HOLY FUCK IS THERE ANY COUNTRY AS CULTURELESS AS THE CANADIANS?

>>131117061
We are "post-national"

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>>131117061
We're basically Americans only better looking.

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>>131117200
You never had a national to begin with that wasn't French ripoff. Eat a fat load of poutine you maple sucking fuck. Also stay the fuck out of Southern Threads

t. Johnny Reb

ive come to realise americans calling out shitposting in canada is basically baseless.

>>131117061
We drink coffee and play hockey. You guys eat cheetos to the point or diabetes and masturbate to guns.

>>131117547
NO U

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>>131117061
Who needs culture when we can shitpost our way through history? Stay mad cucks.

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>>131117329
Show your real flag, pajeet

>>131117525
>Dude weed....
>Like remember the 90s when we had the market cornered?
You're the most baseless country in existence SlavaSlavistan in Eastern Europe that has only been redefining it's culture for 20 years, has more etiquette than you cocksuckers

>>131117061
>HOLY FUCK IS THERE ANY COUNTRY AS CULTURELESS AS THE CANADIANS? GAIZ OUR CULTURE IS FRIED POTATO WITH GRAVY AND CHEESE. THAT GIVES US THE RIGHT TO SHITPOST ETERNALLY AND CRITIQUE EVERYONE. GAIZ WEED(WHICH THEY DON'T HAVE AND DO IT WORSE THAN THE US). GAIZ CANADA STRONK SERIOUS HERE!
t. 56% white

>>131117670
This is my real flag cockbag. I live in the US below the Mason Dixon where you culturally void faggots move to en masse.

>>131117699
You're talking to a whiter country than you are. We're outsniping and out hockeying you.

The only thing you've got on us is better weather and lower prices.

>>131117868
So post your next with GEO to prove it. I'm guessing India.

This nation is committing suicide due to politicians being puppets of outside investors.

Our country is a massive toilet/plaything for global elites.

>>131117868

Fuck off you street shitting faggot.

>>131117277
Better looking but a lot more stupid

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>>131117061

No no there isn't

>>131117893
Nobody gives a fuck if you're white and completely indoctrinated to globalism son. I'd rather live in a place that is 50% white but the whites aren't completely brainwashed. Eat a dick you frozen cultureless faggot

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k bud

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LMFAO the little maples think I'm a poo. They want a softer target. You get nothing PoutineNIiggers

>>131117061
>says the faggot hiding behind chosen flag

you're part of the problem, bud

>>131118208
>Nobody gives a fuck if you're white

we do

im actually with the other anon, why are you posting confederate, post geo pajeet...

>>131118275
Nobody cares about chinkouver

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>>131118517
That's fine. I had family die for both flags you cultureless cocksucker

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>>131118420

I might be insulted, but you are beneath contempt, street shitter.

>>131117061

>LEL CANANDA NO CULTURE MEME

-Outdoorsmanship
-Duel Official languages
-Fur trade
-Hudsons Bay Company
-Hunting
-Winter activities
-Bacon
-Tim Hortons
-Ripping around
-Rodeos

Not on the list:

MULTICULTRALISM

Canada has plenty of culture. Hundreds of them, you might even say.

>>131119097
>-Duel Official languages
does anyone do this outside of ottawa?

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>MULTICULTRALISM


I always thought that was an interesting way of calling the enmity between the French Canadians and anglos

>>131119206

Lots of small manitoban towns are french

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>>131117061
The Day of the Rake is coming.
We are going to culture them.

>>131117329
They are basically cheap copies of the french, only more cucked.

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>>131118887
>that mad

our culture is similar to that of the usa in many ways - which is by and large a white country. If we don't have culture then neither do you nationally.

-t Quebecois

>>131119554
You're both without culture compared to Europe lol.

Fuck if I was a leaf I'd just kill myself

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>>131117061
Canada has a fucking culture you fuckwits. Stop legitimizing kike propaganda. There is literally nowhere in the world where there isn't a culture.

>>131117633
>our proudest moment

>>131119635
> Canada has a fucking culture you fuckwits.
No you don't faggot

> I'm a nice guy eh
> Dude weed lmao
> dude we are still cucked by a foreign monarchy it's like our culture lmao

Is comedy considered culture?

Canadian comedians and comedies are among the best and somewhat distinct from both American and English varieties.

Could maybe make a music argument too. But I don't know enough about music genres to comment.

They have a culture of being polite and sensible in their dealings with others. Obviously politics are arguable, but they do value discourse and learning more than many of my countrymen do.

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New Brunswick does. Of course duality is part of the reason they are going bankrupt.

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>>131119635
You're the epitome of shitposting. Second to none. Runners up include: Australia, Turkey, Russia

>>131117061
angry southerner about how much his weed costs, stay class southern states.

>>131119307
haha faggots

>>131119770
Also Canadian whisky is distinct and very good once you realize there's more out there than black velvet and crown royal. Not that I wouldn't drink those, but there is some fantastic whiskies up there that you hardly see in small stores here.

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>Daily reminder we're what gives little relevance Canada has on the world stage.

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>>131119941
Literally what? What's that? a redskin culture? Fucking cucks.

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>>131119627

Nope. We do have culture

>>131117061
>2017
>still having a "nation"

wew lad

>>131120002

I wish you whiny frogs had voted to leave in the referendum instead of staying to cry for constant gibs.

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>>131120093
its getting pretty fucking ridiculous
what can be done

>>131119770
ready for some stereotype smashing?
>be me
>drive thru taco bell to celebrate mexican culture
>poo cashiers speaking poo language
>bitch forgets to make me pay
>drive the fuck away
>dont apologize
>appropriate mexican culture for free
>still haven't apologized or returned free food
>grossed out by indian cashiers and indians anything

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>>131117061
this is propaganda to demoralize the country. there is plenty of culture in canada. east coast celtic music and festivals, the cowboy/rodeo and country culture in the prairies and alberta, the douchebags in bc, the french seperatists frog faggots in quebec. GTA is the only place with no culture because thats where they put all the immigrants to vote liberal. we have a unique and diverse culture across the country. you could generalize it down to hockey watching, coffee drinking at the rink culture where we have no locked doors and know our neighbours as well. or you could parrot the jewdeau foundations melting pot message from the 70s. your choice.

>>131117061
I sincerely wish the US and Anglophone Canada merged to see how well of Quebec would fare.

Sage.

>>131120203
desu we gibs them anything they want
our country is founded on faggotry

>>131120238
Diaburger

Goes in all fields
(uploading an image with sage causes sage to be canceled)

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This triggers the Canadian.

>>131117061
Merica

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we have tons of culture. Go travel to random towns there is always some random weird event that is going on that tons of people show up too. Only a city dwelling cuck thinks canada has no culture.

Right off the bat we invented 2-3 sports that our unique, hockey, basketball, lacrosse, all three loved and played internationally. A huge part of our culture is also cottage life/boating/fishing/hunting idk what you exactly call that but it's culture, most people up north live that culture, there houses look the same, their style is the same its a culture.

There are lots of people in Canada who have been to more places outside of Canada than to places within canada and it's usually these goofs who claim canada has no culture.

>>131120238
im from alberta
more racist
more conservative
more wealthy
more beautiful
than any part of america
ANY

>>131120283
because whites usually don't manage alone.

dummy.

>>131117061
From what I've seen and heard, the east has no fucking culture at all.

Meanwhile, Western Canada has plenty of it.

>>131119554
FRANCOFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEE

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>>131120198
Look up the term Nation. Then look up the term State. You are a State, but lacking the culture to ever be a Nation properly. One can be a Nation without a State, see the Kurds.

Fucking Canadians boys when WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

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>>131120493
You're the hero we deserve

>>131120125
Hockey, maple syrup, tim hortons...real advanced civiliazation

>>131120572
is tim hortons good? those timbits or whatever look good

>>131117893
XFD we aren't going to be whiter for very long.

>>131120416
>cheaper to fly to mexico all inclusive for a week than to fly to T.Dot whatupyo 706 VIEWWWZ MAHNIGGA
eastern canada is just trudeau

>>131120572
baseball, burgers, mcdonalds...real advanced civilization

>Murica: moronic wars, celebrity politics, getting offended at everything
>Yuroop: barely functioning states in the south, post-soviet shitholes in the east, self-hating babies in the north

Yeah, maybe "culture" isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>131120572
Isn't Tim Horton's owned by an American corp now? And we whoop their ass in hockey.

We got maple syrup covered via Vermont, too.

Canada literally has nothing unique about them

>>131120371
why?

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>>131120203
We did. Immigrants didn't. You laid that bed, now sleep in it.

>>131120572
hockey is the most redpilled sport on the planet.
>involve water to repel niggers
>freeze water and force ppl to learn something further repelling niggers
>sport is manly as fuck to completely repel all niggers ever except for white people wearing the coonskin they skinned for fun

>>131120464
To append this, I also want to point out that the Maritime provinces have some semblance of culture, while Quebec has the cheap, Chinese bootleg of French culture, and Ontario is literally the cuck province that always votes liberal.

>>131120769
Aren't half the professional hockey players in America Canadian?

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>>131117061
stop bullying your brother america and sort out those ghastly brown people in the south

>>131120608
tim hortons was good until they sold it to americans. its a shittier dunkin donuts now. the water used matters a lot too. they dont filter it. they just use tap water. so airport or city water is shit. small town tims tastes alright coffee. tim bits used to be good. now they are frozen batter balls that are just heated up for you. they are shit now. they used to be godlike in the early 90s.

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>>131121022
oh noooooooooooo

>>131120835
HAHA
>implying french people aren't literally garbage

>>131120993
what about that cheese stuff you put on french fries
where do you get that and is it still good? looks good

>>131117061
ALL CULTURE IS DEGENERATE FAGGOTRY TO KEEP LOSERS FEELING LIKE THEIR LIVES HAVE SOME SORT OF MEANING.

THE WORLD IS A BUSINESS AND THE U.S.A. IS THE CEO.

>>131120835
As one of the westerners forced to bankroll your
quite literally worthless asses because of the policies of the Ontario cuckolds(gib quebec monets or else they will leave :::[[[ ), get a fucking job and cease your gender studies degree. You are the neets of Canada, and that's really fucking saying something.

>>131120958
There's an exception to every rule.

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>oh it was all the anglais montrealers fault that we are whiny faggot cucks that beg for gibs for 20 years and more

Give me a fucking break. Always the same lame excuses.

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>>131121121
would depend on where you get the poutine. its just random cheese curds, usually white cheese.

>>131121119
outshining the english since they helped found america. Now the only reason the english outdo the french is because of america with its 330 million people, being the superpower of the day.

>>131117061
Also, western independence when. I'm fucking tired of you easterners.

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>>131121258
its hard to get these cheese curds you speak of, is it just feta cheese crumbles?

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>His chair squeaks forward slightly
>He squints through the grease and filth on his computer screen
>A barely decernable Canadian flag symbol flickers through
>He grips the computer mouse, caked in brown hand grime composed of old cum and snack dust
>He clicks the post number and attempts to snap his doughy fingers but fails
>His large gelatinous finger oozes down on the L key
>He wipes the sweat from his rolls
>He moves towards the E key, depressing it with enough weight from his hand to physically deform the structure of the keyboard
>He breathes heavily, sweating profusely
>He pushes his "ear cleaning" pen into the hole where the A key used to be
>His body giggles with excitement, he's almost there
>He strains his body beyond its limits, he strikes the F key, his heart is pounding at max capacity
>This is his moment, his time to shine
>He uses all his mental power to solve the captcha, taking seven tries
>He strikes the Post button, the orgasmic experience overwhelms him
>His semen dribbles through his peepee fold, drying into a cumcicle from the bottom of his chair

>>131121355
I agree, but I don't think it'd work as one country. BC and Alberta's interests are too divergent.

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>exception

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>Being this mad we take everything they own just because we can.

>>131120815
because I can

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>>131117061

Cultureless?

Our entertainers go south and play for the American braying jackasses who call them Americans.

>>131121396
Its just a chunk of cheese....

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sorry im not good on first dates, what do you want to talk about

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>>131120371
based Alaska

I'd like to see the Yukon before I die

>>131120371
>gubberment may i please own a gun?
just go get one you faggot theres a mexican on the corner who could hook ya

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>>131121810
Don't socialize with the cold weathered rodents anon. Plenty of homosex people for you in the South

Turdeaux senior flushed the idea of national identity with mass immigration. Now all you have as cultural touchstones are syrup , hockey and Tim Horton.

Lucky for you diversity is your strength because you have literally nothing else left. You're a facsimile of a country, ungrounded and prime for exploitation by shitskins and sjws

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>>131121978
oh im not a homosex, and do you want to talk instead then?

>>131122047
This my thread son I'll talk to anyone

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>>131117061
We r multicultural now ;)

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>>131121451
Are you insinuating that I'm an American?

Also, stealing for future use.

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>>131122133
so then i says to the guy i says
IF THATS KDINEY THEN WHAT THE FUCK DID I CUM ON
it really cracked them up down at the office
by the way how is Cecilia?

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>>131122010
stfu abdel

>>131121128
the USA used to be the CEO. They're now the head of the culture department, and are so self-centered that they believe culture runs everything

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We're becoming cultured.

>>131122263
Anon I....
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>>/b/catalog

>>131117061
>>131122294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

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>>131122402
please no

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whats going on friends

>>131122429
Goddamn that was the best Tyrone video I've ever seen. He seems more convicted to it than us

>>131122542
>>131122221

Nothing much. Just got some tickets to the Stampede.

>>131117061

Just move to quebec, learn the real cultural and language of the french canadian warriors with high I.Q , stop being a stupid indou/paki/greek/chinese victim who only migrate and live on wellfare and you'll be okay, we'll hang you last

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>>131122603
dont ignore me

>>131121978
Good, keep the aids down there anyways. It's always good to keep the lower class under population control.

This is Canada. Nobody is forcing you to live here.

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>>131123139
what the fuck, low blow leaf, low blow

>>131117547
Hey take it easy there, buddy there's nothing wrong with masturbating to guns

>>131120815
he thinks guns arent a thing in BERTA

>>131123126
We still love you little buddy whoever you are behind your queer flag

>>131123415
>higher number of guns per capita than the united states

Fuck I love the west.

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>>131123573

>>131123415
most of canada is gun happy. lots go hunting.