Going to France tomorrow

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Ok /pol/ so I'm leaving for France tomorrow to attend my cousin's wedding. It's on the 1st of July (which this year is Canada's 150 anniversary but this country sucks anyways) so I'll be chilling in Paris for a couple days before heading to Strasbourg where the wedding is taking place.

My question is how do I avoid getting killed in a "lone wolf" terrorist attack? I really want to go out and explore Paris and Strasbourg but I feel that the niggers and mudslimes are going to give me a hard time. I'm staying with my uncle so I might just chill in his apartment and use his wifi to shitpost on /pol/. Then again I do that here in Canada.

Anyways, if I end up getting culturally enriched, I'll miss you guys. Thanks for the keks and GETS. And to my fellow leafs, please for the sake of this country, fix it. Sir John A. McDonald did not envision this would be the state of his country in 150 years.