How are you preparing for the HAPPENING /pol/ ?

>>131122644
Praying. Bible reading. Repenting

>>131122644
I'm not doing shit

Nothing will happen

>>131122644
Checked
Im getting closer with god and making my way to purchasing a weapon

>>131123089
this

>>131122785
>>131123637

Same, but one always becomes anxious and doubts their salvation. Idk if i'm just overthinking or Satan is just messing with me.

Nevertheless, gotta keep praying, bible reading, and repenting

If this post ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9, nothing is happening in september and you retards are wasting your time. Meme magic isn't real.

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All non believers will be purged in September.

>>131122644
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDKIs0v120s

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>>131122644

Gonna drop acid. My body is ready.

>nasa launches an IR satellite (IRAS) in 1983
>takes multiple infrared exposures of a wide field of view
>the areas saturn and other planets are overexposed and distorted due to proximity
>saturn in particular appears twice in the imagery because that area was scanned twice where it had moved significantly
>nasa puts the data in the IRAS
>the data is later refined into IRIS
>distortions are corrected in IRIS and certain areas are trashed as unsalvageable (the area around saturn, for instance)
>google later adds the IRIS dataset to their sky view
>parts are missing as NASA had trashed areas around overexposed planets and comet tails
>30+ years later, /x/ catches wind
>/x/ assumes google is hiding something
>/x/ weaves a complex conspiracy theory about a cover-up even though any real cover-up wouldn't have a giant "CONTENT REMOVED" flag painted over it
>/x/tards, underage nu/pol/, and LARP faggots shit up /pol/

that's the quick rundown.

sources:
https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/blog/index.php/2016/05/11/757/
http://irsa.ipac.caltech.edu/IRASdocs/issa.exp.sup/ch3/C.html#tab3

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Seen September get referenced a long time. While I don't know if there's anything to it, I remain at peace with God and know that his Kingdom awaits those who believe in him and live as normal, contributing men of society.

Happening or no happening, Deus Vult none the less. I wouldn't mind fighting ((( The Devil's Army from Hell ))) in the war to end all wars for good.

anyone have a copy of the infographic?

>>131127689
Don't do it anon. It fucked m up permanently. You'll regret it

>>131127808
You cant hide from the Red Dragon. You denials will not save you.

>>131128212
september gets referenced every year by happening fags. but nothing ever happens