Well, I didn't tape him, uh, you never know what's happening when you see the Obama administration perhaps longer than that was doing all of this unmasking and surveillance. And you read all about it and I've been reading about it for the last couple of months about the seriousness of the—and horrible—situation with the surveillance all over the place and you've been hearing the word unmasking, a word you've probably never heard before. So you never know what's out there. But I didn't tape, and I don't have any tape, and I didn't tape. But when he found out that I—that there may be tapes out there—whether it's governmental tapes or anything else—and who knows—uh, I think his story may have changed. I mean, you'll have to take a look at that, because then he has to tell what actually took place at the events. And my story didn't change, my story was always a straight story, my story was always the truth. But you'll have to determine for yourself whether or not his story changed. But I did not tape.
He remembered so say that difficult new word, "unmasking", he remembered to recite that it forced Comey to be honest, and he remembered to re-iterate that he always tells the truth no matter what. I think he might be ready to shill here on /pol/ professionally!
Forgot the bonus: He remembered to act like the government under his administration would never do something so horrible as surveillance all over the place!