Inside Antifa's street combat training program

Out of shape faggots doing aerobics? K.

>>131114201
Never underestimate anyone who wants to destroy you.

Their movements are so awkward.

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kek

>>131114814
watch out fashy scum
Skinny bone jones is on the streets

Truly a group that have absolutely no knowledge of military history. lol

>>131113710
Remember to stretch.

>Its harder to kill someone who's strong

As if people are going to start dying at these antifa rallies

We're open to anybody except cops and those who disagree with us

>training in a controlled area
>not learning about the psychic and physiological sides of a streetfight
Have fun getting tired after 10 seconds of fight and getting suckerpunched because you can't concentrate on multiple threats.

>>131113710
Is this an adult swim skit?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What are you going to do when these dudes roll up on you?

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>>131117285
His grandma's gonna be pissed that he stole her hat.

She'll still whoop his ass after his combat training

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>>131113710
These guys have atleast another 6 years of lifting before they become as swole as I am. And I don't plan to stop lifting on the regular for years to come. Sorry wefties but this was a race you started too late

>>131117362
draw my nine and go back to my car and retrieve a semiautomatic shotgun with a duckbill choke

>>131113710
>White people
>In Chicago
Worried about violence toward minorities hahahahaha ha !

>>131117484
ive been trying to figure out the duckbill choke meme, why?

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>>131117444
Checked and kekked.

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>>131117362
>https://vimeo.com/222114690

>>131117444
giant habsters is best habsters

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dis gon be gud

>>>/fit/41908149

Just bring a gun to this fist-fight, can't train to resist bullets

>>131117618
wider horizontal spread, if you're fighting a crowd it is superior. You could put rounds at knee height and immobilize a large percent of them

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>>131117444
Capybaras are made of 100% chill.

>>131117767
oh lord you gon dun dit it now son.

>>131113710
Those are the people that want forced labour.
I think Antifa doesn't understand that they will literally die in a communist country.

I cannot think of anyone less intimidating than antifags.
These are people who need to have training programs because they have no idea how to be physical.

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>>131113710
>fash
Anon I'm way to patrician for that

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>>131113710
wow. just wow talk about maximum cuckage these fuckers get any more pail or scrawnier we could use them as trace paper

>>131117362
Throw a leg kick

>>131113710
>Everyone is welcome
>Except for cops, and right wingers

So basically anyone that will call you out on doing this completely wrong and actually setting you on the right path. Got it.

>>131113710

Is this satire? Like that boston antifa youtube channel?

>>131117887
I really, really, really like this image

>>131113710
>no exertion
>barely any cardio
>no weights
>dad bods

Their idea of training looks like a housewive's self-defense class.

Not worried.

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>Not going to a Libertarian Gym
They blew it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4Bk0SOYjs

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>>131118610
One more milk pill

>>131113710
And after the camera shut off, they all patted eachother on the back and plodded back to their apartments, never to return to their "autonomous gym"

>>131118545

>this is what fascist losers actually believe

#swoleleft is coming for you, nazi

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>>131118740
>>131118610

I thought I got this but I'm no longer sure what level of irony it is.

Does /fit/ hate or like Rippletoad and SS? Obviously some idiots GOMAD and are just fat fucks drinking milk. But the fundamental lifts are the same they normally recommend?

Also Rippletoad and squad is anti-crossfit kinda bullshit that /fit/ hates.

I just.. there are too many layers. If /fit/ likes him, then these comics are not completely unironic endorsements.

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>>131113710
>Inside Antifa's street combat training program
Bet it looks like this.

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>>131117362
Drown them in my own vomit

Prediction:
-They learn to fight
-Their testosterone increases as a result
-As it does, they grow naturally more disgusted by their fellow effete antifa members and leave them

In all honesty I think this is quite impressive, it shows even the most faggy leftist can accept violence as an intrinsic and necessary part of existence

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Is this the mortal Kombat animation loop?

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>>131117362
>What are you going to do when these dudes roll up on you?
Purse my lips and blow gently in their general direction.

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This fucker's shoes on the right. Look at them.

I can't even tell what is real and what is satire anymore.

>>131113710
>Antifa
why does anyone here take jobless protestors with no power seriously?

>>131119696
That depends on your definition of seriously.

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>>131119696
that flag

>>131117887
Looks kinda tasty

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>>131113710
This is what will happen at the end to all degenerates.

>>131113710
For comparison:

Far-right gym organisation
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nmvaNXw0MV4

Russian neo-nazis
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TvxQLlmEG_s

>>131119940
t. Dogistastis

>>131113710
Don't taint Mumen Rider like this

what a bunch of faggots

>>131119193
>punching by simply extending arm
>no generating power from rear leg
>no generating power from twisting hips
It's kind of like he has no idea how to box

>>131118246
Bet they don't even spar. All the air punches in the world won't do shit if you don't apply them into another person at some point. Even if it's like half speed they'd be doing better. But they're not because violence is fascist.

>>131113710
I only could make it about 10 seconds in.

>>131117113
All it takes is for either side to shoot someone, don't underestimate stupidity.

>>131116436
Bone Jones, aye? Ne'er heard of the man.
Still, I'll peg 'is arrrse with me leg, mark me werdz.

>>131120604
I couldn't make it past "Unicorn Riot"

>>131120267
What beautiful men.

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>>131119193

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>all that "training" just for some 300 pound redneck to unload a shotgun into your chest

>>131118990
Rippletits is an idiot about a lot of things and isn't about the aesthetics (and a lot of /fit/ is). But, he has helped more people start their journey of doing really fucking heavy lifts and bettering themselves than almost anyone else, including degen Scooby. So though they may dislike his means, /fit/ agrees with his goals. There's definitely some respect.

>>131120787
I don't expect these people to know how to shoot a gun, let alone bring one. And those fighting antifa aren't stupid enough to shoot first, because then that makes people think antifa are more civilized.

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Is planking martial arts now?
This is just beautiful.
WTF is this timeline even

>>131121411
woah there

Don't want to blow out your ab muscles from XXXtreem hardcore workout

Or the jizz

>>131121411
I laughed at them in this video, but do that for 5 minutes and then tell me it's easy. It isn't. It's actually a rather good exercise.

>>131113710
Yeah but you fags still have never been in a real fight. Your training means fucking nothing to some one who has been in "real" fights.

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>>131113710
You retards faster then a speeding bullet?

Victory day is coming and you nigger kike lovers are going to be impaled.

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>>131120267

jelly as fuck of dem forearms

>>131122281
Some have been in real fights. Got a neat scar on my rib cage to prove it. Some junkie burger my place and I came home. Nicked me good but faggot legged it

>>131113710

Why are leftards always visibly, genetically defective people?

>>131122254
It's not especially hard. I think tiring would be a better word for it, but I gotchu. Thing is, they were doing all this for self defense purposes tho.

>>131113710

It's like even gayer crossfit.

I didn't know that was possible

>>131122480
lol that one guy in the back right who's not even jacked

>>131122254
yeah i remember high school gym class too

>>131120267
all you guys need to do is hide behind the actual nazis!

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>>131119193

>Insert battle music here.

>>131122670
Can someone actually zoom in on his face, he looks funny.

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>>131117362
I would lay on the ground and die, because this ultra-badass would fucking kick my ass, with his giant biceps and awesome haircut

>>131122786

It's a subhuman they where born weak and funny.

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>>131122670

uploaded 2015, would like to see what he looks like how

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They can do all that shit training they like, but they will never defeat any scrappers. There are some tough scrappers on the right you DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH.

>>131113710
Lol. I'm not worried. Their training might as well be just cardio.
They don't even lift or spar. Hell a few of them can't even throw a proper punch.

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>>131113710
this thread again huh
do these retards actually think we'll be giving away the moral high ground by shooting first?

>>131122521
Read up on r/K selection

>>131122744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC_F53zCM_8
>Heh, where do you think you're going Fash?

>>131123733
1vs1 is never the preferred method for the nigger. They usually fight +10 vs 1, like a pack of chimps. This is a rare fight.

>>131113710
I was honestly little worried until I watched the video. Literally weak and basic shit. I'm out of shape compared to my prime in high school and have never fought before but I'd piss pound them no questions asked.

>>131119193
The guy on the right is going to get hurt really bad one day, sigh.

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>>131123675
MOWRAWL HIE GROWND

>Retards
>think

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>>131117362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMUzQeL5ws
its a self defense situation

>>131113710
Why do they keep referring to their political opponents as fascists. The great majority of right wingers are in no way fascists, does the far left realize how pathological their desire to bring about the next Hitler is? What is even more deluded is they think they are going to be victorious in physical combat.

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This is the one you have to watch for...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Monson

>>131125544
they're trying to meme their oppression fantasy to life

>>131119940
They're not.

>>131126270
Captcha-Belts

lmao

street combat training lmao. you do realize most conservatives come from MILITARY families, right?

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Jesus christ..

>>131113710
>Coming unarmed to a firefight.
Good luck faggots.

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>>131113710

>>131113710
Why not just join an MMA gym if they want to learn how to fight? This whole anti-fascist branding has no bearing on martial arts instruction.

>>131121411
Boot camp exercise

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>>131113710
>keep talking about learning self defense skills to defend against "attacks on marginalized peoples"
>they're all fucking white males

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>>131122744

>>131127511
Gotta love them antifas, if for nothing else, they're atleast good for a quick burst of laughter

>>131127511

nonwhites are too busy living their lives to bother to larp about trump being the next hitler

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>>131113710
At first I thought that hsi whole thing was a gigantic piss-take, a'la Sam Hyde or some other copycat, "right-wing comedian"

Then I watched it... they are SERIOUS!!!! (lol... they THINK/BELIEVE they are at least!)

but that's IMPORTANT!!! Listen to:
>>131114459
>Never underestimate anyone who wants to destroy you

There is a sublime WISDOM in those words... because although both you and I know... that in a 1-on-1, squared off fist fight... even 90% of 4chan's /pol/ would WRECK these fucking twin fags...

HOW-FUCKING-EVER!!!!!

If they are getting "radicalized" to this point where they believe and INTERNALIZE the narrative fed to them by (((THEM)))

They WILL try to gt a gun and kill you at you local softball game... they just did that to a gaggle of US Senators and Legistators!!!

Food for thought.

Getting into a fistfight is fucking retarded. If someone is gearing up to punch you, you shoot them with your gun. The Founding Fathers did not write the 2nd Amendment so that you could get your ass beat by idiots.

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I wonder where the undercover feds will embed themselves in order to monitor and flip the antifag terrorists most likely to actually get violent. I bet that fag in this video is already a fed snitch.

>>131113710
>Chicago
>noguns
Gun beats karate every single time

>>131119386
Whatarethose

>>131129783

>antifa is the 201* version of the 1930+ Klu Klux Klan

HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Cosmic....
JJJJJJJJUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTTTIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

>>131113710
>>131114459
Honestly its a little concerning how many things like this seem to be popping up. They are pathetic right now, but these people are radicalizing and may attempt large scale violence someday. Meanwhile if any group on the right did this same thing they'd probably get called a crazy militia and the FBI would come in and kill them all.

>>131123733
Fucking juicy

>>131113710
This is a parody, right?

>>131123733
Thor and this guy, Both Australian

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>>131117210
>tfw play first person vidya game that requires you to concentrate and track multiple opponents and time your attacks in between theirs that it's improved my multitasking skills immensely
WATCH OUT ANTIFA

>>131113710
Its nice that they are teching them how to throw a punch. But they don't seem to be training how to take a punch which is 10x more important.
I ain even kidding nigga the reason most people get their ass beat is not technique but freaking out when they get hit.

>>131119386
I thought they were bowling shoes at first.

>>131114201
All jokes aside cardio is a big deal when it comes to fighting.

I'm 28. I've boxed since I was 12 years old, start at Jerry Page's gym in Columbus. I began BJJ at 15 under one of the most successful BJJ gyms in the southeast (not naming it because i'll be very easy to find). I've won the Gracie Nationals in both Gi and No-Gi competition.


This video was watching the blind teaching the blind. I was going to make a list of all the problems I found in this video, technique wise, but a shorter list would be the things I found correct:


1) Half the time it looked like their feet were spaced and placed correctly.
Yeah that's it. No stance above the knees were correct, at all. Not a single one. The hands were in a DANGEROUS place (dangerous for themselves, should I need to clarify).


The only grappling I saw was the worlds worst single-leg (or a single-leg from the hunchback of notre dame) and a standing RNC. Putting your head down when shooting means you're catching a knee to the face or you're getting sprawled on and your nose broken.

The 3 second clip of the rear-naked choke shows an idiot putting his forearm across the windpipe. Here's how you know these tards don't know a lick of grappling: the RNC is not an air choke. Yes, you can choke and cause pain to someone with a forearm across the adams apple. It takes you about 30-40 seconds to pass out from lack of air. However, if you place the bicep and the muscle part of your forearm (which may explain their problem, these twigs have no muscle!) across their carotid artery in the neck (putting the crux of your elbow in their windpipe), you will stop the blood flowing to the head, causing your victim to go nite-nite in 3-10 seconds.
If anything this is the least intimidating video in the world to anyone who's taken any self defense class, ever. If anything, they're learning BAD habits, making them a WORSE fighter

>>131129060
>They WILL try to gt a gun and kill you at you local softball game... they just did that to a gaggle of US Senators and Legistators!!!

I hope so. I carry. We need leftist violence to trigger sweet blowback while Trump is in office with GOP House and Senate majorities. I hope the next Timothy McVeigh is a Muslim lesbian Democrat activist and they vaporize a stadium full of Girl Scouts.

>>131131150
believe me when i tell you that they are what real genocidal communists look like and they are a threat, mainly because they don't look threatening

>>131118093
Don't underestimate getting surrounded and outnumbered... But these thngs probably do more than physical engagement. Think recruiting, networking, fundraising, getting invited to schools to brainwash kids and shit like that.

>>131131150
>They are pathetic right now, but these people are radicalizing and may attempt large scale violence someday.

Wars have casualties. The necessary goal of crushing the Left can only be accomplished with public support.

The hysteria of the Left, and they are indeed hysterical, is unmatched in my lifetime (I'm 56) so expect a lot more violence than even the 1960s. The US was much Whiter then.

>>131132627
Don't need any of that
God is on your side when beating the fash

>>131113710
Is this a joke?
How can a grown ass man not throw a single halfway decent punch?
This is not even something you should have to train for, it comes naturally.
Who has to learn how to make a proper fist?

>>131133199

yeah i know. Helen Keller would have seen these guys are terrible, I just wanted to hammer home how terrible they are. It's worse (and hilarious) than what it actually looks initially

>>131133235
SOY- not even once

>>131133235
do you throw a fist against a skull anon?

>>131131746
What's the proper way to take a punch? I've been in 5 proper punch ons in my life, I always told myself getting hit is inevitable I just have to make sure I keep punching and keep my jaw clenched

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>>131125981
Lol! You mean the faggot who almost got his ass kicked by a fat old man? TOPKEK!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyc8MHqQpwg&app=desktop

>>131134096
Lower your chin and tuck it behind your forward shoulder. The crown of your forehead is the thickest part of your skull, if you're going to get hit, try and take it there, your attacker is more likely to break his hand than knock you out.

With your chin tucked properly, your shoulder will guard against hooks from one direction and your dominant hand the other.

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>>131134357
Man all my webms are too big for /pol/ except this one. Keep in mind that Tyson was extremely experienced and could drop his guard and still do fine because he just didn't get hit. His eyesight and reaction times were phenomenal.

>>131134096
practice blocking

>>131123733
>when one punch man takes rogaine

>>131134636

Aw man, I used to have some great Roy Jones Jr webm's on my old computer.


they key ingredient here is headmovement. Always move your head. The best way to take a punch is to not take one. Always move your head.

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>>131113710
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL!!!!!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/haymaker-popular-fitness-and-self-defense#/

MY SIDES

>>131114459
>Never underestimate anyone who wants to destroy you.
Then Antifa shouldn't underestimate former military with armories that put some police stations to shame, and the training/know-how, and the desire to kill. Did I mention how much guns anti-Antifa has?

It won't even be a war. It'll be a slaughter. Of Antifa. Like shooting fish in a barrel, with the fish barely moving because they're that weak and pathetic and incapable of resisting.

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>>131135757
>The best way to take a punch is to not take one
This. Just don't get hit.

>>131114814
dont be fuckin ableist bro this dude could fuckin kick ur ass

>>131113710
these people have fuckin Mind AIDS

>>131127075
Watch the video
They feel rejected from the "heteronormative macho gym culture" i.e. the guys there are too buff and dedicated and they're uncomfortable

This is ridiculous, theyre talking about self defence when theyre the aggressors I mean if anythting we need self defence or better yet lets sharpen our attack power maybe we can rid ourselves of our oppressor (The left, our opressor the left).

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>>131113710
Jesus these people are such fucking tools

>>131113710
>literal faggots fighting to bring Islam to the US, so they can be thrown off buildings

These people are insane.

>>131133199
You mean God is on your side when antifa try to attack something

>>131133163
Insightful words

>>131125544
Fascist just means youre against sexual perversion and crime. There is nothing in it beyond that.

>>131113710
>all fucking white males
They keep namedropping "people of color" but there isn't a single person of color in their group.

>>131113710
i bet those POC in the background feel nice and safe now that they know they will be protected by these... people.

>>131118093
Neither do most white people, myself included.

>>131113710

>w-we want self defense

And the very next video is of 30~ faggots "confronting" 4 "Nazis" by throwing water bottles, taking cheap shots, etc.

Anitfa needs to die. If there is a meeting around me, I will cleanse them from this planet. Unfortunately, I live in a place where every county within 200 miles went red, so they don't really exist here.

>>131125544
Antifascism is a cult

It's useful for them to label everything fascism because it gives their cult a reason to exist

>>131140725
why don't we sick the ATF on them then?

>>131140841
nu-males are all cat people, the ATF only shoot dogs.

>>131140841
I'm sure there are lots of three letter agencies already investigating them

I bet they have FBI plants all over the place

>>131120267
How inspiring the left is doomed, dooooooomed.

>>131114459
>Implying I don't want to destroy them more.

>>131117444
How the hell did this lady get a Capybara? It's not as if you go down to the pet shop and say "one Capybara, please". Seriously, this irks me way more than it should. Not like those things are much of a threat, or really anything other than nature's way of providing for Panthers, but still.

>>131117113
>>As if people are going to start dying at these antifa rallies
If anybody starts dying, it'll be because those faggots suckershot somebody with a bikelock again.

>>131140989
In all likelihood Antifa is RUN by a an alphabet agency.

>>131119193
That is just fucking sad.

Bash the fash

>>131120267
>by da hammer of dhor :DD

>>131125544
>Why do they keep referring to their political opponents as fascists.

Because they're retards who don't know what they're talking about.

Notice how they talk about protecting and defending marginalized groups, but every single member of their little club is a young, middle-class at least, white dude? They don't know shit about shit.

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>>131117362

challenge them to a redpill duel

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>>131142839
>minarchism will never be taken seriously because all of the biggest proponents of libertarianism are spergs and grotesque subhumans
All I want is for the government to step off and for welfare to be terminated. Why is this so fucking impossible?

>>131119940
>>131126276

Yes they are, if you cook them right. The meat is kinda chewy though, but is something like pork.

>>131140959
kek

>>131113710
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a fascist and MUST be killed
>I'm not fascist you FUCKING RACIST WHITE MALE SHITLORD YOUR THE FASCIST
>t. antifa

>>131143288
That's not our problem, problem is kikes controlling our government, economy, and culture. Welfare for our own people makes up maybe 2% of our totally unnecessary military and charity to other nations. You are no better than a sperg

>>131118990
/fit/ generally loves SS. But SS is still bullshit.

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>>131117362

>>131113710
Preparing to race war against niggers and muslims.

Ohh look at me. I am antifa. I am important.

this is how us anime right train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZVm7p_fJsU

>>131146296
It is not even that.
They literally work for a private business who directs them to take actions so they can profit from the outcomes.
They are useful idiots and should not be given the sense that they represent some ideology.

Just a bunch of hired thugs.

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>>131113710
Reminds me of these goys for some reason

>>131117285
I know, hey.

What a fucking faggot.

>>131117362
Make them suck each other's dick.

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>>131113710
Run roh

>>131113710
Painful to watch. These white boys are pathetic.

>>131113710
What the fuck are they doing? They are not even sparring with each other and they are doing light exercises.

Also none of them know how to throw a punch properly and do this awkward lean foward when they punch.

Punching is not slowly pushing foward.

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>>131119193

>>131114459

They don't even know who I am.

Hand to hand combat is pretty shitty in the first place even if you are really good at it.

If you do not know how to defend against someone that is armed with a knife all 6 of your buddies can get stabbed by one old beer bellied KKK guy.

Which reminds me the time KKK was jumped and two old dudes managed to stabb 5 brown people

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>>131127061
Nice find anon

>>131122744
>let's a go
>okeydokey!

>>131117285
(((meyer)))

he even turned his mothers drapes into a hat

>>131129255
A gun won't protect you against a suckerpunch you didn't see coming

>>131148108

You think 99% of antifa can knock someone out in one punch? Even a sucker punch lol?

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>>131123930
1vs1 is never the preferred method for any one with half a brain

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>>131117362
Pew Pew

>>131147295
This in ironically, I've boxed amateur for a long time and seen people much better trained than myself get sucker punched at fundraisers etc and go down like a bag of dicks.
Precision and surprise beat all methods of fighting. Just watch some Roy Nelson clips, weight distribution combined with hip flexors and pulley motion from your ankles/knees and the turn of forearm makes an absolutely devastating punch regardless of your weight/height/fitness, this is what nogs essentially excel at with shit like the knockout game etc; you train yourself to hit like that and have the element of surprise and just make proper connection to someone's jaw towards the ear and they will typically not get back up or be essentially dazed badly enough you can finish the job.

I'm not giving any of you goyim advice but if you want a makeshift reinforced punch, a larger bid lighter or a roll of qaurters gripped in the hand does wonders and isn't an identified weapon unless you spout it. Simply grip over them and it straightens the knuckles out and gives resistance on punches so your fingers dont recoil and you place it back in your pocket when done.

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>>131113710
>https://vimeo.com/222114690
>Faggots in literal short-shorts and grandma clothes rolling around in the grass together

TERRIFYING

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>>131117362
>All hope is lost, this is a war we could never win
Said no one ever after seeing this picture.

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>>131119193

>>131141178
She is probably Australian and adopted it from the wild.

>>131117362
Pull that cucks fake leg off and beat them both with it.

>>131113710

I haven't laughed like that in a while

>>131146432
>Guy presently supporting your agenda
>You make him the enemy anyways
>You're really the sperg here

Well while we're at it, let's do exactly what the libs are doing as they turn on their own factions

>>131127061

Oy vey! DELET!

>>131123733
>3 cucks at the end helping the fugees
i almost believed in you sweden.

>>131113710
Trained in filipino martial arts and muay thai these people are absolute shit.

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>>131113710

What's wrong with Americans? They all sound fucking retarded

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People that eventually train enough in martial arts will gradually turn more conservative due to the core fundamentals every style teaches if they continue to pursue that path

If anything this is good for them to subtly teach them about the real world and not what they've been indoctrinated with

>>131152021
But did you practice...
> The Blade

?

>>131113710
>Everyone is allowed
>Except police and people with rightwing beliefs
Why not just admit that you really mean "Everyone is allowed except people I don't like?"

>>131152133
????

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>>131152133
I live by it.

>>131113710
Is their strategy to make us laugh so hard we can't shoot straight?

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>>131113710

>create a space without hetero-normative gym culture

Has he ever been to a gym? It's probably one of the gayest places a man can go to barring a gay bar

Does /pol/ know how to fight?

>>131133199
the dont believe in god silly, they are commies

>>131116882
>Truly a group that have absolutely no knowledge of military history. lol
Says the Confederate, lmfao.

Is this shit real or am I getting fucked with. It's getting harder and harder to differentiate memes and reality with each passing day. I can't tell if this Anti-Fa mocking us, our guys pretending to be Anti-Fa to make them look ridicules or if it's legit.

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>>131113710
>Mumen Rider
>FUCKING MUMEN RIDER

>>131113710
Is the guy in blue short shorts practicing fighting or ballet?

What a fucking joke these people are

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>>131113710
>vegans talk tough and do housewife exercises in the park
You're right, I wasn't ready to lose my sides so quickly.

>>131152230
http://i.imgur.com/CyFyMRL.jpg

>>131141141
yeah man i believe at least 90% of ourguys should be fit know self defense and know how to use weapons just in case shit hits the fan. and as a bonus be mentally and spiritually fit

>>131132627

Lmao yeah and my dad works at Nintendo

>>131118740
>Only ONE plate
kill me.

>>131113710
This is satire right?

>>131117362
PEACEKEEPER
PEACEKEEPER

>>131154205
Nope. Srs bzns.

>>131123733
Is that the golden one?

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>>131114459
t. faggot

>>131126270
I've started calling myself a fascist just to see what they would do. Most of them nothing. A few tried to start shit and all it takes is for one or two to go down and the rest scatter. I've had one pull a knife on me but I knocked it outside of his hands and threw him on the ground. His friends fled.

>>131113710
I've never thrown a punch in my life and even I know what not to do.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ they're bad. Like, they're really fucking bad.

>>131151922
This was in Australia though

>>131152021
>Trained in filipino martial arts
So tranny fucking?

>>131113710
Kek

KEK

K-E-K.

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>>131126523
Hamstrung by honor codes that have no place in military or street fighting

>>131120529

Better yet, it's much more important to learn how to take a punch. Once the adrenaline kicks in, all that shadow boxing shit will go out the window and you'll rely on your muscle memory. I wouldn't worry for the fascists they're allegedly training against, they can't even throw a proper punch when they're "practicing"

>>131129255
You cannot legally respond to a lone pugilist by way of escalating to lethal force. Use reasonableness and read some Ayoob.

>>131152396
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if much of pol knew at least one martial art or at least firearm training.

>>131133406
Hammerfist to the temple or nose? Yes. A punch to anything but an uppercut on the jaw? No.

>>131154672
no filipino boxing/kick boxing, stick work knife and dagger ect

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>>131140841
We won't shoot the cats, jerry's too big for birds now and likes live prey.

>>131123930
It isn't a 1v1, he made it a 1v1. It was 3v2.

>>131127511
>>they're all fucking white males
And jews, don't forget the jews.

>>131137376
The fact he was able to keep his balance moving the top half of his body like that's pretty impressive even ignoring everything else.

>>131117362
Floor them cause they have a shit guard and attrocious footing.

>>131113710
These weak ass niggas hav ne leg or upper body stenght to speak of.

I'll laug so hard when one of them manages to get him self stabbed because he thought he was Jackie Chan.

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>>131150916
Severely underrated.

>>131113710
Dear God.

Why do they all look so awkward in their own bodies? Like they're uncomfortable in their own skin.

>>131143288
Hey, people take feminism and social justice seriously even though it's all spergs and subhumans.

>>131121411
They aren't even doing it right,,,Fucking plancking they mess that up as well.

I'm of to fit to get a few more laughs in.

>>131113710
where are the caltrops?

>>131156527
Looks like his body was just autopiloting all that too, hence why he kept going as the fight broke, the man is legit randomwalking.

>>131117362
break his other leg so he can fight fascism from a wheelchair

>>131113710
What the fuck did I just watch?
It looks like they were doing Tae-Bo for the elderly, holy fuck!
I'm saving this for /asp/

>>131117362
That's a kike.

>>131113710
i just tank the hit and grapple and choke them out

ez

>>131148108
Who lets their guard down around a pack of degenerates in masks?

>>131113710
>https://vimeo.com/222114690
ICO when?

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>>131113710
The new face of Hip Hop, it's really dope

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I guess trash cans started fighting back

>>131157709

Imagine copping a flying kick from a tai bo trained skrillex.

>>131122744
>LIMIT BREAK
>OMNISLASH-THE-FASH

How can you see this as anything, but a good thing? If they keep up with this they get healthy and get to hang around with other males. Which will no doubt result to them breaking away from their beta-cuck lifestyles.

This is exactly what we need for SJWs to do. For the manlets in their ranks to start bonding over more than just signalling their virtue to females of their group and trying to get their attention. Once they get fitter, start bonding and start bulking up they will no doubt start to attract pussy on significantly higher level than they are currently (i.e. females won't find them repulsive from 100ft away) and they see that there is no need to be in SJW just so they might get laid in some point in the future.

I fully support all male bonding activities, no matter who engages in them.

>>131156855
Because they are disgusting weak numales.

>>131113710
Kek

>>131114459
This. Stay vigilant. Never underestimate your enemy.

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>>131113710
man the colored girl at 1:33 is THICC and has a FAT ASS

nice

>>131117362
Roll them the other way.

>>131152396
Not really, but I think I'm physically strong enough for my inexperienced flailing to beat down the average soy-eating libshit

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>>131157709
>DJ Race-mixer
Sounds about right.

>>131113710
>we aren't trying to be a macho gym culture

Lets see what their air punches do when my 200pd body that bench presses 275pds, wrestled, real boxing picks one one them up over my should and slams their head in to the concreate. I've knocked people unconscious this way and we were on a padded mat and following the no heads over heels rule when performing a takedown.

>>131117285
Ze looks Czech.

>>131113710
>https://vimeo.com/222114690
haha oh boy. i swear to god my exes zumba class was more combative than this limpwristed fuckery

>>131157997
fucking kek'd

>>131117362
Dance vol 7 ?

>>131134275
>You mean the faggot who almost got his ass kicked by a fat old man?
His eyes even glazed over in fear and confusion.

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>>131136010
>TFW no official anti Drumpf boxing gloves
My life will never be complete.

>>131152396
Blue belt in Tae Kwan Do

Oy vey

>>131113710
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay but for real though.
If someone has the intent to cause another physical harm you need to be ready at all times. These people are "training" so that they can go out in public and physically assault people who disagree with them, do not underestimate them especially considering a lot of them carry weapons. Would you let a little kid punch you in the balls or stab you? No I don't think so. Be prepared at all times.

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Blacked lives matter, eh?

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>>131161027

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>>131160989
>>131161027
>>131161072

>>131158942
>2017
>Replying to yourself

>>131146621
Name
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Is Aikido a meme?

I did it for a couple months and kinda liked it. It taught me how to take a fall without hurting myself and a couple exercises for alleviating wrist and forearm pain.

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>>131136010
>TFW I'll never train under these grandmasters of patriarchy slaying and minority uplifting
No, I am not worthy of their presence.

>>131161455
Ah so he is a kike his fucking snout gave it away but yeah.

>>131161413
>Is Aikido a meme?
No martial art is a meme. Each of them has some value but the important thing is to understand that 99% of them are not really suitable for a proper street fight. High kicks are a no, anything involving turning your back towards the enemy is a no... I hope you get the point.

>>131125981
>hammer and sickle
>nike logo

the irony escapes them somehow

>>131114459
true

>>131160705
>$500
I've never done boxing but isn't that a bit expensive?

>>131161413
Proper ukemi is always a good thing, so is wrist twisting, but aikido seems to rely more on reaction than action, and there's not much aggression.
Of course aggressive joint breaking is possible, I doubt it is taught, at least for novices.

Judo is alway a good alternative, few people can hit as hard as the pavement.

Karate is... shattered in so many schools it's fucking impossible to say what's legit from name only, too fucking many McDojos.

Boxing is often overlooked as self defense, but it is actually pretty good: boxers can hit from same distance as most karatekas kick, they hit VERY hard and most importantly they know how it feels to get hit.

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terrifying desu ne

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>>131162462
I am truly terrified
>tfw Euro cops could demolish these lanky poofs, and god only knows what the paramilitary police force of America can do to them

>>131160989
>>131161027
>>131161072
>>131161100

Story ?

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>>131162624
A kaff threw a rock at me, I tried to get him but he escaped into the location.

The taxi driver almost killed me with reckless driving then refused to show me his licence which was both a temporary one and expired.

Just another day in the tolerant rainbow nation.

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>>131117362
slay them with my sword

>>131120267
even the french do it better than these """""americans"""""

identitarian in lyon, france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kovmxpE50Gk

gym footage at 7:30

>>131117887
best animal