THE HAPPENING ft. RT.COM

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What did they mean by this?

>>131140187
Nebraskafag here.
Should I be worried?

>>131140187
chicagofag here, am i going to be able to see it from where im at?

>>131140902
Yes. God hates Nebraska.

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>>131140187
I forgot, isn't there supposed to be the happening of happenigs on this day? Could you remind me please?

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>1918
>it's 2017
>99 years
>99

>>131141439
Check out Sept 23 stuff, anon

>>131140742
when the gravitational pull of the moon and sun align over the hotspot the tidal forces in the massive caldron of lava will build pressure to the point of eruption

>>131140187
> (Not to scale)
Where are the standards these days?

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>>131140187
Holy shit a sun lazer will split America in two.

>He divided us.

>>131143782
if those volcanoes go up, the corn belt and wheat will fail. Any farm boys here? How well do those crops do in winter?

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>>131140187

I've seen one, it's worth getting into the path of totality if you possibly can. Memorable.

This is the day of the rebirth of the black sun.

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>>131140187
>it's passing directly over Memphis

>>131140187
There are only 12 months you tard.

>>131140902
Be afraid... Be very afraid.

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>>131140187
If I want off this ride should I go to yellowstone that day? Even if nothing happens I can throw myself in one of those hotsprings like the one that dissolved that guy.
Actually, throwing myself in the hot spring after yet another disappointment would be fitting.

>>131144065
not at all

>>131144488
Nebraska confirmed kill?

>>131140187
Nothing will happen.

>>131144497
Don't do that

>>131144497
that would be a very painful way to go

>a relatively small planetary body may exist on the far edge of the solar system based on some anomalous orbits we observed
>paranoid doom porn losers interpret this as the next imaginary happening
Are you so dimwitted that you'll fall for anything if it confirms your fears?

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>mfw the volcano under Portland blows instead

>>131140187
>>131140956
GET IN HERE

reminder to sage all ancap threads

>>131140187
How fucked am I in Georgia?

>>131144426
There are only 11. We got jewed into believing in February.

>>131143302
good its about time this shit ends

>>131144497
>>131144497
if you just want to die find another way, if you want to make cool news then sure, go ahead

>>131143302

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

>>131144497
Yeah bro, do it. I hope all you commie parasites jump into the volcano desu senpai

>>131140187
K..keep me posted

>>131144347

>WE WUZ RA!

>>131145655
its the boognish

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>>131145655
What should we do now?

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>>131143743
>>131140187
>Lazer will split America
I wonder if Blizzard predicted or knew about this beforehand and added it into WoW as a warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmG5rtJdIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-1eC7MwqZE

Azeroth= Fantasy Earth
Kalimdor= Fantasy America the continent

>>131140187

I'm in East TN where the total eclipse is taking place. Should be fun to watch

thread got alive

!

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>>131143302

>Born to late to explore new lands
>Born to early to explore another worlds
>BORN JUST IN TIME TO SEE NORTH AMERICA BECOMING A REAL-LIFE MORROWIND.

>>131144497
>Jumps in
>Arrrrrrgh
>get rescued
>burnt and parylzed
>Live until 90

Did you link the wrong article or? It's nothing to do with the eclipse and it's nothing we didn't already know.

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

>>131146175
>Video games are becoming real
Truly the end times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4Y7ztznKc

BA DE YA
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER MORN

>>131140187
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>131146502
+1

>>131144065
If both Yellowstone and New Madrid goes the entirety of North America is fucked.

Literally fucked.

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>>131146574

>Not including the San Andreas fault.

>>131140960
The whole upper north America will btw able to see it.

If you want to see it's totality you have to be in the dark line in ops pic

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>>131145655
he is here

>>131145719
My nigga

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

>The Star gorging itself on clay isnt Israel taking land
>ITS THE ECLIPSE

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>>131146678
> its the eclipse

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>tfw coast of Oregon
>50° is average here

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>>131146678
>They're trying to force God's hand.
I think we all know how this came true

>>131140187
>Be American
>Yellowstone explodes
>Millions of Americans seek refuge
>Refugees colonize Europe
>Increase of crime and terrorism
>Anti-American sentiment grows
>Media and liberals defend Americans
>#NotAllAmericans
>Handouts spread thin
>Muslim refugee populations dwindle
>Europe free of mudslimes

Is this our destiny?

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>>131140187
>21st month

>>131146830
>Aggressive white re-colonization

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>>131146678

>>131140187

That model is so full of shit. The Moon looks much closer than (((science))) says, and smaller. We could be on the inside of a sphere. It's not like anyone has really been into space.

>>131146932
>leaf

>>131146790
Basically, multiculturalism doesnt work.

>>131146830
Good. We'd rather have retarded burgers than mudslimes any day. You'll be treated harshly but fairly.

>>131146779
what up nigger. tillamook nigger here

>>131146894
>56%

BIX HOOD

Death to a*erica

>>131145187
4 u

>>131146932
>leaf
>phone
>VIRGIN

Dismissed

>>131147054
fagtistics for fags


the melting pot will always be 70+% white

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who /2024/ here?

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What if Trump hasn't started to build the wall because he know Yellowstone is going to erupt, san andreas fault unleashes the big one so there is no need for a wall because mexico and usa will cease to exist?

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>>131146678
>Three branches will become one.
Trump winning and republicans get to control the 3 branches of the government, right?
>An island will drift away.
BREXIT
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Si2MRc6Yiw
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
The eclipse that's coming as you said
>Idols will speak and move about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDR3hSeQ8pk
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
Something related to ISIS in the middle east (NOT CAME TRUE YET PROBABLY)
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oe_7bXKWiw
Dragon could mean CHINA
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
Reddit and 4chan
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
DUNNO
>The ravens will starve.
I think it was related to european royalty
>The bear will leave its cave forever.
Russia starts to invade and takeover more territories.
>The rod and the ring will strike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeCbVTAp88E


We're so close to the end it's not even funny anymore

>>131147107
looking forward to that one passing right over me for the first time in 80 years

>>131147107
>two total eclipse cross New Madrid Fault.
this is the true meaning isn't it?

>>131147107
right under it
>>131147054
>niggers getting the right amount of Vitamin D in the new ash-filled world
lol no

>>131147161
>>>/x/

>>131146860
Yeah.. Join the rest of the world in DD/MM/YYYY and it will make sense MM/DD/YYYY is weird

>>131145655
Autism

>>131147107
BOTH PASS THROUGH CADIZ, BOWLING GREEN AND NEW MADRID FAULT
>>131146932
>Ravens will starve
https://irrco.wordpress.com/2010/12/07/consider-the-ravens-luke-1224/
>Ravens have very few natural predators. A few are killed, a lot die of disease. But most die from starvation, despite spending the vast majority of their energy trying to secure food. The raven neither sows nor reaps, nor builds barns, but God most definitely does not feed them. He allows the majority of the population to starve to death every year.

>>131147161
>A rock will stand on seven hills
New pope will take the name Peter II. basically the Anti-christ.
>The ravens will starve.
I believe it has to do with a superstition that if the ravens in London tower starve, the monarchy will fall. Basically the Queen dies/UK collapses/both.

>>131143782
Texas is truly based.

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>>131146830

>>131146830


That's not what would happen.

That's bullshit.

Here's what would happen:

>Be American.
>Yellowstone explodes.
>Millions of Americans seek refuge.
>Refugees colonize Europe.
>Euro-cucks try to take our guns.
>"Take it from my cold, dead hands."
>The Euro-cucks fold, we get to keep our arms.
>Europe is flooded with guns and civilian protection.
>Refugees BTFO by Rednecks.

This is our destiny.

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Mfw my country signed an agreement to adopt americunts if this volcano blows.
We're full. We're FUCKING FULL. FUCK OFF.

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>>131147246
wait
>Luke 12:24
>12:24
>12
>1+2=3
>24
>2+4=6
>3+6=9

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>>131147321

>Europe
>Not Australia

>>131147341
Yeah george, We will gonna kill your Emus and Kangaroos.

>>131144497
Do it desu

>>131147246
around what time of year does this happen?

>>131147107
There is a point where the two totalities overlap, just saying.

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>>131140187

>>131143302
The moon and the sun align this way every month, you faggot.

>>131147373
holy shit

>drumphf btfo

>>131147408
whose that qt you keep posting?

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>>131147341

Also Brazil and Argentina signed too, looks like South America will be white for real.

>>131147613
Shandi.

>>131145242
africans invented normal mapping

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>>131147654
ty

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>>131147903
<3

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Moon passes between the Earth and Sun. Nothing else, nothing more.

https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse.html

>>131147408
HAHAHAHA Kill our Emus.. Have you not heard of the great Emu war? GOOD LUCK killing those sobs!

>>131140742
I especially like how Bighorn forest is much smaller than Custers forest, nice.

>>131145187
For you

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>>131146574
Post yfw we get to culturally enrich Africa as refugees

>>131140902
Go big reeeee. What the hell are you doing in Nebraska anon

>>131148003
This the rest of you can take your paranoid muh prophecy ancient dumbfuck tribe shit to >>>x

>>131148326
>we'll be kings and whatnot, eh?

>>131146932
The big line cutting across America goes over circular Yellowstone cualdron

The rod and the ring will strike

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>>131148326
Kek

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>>131148494
hmm...

>>131144065
>How well do those crops do in winter?
What the fuck. What. The Fuck. How stupid are you?

>>131145374
What did he mean by this?

>>131148421
We will be of Royal descent and such won't we?

>>131143144
The DAY I turn 21 the world ends. Fitting.

>>131148520

weaponized autism , are you going to kill your self if nothing happens?

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i will add this. The distance between cadiz and bowling green is 92.3 miles.

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>>131149078
also from cadiz to st louis is 239 miles

>>131148954
at least you won't die sober

>>131145915
Simply accept Jesus into your heart.

That's it

>>131140187

>RT
>News

chose one carefully

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>>131146678
Damn son.

>>131149226
But if I do that if I go to hell anyways Satan's gonna be butthurt about it

Planet 9 hasn't been a secret for a long time.
There are already tons of shows about it..
We know its there but seeing its pretty tough.

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>>131149078
>>131149110
well boys it's been fun

>>131143302
2012 was right all along, it was just too early

>>131148535
fucking hell my sides

what is this photo

>>131140187
Flyover states are relevant now

I remember the eclipse of 1999, what a non event that was.

>>131144497
Yes, I recommend this approach for all communists. The cleansing hot springs are /ourguy/, they will turn you into a good communist at last.

>>131150683
I think it happened when I was riding in a car and it was over quickly

23 September mega https://mega.nz/#!mVB3la4B

Key:
!OvTd7xoRUtRZK3kMYfrEB3k9hKuSePWAnNkyy7HcrMo

>>131145187
UUUU

>>131140187
>July
at least get the dare right dipshit

Remember that guy "222" that came in here couple of days ago and said that 222 is his name in gematria?
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=222
Check the results.

>>131150264
Mayans easily could have been off 5 years

>>131140187
>?
That date is backwards and wrong you stupid miscegenated fuck.

The happening is on august 21, 2017

>>131152381
666 is barack obama

>>131153247
this

>>131146651
>that /x/ thread that made that image

spookiest shit ive seen in a while
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19095486/#19111723

Bump for apocalypse

>>131148577
>doesn't know what tongue in cheek is

>>131145222
this

>>131146932
dude vague 'symbolic' prediction that needs interpretation after the fact

you guys are literally eating shit

>>131146678
>a rock will stand on 7 hills
Islamic flag flown over Rome.

>>131145222
The thing I love is that every doom video crams in as many key word seach terms as possible to the point where it contradicts itself, then it's monetized with commercial breaks every 5 minutes.

>>131148520

https://youtu.be/NDKIs0v120s

The Happenings - See You In September - Year 1966 - From TV show: Where The Action Is

>>131150264
>Long count calendar ended
>End of era, not world
>Mayans predicted a new age

>>131157474
never gonna happen, pastaniggers have been surprisingly getting less cucked as of late, keep an eye on their threads.
Its prolly a reference to some other one, I've heard Turkey and Russia mentioned as possible alternatives.

>>131146790

Why are the elites so gay with their symbolism
They're just a bunch of fucking larping faggots

>>131147515
They don't, otherwise there would be an eclipse every month. The hotspot stuff is still bullshit, though. All planetary alignment crap is.

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>>131157474

rock will stand = demolition / explosions lift some concrete/rubble peaces in standing (vertical) position

>>131140960
We will see 8/10 or 9/10 of total eclipse. Only in the path can you see a total eclipse. So take 55 down to STL faggot

>>131144497
I'm coming to comrade. For socialism!

>>131140187
Wait, can I not see it in Texas?

We can stop this you know, but we need to sacrifice 40 SJWs on top of a manmade pyramid. I'll bring the stone knives and feather head dresses.

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>>131143302
Look at the sky in the Trump mural. That's smoke.

>>131144497
Sure

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>>131160006

>>131145222
Naw I'm just so desperate for the sweet release of death or at least something worthwhile happening in my otherwise meaningless existence that I desperately crave some sort of happening.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

>THE HAPPENINGS, predicted the ron paul meme
>See you in September 2.3
>"there is danger in the summer moon above", august eclipse coming
>Original version is 2:31 length

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

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Do you remember...

The 21st night ,

of september?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

I call it DOOM PORN

>>131145222
Chekt

>>131145999
Chekt

>>131143302
quakes are most likely to occur at 6am or 6pm local Lunar time, when the stress is perpendicular to the tectonic plates, not at lunar noon.

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THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED BEFORE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE DAY OF THE LORD. T BIBLE

KEY WORD (((BEFORE))).

THE ECLIPSE HAPPENS BEFORE

ITS POINTING TO SEPT 23

Nothing of significance will happen on this day.

Larpers gonna larp...

>>131160858
>THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED BEFORE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE DAY OF THE LORD. T BIBLE
>KEY WORD (((BEFORE))).
>THE ECLIPSE HAPPENS BEFORE
>ITS POINTING TO SEPT 23

Nope. Now to clean your room.

>>131144403
the modern day Sodom and Nigtown

>>131161062
Joel 2:31The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.


????????????????

>>131161247
>>>131161062 (You)
>Joel 2:31The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.
>????????????????

Is going to be a big nothing, like the last few million Doomsday predictions.

Seek a mental evaluation.

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>>131161558
nah its real this time its in the bible

theres never been something like this

the great convergence the great alignment

learn 2 kid

>>131161690
>>>131161558 (You)
>nah its real this time its in the bible
>theres never been something like this
>the great convergence the great alignment
>learn 2 kid

Clean your room, fgt. 4chan is nothing more than a form of entertainment like video games, movies, etc. The world is not going to end any time soon. Now fuck off and have a great day.

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>>131161807
its not /pol/ dude it has nothing to do with /pol/

type september 23 on youtube yourself and see what real men of god say

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>>131161807
>4chan is nothing more than a form of entertainment
>he actually beleafs this
>A fucking leaf

>>131140187
Important and worth adding to the dots that need to be connected:
The cassini probe currently orbiting Saturn is scheduled to be crashed into the planet's atmosphere mid-September

>The chosen mission ending involves a series of close Saturn passes, approaching within the rings, then an entry into Saturn's atmosphere on September 15, 2017, to destroy the spacecraft

What's going to happen when the probe enters Saturn's atmosphere? Saturn is 95% hydrogen. The probe is powered by a nuclear generator with enough plutonium 238 to achieve critical mass.
Are the madmen actually going to try igniting the planet into a star?

>>131144065
crops are doing poorly this year because of all the rain, and the snow so late into first planting season
desu those volcanoes going off would fuck the upper midwest up, and prolly fuck food production for all of the us, and the nations we ship food to

>>131161973
>>>131161807 (You)
>>4chan is nothing more than a form of entertainment
>>he actually beleafs this
>>A fucking leaf

I might be leaf but at least I'm not retard like you are.

>>131162452
explain how 4chan is "nothing more then a form of entertainment" then oh-so-culturally enriched one then.
We're not some video game or movie you know

>>131160276
>Doomcore Playlist
The Happenings - See you in September
Earth, Wind & Fire - September

>>131162626
>>>131162452 (You)
>explain how 4chan is "nothing more then a form of entertainment" then oh-so-culturally enriched one then.
>We're not some video game or movie you know

4chan has its purpose but this is clearly a larp. Nothing is going to happen on this day you but jobs.

>>131162699
>4chan has its purpose but this is clearly a larp
And I never claimed anything to the contrary you retarded leaf. You know how to read, don't you? You know this board has IDs, don't you?
Now answer the question on how 4chan is just "nothing more then a form of entertainment"

>>131162800
>>>131162699 (You)
>>4chan has its purpose but this is clearly a larp
>And I never claimed anything to the contrary you retarded leaf. You know how to read, don't you? You know this board has IDs, don't you?
>Now answer the question on how 4chan is just "nothing more then a form of entertainment"

I answered your question, burger.

>>131140902
You know what the 'N' on the side of Nebraska's helmet stands for?

>>131162886
that's circular logic, leaf. You might as well have said "I'm right because I'm right"
Your support that 4chan "nothing more then a form of entertainment"
Was literally "4chan has its purpose" >>131162699

>>131146678
>Three branches will become one.
Republican rule
>An island will drift away.
Brexit
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
MOAB / syrian missiles
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
Golan Heights, not done yet
>Idols will speak and move about.
Celebs shilling for HC
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
Major EU city will fall to IS, probably Paris
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
Chinese nuclear submarine in South China sea
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
Trump vs Hillary
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
A new extremely conservative pope will be appointed, possible crusades
>The ravens will starve.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravens_of_the_Tower_of_London
"if the Tower of London ravens are lost or fly away, the Crown will fall and Britain with it"

>The bear will leave its cave forever.
Not Russia but Californication
>The rod and the ring will strike.
Reference to assyria,

>>131140187
Jesus Christ, all of this plus all of that sept 23

Very interesting

>>131148596
black history month doesnt exist

> rt

>>131144497
It's quicker to just fuck with a Buffalo.

Damn I need to drive up to Torrington or Chugwater.

I'm only 150 miles or so from the Wyoming ecliptical path.

>>131146574
>Ohio is still fine

Hmmmm...I wonder IF this were to happen and it blows on the day of the eclipse, will September be when the ash cloud finally starts to clear and begin the new era?

>>131141035
another Nebraskafag here.

fuck god.

fucking cunt raped a little girl and is no better than mohammad

>>131140187
>Completely missing Florida
Yeah that's what I thought. Those celestial bodies better watch themselves or those gators would go up and get em.

There is a rumor that the satellite that is by Saturn is going to crash into its atmosphere and then explode. The reaction will ignite the hydrogen creating a "dark sun".

Who worships Saturn? All the elite pedophiles like the Illuminati. It is said that once the dark sun reappears the reptilians will no longer hide among us and will reveal their true forms.

Nasa is indeed crashing the Casini satellite on September 15th.

>>131167726
Really? Lol

One tiny dumb satellite would ignite Saturn?

It'll take thousands of nukes at least exploding all at the same time.

>>131168038
Satellite as in one of the moons dumb ass.

>>131140187

> 21/07/17
> July

You almost had me anon

>>131168522
pretty sure he meant Cassini

>>131146967

We live on RAMA. Arthur c clarke knew.

>>131168771
He almost had you using dates the non-autistic, non-backwards way.

>>131163398
There's more, a whole lot more to this in traditional Catholic private revelation.

>>131146932
Charge your phone

>>131143144
the woman clothed with the sun is Europe(12 stars in the EU flag), moon under her feet is nations of islam.

>>131146678
>posting this cringe copypasta again

>>131147121

then we are still winning because he is saving us money

>>131168932
>Arthur c clarke knew.
Reminder that in the novelization of 2001: A Space Odessy, the Monolith was located on a moon of SATURN.
Clarke new

>>131169173
https://remnantnewspaper.com/web/index.php/articles/item/2127-apocalypse-now-another-great-sign-rises-in-the-heavens
>500 year anniversary of protestant schism
>300 year anniversary of masonry
>100 year anniversary of Bolshevik revolution
>100 year anniversary of apparition at Fatima and miracle of the sun witnessed by 70,000
>Christ came to seer years later to tell her, if my ministers hesitate to fulfill my request, they will follow the king of France into misfortune
>Jesus references his apparition to St. Margaret Mary in 1689, telling her to tell the king to consecrate France to His Sacred heart.
>100 years later to the day, French revolution occurs and king loses his head
>2017 is centenary of Fatima
>requests still not fulfilled

>>131143302
/sci/ here, the combined acceleration force of the sun and the moon at the surface of the earth is 0.0005896 g-forces. A single ant can pull stronger than that. So, no eruption.
n that.

>>131143449

Kek

Get a life, retards. Nothing will happen.

thats the track of the super power eclipse rays.

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>>131140187
Daily reminder that George Soros will die on 21 August which is exactly 7 months after Trump's first full day in office and during a total solar eclipse. Praise Kek! Shadilay!

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>>131142497
sweet

>>131148494
This has already been widely discussed on /pol/ though, most seem to think its the American nuclear system (the rod likely being a per-emptive strike) and the Russian one being the ring (Dead Hand retaliatory system)

>>131170522
Proof?

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>>131145187

>>131147220
Nah faggot, all countries belong to America, change your gay dates and measurement system or we will invade and overthrow your governments.

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And then, there's Terence Mckenna's timewave "novelty's" calculator.

>>131143782

Last time the New Madrid Fault went big it made the Mississippi River flow backwards.

Also, Texas will survive. As always.

>>131145334
Central ga here.
Stop buy and we'll drink some beer and blow up some tannerite while watching the habbenings

>>131172611
I'm surprised that Minnesota will be virtually unaffected on that map

>>131144534
>>131148577
>what is winter wheat?
plenty of vegetables grow in the winter too. do you faggots know anything about food outside of what's on the grocery shelf?

REEEEE
American refugees are not welcome here
https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/

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>>131146207
>>Arrrrrgh

>>131170511
Even more.

Vth century prophecy.

>>131149900
I honestly don't understand why this is a big deal.
Considering how far technology has advanced in the last 50 years- to think that some guy from 500 years ago, who was using the most advanced telescope in existence- that was less sensitive than what I can buy at the mall today- somehow discovered everything floating around in our solar system is ridiculous.

>>131173988
where is here? you picked the Gadsen flag, mate.

>>131174259
there is a potential planet 9 and a potential planet 10. 10 is around the size of earth or mars, 9 is much larger. the best place to hide as a star is between us and the milky way... so much light pollution from all the billions of milky way stars that it would be very easy for a planet to be able to hide in there. I'm not an astronomer, this is just what I've gathered from reading the articles. both are fairly well modeled and understood due to orbit deviations from other planets.

/x/ is leaking.

>>131170522
Who invited Debbie Fucking Downer to /pol

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>>131148954
>the world ends
Yes surely it'll happen this time. And Trump will be stumped the day before that

>>131153087
Ever heard of dd/mm/yy? It's more logical, and makes sense.

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>>131140187
I live in Minnesota, what should I expect?

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>>131140187
Not sure if anyone noticed this performance. It's relevant.

How illuminati show "Lucifer" on TV (R$E)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_t0cWooXg

>>131140187
Why don't you fucking newfags know how to archive pages? It's really fucking easy and lets you blend in as someone who didn't just get here a month ago. Although at this point it won't do shit because everyone else ITT are also too retarded to archive it as well and we're almost at bump limit. Still, I try.

http://archive.is/CYpah

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>>131175097

This would unironically trigger WW3 and new colonialism

>>131146574
Why will this cause Yellowstone to blow? What is scary about this eclipse? I don't understand

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>>131174875
Correct, he'll be impeached and a more stable Pence will ascend to the White House. May secular authority bless this country.

>>131148954
It's not the end of the world, it's the rapture of the Christians before the shit show in revelation starts.

>>131143302

The prophesy will be fulfilled

>>131140187

>giving RT clicks

It's like you hate freedom

>>131145374
>There are only 11. We got jewed into believing in February

Wrong there are only 10.

September
Sept
7

October
Oct
8

December
Dec
10.
Also last month.

>>131180158
I'd vote for Trump if he shot a Trump supporter in the head

Most Trump supporters are idiots.

Almost all Clinton supporters are even dumber though and all Bernie supporters are literally retarded.

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>it's an "/x/ predicts a happening that won't happen and they'll ignore that they were wrong like the last 1,000 times" thread

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>>131144497
Make sure you livestream it with a 4k UHD camera.

>>131147321
>be 'murican
>volcano explodes
>be dead 'murican

>>131162992
Newfags?

>>131144269
>I've seen one, it's worth getting into the path of totality if you possibly can. Memorable.

I reserved those days off work months ago so I can go see it. Then after I had the days off work I told my coworkers about it. Now they are all complaining because nobody else is allowed to take off work that day.

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>>131157728
>Where The Action Is
>from Wikipedia:
>The weekday program was cancelled on March 31, 1967, with the network giving its local affiliates the time slot. However, members of the program's mainstay band Paul Revere and the Raiders (with lead vocalist Mark Lindsay) hosted very similar follow-up shows; both Revere and Lindsay hosted Happening '68, a Saturday afternoon follow-up to American Bandstand, and a weekday version of the same show, It's Happening, from 1968 to 1969. Both shows were produced by Dick Clark's production company for ABC.

>>131161690
>theres never been something like this
The solar system is billions of years old. This is probably the 10,000th time something like this has happened, retard.

Sage shitty thread that is unrelated to politics and also false
SAGE

This is literally old news. Heard about this last year

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>>131140187
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+6
"12 I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red, 13 and the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. 14 The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place."

>>131183428
The earthquake is the Yellowstone eruption!!!!!!

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hahahahaha """RUSSIA TODAY"""" what a second world shit hole

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>>131182160
Stop it Alex.

This thread is necessary.

>>131168522
Nigga how you about to crash a goddamn mom into a fuckin planet use you brains

>>131144497
Don't forget to stream it.

>>131140187
what the h*ck?!!
someone should stop that volcano, don't americans have guns and shit? use bombs otherwise

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>>131140742

>>131162363
what ignites and drives the fusion of a star comes from gravity. Saturn has less of chance of being a star than Jupiter, both of which do not have the mass to be stars.... or they would be.

>>131140742
Idaho falls fagurt here. You crooked fuckers stay outta my state.

>>131140187
"POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE" HOLY SHIT
The guy who had that picture saying "it's brought friends"

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>>131143743
>sun lazer

>>131143302
this actually concerns me because the gravitational forces are sudden and apparently very strong

So not only do we have cultural and historic importance for this event, but scientific and biblical

When all that shit agrees together I get fucking spooked

>>131143782
Im surprised AZ is even green, we are geologicaly old and stable.

Last time there was an "earthquake" some lady's cabinets fell down. She lived out in the middle of nowhere.

You guys are fucking retards, solar eclipses have happened before and literally nothing happened.

>>131181991
Same, at my work only one other person can take the same rime off. Wait til two weeks before. Everyone in the country will realize what they are about to miss.

Where are you going to see it? I'll be heading to Casper.

>>131185415
>what ignites and drives the fusion of a star comes from gravity
American education
Go say that on /sci/

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>>131144269
We might be able to see second sun during the eclipse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIwa-8LWX4

>>131153247
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=putin%20is%20ending%20canada

Question: What is more likely to cause full blown SHTF?

This eclipse or September 23rd? I need to know so I know when to stock up by and how much stocking up should I do? What's the best way to stock up on minimal income?

>>131186268
I've got to ask...
How come this 2nd sun thing only started becoming a thing in the past couple of years?
I mean, you'd think people would've described the mirage as one in detail if it was one well before now, or have documented this phenomena elsewhere right?
And I really don't think an entire new sun can just pop up overnight

>>131185970
>>131183428
The BLACK SUN RISES
THE PALE HORSE WILL RIDE
THE RETURN OF THE KING
REDEMPTION OF THE ARYAN
HELL WILL FOLLOW WITH HIM
GOD'S PATIENCE HAS RAN DRY, HE SHALL SEND HIS ONLY BEGOTEN SON TO STUFF THE FILTHY JEWS MOUTH
THE BLACK SUN RISES
THE 14 WORDS SHALL BE VINDICATED

>>131186415

> SHTF

Back to GLP you go, faggot

>>131170522
it doesn't take much to cause a chain reaction

>>131145655
So basically the neet to end all neets comes when the star lady and the dragon emperor do mortal combat in local lunar space?

Cool.

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>>131140187
Ok so the town I live near is going to be directly hit by this (Santee, SC). Town is 90% black. what do?

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>>131186462
It's not actually a second sun. Planet X has two long spiraling tails, which contain a number of trailing moons, boulders, rocks and electrically charged dust. Light from the Sun funnels down these spirals causing tubes of light that can briefly shine towards Earth, giving an appearance of a second sun.

>>131140187

>post pics of solar eclipse
>posts article about distant object in solar system

nice thread, shit for brains

>>131140960
you'll see the flash of explosion from yellowstone

>>131143037
Wait...

No Joke... That's my wedding day....

What. The. Fuck.

>>131143037
>>131141439
>bunch of retarded larpers "predict" happenings after they learn about the eclipse

WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE

>>131186462
You sure about that? I don't see any reason Saturn couldn't decide to ignite.

>>131162370
>late snow

Fuck off idiot, winter ended early this year if anything

Why is this a thread?
Eclipses are normal. Also not politics

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>>131140187
The fuck? How retarded are you people? There's nothing here connecting the possible exoplanet to the eclipse.

>>131146932
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
Some MASSIVELY viral media clip of Trump+Pence saying something absurdly inflammatory.
>A rock will stand on seven hills
Islam becomes the dominate religion in seven prominent western countries. Or maybe Dwayne Johnson gaining the nomination.
>The ravens will starve
Eerie peace as ISIS/Rebel/Syrian conflicts all come to an end at the same time
>The bear will leave it's cave forever
Russia goes to war
>The rod and ring will strike
EU goes to war

>>131186214
Its obvs a little more complex than that, but what am I missing. Stars have to reach a certain mass before they ignite. Jup nor Sat have the mass needed to achieve fusion and become a star

>>131188095
>what is critical mass
A) it'd be far more likely for Jupiter to do so first and B) it'd require enough energy to entirely fuck over the rest of the solar system, such as a GRB
>>131188237
And what state do you live in?
It all depends upon your area nigger, ask a fucking farmer

R E M I N D E R:


Earth is flat.

>>131186462
I'm almost certain it's just more optical illusions like 2012, that said Nibiru is eerily reminiscent of this last card
>>131181121

>>131187308
>Planet X
Oh please, go back to /x/, its not a thing and it'll never be a thing. It was supposed to happen eons ago, it didnt, get over it.

>>131188943
what if the universe is also flat?

>>131189153
probably, but I've seen very little discussion on what is causing it, I've literally seen some liberals trying to shill "lel its just a weather balloon"
I've also seen similar people trying to insist that the morning glory clouds phenomena is fake too, despite it being a well documented, if not yet understood, phenomena

>>131143782
>not even mother nature would dare mess with Texas.

>>131144497
You'd be better off jumping into some lava.

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>>131188855

>>131161247

Blood moon = lunar eclipse.

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>>131188501
The traveling planet Nibiru may be able to be seen when the very bright Sun is blocked out briefly.

https://youtu.be/m4aawB_Yejs

This planet is a brown dwarf. 4 times the size of Earth and 23 times the mass. It's surface is 90% water and 10% land. The Annunaki live there. This is why there's a sudden push to get a Space Defence system in place as soon as possible. However the Anunnaki have been banned from returning to Earth due to their previous bad behavior when they were here about 4,000 years ago.