Why do so many Americans watch football?

>>131128723
major part of our culture and the one thing americans can unite around

plus it sort of feeds our desire for that tribal feeling.

>>131128723
>Americans
I see only niggers in this pic

>>131128723
>dressing gorillas up and watching them mindlessly injure each other while chasing a oblong ball

Why wouldn't you want to watch this?

>>131128723
Bread and circuses

>>131128723
I've never watched a sporting event if any kind. I went to a super bowl party once and just stayed in the garage with the smokers and the keg. The only football player I can think of is John Elway, and only because I deliver cars to his dealerships.

>>131128723
nigger smash

>>131128723
It's a mans sport, you wouldn't understand

>>131129114
those gorillas have probably fucked more women than you can count

>>131128723
Want to be a part of something bigger than their boring purposeless life

>>131129411
If your only rebuttal is muh sex then you have already lost the argument.

Also most of the gorillas become broke a few years after retirement due to retard decisions a normal human could make

Also also nigger detected.

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>>131128723
They love ads and ball scratching.

>>131129179
Yes, not every American is enlightened enough to appreciate the subtle and profound art that is anime. Instead they watch savage gladiatorial ball sports.