ITT: rare merchants

>>131026152
>try to make village
>make it, no point
>learn redstone circuits
>also no point
fuck minecraft

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>>131026152

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post auschwitzes

>>131026152
that's not even a merchant.
It could be a farmer, fletcher , shepherd or a fisherman based on his outfit. Get your facts straight op

>>131026490
they should've used this image for the final boss in earthbound

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>>131026329
>>131026439

Pretty good.

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>>131026152

>this mod exists
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding/minecraft-mods/2174845-not-serious-villagers-nose
>you can use it to sniff out emeralds

>>131026705
Based Bill, he was a pretty good president after all. Trying to create peace in the world.

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>>131027494
this one is too deep for me

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>>131027494
That was my wallpaper for awhile, nobody caught it

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>>131026269

Minecraft is a reflection of life. If you don't make your own purpose, you're fucking useless and you'll die alone like the sad shit heel that you are.

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Bump, need all the merchants in existence

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>>131026152

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>>131027790
Found the merchant

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>>131028914
KEK

scrapyard wars is basicly just 2 hours of who can jew normies on kajiji harder

>>131029462
Holy fucking shit, you're right!

>>131027494
Pls explain

>>131031200
swastikas

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Rarest

>>131029462
Only thing I miss about leafland is kajiji :(

>>131026642
kek

>>131026152
I once built a functional gas chamber in Minecraft just to kill as many merchants as possible.

Once the door was sealed a redstone system would release neurotoxin gas into the chamber while sealing the ventilation system. Once the merchants were near-dead (poison gas brings them down to 1/20 HP only for some reason) the ventilation system would activate and the gas would be ignited, burning the corpses and clearing the room.

It was breddy gud.

>>131028743
deep

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>>131032262
Is there poison gas in vanilla minecraft now?

>>131027494
Oh shit these work on the phone I can see it, that's pretty fucking cool

>>131032604
No. Heavily modded. But if they allow me to simulate my holocaust fantasies I'm not complaining.

Now I just need to build a Holocoaster...

>>131027494
what

>>131027685
Dare I say, are the ants /ourguys/?

>>131027494
Saw it.
Don't you guys remember these visual trick things?

>>131027494
How the fuck does this work

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>>131033199
seriously never did these as a kid?

>>131033293
Nope. The fuck are they supposed to be?

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>>131026152

>>131033375
You have to stare at it and let your eyes lose focus until the 3D image pops out and you see it.

>>131027494
I don't get it. ;_;

>>131027494
i can't see shit, does it work if you are a daltonian person ?

>>131033537
>>131033199
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>>131031200
>>131028014
Can't believe this many of you have never done these.

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>>131033537
>>131033375
>>131033199
>>131032906
Okay I figured it out, it's really fucking weird. Open the picture in a new tab and stare at the middle. It's like holding your finger up to your eye but looking past your finger, so it blurs out. Stare at the middle but try to "look" past it, then it will start to pop out. Here's the outline of what it looks like popped out. If you try to focus on it then it will go away. It's really weird.

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>>131026152

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>>131027494
this is art

>>131033632
>>131033537
>>131033199
>>131031200
>>131028014
Expand the image, put your face right up to the screen, then slowly move your head back. Keep your eyes relaxed if you can, let let them focus themselves.

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>>131026152

>>131033667
>>131034805
Thanks, I didn't realise thatns what it was. I actual'y have a book full of those.

My Grandad is visiting what are good historical questions to ask? I've asked him how he feels about Maoris not sure how to bring up the JQ

>>131039303
Excuse previous flag was shitposting in a commie thread

>>131027218

Frisky Dingo was criminally underrated.

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>>131026841
keked

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>>131026152

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buy my game smoothskin

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>>131028753
sauce?

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Don't forget to take your daily Zoloft™, Adderall™, and Clonazepam™ goy!

>>131040364
Whoever did it is probably rotting in gitmo. I don't have the screencap but someone blasted a US military radio channel with an encoded image of happy merchant. My sides were never the same.