Qataris Invasion Imminent

>>131111801
Mexico get

>>131111801
rolling

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>>131111888
>88
Well it's kind of like Mexico I guess

>>131111801
Please be a white maj country

>>131112053
Fuck yeah based poland

>>131111801
RELL

>>131111888
What do my trips get me?

>>131111801
Alright, babe, just don't fuck me up like you did last time...

Why do people want to ruin Quatar? Can someone tell me the story?

>>131111801

rollo tomassi

>>131112287
They are hostile towards the (((chosen people)))

>>131112337
kuwait

wtf

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>saudi arabia telling other people to stop supporting terrorism

>>131111801
Hey

>>131111801
roll

>>131111801
let's see here...

>>131112636
I shall become a k-pop singer is worst korea

>>131111801
gimme a good one

>>131110910
>close Al Jazeera television, curb ties with Iran, shut a Turkish base and pay reparations,
>shut a Turkish base and pay reparations,


WAR

>>131111801
rollan

>>131111801
>>131112736
YES, JUST HIT THE JACKPOT BABY!

unless lil fatty pulls some shit

>>131111801
rollan

>>131111801
rolling to get aborted

>>131112169
A fat cock in your mouth

>>131112933
free choice.... Iceland then

>>131111801
>>131111801
>>131111801

>>131110910
Rolling

>>131112287
Essentially:
>Middle Eastern Cold War
>Factions: Saudis + Egypt vs. Turkey + Iran
>Saudis have strong influence over Gulf Cooperation Council (all those little countries surrounding it)
>However, one such little country (Qatar) hasn't been as anti-Iran as the others, and had been trying to position itself as kind of a middle-man between Saudis and Turkey
>Saudi Arabia convinced a bunch of other countries to sanction Qatar, using the excuse that Qatar supports terrorists in Syria (in reality, nearly everyone is supporting one terrorist faction or another in Syria, including the Saudis).
>Rather than cave instantly like the Saudis hoped, Qatar deepens ties with Iran and Turkey
>Saudis issue ultimatum: accede to some ridiculous demands within 10 days
>Qatar has already said they're not going to
We'll see what happens on July 3...

>>131112169
>a worm in the bowel of a dog
Looks like you're a Mexican in the next life.

>>131111801
go go go

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>>131110910
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why Qatar is receiving such heat?

Closing all the Al Jazeera channels worldwide seems drastic as fuck.

Im totally unaware of what is happening there.

Also, what are the ods of this shit being actually been pushed by jews in the american deep state in order to force Trump into betraying his word and going into another war????

>>131113177
sooner than that

watch what happens when ramadan ends

the arabs demanded that turks close their qatar base

its all ogre

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>>131111801

>mfw Paraguay is in the list but Uruguay isn't.

>>131113377
See
>>131113177

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Filler 'er in. What else?

>>131113394
Could be right. The military situation in Qatar is tricky: not only is there that Turkish base, there also happens to be a major US base there as well. Qatar itself is basically indefensible geography, but the Saudi military is amazingly incompetent and there's no telling what the US would do in the event they invade Qatar.

>>131113771
Uh, I didn't mean to fill Oman.

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>>131110910
OHHHH SHHHIIIITTTTT!!11!!!!11!11!

>>131110910
Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates have sent a 13-point list of demands apparently aimed at dismantling their tiny but wealthy neighbor's two-decade-old interventionist foreign policy which has incensed them. Kuwait is helping mediate the dispute.

so some of the dirtiest in the game are yelling at qatar to stop terrorist ties and the cuckhold to all of them (kuwait) is trying to get everyone to chill?

but yeah they should kick the turks out

>>131112744
Redpill me more. You seem to know how all relations are between Qatar Iran and the Arabic world + roaches

>>131110910
sage

It's happening

Digits confirm

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>>131110910
FUUUUUUUUU-
*gets bombed*

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I feel sorry for the amercians that will die for the glory of House of Saud.

>>131113771
Yemen is under Civil War the moment; renders it out of play. Iraq is likewise understand and will not pick either side (but it's going to end up in Iran's sphere as the US lacks the political will to maintain a presence there).

The rest of the GCC (Kuwait, UAE, Bahrain, and Oman) will go Saudi. There's some indication Oman is something to Qatar, but frankly I don't see that holding.

>>131113377
>What are the odds of this being pushed by the Jews...?
100%, as a rule. In all seriousness, though, Israel has been playing kingmaker in the competition for per in the Middle East basically since before it existed as a real country. In this conflict they're going to support the Saudis, but they can't be too overt as that would be counter-productive for both domestic politics and for the regime they're supporting.

>>131114077
i just know that turks hate arabs because muh ottoman empire and thats about it

the arabs are demanding the turks close the base

Fucking fight already Jesus, pussies

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>>131110910
First Qatar, then Iran. NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! SHADILAY!

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>>131115107
I'm just waiting for the Iranians to pull something ballsy and basically send thousands of troops to support Qatar.

>>131110910
NATURAL GAS ETFS TO SKYROCKET

INVEST IN FRACKING

LITERALLY LOOKING AT 100% RETURNS THIS WEEK

>>131110910
I am really torn with this
I dont like Qatar but I think Iran is the best country in the region
Saudis are subhumans
also when Qatar gets bombed into oblivion there will be no world cup in this shit country
pls let is happen

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>>131115567
Not a bad idea.

>>131110910
If Yemen can happen so can this rich ass country

>>131115150
What has Turkey to do with the Qatar conflict? aren't turks irrelevant

>>131115661
>I think Iran is the best country in the region
Hello Hillary. Did you escape to Germany? You will be punished for your crimes.

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>>131113771
this map shows the reaction to the sanctions

it's quite fucked up in there

>>131115661
>I think Iran is the best country in the region

why? because 90% of people on each side don't like these real life shitposters, so you're going to take opposite side to prove how great you are?

Israel is for sure a fucking tumour in ME, but Iran is only making it worse with their Autism and Jihad

>>131115679
Id say invest this weekend because GASL and UNG are up 10% already from June 20th low and -30% YTD return and US stockpiles of gas are up 20% for a five year period. Coupled with an impendnding invasion of one of the largest nat gas exporters in the world, American gas will see a surge in demand and price.

Really hope WW3 happens desu.

>>131116221
qatar has very good relationship with our government. if it wasn't for the shekels they've been pouring in, turkish economy would've collapsed by now after the ""coup""

if a war breaks out between turkey + iran vs ar*bs, they would be destroyed within a week. half of the country hates erdogan but almost everyone in turkey hates saudis so he will have no problem uniting the country under his leadership

>>131116913
now make a map with the % stake that Chevron and Exxon have in upstream arab state oil companies plz.

>>131117511
was that his plan along along? False flag a consolidated turkish government to invade the arabs and reinstate the sultanate?

>>131117511
>Arabs defeating the turkroaches

The saudis couldn't even defeat poor houthis in Yemen when they had the upper hand in every way possible (I mean HOW are you going to lose against dirt poor sandal niggers with outdated cold war equipment when you are a rich country and have high technology weaponry?). I wouldn't be surprised if they failed to invade Qatar and got steamrolled by turkroaches

>>131118350
>Failed to reading comprehension
Disregard post. I suck cocks

>>131117628
I have no idea. since all politics are just show for normies, I'm not buying any of this shit but let's pretend all of this is real

>w*st puts the ruling party in power
>they let in gulenists into government
>gulenists crack down on kemalist elements in army, government and justice system with the help of liberals and leftists
>nationalism, secularism and ataturk's principles are sharted on while liberals and leftists cheer
>peace talks with pkk, they're given every incentive and help, army is ordered to stand down while pkk gains power
>gulenists and government starts a cold war
>secular nationalists say enough, gezi park protests happen
>"fuck the peace talks, lets go back to bombing k*rds"
>government declare war on gulen
>kemalists are released from prison. liberals, leftists and gulenists are thrown into prison
>government embraces nationalism
>erdogan abandons islamists who are anti israel, relationship with israel turns back to normal
>coup
>anti burger, pro ruski propaganda begins
>saudis are still bro tier, iran is enemy
>suddenly saudis become enemies, iran becomes neutral
>qatar shit out of nowhere, government backs them up from day one

shit I forgot what my point was. yeah it's a huge clusterfuck

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Who's the king now bitches

>>131117628
yeah I remembered. they have been pushing this neo ottoman bs since day one. turk nationalism is replaced by ummet, meaning uniting under islam just like ottomans. lots of ottoman tv shows are aired and exported to ar*b countries. the word "turk" is racist now, it's replaced with "turkiyeli". islamists who attack seculars don't go to prison. islamic rhetoric is used everywhere from tvs to government affairs etc

>>131119866
also an*los are suddenly our """friends""" after brexit. so suddenly we find ourselves in close relationship with israel and uk while usa and eu become enemies

>>131110910
>Close Al Jazeera

YES

Fuck this subversive channel.