how hard you try leaf

>>131149367
Aside from the fact that this post is from a tripfag at least it's a better answer than the rest of this thread. Yellowstone is a Weather Channel meme. It could happen tomorrow! Yeah, but it's not going to. It could happen in 1,000 fuckin' years too. It's pointless to care.
>>131149497
Settle down there Cletus, maybe you should go lynch the nigger railing your sister.

>>131142534

over the past couple of years Yellowstone caldera has raised by couple of meters... it's due to blow but nobody knows when. It might happen in our life time or not, but it will erupt sooner or later

Why don't we just nuke yellowstone?

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>>131142534
>will I starve too
>does my air move
>what is wind

>>131149585
Confirmed as nigger do to substandard parrot style meme reply based on flag.

>>131142534
It probably will

>>131149255
now keep if off bitch tits

>>131149678
Rub some Preparation H on it.
>>131149728
Not gonna happen nigger, I'm quite glad it bothers you.

>>131149585
>the only faggot with a kek flag ITT talking shit about tripfags

god you are retarded

>>131149833
Your palpable asshurt is exactly why I use the flag in the first place.

>>131149625
The thing I don't think most don't understand is how it will eventually effect the rest of the world when the dust from said eruption settles not only that but how fucked the ocean will end up do to temperature drops I mean their are some species of aquatic life that literally can't survive environment temperature change for a few minutes but two years hell that will end a few species and fuck with the Eco system just a bit

>>131149894
and they fact no one takes your seriously because you are a tripfag that hates his vountry makes me smile

>>131149787
Further confirmation of being a subhuman seriously Tyrone your gonna get busted with that stolen smart phone eventually then we will never be able to understand you.

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>>131144356

Looks like the faggot md got triggered.

(testing, suck my scalie dick faggot)

>>131150001
Are you mentally handicapped?

>>131149933
>>131150032
It's okay Cletus I realize you didn't get a good education. I can tell because you think the shit expelled from a volcano is "dust" instead of silica shards and that ocean temperatures will somehow be the biggest problem when the ash being in the atmosphere in the first place will cause global temperatures to drop period.

But hey keep demonstrating that sore asshole.

>>131148921
It this will only affect the US don't be fucking stupid if you think millions of ash particles is gonna kill everyone. US will die because of the direct explosion the rest of the world will be fucked because of climate change

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>>131149933
>temperature drops
I'll kill myself before that happens.

>>131150120
ah do typos make the little tripfag seethe? poor baby

>>131150180
Oh so you are retarded and you don't actually know what "tripfag" means. Alright.

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>>131142534

Anyway, thanks brazilbro for signing this.
https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/

I don't think famine will be much of a problem really. There will probably be shortages of many foods and rationing, but not starvation.

The obesity epidemic might even fix itself.

>>131150223
>has a special little snowflake flag to identify him
>not a tripfag

ah is the little tripfag seething? yes he is

>>131150265
Congratulations you've successfully demonstrated that you fail to grasp the basic definition and premise of what constitutes a tripfag, or what the word even refers to.

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>>131150516
go suck off some based black men on reddit tripfaggot

>>131150607
You went from a condescending retard to a salty bitch pretty fast.

>>131150516
Same thing, really. You're being an avatarfag

>>131150643
>avatarfagging
>with a flag
>on a board with post IDs
Boy the retards really are coming out of the woodwork tonight.

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Who do you think is going to cause the next eruption?

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>>131150719
and you went from being a mad faggot from reddit to an even madder faggot from reddit even quicker

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>>131150755
I love when people accuse me of being from reddit. I've been here since '06, your salt sustains me.

>>131150719
k

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Just left raven rock, shit's real m8s. They've never pushed this hard on the didlas program and I'm fairly certain this this the reason why

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>>131150822
>kek flag
>not from reddit

you have to go back

>>131142534
oh i fucking hope so. i want this ride to end.

>>131144657
For a couple of years?
The population will be reduced by at least half and the world's infrastructures will be largely unusualble due to nobody giving two fucks to maintain them and ensure their functionality.

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>>131151162
Better believe it motherfucker. I was here when people were still doing bullshit like Wednesdesu and said people shitposted with epic fail guy images. I was here for the Hal Turner raids. That's the best part, you think someone who has been here for over ten years is from reddit.

This is why I will continue to use the flag. It drags out the most retarded people in any given thread.

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>>131151480
go away reddit pedo

>sexualized little girl chinese cartoons

I can smell your neckbeard from here

>>131151162
Are you frustrated?

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>>131151671
>sexualized little girl chinese cartoons
First day on 4chan?

>>131142534
I really fucking hope so

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>>131151671
Oh are we doin' this? Okay.

Remember kids: During a major tectonic event sinkholes often open up, especially in areas where there are aquifers with a significant amount of limestone. Acidic rain often seeps into limestone and causes it to weaken and break apart. Any kind of significant vibration can cause these to open up, some large enough to destroy entire homes.

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>>131151748
>frustrated by an obese pedo from reddit

>>131150073
wtf I wanna fuck snakes now

>>131144356
Do I get a grey-skinned, pink-eyed QT?

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>>131151873
Why do I mention sinkholes and acid rain? Well here's the deal: Volcanos shit out a lot of sulfur dioxide! Guess what that means? The Sulfuric Acid goes up in the atmosphere and combines with water to create, you guessed it, Sulfuric Acid. So along with all the lovely silica glass shards fucking up your air you'll also have acidic groundwater, massive sinkholes, massive crop die off, and all manner of other lovely shit that'll fuck up America and also the global economy by extension.

You know these other little faggot britbongs and leafs might think it'd be great if the volcano goes off and fucks up America but ya'll are going to be in deep shit if that happens. Radical Muslims will just look at it as God smiting the Great Satan and redouble their efforts to shit in your cornflakes. Then, surprise, the American military juggernaut's not there to slaughter the sand niggers and the international hatred that entails.

Basically it's not gonna be fun times for anybody, you retards. You better pray it doesn't happen in your lifetime no matter where you live.

>>131152399
you killed the thread reddit nobody takes your posts seriously because of the flag

this is a way better Yellowstone thread anyway

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>>131152594
>solar eclipse alignment bullshit
Alright Raven Silverwolf go consult the star charts.

>>131152687
k you keep talking to yourself

>>131152769
>keep talking to yourself
>when you're replying
Not sure what I expected from the guy who calls someone posting under Anonymous a tripfag.

But yeah, have fun with your neo-pagan eclipse doom thread straight out of godlikeproductions.

>>131142534
>super volcano

It'd be over senpai

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>>131152399
>literally talking to yourself

>>131149027
the ashfall can kill liberals my son, they are not immune to ashfall http://hint.fm/wind/

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>>131142534
Yellowstone geologist here. This happens every year. Stop making these threads.

>>131153225
If you weren't so busy tonguing your own asshole you might realize that one post is the continuation of the other.

>>131153352
I'll feel more comfortable once the eclipse passes and nothing happens.
I never freak out over eclipses but this one just happens to pass over specific spots that are making me nervous. Fuck I'll feel a lot better when summer ends if nothing happens. Keep your war in your pants until fall other countries.

>>131149625
>White guilt

why is this a thing what timeline is this?

>>131142534
I fucking hope so.
This whole stalker carp that i see around looks petty cool.

>>131146185
Nigger, it'll effect the entire planet. If US agriculture collapses, and travel is impossible because of the soot, what makes you think the world economy will fare much better? Speaking of travel, airlines around the globe will be shutdown due to the amount of ash in the atmosphere. You think Africa and the Middle East (mainly Israel) will last without constant American aid? And Europe has less land mass than the US, but a higher population. You think those collapsing socialist societies are gonna fare well when suddenly the world economy collapses and there is more fucking food? It's true, America will be mostly destroyed by Yellowstone. But to act like it would only be an American problem is fucking retarded.

No it wont

The odds of Yellowstone erupting are far less than a small to moderate sized meteorite impact destroying a city.

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>>131142534
if this post gets doubles, the yellowstone will blow up tommorow

>>131158956
if doubles, it goes off later this year

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Check these digits. Yellowstone goes kaboom -TONIGHT

>>131142534

It's going to explode. It has in the past. The question is not if but when.

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ur a faget

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What if someone nukes yellowstone? Would it be like nuclear volcanic ash or nothing at all

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>>131146185
>lava ash bed conveniently stops at the borders
It's going to affect the entire world, besides the soot is going to reach much further. You maple niggers are fucked too.