what if /pol/ owned 6 Hind attack helicopers? (except the leafs)

only $4m

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I would think obviously America would get one, and the UK another. America all the rest. Unless day of the rake.

your math leads me to believe there's 4 million people browsing /pol/

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>>131140085
There will be when they see our awesome attack helicopters.

>>131140085
/Biz/ is the true richfag board

>>131140296
richfags already have their own helicopters. We do not.

>>131139689
Stop with the "except the leafs" ok? We're not all a bunch of fuckheads, I guarantee it. Lots of us really wish our country was different, and it actually was, no fucking shit man. It's so strange how it change over night. We used to be a bunch of loggers who weren't into all that fairy shit & whatnot. It's so hard to believe how my country seemingly changed overnight. It seems like overnight anyway.

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>>131140376
No Hind until you oust Trudeau at least

>>131140467
A Slovakian Hind. Cool man, I'm half Slovakian.

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>>131140652
What's the other half?

>>131140918
Irish & Ukrainian

>>131140918
What are you?

>>131139689
start a crowdfunding campaign to buy alex jones a hind

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>>131141196
I'm a basketball american, but I'm also half potato nigger.

>>131139689
Ukrainian citizens crowdfunded some military drones.

I always thought it would be fun to try and do the same thing with a surveillance drone, then fly it over Area 51 or Wright Patterson or Dulce as high and as fast as possible and livestream that shit with the full knowledge its gonna get fucked up (because who cares, its crowdfunded and would be awesome) just to see what kinda footage we could get and how close.

>>131141308
I'll bring some whiskey or Slivovitsa, you bring some good fried chicken, we'll have a good time. with our two seat chopper.

>>131141308
>filename

I believe that is a jet exhaust with a weather plug installed.

we need meetups before we start giving fucking armor away to random people

to easy to infiltrate if we can't see each others faces.

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>>131141660
Alright! We're already learning! How much money have we raised, and should we consider a navy as well?

>>131141308
Main rotor blades for an Mи-24 can run upwards of $140,000. There will probably be more costs than just that, anyway.

>>131141244
Why? So he can shout a random bunch of cuck nonsense while he takes Zionist dick in his ass 500 feet above ground?

Hes literally Obnoxious Billy Mays and only interested in water filters sales to dumb cunts.

>>131141603
Do you think LTE will work up in the chopper?

>>131141660
Naw it's a helipu$$¥

>>131140376
Dude, in the 90s everywhere i went in Canada felt like i was just hanging with some country boys that pronounced shit wrong. Wtf did happen to your country boys?

>>131141913
It needs a stingray to jack handshakes for free unlimited LTE

>>131141739
Aren't we all just random people at the end of the day?

>>131139689
Delusional fuck, it's never going to happen

You do know that if you buy a black market hind chances are it's irradiated right?
It'd be legit cancer

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>>131139689

>buying a hind when Snake can shoot it down with a stinger he stole from the armory

>>131142096
I don't think eBay is allowed to sell radioactive material, and weren't the irradiated ones all Ukrainian and Russian?

>>131141848
Kill yourself Natscientologist faggot. Xenu and his evil jew army will oppress you forever.

>>131142072
no soros, you can't have our helicopter

>>131141848
>only interested in water filters sales to dumb cunts.
not true. He's also interested in cramming male supplements down their throats.

http://www.peoplesproject.com/bpla-2/

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>>131139689
I wouldn't go anywhere near an AT BEST Russian surplus (God help us if it's Ukranian or Angolan surplus) helicopter maintained and crewed by /pol/lacks.

>>131142310
I don't think old Jewnazi would be posting on 4chan to get surplus attack helicopters. Seems to me he probably already has an entire fleet and navy.

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>Crowdfund a high-altitude drone
>Use it to drop a GoPro + tiny parachute into Area 51
>????
>Profit

It would be more cost effective to have a drone fleet than to maintain 6 hinds.

Apart from the initial hind purchase you would also need:
>costs of transporting helicopters to final destination
>spare parts if not included with purchase, or else you would have to sacrifice one of the hinds for parts leaving you with at most 5 operational
>Pilot training
>Command and control coordination costs to plan flights, attacks etc
>A large enough space to house the helicopters and possible protection from attack
>A large enough office so /pol/lacks can sit inside and jerk off to mongolian goat feet porn while arguing about who will be the supreme air marshall commander

>>131143244
Call me when you have a rescue drone that can air-lift anons

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>>131139689
I almost bought one for 263,000 a few years back.

Decided to buy an extra house instead.

>>131143540
Vacuum your carpet.

>>131139689
I can pilot the heli, we would take out all asians

>>131143540
Spare some change mister?

>>131143422
When the hinds start falling out of the sky due to no maintenance you won't have a rescue option either way.

>>131143540
what model?

260k seems low unless it's a little robinson or something.

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>>131143540
Will you buy steam games for me.

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>>131140652
Come home my slav

>>131143422

https://youtu.be/NBDKOViNulM
https://youtu.be/WIS_SlMA6to
https://youtu.be/JkIc2Y5gKYM
https://youtu.be/soxxPyaAT1k

>>131143954
Get a job, nitwit.

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fuck you and your POS hind


make way for alpha gunship

Who wants a tornado? Only 20,000 pounds.
http://www.airplanemart.com/aircraft-for-sale/Military-Warbird/1980-Panavia-Tornado-GR1/11939/

if /pol/ went to war together, we'd never make it to the real war because we'd end up just killing each other.

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A HIND D?!

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I'd rather have a boat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFrBYI3Ntro

>>131141913
LTE would work in the chopper for sure. Jets no, because at that speed you are out of range of the tower before the tower could even authenticate your signal. Chopper should be no problemo.

>>131142025
Where in Canada were you? It's a big place, things are a lot different depending where you are.

>>131144015
I've been to the old country to visit my relatives. I had a really good time and I loved it there.

>>131139689
I'd sink all of the NGO boats ferrying the terrorists into europe

>>131145167
Glad to hear that. Where do they live?

>>131145203
>>131144914
>>131144015
>>131143591
these would all be perfect examples of things we could do with 6 Hinds.

>>131144433
>fufufufufu.jpg
Nice digits.

>>131145408
Bratislava, Nitra, Novaky. I got to see a quite a bit of the country. my relatives introduced me to a girl and she took me on a tour all over the place. She even snuck into the girls dorm at the university in Nitra and I slept there once. Partied in an underground nuclear bunker that was turned into a nightclub. Saw all kinds of castles and stuff. Tasted all kinds of food, I just love Halushky, it actually reminds me of poutine except maybe better. The chicks are very hot there, the beer is the best and the people are really nice. You have a good country.

>>131139689

I would finally be with my own kind.

>>131139729
>only $4m

A Spetsnaz commander will give us one for free as a down payment if we can take over a DARPA facility and hand over an experimental weapon.

>>131142025
>Dude, in the 90s everywhere i went in Canada felt like i was just hanging with some country boys that pronounced shit wrong. Wtf did happen to your country boys?

Post-modernism/Post-Structuralism/Progressivism/Critical Theory promoted by people in the government, media, NGOs and academia which collectively uses "political correctness," a.k.a. partisan tolerance, to repress any dissent to degenerates picking away at the foundations of Western Civilisation.

>>131145479
hell you could use a dingy with a 50cal on it

>>131140376
>>131142025
90% of the white men and 65% of the white women are racist here, and it grows daily

>>131145740
Yeah Halushky are heavenly food. Girls are hot as fuck, there is also a song called Bratislavské dievčatá - Bratislava girls.
Lol yes that bunker made into a club has seen shit. It's rather infamous club, full of druggies.

Thanks bro, GDP and economy is pretty shitty here. Handouts for gypsies, which we can do nothing about, because EU starts chimping out about tolerance and racism and threaten us to stop giving our politician money, which they all steal anyway. Slovakians work pretty hard, but there is always one party, that rules for about 3 electoral terms and totally destroys this country. Everything is corrupt. But despite that, there are still good opportunities for work, and i like it here.

>>131146170

Some government employee today got in shit because he thought he was texting a coworker. He said he was on a reserve and got yelled at by a "rabid squaw" . lololol Except he texted the wrong number and it was actually the rabid squaw who was the recipient. saw it on the news, it was hilarious, no kidding.

>>131139689
Get out of the house, man. Consider getting a job.

>>131146719
lol, similar stuff has happened to me. I got confronted and laughed in their face. Too bad the politician is going to be strung up at the gallows for this.

>>131142169
kinda weird that he got in the chopper while he already had metal gear. It's almost like... it was a weapon that could surpass metal gear.

>>131139689
inb4 any of u autists here on /pol/ would be able to pilot a hind ever

>>131146567
I really want to return one day, I miss it and I miss my relatives that I met there.

Our economy is not exactly getting much better here either. A few decades ago one relatively well paid working man could easy buy a house and support a big family. It's not like that anymore, it's a thing of the past. I know Slovakians work hard, I saw that. Our Injuns are like your cigany, getting handouts left right and centre and some of them get filthy rich by being crooks. Unfortunately everywhere is corrupt. One thing Slovakians have that Canadians don't is a real identity and a culture that they want to preserve. I envy that. And it's tough to find work here, at least where I live. All in all, you and me both have it pretty good compared to most people in the world. Lots of the world is quite hellish, but not like that for us thankfully. But I will go back to Slovakia one day.

>>131139689
A HIND D?

>>131146567
Oh yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get my mom to try and make some halushky. I bet that stuff would catch on here in Canada.

>>131147113
You saw that too huh? Yeah I was looking for a screenshot of that text, that was priceless. When I saw that happen I actually had a feeling like "thank God some people in the government are still sane and realize who they are dealing with" I think you know what I mean.

>>131139689
I have also seen different tanks and apc's for sale here in Europe for as little as 6,000 USD, For instance i saw a BTR-80 with a pricetag of 7,500 USD ex-army but this was years ago don't know if they still are for sale but something like an APC would definantly be realistic to buy loads of if /pol/ crowdfunded it.

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>>131140085
OY VEY DONT FORGET THE 6 GORILLION GOY

>>131147771
>Buy an APC
>load it full of firepower
>roll through a rapefugee infested part of Stockholm like Husby
>Fire at will !

Be a good swede for once

>>131147157
Did you not play the game?