Greatest Ally Thread

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bu.. I tough..

>>131035404
Like a manic-depressive teen girl, Australia has no allies, only aliens who try to fuck her.

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My greatest allies

>>131035504
It's not an alliance when one party owns the other

>>131035504
Name one conflict Israel has participated in with the US.

>>131035930
this

>>131035404
>our greatest Vassa
To be fair we destroyed the very fabric of our republic and possibly the entire worlds future when they begged us to join WW2. They kinda owe us.

We love you, dad.
Get well soon.

>>131036190
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

>>131036190

>USS Liberty

>>131036190
War against obesity.

>>131035404
That's one ugly camo pattern.

>>131037991
You mean FOR obesity, right?

>>131036190
they kickstarter iraq

>>131038892
One of the few Serbs on pol who value our brotherhood

>>131035504
Don't worry Goldbergowitz. If you made the thread, America would be YOUR greatest vassal.

>>131036190
September 11 attacks

>>131036456
This post is like a terminally ill cancer patient worrying about someone with gastro

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>>131041068
Thanks, Canada. You're alright.

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>this whole thread

It's like bizzaro-/pol/

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>>131036535
>USS Liberty

>>131036190

The USS Liberty incident.

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>>131035404
>Thanks for joining all the wars we start
*Ahem*
Aren't you forgetting someone?

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>>131045949
You got BTFO'd by Jews.

Jews ruin everything. Heck Israel never helped in the cold war like Australia did.

>>131041400
Thanks, Netherlands. You're Alright too.

>>131035404
we love you Britain!!!

>>131035404
I've always had love for my m8s across the pond

>>131047175

I love you to m8 you can come round mine anytime for a cup of tea

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During most wars we have had allies but they do not care us so we have been allied but alone.

So why the fuck did we join all your proxy wars then? We've been on a streak since Ww2, never let you guys down, and we're somehow not your greatest ally? Fuck you guys, we can fend for ourselves now.

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OLDEST AND GREATEST

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V4 High five

>Spain
>Ally

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>>131035504

>>131047355
and you can come round here to drink beer and shoot guns fansy pants

>>131048759
because you're britain bitch. Why go to you when we can just be best friends with mamma the Queen?

>>131035504
Your our greatest leech

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>>131035404

>Implying Britain joined in on the Vietnam suckfest

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>>131035404
>>131035504

>>131051777
checked, and thanks for veitnam france
you filthy frogs

>>131049228
>paid but Anglos took all of the profits from Brazil
>your soil but porto is English
leaching =/= friendship

Serbia

Everyone else has either tried to fuck us or keep us at arms length for geopolitical reasons.

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anyone?

>>131035404
Ok, seriously though, which nations are the US truest allies?

WW3 kicks off - Globalist led nations attempting to destroy Trumpist and Nationalist US. Which nations rise up and fight alongside the US??

If you answer (((them))), get fucked. And/or red pilled.

>>131052165
Porto is probably the most english town in Portugal

>>131051828
Pepe is god.
>>131052890
Honestly, the fucking Aussies have always been at America's side. Aussies carry more explosives than any other normal infantry. You could always tell when you were fighting insurgents with aussies because of the constant explosions and fireballs.

Ah the good ol days.

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>>131035404
W-what about us senpai?

>Allies:
Latvia
Estonia
Georgia
USA
Ukraine

>Countries that can suck a dick for eternity, I don't care:
Poland
Germany
France

>>131055584
Let me try.

>Allies
>Aussies
>Barbados
>Jamaica

>Countries that can suck a dick for eternity, I don't care
>Aussies
>Korea
>England

No one joins our wars except shitters. Truly we are the loneliest nation.

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>>131055823
I hung out with aussies in Kuwait before flying up to Mosul in 2008. We talked about hating niggers and abbos

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New Zealand always will be.
But they are more like brothers then allies.

>>131036476
>kek
underrated post

Portugal for sure.

Right Papa?

>>131052890
Anglosphere mate.

Fuck the Jews.

You can tell that guy at the front has had enough of that mong brit.

>>131035404
>Thanks for joining all the wars we start, greatest ally.

WW1 & WW2 were both essentially started by America's allies, and in both cases an "excuse" was needed to drum up support by the ignorant public.
Vietnam... French bugging out and the US steps in.
Do 3 of the 4 bloodiest wars the US fought in the 20th century sound like the US dragging allies into wars it started?

>>131055584
>kek
What we did to you?

>>131052829
I like you.
>>131055584
But not you.

>>131054854

You're just America with bagged milk - doesn't count!

>>131036190
Not even a single one, kikes should be fucking killed.

>>131050591

Has Spain ever had a consistent ally? Axis friends?

>>131039369
More like kicked the legs out from under Iraq. I remember all the Iraq war opposition and who was behind it, the 32 consecutive days of abu ghraib headlines in the New York Times, all the Hollywood actors that bravely stood against the war, all the commies on college campuses who marched to "no blood for oil." There is no way the Jews could allow the US to have a foothold in the Mideast that could become more important than Israel. A US controlled Iraq, strategically sandwiched between the two regional powers of Arabia and Iran, and sitting on 10% of the world's exported oil, would eliminate our need for Israel as an ally, and our massive foreign aid would dry up.

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>>131036190

1983 Invasion of Lebanon, but even then, the U.S. considered the Israelis a semi-hostile belligerent rather than an ally.

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>>131035790

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>>131038314

>That's one ugly camo pattern.
>one

Both of them are fucking hideous and completely worthless. Garbage cooked up by the military industrial complex for a quick buck.

>>131035404
Maybe they can can become a US state of the whole Brexit thing doesn't work out. You'll be 10x better off than you were in the EU.

>>131051777
We had our Korean and Australian vassals come through for that one.

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>>131035404
Oh yeah? Where was England during Vietnam?

Australia is best ally. They have had our back in every military action in over 100 years.

I truly do see Americans (and the Portuguese of course) as our greatest friends.

Love you guys.

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>>131041400
>>131047130

>tfw James Longstreet, John Bell Hood, and Earl Van Dorn were all of Dutch descent
>tfw the Army of Northern will never drop into the Netherlands to free it from the Nazis
>tfw Confederate States and Toothpastland won't be bros too

feelsbadman

>>131035404
I think we as nations are both always on board with everything.

Nah Scotland's greatest ally will always be France

>>131052165
And what's so bad about empire, what about the polish empire

>>131058778

I like the British one. It's a functioning Camo

>>131059260
Not Ireland? Or the Welsh? Ouch.

>>131059260
Yes it's the longest alliance in history.
Btw we will get the Auld Alliance back when Scots leaves UK next year

Streets

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>>131059260

B-But Stephen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0X7nSLMV5c

>>131058966
We weren't there for the Falkland Islands. Even though we probably would of if they asked.

>>131035404
Why does every Brit's face look like they've got mild cerebral palsy?

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>>131059745

Fun Fact: The Argentinian Marines were using brand new AAV-P7/A1s sold to them by the United States during the Falklands War

>>131051777
Shouldnt have been dicks about Suez then, should they, then we could have went and shown them how to defeat jungle commies.

>>131059745

We did ask you nonce.

>>131060018
Are you saying the US wouldn't of bombed them all the same?

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>tfw enslaving father

>>131060129
Lets be honest here though, the outcome was never in doubt. We should have sent a token force just to show solidarity though.

>>131060433

Argentina was a major ally and bulwark against Communism in South America at the time so no.

We told the Brits their conflict with Argentina wasn't our fight and rightfully so.

>>131059953
He looks very different IRL - I'm in his regiment. He's leaving the Army today, actually, and was one of the most competent soldiers I've ever known. Gen

>>131060529

There was a plan to use military contractors to man a retired warship to "help" the British without any actual declaration of hostilities against Argentina but the war ended before that plan got off the drawing board

why dont americans ever use face camo

>>131060676
At least we're not the French who sold Argentina the missiles that hit British ships.

>>131058062
lolwut fuck off neo con shill

>>131059745
We did provide access to our recon satellites.

>>131061863
Muzzie sympathizer without an argument.