Brit/pol/ - U K I P edition

Happy Independence Day

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>>131062010
I thought everyone would be posting brexit memes by now

>>131062010
Boris Johnson said Independence Day is June 24th.

He is in government so he has more authority of Nigel Farage.

>>131062089
The vote was on the 23rd, that's when the people spoke.

>>131061872
test

machete attack in bham apparently lads?

>>131062067
>now

No, tomorrow (7.5 hours for you guys).

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

My daily post of this (unless it gets updated)

Brit/pol/ QA for non Brits

>>131062089
will you fuck off yank cunt, you've posted this about 5 times the last 10 minutes

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press f to show some damn respect, lads

>>131062156

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>>131062089
MANDATE
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>>131062067
>>131062167
Vote happened on the 23rd anon.

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Damn it feels good to be a Brexit

why is our currency falling? How can Theresa May fuck things up this hard?

We need boris desu, also Moggs as chancellor and based Farage as immigration minister. If Sargon got into politics I would put him in charge of education, the redpills would roll down the line relentlessly

>>131062229
I just posted this and now I realise there is something in his jacket pocket... hip flask??

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>>131062151
Yeah and you found out on the 24th. Therefore June 24th is Independance Day.

>inb4 Declaration of Independence didn't actually come true until years later
We're American. We can do that.

In fact, if an American (Trump) never upstarted the Brexit movement, you guys would still be in the EU.

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>>131061872
Lads....is she alright?

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A real Brexit ass nigga always knows

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>>131062010
Happy indpendance day too lad!
ill be raising a pint to our grand Saviour Nigel on this glourious day of celebrating epic britishness, God save the Queen!

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>yfw labour win in 2022 and re-apply to the EU in all but name

>>131062320
it would have been so good if france hadn't elected macron too. frogs are so pathetic

>tfw I haven't washed in 6 days

feels good

>>131062453
>trump upstarted the brexit movement

Oh my dear boy you are so silly.

>>131062454
"wahey"

>>131062453
Stop being a dumb ass burger.

>Fellow burger

>>131062453
Trump literally put Farage on stage because he wanted to thank Farage for inspiring him to run you obvious shill.

>>131062516
dirty cunt

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>>131062556
>Trump announces presidential campaign in 2015
>defies Obama by saying Brexit would NOT put Britain at the "back of the queue" in trade deals.
>Brexit happens in 2016
>backing the right horse, Trump catapults into the Oval Office

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May makes me miss the old pigfucker

>>131062719
>>131062724
trump is the focal point of the alt-right

you're fucking retarded not to grasp this, we memed him the presidency but you newfags weren't here to see /pol/ last year

>>131062764
shut up you absolute fucking mong

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Terror attacks in non-majority muslim countries since the Finsbury Attack list updated

had to add new rows, the cunts

>>131062856
sure is summer

>>131062848
I'm not a newfag friendo.

I agree that Trump is the focal point of the alt-right, but he came after Brexit and Farage. It was the American media's response to Brexit that gave Trump the idea to play the same cards.

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>>131062010
Embracing the fullness of the simpler life Grandpa Varg would be proud that you relish in the absence of feeding the (((consumeristic machine.)))
Upon having said that good luck finding a qt you can plough who likes the smell of a natural man!

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>>131062491

Quite so. Funny how the only areas that voted Le Pen are the ones closest to UK in terms of location, shipping and the passage of migrants.

>>131062764
>Farage starts UKIP in 1993
>Somehow Trump is the one that 'upstarts' brexit

You're a fucking moron, go suck more jewish and saudi cock with the express consent of your god emperor.

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>>131062848
>alt-right

>>131063106
great response Ahmed

kill yourself

>>131062848
>trump
>alt-right
he isn't even alt-lite

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>>131062819

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>>131062848
Look, I been shitposting on brit/pol/ for years, and been on 4chan for too damn long.

Yes, I understand that Trump is a focal point, but if anyone personifies Brexit it is going to be Farage. Trump was off busy opening golf courses in scotland was about the limit of his involvement.

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>>131062856
Oh alright.

>Trump gets into the Oval Office
>literally the first state meeting is with Britain
>Trump LITERALLY holds Theresa May's hand to help her down the stairs while she begs for a trade deal because he knows she is at his mercy

Tell me again how I'm wrong?

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>>131063178
Trump is an Israeli stooge.

>>131062010
Shit wrong post was meant for the dirty cunt who hasn't showered in 6 days.

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>>131063218
Doesn't Trump have a fear of slopes? I thought that was why he held May's hand.

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>>131062875
Attacker wasn't white you idiot.

What does /pol/ think of giving part of benifits as food vouchers like america? It would encourage people to work without starving them. Will lowkey discourage immingrants as they cant send it home. Also shuts up the muh foodbanks argument.

>>131063262
>>>stormfront

fuck off retard

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Was Oswald Mosley the greatest Labour MP of all time?

>>131062875
keep it up, It'd be nice to have a infographic with a year worth

>>131063212
I POSTED THAT FLAG YOU FAG!

>>131062516
>feels good
Probably doesn't smell good

>>131062453

Wrong, the shots were fired on June 23rd, people only realised what those shots had done on the 24th though.

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>>131063073
>Trump hints at a presidential run in 1988
>doesn't do it
>ukip unsuccessful at startup

>Trump actually runs
>UKIP successful

See the pattern yet?

>>131063179
You should always vote for someone based on their appearance

>>131063411
Without a doubt.

>>131063489
true

I just can't bring myself to shower as I am home alone and have no reason to, and nowhere to go

>>131063317
Fake News by some CNN (((psychiatrist)))

>>131063411
He was also the youngest elected Conservative MP (first).

He joined Labour because he was disgusted with the Tories but still needed to stand a chance at winning.

>>131063483
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30

Just add flags to that

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Ban BBC

>>131063524

UKIP's peak success was 2014, before Trump announced he was running.

>>131062408
Nice b8, almost fell for it

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Dumb fuck

>>131062453

Shut up you mong you don't know what you're on about

"Let June 23rd go down in history as our Independence Day!"

~Nigel Farage

>>131063769
Trump had already made his second (unsuccessful) bid in 2012

>>131063762
>one right wing thing bbc ever does
>now the sjws will scream at them never to do anything even suggesting immigration could sometimes have a downside

Did anybody watch that documentary about British immigration last night? That faggot from Have I Got News For You was presenting it. Full on "Muh open borders!!!" Can't believe we're forced to pay for leftshit propaganda.

>>131063762
abolishing the TV license was in UKIP's manifesto

>>131063868

What? No.

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>>131062764
Bullshit trump and brexit were by no means entirely down to a few people them selves.
They were entiery down to a shared energy of ressentment and ambition within the people that had been brewing for decades among the disgruntled populace of Britian and the USA.

Some call this channeled energy through a divine action,
I and many call it the will of Kek.

>>131063833

Sort of thing that will Tix you off!

>>131063928
They did their best to make it character driven and dissuade from people thinking about the race issue to be fair. It wasnt exactly a call to arms.

>>131063762
That series was some intense shit, I've never seen people on twitter so angry about something which actually matters.

Any bongs here in/ex army?

>>131063990
Are you fucking retarded?

Trump was apart of that whole birther thing in 2012

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>>131063931
>paying the license fee in the current year

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>>131063762
This could equally have been phrased as
>was motivated in his hatred of Muslims by the systematic grooming and rape of AT LEAST 1,400 girls over a 30 year period in Rotherham by almost exclusively Muslim men, while the police force specifically tried to cover up for the perpetrators so as not to be called racist
But nah, let's act as if it's just a telly programme he's gotten angry over, as if it were fucking Eastenders or some shit

>>131064335

That's not a run for the presidency though.

>>131064335
That wasn't a run.

>>131062764
brexit won becuase of the NHS promises
nothing else you can win votes as well as MUH ENN AICH ESSS
Muh NHS is also why the tories lost alot of seats in the election

>>131064337
Is Harry & Paul the most brit/pol/ TV series of the last 30 years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7Vxa2Ys34

>>131063833
>tix

What did he mean by this?

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How true do you think this is? I know it's the Daily Mail, but it would be a right kick in the nuts for all the lefties who are desperate to claim he was radicalised by right-wing tabloids.

>Darren Osborne, 47, who is accused of crashing a £80-a-day rented Citroen van into a group of worshippers on Monday, allegedly developed 'increasingly radical anti-Islamic views' after watching Three Girls, a lauded docu-drama which aired last month.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4632480/Police-charge-Darren-Osborne-47-murder.html

>>131064536
>Darren Osborne

Isn't he the guy from Hollyoaks?

>>131064529

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

>>131064536
Not really a kick in the anything for them. They will unironically tell you that all commercial media between California and the Caucasus is controlled by old, white, Christian conservatives.
Even the BBC.

>>131064536
That program made a lot of people angry, and the guy was obviously mental and suicidal so it wouldn't take much to make him go postal.

Though the lefties will just say the BBC is right wing media

>>131064536
lefties will fit it to their agenda somehow. They unironically claim that the BBC has a right wing agenda already, so they'll just run with that.

There is no sufficient data, evidence or argument to actually sway a leftist, they just need to be banished from our societies and go live in some degenerate hellhole country that to them would be paradise, like nuCanada perhaps.

>>131064764
>old, white, Christian conservatives

Ahh yes, Christians, of course.

>>131064536
The person who blew the lid on the rape gang was on a CH4 show not long ago, council worker and she was a lesbian too!

>>131064529

Harry has done so much great material over the years even his Story of the Twos and his lesser known Norbert Smith mockumentry

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Serious question

Why is she still SNP leader? I mean, the milkman loses his job and she still the leader of the SNP?

>>131065032
Was made "redundant" too I recall.

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>>131064529
Maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY18em5GRW4

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>>131065020
Well who else is going to denounce Islam and promote awful archaic things like morals and family values?

>>131065194
>Story of the Twos
This was great. Fair play to the BBC for allowing them to rip the piss out of the organisation.

>>131065235
Nice to see them taking the piss out of that Ricky Gervais tit. Ever seen his Twitter? It's like me at 14 when I watched my first Richard Dawkins video.

>>131065206
>Nuttall gone after defeat
>Farron gone after defeat
>Greens can never seem to actually figure it out
>SNP after shocking defeat - no change needed

hmmmm makes ye think doon it la?

>>131065235

My sides

>look at camera
havedone
>an again
did

lost

>>131064345
the daily mail are worthless cucks. they care more about scoring points against the BBC than the truth.

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>>131065235
Real-talk though, d'you reckon they're proper 'Kippers?

>>131064335
Hillary started the Birther movement. I think she did it because she and Obama weren't working well together after they founded ISIS.

>>131064948
>>131064786
The BBC doesn't have a left/right win bias, it has a (((big state))) agenda which means it can look anti both

>>131065409
>Farron gone after defeat
Hell, by labor standards he did great since he grew their seat total nicely.

>>131065409
>SNP after shocking defeat
The SNP won the election, anon. Don't let those pesky Westminster types tell you otherwise.

>>131061872
>misogynistic
>UKIP has had a female leader
>Labour has not

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>>131065512
Labour*

>>131065206
>the milkman loses his job
That's different. He was stabbed in the back by the orange book liberals, his result only played a small part in his departure

>>131065554
when are they deciding there permnant leader

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>>131064786
>tfw lefties think the blairite broadcasting channel is right wing, wait until they see this Tory-DUP alliance in the coming years, boy are they in for a shock!
Gas the gays and taigs ulster proddy ethnostate now!

>>131065512
>>131065532
Oh right I forgot losing is winning in current general elections

>when lefties think labour is winning bigly despite JC offering such ridiculous bullshit as free tuition fees, billions in state spending, free bennies for all etc

>>131065349

I loved when they showed the WW1 veterans back in the early days documentry and then again in their later years, all based of the proper documentry

@2:19 and again at 56:50


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1x8xzf_harry-and-paul-s-story-of-the-twos_creation

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How is the lefty media going to spin it that the EU are basically saying no to guaranteed rights for EU citizens here and Brits on the continent?

>>131065751
When Nige gets back from his holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e_GoHngOIE

Officials wrestled David KANG to the stage after he fired two blank shots and appeared to lurch at Prince Charles.

What are we gonna do about this chinese terrorism /pol/?

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Pls, any armybongs in here?

>>131065870
It's our fault that the EU are choosing to punish EU citizens

>>131065895
Real talk: Nige stepped down far too early and it wasn't because he wanted to be closer to his family it was quite plain to me he wanted to get closer with Trump who now seems to have completely forgotten about Nige. He should have stayed around for another year or so.

>>131065870
Probably that offering special status only to those who have lived here five years isn't generous enough.

>>131066107
he stepped down because he didn't want to be where Nuttall is now.

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>want to emigrate badly but lazy uni dropout NEET. would be willing to work but only to get the hell out of britain and retain my position elsewhere.
>new zealand is hilariously punitive vis-a-vis immigration and is becoming more "kiwis first" by the day. (Auckland still making Hong Kong look British by comparison.)
>Australia is so hot i'd probably die and full of things that would like to kill me and iirc is little better than NZ.
>Remember Canada has hilariously high figures for immigration and apparently wants even more
>Check their thing
>Based on your answers, you do not appear to be eligible for Express Entry

;-;

Kind of wish there was just some kind of direct program where governments and employers would collaborate directly so that you could apply for both a job and for residence as part of the same process, if only so I could scroll through a list of skills-shortage jobs that I'll never have the skills to do.

>>131066107
Nige is far, very far, from perfect but you can't suggest that round here lest you be called a Labour voter or some other shite.

>>131065643
Will ask a dumb question just so I understand.

Farron was much more to the left then the Orange bookers?

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY LADS!

I've got the beers in, 95% beef burgers, bacon, crusty rolls and salad.

F U C K T H E E U!
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>>131066291
ur mums got crusty rolls

>>131066360

kek'd

The problem in England is that white British males have a much better chance at life than minorities and/or women.

>>131065978
I was in the UOTC for a bit earlier, looking to join the RAF next year.

>>131066360
Worse than. She's fucking long dead.

>>131066404
>>131066360
>brit """humour"""

>>131066414
Well I suppose British men are less likely to be groomed and raped than women, so you're not entirely wrong

>>131066439
Why the RAF my man?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40388161?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

>>131066531
comfier living standards, and generally better jobs if you want to do something technical/specialist

>>131066522
t. Unironically reads the daily mail

>>131066439
>joining the chair force

KEK

man up and join the Paras my dude

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>>131066414
>bix nood nigga chicken umbongo

Sorry mate I didn't catch that?

>walking the dogs
>girl with a backpack approaches me
>her english is quite good
>asks me which way it is to lidl
>it's about half a mile away
>she's from Poland
>point her in the direction of the airport and tell her it's about three of her "kilometres" away
>she thanks me and sets off

Independence day celebrated in full

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>tfw the EU are going to act like fucking children at every stage of negotiations

>>131066579
In the united kingdom workplace and society, there is an implicit bias towards white British males.

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>>131066577
>It's the Mail on Sunday, it's a sister paper, it's not the same thing

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>>131066678
A truly comfy anecdote m8, cheers

>>131066248
>Farron was much more to the left then the Orange bookers?
Incredibly so. He was what a burger might call a 'liberal'; cucked to the max, open borders, started women only shortlists, shrilling for the EU after we voted to leave. But even all of those things were only partially the reason he was kicked. He actually had more money to run his campaign than Corbyn, got less votes than Clegg did in 2015, and only gained seats because of Scottish Tory to SNP swings

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>>131066678

>>131066710
Yeah but you pay for it, there's no bias in favour of white british males in any of our ex-colonies. Ungreatful bastards.

>tfw there was a day when simply having a British passport could get you permanent residence in the white commonwealth without any other buggering about

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>>131066688
I'm glad we have Theresa May fighting on our side. She is going to be unstoppable at the negotiation table.

>>131066414
Race?

>>131066439
Don't listen to all the never-serveds who'll tell you to go Infantry. I did eight years in the Grenadier Guards and four in the Parachute Regiment as Guards Para. Had a decent time but I wish I'd tried harder in school and gone Int Corps or Royal Navy.

Infantry is great fun and I got a lot out of it but if you've got the ability (which you should if you went UOTC), do something technical. Not just to "get a trade", just to spend your time doing things that are valuable. There's no war on and no battalion sized commitment for the near future.

RAF is fine, though it depends on what you do. I'd probably go RN if I had the chance again. Friends of mine in the Reserves who have been with the RN before loved it.

>>131062875

The victim in the 19/06/2017 Finsbury Park Mosque attack died due to the truck hitting him, not due to his problems beforehand.

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LIVE SCENES FROM THE CHANNEL TUNNEL

>>131066710
In all seriousness though, it's hilarious how the only people who ever say this are jobless

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>>131066577
>OH MAH GAWD THE DAYLEE MAYULLL

>>131066414
>the problem in england is that it belongs to the english
kill yourself

>>131066291

>going to Wetherspoons later with the lads

Going to get so fucking drunk.

Heard from a reliable source that Owen Jones may have HIV.

>>131067253
That's impressive because he looks like a fucking virgin

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>>131067253

>>131067136
>not immediately handing over literally everything you own, your country, your life, to hordes of brown third world islamists

Racist bigot

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>>131066678

>>131067136
It doesn't, you don't get to say that after you took west Indies and many African countries for yourself.

This is my country now and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>131067253
Your doctor?

>>131067136
>belongs to the english

AHAHHAHAHA. Our country belongs to international corporations and financial institutions who suck the money out of our economy. You keep focused on those Romanian berry farmers though because they're the real threat right?

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>>131067300
Kek

Maybe he caught it while listening to Pete

>>131062875
>Flint, Michigan
Proof that America is a third world shithole
>Kenya
>Muslims and Christians lived alongside each other for centuries until a few years ago
I wonder who's (((Responsible)))?

>>131067363
Why is my sausage suddenly inflating with blood
>>131067410
If that's what you actually think then why would you complain at the same time?

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>>131063524

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>venture into outer/pol/ for a bit out of boredom
>try to have a couple of discussions
>anons throw a tantrum the second you challenge them and don't seem to care about anything except being the most edgiest in the thread

wew lad, I'd forgotten how fucking embarrassing this place is outside of brit/pol/

>>131064678

Makes me laugh everytime but I can't admit it because I'm 35 and that now makes you an undefensible ephebophile.

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>>131067410
>This is my country now
It really isn't.

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>>131067410
>you don't get to say that after you took west Indies and many African countries for yourself.

Oh but I can

>WE'RE NOT SORRY

>>131067410
http://www.ibtimes.com/most-jamaicans-would-prefer-remain-british-294753
>Took west indies
Are you a native American?

>>131066861
British conservatives would be liberal over here Desu.

>>131067506
your kind are not welcome in brit/pol/, provincial scum.

>>131066509
i prefer crusty rolls to fat rolls cletus

>>131067628
Too many Americans. Euro threads are generally more entertaining. The wops are good for a laugh.

>>131061872
>jesus would literally weep...

Reminder that Jesus was literally the biggest beta in history and would have been completely miserable for his entire life if not for divine intervention

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>tfw no Islamist terror attack for three weeks

Beginning to get worried lads

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>>131067625
Why do so many Scottish people have those cold, dead nigger eyes? It's really creepy

>>131067878
It's the last days of ramendam so expect fireworks

>>131067737
>http://www.ibtimes.com/most-jamaicans-would-prefer-remain-british-294753
Curious if the wording was about keeping the queen as head of state or Jamaica as a British Overseas Territories

>>131067783
My mistake, I accidentally posted the truth. Won't happen again.

>>131067662
It will be ours, look at the birthrates.

>>131066577
There's nothing wrong with the Daily Mail. It's a serious and respected newspaper.

>>131068132

ebin troll friendo.

>>131067637
>indefensible

Except for, you know, them being 16+ and post puberty.

>>131067959
Why do half of them look like they had a stroke? Also I recognize Hitchens, Farage, and the Mogginator, but who are the others.

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>>131068132

THEY DAYLEY MAYULLLLL

>>131067920
No fucking sunlight. Salmond's constituencies were basically in the same latitude as Stockholm

>wanting people to read your posts and take you seriously when you use LARP flags

>>131067826
Daily reminder Jesus was not the kumbaya drum circle hippy he is made out to be nowadays

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2016/06/03/deconstructing-maoist-jesus/

>>131068245

still an adolescent, chief. You know what people are like these days.

Hollyoaks is legit a great show to watch while drunk and MST3K-ing your way through.

>>131068132

Oborne used that line on QT yesterday, easily got the biggest laugh of the night.

>>131068022
The president wants to
>Remove every trace of the Empire
The people want
>To return to the empire and to be run from an office in Whitehall
If it did happen in today's world, the cuckservatives would probably give the Yardies 20 MP's to sit in Westminster

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>>131061872

>"Jesus would do X!"
>"Oh would you look at that! X just happens to align with my political agenda!"

>>131068248
>who are the others
Phil Mitchell, Thatcher, Bertrand Russell

>>131068123
>implying the murder rates in your vile ghettos don't balance it out
>implying you won't be expelled to the primordial sewer that spawned you within the next fifteen to twenty years
ha ha ha

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What have you been up to today then lads?

Just a trip down to my Nana's place for me.

>>131066107
i think nige is to afraid to go into right wing social issues which Paul slowly went into with his "integration agenda"

>>131061872
Jesus would probably weep at the slow outbreeding of Christianity

>>131068123
What is your race
>inb4 English I was born here

>>131068531
Oh, he knows though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWGYCNoCiVw

>>131068076
>talking about the banks as if it's anything new to 99.99% of people who post here
>implying we don't know the source of the problems
you're either very new or a self-indulgent blackpill wanker

>>131068526
Recovering from a hangover

>>131068531
Eh, Nige is certainly not afraid of being controversial.

>>131068444
>Thatcher
Why does Thatcher have a labour ribbon on? Is she taunting lefties?

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>>131064678
i know wikipedia is autistic but why does it have the most comprehensive and stupidly long page about a citional character from hollyoaks which is watched by stupid girls.

>>131067555
although the african social order was fucked up with colonisation and the (((cold war))) tribal/ethnic conflict isnt new too africa

>>131068593
Better vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_4mJhl3y4

>>131068593

https://youtu.be/V2FToyZil3I?t=87

>>131068689
>Americans
Just fuck off will you? You never fail to embarrass yourselves, why do you persist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo

mfw this happens

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>>131068587
Black British.

>>131068353
they only whine about the mail so much because it exposes muslims. the mirror and the record are just as low brow but get a free pass for being leftist.

Lads how do I take the blue pill again? I just want to be a normie and think everything is ok. It's an awful feeling seeing how the world is so wrong but without knowing any way it can possibly be fixed

>>131067959
Nice Hitchens

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>>131061872
>>>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

Being even SLIGHTLY rightwing is too much for the Tories.

>>131068714
Remember when he faked his dad's death to get out of paying those gangsters?

>>131068786
Ease off. The Yanks were great last night trolling our Police online.

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>>131068689
He's clearly trolling you

>>131068444
>Phil Mitchell
Top kek

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What are the chances this course is cancer lads?

>>131068786
bit rude that lad, settle down

>>131068729
But it's not tribal. It's religious. All these Saudi-super mosques are popping up all over East Africa, combined with literally millions of Somalian ''''refugees'''' is slowly turning Africa into just another islamic shithole that (((They))) can make money from bombing

>>131068814
>palm trees

Nice try, pajeet.

>>131068661
99.99% of you know the real source of your problems? Well that's that then, carry on.

>be obese
>want to serve Her Maj in the army
>lose weight
>body is still a wreck
Fucks sake lads, I'm really upset about this.
Allowing your child to become fat is child abuse, simple as.

>>131068927
Do geography or economics if you want something like that anon

>>131068814
Where's the black from? And is it black british as in mixed/ just born here?

>>131068526
post a pic of ur nan m8

>>131068913
>>131068967
They have the entire rest of /pol/ to be fucking morons. I just want one place of respite.

>>131069093
True, but keep on losing the weight anon. Only bottled water, smaller portion sizes of healthier foods. You still have a chance lad

>>131069093
One of friends in school was an absolute lardarse from year 7 to year 10, then went on a hardcore diet and lost all the weight. Had to have operations to remove the excess skin.

>>131068248
Daniel Hannan, Tony Benn, Kate Hoey

>>131068264
Yeah but Swedes all have healthy blue eyes

>>131069169
Chill the fuck out, they're only Yanks.

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>>131069169
Please no bully. I have self-confidence issues.

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>>131068856
>you can take the bluepill on purpose

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>>131068874
Theresa May is hardline right-wing.

>>131069130
St Lucia/ Grenada grandparents

Mini-happening in Cardiff

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/live-updates-busy-cardiff-road-13232157

I was there on the street, seemed to be the wrong house and they drove off

But lots of police so I assume muzzies

>>131068856
>Lads how do I take the blue pill again?
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube m8.

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>>131069169
>desiring a safespace

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>>131068927
>Sociology

125%. You've got no hope.

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fuckin start on me u cunt

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>>131068927
>-ology

It's garbage.

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>>131066218

>wants to abandon the UK because of unskilled migrants shitting the place up
>complains about NZ not wanting to import unskilled migrants

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Don't talk to the yanks lads

>>131069320
Scots aren't as adapted to it. His ancestors probably moved up there 6 generations ago
>>131069403
Why did they leave? Were they tricked by the 1950 Tory LARPers?

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God help Europe..

>>131069458
I make no apologies if it's from the eternal Yank. It's like having an annoying brat asking stupid questions all day and expecting you to laugh at jokes they heard on the playground. You can only do it for so long before you have to pass them off to someone else and have a drink.

>>131069684
I never said I wanted to leave because of unskilled migrants shitting the place up.

Better an unskilled person of British stock to a Chinese engineer, for both countries.

>>131068526
Saw my grandparents myself fella. They showed me through the family history which they've traced back to 1620. Some fascinating stories.

>>131069319
Ahh thank you. So these were all public figures that supported Brexit then? Is the painting of defenders of Britain then?

>>131063326
Lmao Cumia at it again live from the Compound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLcpc1ifOM

>>131069714
>sweeden
>japanese flag

>>131069697
Based Atlee

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>>131069714

>>131069320
scots drink a vast quantity. not sure if that's related. most of us are blue or green eyed though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-40383627
>import inanimate sex toy
>get jailed longer than many paki rapists

No matter what comes of the Tories fucking us over Brexit, I will still remember the Brexit vote as the proudest of moment being British in my short life.

Against all the scaremongering and 'experts' piping up with their shite, the British people gave two fingers up to it all.

Fuck the EU.

>>131069774
I think you might just be an autistic limey taking an anime imageboard just a touch too seriously

>>131069914

>implying he isn't a massive nonce beast moving his way up the ranks

Serial killers usually start off killing cats. This guy is like the nonce equivalent.

>>131069914
It doesn't look like a child.

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>>131068526
jury duty. pretty comfy. it's like watching a courtroom drama irl.

>>131067920
Nigs have a black iris, can't separate it from the pupil.

>>131069877
Were they on the first boat?

>>131069903
I feel bad for her son if she has one

>>131070049
The floor is taking control

>>131069684
why are these webms allways china

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http://www.pontyclunvanhire.co.uk/

top kek

>>131070010
>calling someone on 4chan an autist
How scathing!

This is exactly what I mean, mate.

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>>131070049

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>>131069774
Don't worry I'll win you over my American charm and humor. Try this titter inducing bit of levity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7???
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender!

>>131070070
Always wanted to do that but you can't volunteer for obvious reasons.

>>131069419
ignorant fucks

>>131069914
He also had some rather incriminating material saved on his computer, probably didn't help his cause.

>>131070154
china has fuck all safety regulations. that's one of the reasons their economy has been able to grow so quickly.

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>>131070249
Good job, countryman!

>>131070071
Yeah that's what I mean. Sturgeon has it too

>>131070159
Bet they were pissing themselves when they put that together

Migrate when ready

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>>131070154
I think lot of it is because China has tens of millions of people every year transitioning from a very poor lifestyle to a wealthier lifestyle, so there are loads of people learning about driving each year, and they may not have a childhood history of being in the car or truck with mom or dad, so lots of rules of the road are not ingrained in them.

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>>131070566
Also chinks can't see too well on the road

>>131070159

>the directors have written to finsbury park mosque..... to offer them 50% off next time they need a van

>>131070455
Nah, you won't find any Europeans with black eyes

>>131070757
Could offer vans to haul the charred remains from Grenfell crematorium.

>>131070455
>>131070071
>>131067625
>>131070838
well, they're european politicians, so they can't possibly be non-european in whole or in part, can they?

>>131061872
Who's the QT?

>>131071009
>Alex Salmond
>Elected to MP, MSP, First Minister, and MP again on I'M SCOATESH

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>>131061872
Happy Independence day

>>131069468
How many quid for a go on that?

Lads, I'm fairly sure half the reason I got my new job is because he head of my department who interviewed me is a bender and wants my cock.

I got to fill out a diversity quota form though and I ticked heterosexual and christian so hopefully he'll get the message.

>>131071408
jews get off on deception. have you seen him interact with nigel farage? he's the fakest nationalist you've ever seen.

>>131068875
sadly i do

>>131069093

Just run my dude.

>>131063218
Tbqh I think the hand holding was the other way round senpai