Brit/pol/ - The Hat Edition

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reminder that brit/pol/ traditions are under threat from newmods and spies (nick loweles, hope not hate, searchlight magazine) that don't understand our ways and are probably gerries or kekistanis too

https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-adopt-britcoin-as-digital-currency-for-united-kingdom
https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-adopt-britcoin-as-digital-currency-for-united-kingdom
https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-adopt-britcoin-as-digital-currency-for-united-kingdom

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>NOTHING INTERESTING IS FUCKING HAPPENING

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world African countries?

79 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

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>>131089356

Is this what Americans think banter is?

>>131089416
Ctrl+V

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hope you have a nice night boys

>>131089356
>multiculaturalism

American education

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doop doop

>>131089258
>That stuff is bad but it's ultimately the fault of the consumer. It is them who are lazy and greedy, it is them who make excuses for their weight. How is that I can eat food with that stuff in but I've never been a fatso? Because I took personal responsibility for my own wellbeing and didn't expect corporations and government to be my parents.
Not everybody expects/anticipates being fed poison, and the effects take years to manifest to the point where the consumer realises he has a problem
>>131089356
>This number increases everytime you post this

>>131089131

anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night?

whish i did- but she dumped me!

too mmuch time on /pol/
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Based rightly so probably got banned for 3 days for posting tinder conversations, yet posters telling people to drive vans into mosques remain untouched.

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REMINDER that Britain is going to die and fucking deserves it

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It's Eid al-Fitr on Sunday lads!

How are you celebrating?

>>131089608
>Not everybody expects/anticipates being fed poison, and the effects take years to manifest to the point where the consumer realises he has a problem
There is no excuse for being a fat cunt. Businesses can bake all the cakes they want but it is YOU that chooses to ram them down your throat. Fuck fatties and fuck apologists.

Rightly So is a Mong

All those Muslims and ethnics in the Tower blocks (Ghettos) are gonna be rehoused in plush pads.

>>131089763
>Businesses can bake all the cakes they want but it is YOU that chooses to ram them down your throat.
But it is not the obvious stuff like cakes that are causing this is it?

Anyone else watching crystal maze?

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Strong desire to impregnate Rachel Riley

>>131089356
>My son is African

>>131089746

Is this the debut of this pic? It's fucking brilliant.

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>>131089343
YOU HAVE BEEN SPOILED
DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO HAPPENINGS MY FRIENDS, OR YOU WILL RESENT THEIR ABSENCE

>>131089941
Watching Peter Kay

>>131089920
No it's not, it's gluttony that causes it.

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Any of you lads having a pint after a shit week?

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>>131089496
You too m8

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>>131089687

The mods are limp wristed plebian faggots with nothing but contempt for us lovely folk. This is a well known fact.

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http://rawmilk.simkin.co.uk/index.html

>>131090004
JUST ONE HAPPENING

JUST ONE MORE!

>>131090003

learn2 filename my son.
>that jpeg has been downloaded from the fourth channel more than once.

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>>131089343

>>131090078

Totally fucked up her face with that botox, what in the fuck.

>>131090086
they deleted a karenpost last thread

>>131089917
>As for the emotion based argument, have you tried discussing how immigration is harming the natives?
Leftists don't care about how it damages the natives of European countries lad.

OUR MOTHER SAID WE COULD BE SISTER AND BROTHER

>>131089343
Except for the slow but sure destruction of Europe and the extermination of the white race but who cares about that lmao

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>>131090172
>he doesn't name his files like old 4chan filenames

>>131090341
YOU HAD ONE SHIP ON THE WALL

AND WHEN I CAME ROUND TO CALL

YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ME AT ALLLLLLLL

Is it Glastonbury lads?

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>>131090018
Not all of it. I'll stop apologising for fat cunts now.
>>131089852
Reminder Rightly So said he'd get a tattoo if the ded count at the Kensington Khalifa reached more than 10

>>131089982

Rachel "slav sucker" Riley

>>131089941
no lad touching me willy

>>131089356
your dog is shit

>>131090434
WON'T IT BE STRANGE WHEN WERE ALL FULLY GROWN

Anyone know why /are/ lad Rightly So got banned?

>>131090364
That's not interesting, that's slow and boring.

I can't watch that unfold live on the telly with a pizza, can I?

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In an alternative time line where Leave won by 71 per cent-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSXOVPe4ugI

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How many toffs at glastonbury right now thinking to themselves WHEN DO THEY PLAY CREEP?

>>131090482
yes, mashallah

Who /HomeandAwaythemetune/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8SpHSSNx4

>>131090434
Wasted lad

>>131090285
>Leftists don't care about how it damages the natives of European countries lad.
This is true. Central to the way most lefties think is a power analysis. They view anyone with power or wealth (i.e the wealthy west) as inherently bad or evil. It is assumed that they only got their power or wealth by stealing or exploiting those without power or wealth (i.e. third world shitholes). Therefore in their mind morality demands that the powerful yield to the weak.

They can not even contemplate that differences in wealth or power could arise because some groups just do civilization better. All humans and cultures are equal to them.

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>>131090270
The absolute state of them wanting to turn this place into reddit. It's quite clear this place has been compromised, is there anywhere else you can get the authentic Brit/pol/ experience?

>>131090482
Yeah radiohead live right now

Absolute wank though
The entire lineup is wank

>>131090633
Didn't even know Kek

>>131090434
m8.... woodchip

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>>131090664
how?

>>131090720
Agreed it is. There's nothing interesting going on in music atm for me

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>>131090682
i dunno m8 but brit/pol/ aint brit/pol/ anymore

>>131090754
que?

>>131089356
Please stop posting this. Also kys.

>When you're so cynical and jaded you see 'agendas' everywhere

Watching Crystal Maze and when they listed off the celebs all I could think of were

>disabled
>black
>woman
>gay
>mentally disabled woman
>Wow how very diverse Channel 4!

:(

>>131090813
Liquid Bread

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What's Bong pols opinion on Ron Paul?

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>>131090654
>That last 'Home and awaaaaay..'

Just as lovely as I remember it being, thanks for posting.

>>131090720
Radiohead are wank.

Ed Sheeran just makes me depressed and tearful, tbqh.

Everything else just enrages me.

>>131090813
Why did he fuck that?

>>131090720
Still gutted I didn't get a ticket. Fuck seetickets and their shitty website.

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>>131090583
You're right, I hope there's a heaven

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>>131090968
who?

>>131090880
true
I have to restrain myself from constantly pointing it out to others
in case I look mad

>>131090874
Sorry you had to see that you pretty little snowflake.

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>>131090622
>That man is 46 years old

>>131090654
You picked a good era too - thought this would be one of the recent ones.... nice pick lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSLL9XDVXLE

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Thom Yorke's singing his song wrong and it's annoying

WHO ELSE HERE /BRUM/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXqQTE5p9pQ

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>>131089356
I feel like a bad parent giving you attention and spoiling you when you should just be left alone but there we go.

>>131091035
And yet you watch it anyway.

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FUCKING DEFEND THIS RACISTS

THIS BASED BLACK WOMAN IS CALLING YOU OUT FOR BEING THE MOST RACIST WHITES IN THE ENTIRETY OF EUROPE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KcqZ3-6zM

https://youtu.be/_CvHjEkhxJQ

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>>131090836
i..it's still fun lad

>tfw woke up this morning covered in celtic/ pagan symbols and runes in sharpie

think I drank too much
they won't come off either

>>131090821
That's because it's all uninspired shit

>>131090982
>Ed Sheeran
Kill yourself. Ed Sheeran is not a musician, he's a fucking entertainer. Utter garbage.

>>131091011
Only glampers and faggots go anyway now
It's full of bellends, no one interesting goes to this shit

>>131090720

The Pretenders sounded like high school kids covering their own songs.

Live gig sound being shown on TV is often totally absymal for some reason, you'd think they'd know how to do it by now.

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>>131090682
>>131090836
i got warned for asking for pictures of slags during the heatwave. i'll probably get banned for "complaining" next. Karenposting and Slagposting are quintessentially biitish passers of time

>>131091130
>in britain, even the cars are monitoring citizens' activities

>>131090679
Spot on. So I'm taking the angle in my argument of saying immigration hurts the countries the immigrants leave, which is true, and that we need to do more to help those potential immigrants in their own land.

>Many of those who embark upon the journey to fair Europe in search of a more fruitful life are among the few people in their home country with relatively good health, wealth, education and, most important of all, the tempered passion that drives them unhesitantly onward through the trials and tribulations inherent in journeys of such magnitude. It is these people who owned market stalls, farms and cars back home and it is upon these people that their villages relied to serve them through their business. When these people leave for a new life they trade in their businesses, homes and cars for a one way ticket aboard an airliner and when that trade is made those left behind in the old village are suddenly thrust in to an existence of unsurety as they fumble over the looming problem of how they're now going to get the food, clothes and medicine they need. So for every person I see walking down our European streets with their heads held high and a beaming smile arcing from ear to ear I know there may well be a whole village half a world away desperately scrambling for scraps of food to feed their sick and aching children. The joy of seeing a new friend living happy and free is quickly smothered by the gut wrenching blanket of despair brought on by the idea that maybe everything we've done to help has been a hindrance for those we don't see.

>>131090622
>How many Bearded, Hipster Clad, middle aged white men are at Glastonbury right now, thinking they're down with the kids by listening to Grime in 2017

>>131091183
Go onto their latest video. Some geezer is calling them out on it.

Just cranked one out to Alison Brie tbqh.

>>131091259
Never said he wasn't an entertainer, just said his music depressed me to no end. Can't help but tear up, tbqh

>>131090654

Has there ever been a better TV theme tune?

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turns me on desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ubnquYK7Vv

so musical to non germans

>>131091260
It's because the music is garbage. Live bands on Jools holland, etc, can sound better than actual recordings.
The entire lineup for Glastonbury is shite this year.

Radiohead are at least musicians and artists in their own right, the rest of the fucks playing are all entertainers.
Who even listens to these people? It's just good looking rich kids playing trust fund pop

>>131091273
slagposting is on the edge desu but karenposting is completely acceptable

guess they've just got too many redditors here now

>>131091373
>wanking to a clothed female

weirdo

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>>131091116

This image nearly gave me a nostalgia siezure.

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>>131090556
>FREE THE TRIPFAGS

Maybe something to do with his Tinderposting last night. Think Pubes trip got banned too.

>boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/131001602

>>131089343
Yes check the news, sky news,

Evacuation of 5 tower blocks and 800 households because of cladding

>>131091273
Agreed, Karenposters may be cancer but they're OUR cancer

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>>131091517
>clothed

>>131091517
The clothes just make it hotter

>>131091380
You're a faggot then
His music makes me tear up and want to kill myself it's that bad. I'd rather listen to a toilet flushing eternally

To think people actually pay for that garbage makes me laugh

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>>131091373
top jewess desu

>>131091130

Aye lad but as a parent rather than a child - still holds very fond memories for me though.

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Has anybody made a gif of Theresa Mays massive facial tic that she did today/yesterday? How embarrassing. We have an actual mong for PM lads.

>>131091391
Blake's 7 intros is vastly superior.

>>131091391
Time to get the big guns out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRkwNC9Ms4

>>131091286
Many cars unironically have cameras now for various things that can be hacked and used by the security services

>>131091391
Obligatory at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

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>>131091614

His convos were fucking hilarious, what a sour, dour, tripping on meagre power cunt you must have been to have him banned over that.

>>131091517
>He can't wank to a woman in clothes
Know how I know you watch porn?

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>>131091778
>>131091391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaYonB4G40c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaYonB4G40c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaYonB4G40c

>>131091778
beat this intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2QJj3Nbyb0

>>131091647
I'm not a faggot, but hearing some of his popular songs just makes me want to cry. They fill me with a regret and despair so deep I can't even manage to properly articulate it.

I suppose, the best way I can describe it is that it fills me with a deep, heavy melancholy that I cannot shake for hours. A feeling of self-induced inexperience...

>>131089356
You are wrong
read pol everyday to find out why
Start tomorrow
Don't post again
Right, you can fuck off now

>>131091391
https://youtu.be/RbMUn2bXy2Q
alternatively
https://youtu.be/g9ZVWMPuZ2c

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GOOD MORNING

Also Sweeney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99O6oTJVHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99O6oTJVHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99O6oTJVHo

>>131091778
>>131091901

Is it that time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1VRYXQVCpo

>>131092009
Kys, that came up next on my Youtube suggestions after Minder

>>131092125
hey not bomby rimmy :)

>>131092125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8t3jA-krc

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>>131092142
My dude

>>131091183
Nah.
Wots a 'racist'

>>131091763
>>131091778
>>131091901
>>131092009
>>131092074

Kek lads you're spoiling me - mind you, that Thames TV intro almost brought a nostalgic tear to my eye.

>>131091477

Good point lad.

>>131091901
>steerpike is Master Brew

I knew it

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>>131091391
Max and Paddy
Red Dwarf

>>131091517
>>131091373
he's probably watching that new ladies wrestling show on netflix. she gets her tits out in that i hear

>>131092368
Me too. Do you think we'll get banned for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCFVEvZvo3g

>>131091273
Why did they assume the gender of slags?
In cock-knee pathos slag refers to either sex.

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>>131091391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fCqgGP_EIc

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeu6UVYKz0

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yof1HJthzIk

>>131092531
if they ban brit/pol/ do we go public?

>>131091614

Fug I was in that thread and it was such a /comfy/ chat too.

>Free the Tripfags!

HAPPENING:

FIVE TOWER BLOCKS EVACUATED IN CAMDEN

>>131092521
That's the one.

>>131092125

The Sweeney theme is so gripping yet tasteful.

>>131092521
M8
https://youtu.be/nSxN1souf2U
oof

What channel is the Festival of Cuckoldry and Faggotry live on?

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>>131092190
Hello

>>131092640
this isn't a happening

>>131092629
Dunno lad, I might just rejoin the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxv6bDc7LQ4

>>131092702
Live on iPlayer, bbc one I guess?

>>131092640
>>131092768
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

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>>131092702
Will only tune in when the terror attack happens

>>131091391
Lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E

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>>131092170
Obvious choice was obvious

>>131089244
Fuck off you MI5 spy I'm not daft I can see right through you

>>131092531

Kek hope not - another good tune there.

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>>131089687
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching question time together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about politics and only politics
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch this week, have fun
>show is over, talk about our favorite policies and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A POLITICS BAR MEANT FOR POLITICS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude QT is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A POLITICS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY POLITICS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

>>131092816
It's a precautionary measure. They're desperate to avoid another shitshow like Grenfell

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>>131092609
Some more Saturday stonkers-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpSPw7tIvQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuzSPmsNzQ

>tfw I was doing some scenic work on the model railway and just randomly started singing this out loud

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>>131092684
not gonna lie. i only watched later series of red dwarf for kochanski

>>131092655
bit disappointing weren't they

>>131092640
nah it's just councillors getting people out before they burn down and get arrested for murder

>>131092629

#brit/pol/livesmatter

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>>131092684
Absolute choon, so many feels

>>131091391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17zIiCLvBk

>>131092640
Nah, not a proper happening at all,come back when they're burning down

>>131092640
Because the other fire was deliberate and the gov knows this. That's why this is so urgent.

Or the gov did the other fire so they could cause this reaction to solve their urban gentrification issues.

>>131092768
>More than 800 households evacuated
I'm pretty sure that has big political implications

Maybe riots with bored unhoused youths in summer, according to Sky news they are being forced to sleep on airbeds in leisure centres

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I always tolerated Karenposting, never saw it as the best type of posting but always appreciated it as a part of our threads, but hearing some well meaning karen posting cunt got banned.... well, time to take up the mantle desu.

>Did anyone else want to fug the moon?

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>tfw you can remember when the BBC news theme was dramatic as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HWQNcKmqIw

>>131092816
>OH NOES WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE EVEN LIVING IN TOWER BLOCKS WITH FLAMMABLE CLADDING
>you're right, you should all evacuate until we can verify that it's safe
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVACUATING US YOU CAN'T MAKE US LEAVE

>>131093068
forgot vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrL_F6tnT4

>>131092531

Beautiful.

>>131092609

I forgot Noels house party was so prog intense.

Crystal Maze is pinnacle patrician.

>>131092629
>>131092775
>>131092953

Kek - if they do I might get to do something more productive with my time rather than shitposting on a Tibetan basket-weaving board.

Ayoade isn't too bad on Crystal Maze tbqh. Think I preferred Merchant when he did it but it's fine either way.

>>131092957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWxcx4msBMA

I am not sure the present government is ideal for the current situation (politics)

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>>131092684

>>131091183
that's code for 'out of all the peoples in europe, we want your money the most'

>>131092812
BBC4 has something Glasto related on, not sure if it's live though.

>>131093142
holy fuck mate
I was just singing that to myself earlier today

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Posted this in another thread a while back, but I think I'll make you guys feel slightly more comfy.

>be an American living and working in the UK for a few years
>live in Suffolk, every other week there's a terror attack
>trying to ignore it, going to sightsee less in the cities and more in the country
>volunteering at WW2 museums

I've met some of the greatest people I'll ever meet on the backroads of East Anglia. Pat who let me hold his rifle from South Africa and showed me his tattoo from his service in Ceylon; Dan who showed me around Norwich and talked with me about BBC and how the government is indoctrinating kids with the programming; Pete, who's a biker and has a lot of shady friends, and I think has a past with neo-Nazis but is reformed now; Squires, who is a Korean war vet and tells me I look like the Americans he saw as a kid based in Norfolk.

England is comfy as fuck, and every single Brit I talk to who isn't gay or lives in the city thinks like an American. They want guns but have no lobby, they want less immigration but don't want to sound racist, they know culture is falling but think it'll fix itself.

Separatism is on the rise though. I feel like things could get really bad, but there will always be the rural people and blue collar workers (literally the Proletariat) who hold it together.

Rule, Britannia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3HfGLThpaw

I'm really worried Yewtree is going to unearth something about this lad, tbph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiFNt8nGffA

>>131091391
the superted end theme is a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8jfggT-BMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzPD78tqqM

>>131092934
Kek

>>131092609

It's a busy piece of music kek - it was around this time that I had better things to do with my Saturday nights, but good suggestion though lad.

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Lads, lads lads.

All this talk of TV themes of the 80s and 90s when it was all about the adverts.

Open up a new window. get yourself a drink and some snacks and settle in for over 2 hours of comfiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJC_oQ5cyc4

>>131092934
pretty god m8 you write that? we should get that ol' pepe maker guy to make a janitor one

>>131093371
I prefer to watch old Public Information Films, to be perfectly honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqRNUUOk7s

I shan't be celebrating Armed Forces Day, thank you very much. No one has as much respect for the military as me, but AFD is a sham, an artificial day created by Blairite faux-patriots who secretly despise our great military history. The same people who make sure that modern British children know nothing of Nelson and Wellington, Agincourt and the Armada (or if they do, in an anti-British way, remember when a school asked children to imagine being Spanish soldiers and reasons why they would want to invade us?) and obliterating previous day's of celebration such as Trafalgar and Waterloo Day, until they saw the need for the plebs to like the military they use.

Before we used to celebrate the great victories of BRITAIN (Trafalgar and Waterloo Day), now it's about the service of LGBTQI+ people in the YEWKAY armed forces.

>>131092934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IVwvbPBrIk

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>>131091901
Evening Master Brew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uLPDhCgS8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2dpq4sExgs

Current affairs programmes used to have the best theme tunes.

Got a couple of quid lying aroud, anyone know of a dominatrix worth a bout?

>>131093271
>literally stolen from this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

I vote that we consider twitter

>>131093271
The none indoctrinated aren't so different, you and I.

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>>131089356

>American Banter

>>131089356
My dog is haram
My coffee is haram
My IT is haram
My car is being pulled by a donkey
My food is halal
My TV is tuned to al jezeera
My diamonds are seized for jizya
My licorice is haram
My computer is haram
My wine is haram
And I am a Brit

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>>131090836
never forget

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>>131092934
kek, you have surmised their intrusiveness, pettiness and general repulsiveness wonderfully here

>>131092836

Thanks lad - I like the way some of the older shows used big brass in their theme tunes. They seem to have moved away from that now.

anyone have to watch look and read in school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Gq17O-HRc

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>>131093075
>lol 1988
>terror attack known and warned about in advance, still happened
>nearly 30 years later, government still using 'known to security services' as an excuse'

>>131093271
this desu. i love british people. they're the warmest, most genuine people in the world, and they're mine.

>>131092877

Evening lad.

>>131093817

Magic magic E!

Indeed...

>>131093817
I used to hate that writing wizard cunt. Not a patch on El Nombre

https://youtu.be/-YgpC0Vs-eE

Anyone else remember these fucking things?

Absolutely fucking horrific!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dA3mYnu5Io

if jc becomes pm i'll get pokemon card instead of the state issued gf

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Go to this link at 00:06:00 and watch Theresa Mays massive face spasm. She's a proper twitching mong lads.
Please can someone make a gif of this?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0KNTimVYfU

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>>131092934

Really jogs my noggin'

>Free the Tripfags!

>>131093283

Brilliant songwriting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8

Such high level prog for a kids theme.

>>131093692
If they're some of those new shiny ones leave em outside and I'm sure Mistress Magpie will be bounding your way in no time

>>131094014
remember the one with the ginger kid. that were scarier than anything

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>>131094113
>this desu. i love british people. they're the warmest, most genuine people in the world, and they're mine.

Also planning a trip to Norn Iron with my family, suggestions appreciated.

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>>131093692
>this could literally be you in less than one hour

wish I was english lads

>>131094196
You are going to be disappointed

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>>131089708

The globalists have won.

>>131094139
>and his engine's bright green

I never understood this.

I'm making the mistake of watching the Last Leg.

Already pissed off desu and it's been on about 5 minutes.

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>>131093371

>>131091127
>expecting a live song to be like the album version
>listening to male vocalists
>thom with an h
the absolute state

>>131094014
NI always had the best ads for this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJbbs29ASo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJqw--DGl8

>>131094231
North Antrim and around Strangford Lough

>>131094276
are you colour blind?

>>131094276
Bright and clean you silly tart

>>131089852
Has rightly came back since he was outed as a homo?

>>131092957

Got that proper 80s synth vibe too.

>>131094225
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4KFAj6JTiM

>>131094276
*quite clean*

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>>131093843
>It wasn't Libya
>It was Libya
>It wasn't Libya
>yfw it was never Libya

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>>131020283
This fuck got Rightly So banned :/

>>131093654

Both of these are like psychadelic 60s freak out songs kek.

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>>131094231
I honestly don't know why I selected your comment, I think I refreshed the page weirdly? Idk my laptop is like 15 years old.

Offer still stands to anyone who lives a stones throw from the path here, I could tote you along or buy a drink or something. Staring rural and ending up in Bristol from Saturday to Sunday, also seeing the Rhodes House on the way down, in Oxford.

I need to have a comfy travel thread some time. This country has some of the best hiking in Snowdonia and Cornwall

TWO QUID
W
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Q
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>>131094298
I saw one episode where Grayson Perry was on and he said he finds it more fun to make fun of liberals and the host had a look like he thought that was the dumbest he's ever heard, he was like "hurr hurr, yeah, you stupid liberals!" He genuinely has no self-awareness when it comes to politics and is such a deluded lefty

>>131094358
>1:35

My brother started laughing when that was played in the cinema once and this old lady kicked off at him big time, ranting about road racing and big exhausts

>>131094298
Adam Hills is full of shit. He doesn't have a leg to stand on

>>131093700
A lot of British, American and Irish songs are influenced by eachother.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4

>>131094558
kek

>>131094558
Good

>>131093295

High camp in places - quite a tune though.

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>>131094014
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_r1UiNZ3G4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw

https://youtu.be/9ki99YBVKyw?t=45

https://youtu.be/9ki99YBVKyw?t=45

>>131094605
What are some other words that Yanks shouldn't say?

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>>131092511
>>131093614
>tfw just enjoy the tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfO_QQWD1g

alright laddos I'm going to go out on a limb and say the best children's show music these days is from Lazy Town

Not even America can compete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ERpyzdIqSk

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>>131094605
U wot. I'm as Britbongish as you

>>131094754
Mate

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

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>>131094558
Hahahaha fucking hilarious, do you have the one after? She wrote loads back so she must have been keen.

>>131094406
>North Antrim
Thanks lad, the fucking country here is beautiful. Brits should know how starry-eyed most Americans are when they see it, don't take your country for granted!

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>>131094780
HAHAHAHA he is master brew

you slimy fuck

>>131094196
>6% lead to 3% lead in 1 week
corbyn btfo

>>131094754
I really fucking hate it when a yank says bonkers.

>>131094558
Post the one where she asks for his background (in the context of work history and education) and Rightly says "White British. You?"

>>131094558
non-fiction surely.

>>131094558
lmao. is the guy in that screenshot RS?

>>131094851
Always makes me wince when Henning Wehn says "mate".

fair and serious offer

>>131094754
Wanker and twat. Especially as I've heard them pronounce it 'twot'

>>131094627
They're all fucking insufferable. Constantly talking down Britain and assuming every single person loves the EU and hates white people. Total cuckoldry.

>>131094637
kek

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>half past 8 on a Friday night
>LET'S EVACUATE 5 HIGH RISES
>turn on the telly, 31yo Labour posh girl in charge of the council telling you you need to go elsewhere for four weeks

Hysterical.

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>>131094928
christ, he's so autistic

>>131094924
>says bonkers.
we kinda say that over here too. Not frequently, but sometime a crazy person or situation can be described as bonkers.

>>131094857
That's the only one I can find. Fag mods must have deleted the others.

>>131094743
Based Worzel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPEoy_kgj8

>>131094855
at least RobinhoodUKIP stays anonymouse

>>131094928
Mods deleted all the others sadly.

>>131093371

It's amazing how so many of these have become ear-worms.

>>131095076
You can't take away Cunt from us. That is the worst word a woman can be called over here.

>>131094978
Yes. He's a madman.

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>>131094855
>watching the day the UK decided to make itself poorer

>>131095126
Don't worry lad, they'll end up in nice luxury apartments.

Some top tier themes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHZKYo_sfGg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgcKPiikV1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG3NxGh2sVg

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don't fuck about with fire lads

especially those living in tower blocks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsp-nrf_8KQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsp-nrf_8KQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsp-nrf_8KQ

>>131093488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKAjgqqS74s

This one scared the shit out of me

>>131094983
Henning Wehn sounds terrible, but can be really funny, like when he said our bombing their cities was "totally unprovoked"

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>>131094978
>>131095300
The bloke is a legitimate autist

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Don't you forget it.

>>131094754
Hearing one say Bugger is more unsettling than any horror film.

Also they drop the h in herb like they're fucking french or something

>>131095131
I took at as him trying to make a joke, not as autism (although he's probably on the spectrum). It was hilarious.

>>131092059
Anyone else like British hip-hop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpRUMREdssk&feature=youtu.be&t=30s

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>>131095313
Whatever you say Eurocuck.

>>131095252
Damn!

>>131094558
>Ah right yeah books... so can we smash or what?

Smooth.

>>131094754
They don't know how to say cretin properly

>>131095313
Money isn't everything faggot

>>131095420
>Also they drop the h in herb like they're fucking french or something
You faggots drop the R in Water and like every other word that ends in R.

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>>131093552
Definetly one of the causes of britians main problems is that our children including me at school were taught a leftist disortion of history.
We were taught about
>what the nig nogs went through with the slave trade.
>how british soilders suffered during ww1.
>how jews suffered in germany and muh six gurrilion!
>how the british empire destroyed and ravaged countries!

Not once during school was i taught about great britons, englishmen and there valliant deeds such as king Arthur, king echbert, Nelson, wellington, bomber harris, cecil rhodes, Churchill etc.

I was simpy taught to hate all wars and treat acts of sacrfice as a waste of life.

Fucking communists infultrating education during the 60s they fucked everything, how can we invoke nationalism within the youth if they are not taught about the heroic deeds of their forebears and if they are they are demonised as blood thirsty warmongers.

>Listening to A Bridge Too Far theme while watching a rerun of the referendum broadcast
REFERENDUM RE RUN LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tTQ8vjV5I

>>131094754
I once called a homeless guy a bum and found out it meant homo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtCNbERKvMs

Lads...

>>131092816

>BREAKING NEWS
>BIG YELLOW TICKER

holy fuck are SKY really that hard up for viewrs, RT had this covered hours ago

>>131095658
this stream is raping my internet

literally 144p

it was better during referendum night

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>>131095611
We don't growl like animals whenever a word ends in r welcome to civilisation

>>131095641
The only parts of WW2 we did was muh holocoasters and muh wymyn making bombers. Total joke

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How do I meet Farage and get his autograph? My friend fucking hates him and I need him to sign something to trigger him.

>>131094558

Not good lad - we need some downtime from politics occasionally, and it was /comfy/ hours.

>this is British culture now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>>131095641
On the bright side, it means that any rebellious youth has to turn to the Right. How can you be rebellious and Left-wing, when the Left are the establishment?

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>>131089356

You're not welcome here, burger.

>>131095868
Are you a girl?
If not it'll be much more difficult (and a lot less hard)

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>>131095447
Yes mate. Jehst is GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GFb9t9Yn2M

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw