Why did the Egyptians preserve themselves? Did they know something

>>131095307
No they were retards who thought if your body wasnt preserved you wouldn't go to the afterlife. It's why tombs were also full of treasure. Many primitive civilisations believed wealth would go with you into the afterlife if it was buried with you, and yet it's all still here.

The most successful societies advanced alongside an appreciation for the afterlife and moral demands dictated by higher authorities than man.
There are things the ancient civilizations knew that we will never discover. We only even know how to read ancient Egyptian pictographs through a multi-language edict written by a civilization 2000 years younger than them.
The astounding amount of history that is lost forever and that which is hidden away of course means they knew something we don't.

>>131095307
They removed all the vital organs. Why they thought corpses were going anywhere to begin with, let alone without vital organs, is anyone's guess
Egyptians/not as smart as claimed

they knew that niggers will steal their culture if they don´t

>>131095592

>No they were retards who thought if your body wasnt preserved you wouldn't go to the afterlife.

Nobody but the plebs beleived that. Read the Pyramid texts, their conception of afterlife was WAY more complex than that.

>>131095922
Organs have to be preserve separately otherwise they just rot inside the body. They believed as long as everything was all in the same tomb it'd make its way to the afterlife in the right places

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>>131095859
are you saying it's lost because we can't translate it?
Explain, this is really sad.

>>131095307
I dunno ask a black person. WE

You guys don't preserve yourselves after you die? What kind of sick fuck country are you from?

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>>131095307

we have their dna. no rot on skin, skingraphs + tesla technology = illumanaughty Pyramided.com

they knew the secret to Melanin™Power™.

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>>131096567
that heterosexual white male is pretty white

>>131095307
They pickled themselves with incest.

>>131096281
WUZ

>>131095307
I have a crazy theory.

The entirety of human society and advancement can be decided by one thing and one thing only: the preservation of meat.

The protein from meat is the reason our brains grew larger the way they did. People that could preserve meats for a long time had bigger brains because they were eating meat more often than those who simply hunted and ate that night.

Whites in colder climates had the sheer cold to preserve the meat, so they had time to invent a bunch of stuff. Egyptians didn't have the cold but they had natron, a type of salt which they used to preserve their meats. Chinese also used salts to preserve their meats, but they were already an agricultural superpower so they didn't need to.

This is why niggers in Africa never evolved. They spent all their time hunting food and gathering berries but never figured out to preserve their meat so their brains could get bigger and they could have more time to do other stuff like invent things.

>>131095307
We should thank them, if the druids of england did this we would know so much more.

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>>131096458

>implying
>implying
>implying

don't make me go castle liechtenstein on your bitchass, clown shoes.

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>>131096178
With Ancient Egypt, pictographs could not be read because the writing language had gone extinct thousands of years ago. However, the Rosetta stone, which held a decree written in three languages, Old Greek (which we knew), common pictograph (which we didn`t know) and heiroglyphs (which we also didn`t know). Through this stroke of luck we finally understood. However for other civilizations which did not cross-translate this is not possible, and their knowledge, beliefs, and cultures will be gone forever; unless we invent some crazy universal translator.

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>>131097126
>castle liechtenstein

>>131095307
They knew that thousands of years later niggers were going to try to steal their history, so they preserved themselves as evidence

>>131096843
what about lions and crocodikes
why arent they smart

>>131095307
Humans have this fascination with hoarding their dead.
I mean why build tunnels out of human remains?

>>131096127
its still not real either way so whatever.

the myth of osiris and isis is strikingly similar to christ and other "dying deity" type gods.

>>131095592
Funny how thy was buried with actual goods. Rather then dying to a bank telling you you're worth billions.

>>131097385
do they preserve their meat?

>>131095592
Jokes on you. They gonna clone them and that very clone will press charges on the museums in order to get his stuff back!

>>131097334
heuheu

Narcissism

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>>131097185
fuck. I wonder it with the help of really advanced AI which could use an advanced algorithm this would be possible some day. Imagine translating these plates in 10 years and finding out all sorts of crazy cool stuff.

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>>131095592
You are the retard fuckstick brainlet.

Their concept of the Human-Body, Mind and Spirit/"Soul" was some next level shit for a bunch of people who loved thousands of years ago.

Look up the concepts of the "Ba" and the "Ka"

When you understand what these modern technocrat fuckers are trying to talk about as
>le reality is a simulation meme
you will understand that the Egyptian Priests were WAY ahead of the game there.

OR you could just carry on like you know everything and look like the idiot most people are too kind to call you out on being in public.

>>131095859
I can fly thru space nigger. They gave us what we needed, and then the World corrupted itself. I think the lot of you are asswipes and too fucking stupid to see the grand scheme. No matter how big your fucking nose or shitcock is.

>>131095307
Well their DNA is preserved and will be for millenia if their Sarcophagi remain intact.
They probably knew something we don't.

There was this documentary with a woman narrator from like a year back, that said that all the Megalithic structures from around the world could be of the same civilization. Can't seem to find it though.

>>131095307
Before the white devil came and stole civilization and magic from the kangz of Khemet, these rituals enabled powerful shamans to resurrect the dead.

>>131098291
>ba
>ka
kill yourself, whatever the egyptian equivalent of a wheaboo is

>>131098354
why seal them in tombs then when you could resurrect them? or did the pharohs want to die? doesnt make sense

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>>131095307
>Why did the Egyptians preserve themselves?
so thousands of years later they could prove to the world they wasn't niggers.

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Cucked much ?

>>131098833
The details were lost in the whitewashng of history that was carried out after whites stole civilization.

>>131096746
MUMMIEZ

>>131099010
you didnt understand my question i guess. the pharohs are dead and were sealed inside their tombs right? why werent they alive from being resurrected instead?

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