What does /pol/ think about male bridesmaids? A friend of mine

Unless she is your family (my sister was my best "man" at my wedding and I'll be the maid of honour at hers) then don't do it. You're a man, you are supposed to be either a groomsman or just a guest. If you become a bridesmaid then people will see you as a sissy feminized bitch.

>>131132309
>(my sister was my best "man" at my wedding and I'll be the maid of honour at hers)
Fucking Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you leafs? I swear to God you're drinking this leftist bullshit and it's infected you all the way down to the core. You're a despicable people, you know that? A failed Anglo state, as evidenced by this faggotry you willingly participate in.

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Since you didn't punch her the instant she asked you, you might as well do it.

But be honest. Wear a dress like the other cunts on your team.

>>131131795
Do you get to wear a dress? Lucky gal! Enjoy it!

>>131131795
Only if you're the man of honour.
Don't be some secondary bridesman, or you'll just spend the last part of the reception sucking dicks for drink tickets

>>131132309

lol gay

>>131132407
Not everyone has a brother or male friend they value more than their sister, fuckhead.

>BUT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE THE OTHER GENDER THAT'S FUCKING GAY

How are you any different from the people calling everyone a bigot for whatever fucking reason they want? You're just a nigger trying to build up some tiny identity for yourself based on feeling superior to other people for no real reason because your life is fucking empty.

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>>131131795
Rofl.

>nigga, u gay. In her mind anyway

>>131132309
A

>>131131795

It's only okay if you're gay

>>131131795
Childish.
Yet another example of how immaturity is staying with us for longer.

The final insult -- she has you in the friendzone, now she wants you to feminize yourself.

>>131132893
>It's only okay if you're gay
No, it's still not okay. It's just not surprising.

>>131131795
tell her to fuck off theyre messing with you. Will you take a lap dance from a male stripper at the bachelorette party too?

>>131131795
its just more cucked faggotry

>>131131795
It's super fucking gay. It's demeaning to you and every man in the building. Just don't. Ask if you can give a toast or have some other role in the wedding that doesn't involve being a homo.

>>131131795
Fuck me this takes the friend zone to a whole new level. The ONLY way a man could do this is if he fucks another bridesmaid, then maybe you get a pass. Otherwise sit in the back and sulk cause you are wishing you made a move 10 years ago.

>>131131795
>male
>maid
choose one

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>>131131795
Honestly, it's a pretty cool idea. I would definitely do it, if asked.

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>>131132755

pfft, what a face

>>131131795
Tell her you're not a faggot you faggot.

>>131132309
>I'll be the maid of honour
>If you become a bridesmaid then people will see you as a sissy feminized bitch
How's life in the back of the closet, leaf?

>>131132309
>my sister was my best "man" at my wedding
That's actually really sad.

When I was married I didnt know enough people to be groomsmen so I had to hire actors

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> I don't have female friends, they're so catty and backstabbing
> I only have male friends ^___^
> don't hit on me silly boy! hehehehe

>>131137254
btw this picture is a bride who "didn't have any female friends" and asked her male "friends" and coworkers to be her wedding attendants

>>131131795
>male bridesmaids?
She knows you're straight?

>>131131795
If you ever had a crush on her, then this is just wrong on every level. What's the situation here?

>>131137247
Wow that sucks, did your wife know?

>>131137254
>>131137321

psh they all just wanted to fuck her

>>131132309
nice leafposting

>>131137254
Look at the skinny arms of every single one of them. They are the literal definition of nu-male.

>>131138035
yes, that is the joke

>>131138196
these people are Brazilian, I think

>>131131795

everybody will just assume you're a faggot. are you a faggot?

>>131137254

>marrying a woman who took a bride photo looking like a gangbang

cuck

>>131131795
A chinese sitcom I watched literally has this as a plot. Except the girl getting married is asking her ex-fiance whom she left at the altar to be her bridesmaid.

>>131138818
Why tf would you watch that crap?

>>131131795

It's okay if you're a queer. no straight dude should be a bridesman

>>131131795
only if you wear a pretty dress

>>131131795

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

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>>131131795
well it depends, are you a faggot?

>>131139793
because he's a chink