Question.

Jew

>>131066205
He was a fucking white male!

>>131066205
I don't

>>131066205
I wish he didn't actually exist so (((historian))) couldn't rhetorically poke holes in his mythos/ character.

Based Jew didn't trust banks.

>>131066205
Who?

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be saved till there is time

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>>131066205
He can't hit a curve ball.

>>131066205
Greatest politician and performance artist since the beginning of Humanity.

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>>131066205
He was born to convince the Jews to change their ways after God's chosen people pissed him off. Basically, Jesus was there to rebrand Judaism and change the bad parts of it. The problem I have with Catholicism is that no man alive is holier than any other. All are on the same level in the eyes on God. Fuck the Pope. The Pope is a fag.

Jew who died like shit for nothing

>>131066205
he's a huge fag

if we weren't held back by religion we could've all been living on mars by now

>>131066205
Our Lord and savior

>>131066205
The Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world. Jesus lives.

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>>131067064

>>131066205
May or may not have exsisted, can't remember. But none of that water to wine magic shut is real

>>131066205
Was a fag and a worthless vagrant.

>>131066906
you would all be jews if it weren't for him

savior

I want to wish UAE anon a nice day

>>131066205
Pretty sure Christianity was created so that the Jews could basically divide the world between Islam and Christianity and conquer everything.

At best Jesus was a Jew who saw how disgusting the higher up priests were and wanted to reform Judaism.

Either way I have no hope for a religion that discourages reproduction and encourages slavery and self sacrifice to save us from the coming shit storm.

>>131067064
truth

>>131067379
strawman

The best life ever lived. He conquered the world without hurting anyone.

>>131066269
/thread

>>131066205
Lazy, always leaves a mess after mowing

>>131066205
Invented by Titus to calm down the Province of Palastinae.
Then got combined with western philosophy and entered Europe.
>inb4 non-european religion

>>131066205
World class scam artist if he actually existed.

>>131068011
>Pretty sure
this guy was there...so he knows.

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>>131066205
I think I don't want to burn in hell so he is my savior.

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>>131066205
Son of God, he made a sacrifice, now his ways have been taken the insane extreme and corrupted by cucks and kikes to the point of complete destruction.
>Christianity needs a hardcore reform to something different from the current state
Also he was the destroyer of Jews.

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>>131066205
Lord and saviour
God bless....god!

>>131066205
The Way, The Truth, The Life

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>>131066205
rate

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Was a cool dude. Jesus & Buddha went into hell Raid style,fucked shit up caged the Beast & set up systems where you are you're own "Warden of sorrows"They send a message-"don't believe anyone who says they speak for us we will speak straight to your heart-Be Excellent to one another"That's what I remember for last Cross over to this dimension.You heard it here on POL of all places the Multiverse is real,here listen to this dude he knows what he's talking about https://youtu.be/BQUcCaWN3Ck

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>>131067588
>Explain
Christianity is basically Judaism (egalitarian proto-Marxism) but without the ethnic component so that it's more palatable to goyim.
>Kek you have to choose between these shitty desert Abrahamist ideologies they're the only real religions.
Fug off m8 desu

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>>131066205
why does that nun have makeup on

bible say makeup bad

>>131068208
That was because you didn't your clean room.

The Romans wrote the Bible in the 1500's, to pacify their slaves. Israel and Egypt were both fictitious ancient places, like ancient Rome and Greece. Ancient Hebrew and Greek are really pirate dialects. Masons faked the ruins to sell the lies. They have hidden our true past from us.

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>>131066205
Seems like a nice guy

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>>131067629
Kek

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>>131070843
that looks more like moses imo

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fanatical jewish reforming rabbi that was killed by the romans. a messianic universalist cult has been named after him.

>>131066269
/thread

>>131066205
pretty based desu

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>>131071111

both were jewy jews.

>>131066205
That's beyond my understanding.

>>131070843
top kek

I respect the teachings of Christ. I don't believe in Yahweh or respect the churches.

>>131066205
123

>>131066205
A kike. In order to be a good Christian you must shove your own head up your ass.

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>>131071507

>turn the other cheek
>love your enemies
>pray for those who persecute you
>sell all your possessions
>salvation is from the jews
>there is neither greek nor jew
>and they brought all things before the apostles, and everything was distributed from each according to their abilities to each according to their needs
>and they had all things in common
>therefore, do not think of tomorrow
>he who lives by the sword will die by the sword
>resist not evil

Why exactly do you respect rabbi yeshua's teachings?

>>131066205
KANG of the Jews

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>>131066376
>be jesus
>hate jewish bankers
>flip their shekel tables in the market
>jews sperg out and crucify me
>make everyone hate jews for eternity

tfw jesus was the best Nazi of all time.

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>>131072170
based jesus

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>>131072973

that's yeshua bin Yousef al messiah to you filthy goy woman! I was sent to the children of israel, not to dogs like you!

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>>131073354
ye cuz gospel message wasnt preached to the gentiles till after jesus was gone

dont mean he hate gentile

nerd bomber cunt face

A based Jew who was executed for challenging the Jewish/Roman political powers of his day, and preaching a new moral/philosophical order.

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he's not a bad guy. he smells like beans and cheap cologne though

>>131072170
Christianity works/worked in small, homogenous communities. Those values work fine in small town, white America for example.

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>>131074041
>Those values work fine in small town, white America for example.
or do they?

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>>131074041
it dont matter if they dont work or not u fukin fuk

being a christian isnt about utility

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>>131073701

just paraphrasing him and samarian woman.

>23 Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to him and urged him, “Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us.” 24 He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.” 25 The woman came and knelt before him. “Lord, help me!” she said. 26 He replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs

Christianity is Judaism that has simply dropped circumcision and sacrifices to God, because Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice to God.
then paul, who didn't even meet jesus, claimed he had a vision and started to preach to the gentiles. after the wars of the romans against the jews, and the triumph of "orthodox" christianity, gentile christianity was the only thing left standing.

that's basically it.

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>>131073879
>Based kike.
When will this meme end?

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>>131074931
it just means hes preaching to the jews for now until when the time is ready for it to go to the gentiles, he personally is sent there for that , it doesnt say "only"

Matthew 15:24
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

dumb dumb

>Christianity is Judaism that has simply dropped circumcision and sacrifices to God

jews believe in the talmud

-____-

so no its not a fair comparison

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>>131075436

>muh talmud

dummy, jesus wants you to adhere to his version(tm) of judaism, so a judaism without those oral traditions. sola scriptura actually. you can see that. nowhere does he say anything about le trinity, about pope, about whatever.

he wanted to get back to the roots of judaism, without added oral "traditions of men".

>it just means hes preaching to the jews for now

ok buddy. nice rationalization. is this jesus or st paul that is talking?

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>>131075936
catholics arent christian
i agree no pope in the bible

jesus did speak of the trinity tho he claimed to be god and had a father at the same time

hOW DOES THAT WERK???

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>>131076274

>god and had a father

that would be a binity, not a trinity. either way, a lot of the early christians saw jesus just as an adopted man-god, merely a powerful healer and preacher, some thought he was the father himself who had descended,...

>catholics aren't christian

>1 billion people who profess to be christian aren't christian

ok.

>>131076274
>no pope in the bible
peter was the first pope
prove me wrong
pro-tip: you can't

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>>131076715
theyre called unbelievers if they dont accept jesus for who he said he was

>1 billion people who profess to be christian aren't christian

correct

jesus even predicted it in the bible many people who call jesus lord will not even go to heaven

>Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

>>131076715
>1 billion people who profess to be christian aren't christian
well, let's be honest
the world is filled with people like my mother that don't ever go to church and have never read the bible but tell people they are "christian" because they don't know what else to identify themselves as without looking "weird" to their peers

>>131066205
The most perfect man to ever have lived who was also fully the Son of the Father. He paid our price for our sin from our fall and defeated death, rising three days after His execution upon the cross.

>>131066205
He is the Lamb of God, oniichan.

>>131066205
How stupid it is that no one understands that no one by the name Jesus, existed at that time, and in that place. It's not possible. There is no J in the Hebrew alphabet, and no comparison for Jesus in Aramaic. Not to mention given the claimed. Water into wine, walking on water, feeding hordes of people with very little, resurrecting people from the dead. Earthquake supernatural storms. All phenomenal events. Yet, not a single person from that area at that time, thought it pertinent to write anything down, paint a picture, sculpt something. Nothing. Not a single bit of evidence of any of those events exists. Yet we do have similar things from other events from multiple sources that witnessed or at least actually lived at the time and not almost a century later. And even that (the bible) is the only source.
Do I believe that events and places mentioned in the old testament happened or existed? Yes, mainly because of the aforementioned artifacts and evidences NOT from the bible that support it. The new testament is fiction. Most likely a slave religion manufactured by (((them))).

That is what I think of Jesus op.

>>131066205
King of Kings.

>>131067064
If it wasn't for religion we would've all still been living in caves and competing over animals.


>>131074931
Nope. This is why Protestantism is shit.

>>131074537
>create man and woman with original sin
t. IQ 70

>>131066269
>>131068172
>>131071171
Anti-Christian!

>>131078797
>t. IQ 70
god is omniscient and knew they would bite the apple and made them anyway
therefore he created them to do it

>>131079022
>taking Genesis as completely historical
>thinking it was an apple
>thinking God didn't provide a way out

Reading is your friend. Additionally, ask a (non-Protestant) priest.

He was black.

I am proud to call him my lord and savior.

>>131077347

Luke 13
>22And he went through the cities and villages, teaching, and journeying toward Jerusalem. 23Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them, 24Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able. 25When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are: 26Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets. 27But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity. 28There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out. 29And they shall come from the east, and from the west, and from the north, and from the south, and shall sit down in the kingdom of God. 30And, behold, there are last which shall be first, and there are first which shall be last.

Pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything

>>131079400
>believing goat herder fairy tales
k
>Additionally, ask a (non-Protestant) priest.
no, thanks, faggot

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>leader of an apocalyptic levantine cult
our lord and savior

>>131079022

He knew they would bite the apple he also knew everything will be oke in the end

>>131066205
hes cool i guess

>>131080124
Not an argument. Typical of an atheist.
Let's face it: you're just afraid of being wrong.

>>131080639
keep trying
i'm sure you'll convert me if you just keep letting me know of your deep, loving personal relationship with your lord and savior jesus h. christ
put your heart into it....at least offer me a pamphlet and tickets to a "hip" christian music event with "hip" young, modern pastors

>>131080488

or he did not know

/svcheats
/omniscience off

>>131080940
See, uneducated, Protestant-tier things.
"Hip", young pastors and "hip" Christian music? No.

Give me ancient chants, Prostrations and traditional upbringings with depth.

I definitely feel sorry for you, though. You oppose what you do not know.

>>131081332
>You oppose what you do not know.
i feel like you are phoning it in, anon
i get the impression you don't really believe yourself because your level of effort in converting me is shameful
you're lucky god doesn't exist or he would be disappointed as fuck

>>131081645
I don't have to convert you. You have to convert yourself.

>God doesn't exist.
Oh, but there is a God. Atheism is a logically invalid and untenable position based on emotionalism and fallacies.

You'll find out one day. I hope you enjoy it.

>>131066205

The same thing as Celsus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_True_Word

>Celsus concluded that Christians used the explanation of God "testing" them to disguise the fact that their God was not powerful enough to successfully fight Satan, but was instead “helpless”.[11] Celsus wrote that Satan was either a mortal invention used by Christians to frighten others into believing their philosophies and joining them, or if he did indeed exist then he was proof that God was not all-powerful, but rather a weak lesser god and a bad one, for only a vindictive and insecure being would punish mankind for being tricked by an evil that he has been too weak to stop.[12]

>One of the most integral parts of the Roman state religion was reverence and occasional sacrifices for the Emperor, an act that Christians continually refused to participate in, as in their opinion it came too close to idolatry and worship of a God that was not their own. Celsus listed many reasons for how his Roman readers could easily deduce that Christianity was endangering their unity and the stability of the Empire. Christianity originated from Judaism, whose adherents, although living within the Empire, had already revolted against Roman rule several times. This dissension between different factions within Christianity proved to the Romans that Christians who could not even draw together under their own shared beliefs were naturally a divisive people and not only caused friction within their own philosophy but would disrupt the unity of the Empire. Finally Celsus and other Roman writers believed that “Christians are dangerous precisely because they put the advancement of their beliefs above the common good and the welfare of the state”.[19]

Read Mitchell Heisman to discover the parentage of Jesus and why he was the spawn of a Roman rapist and how his half Jew half Roman identity is the key to understanding his philosophy.

>>131081794
>You'll find out one day. I hope you enjoy it.
is this all you've got?
quote some goat scripture
put your heart into it
try to scare me into it with threats of hell and torture
really sell me on it, anon

Jew. And if anyone on /pol/ actually followed (((his))) teachings, /pol/ would be a MUCH different place.

>>131066269
fpbp
/thread
etc.

>>131082154
I would, but the scriptures also say not to give to dogs what is sacred. If you truly care, you can ask a (non-Protestant) priest. Until you are willing to let yourself potentially be wrong and grow, it'd be worthless.

Admit it, you want the threats of fire and torture. You want something to be emotional over, because you're afraid of being loved.

>>131070843
NAISE.

>>131082382
>you're afraid of being loved
keep reaching
tell me i have an uncle that has a name that begins with a "T" or "G" and his spirit is telling you to reach out to me
commit to the con

>>131082848
Sounds more like you have an uncle that touched you and you're angry about it.

But I'm wasting my time with a fool. No longer.

>>131083037
no no no
i'm lost and i crave love and a deep, personal relationship with muh creator!
evangelize to me and show me the error of my ways!

Our lord, the son of God. Amen.

The son of god!

>>131066205
praise the lord!!! i'm so thankful jesus gave Israel - OUR HOLY LAND - to our greatest ally, the Jewish people! without those BASED CONSERVATIVES the Middle East would be entirely Islamic (they don't like gay people, how awful!!!)

but for real. read the genealogy of morals by Nietzsche, he was the OG "muh kike on a stick"