Stoned Ape Theory

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>>131021685
feed niggers mushrooms and within 20 or 30 generations they may become more like humans?
should take about thirty years

bro we've been micro dosing lysergamides en masse via ergot fungi since the agrarian era
This coincides precisely with the dawn of proper civilization, written language complex mathematics etc
really makes you think

in grain I should have added

>>131021685
What if it's true?

WUZ

>>131024623
HIGH

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What if Weed was given to us by the Ayy Lmaos?

>>131025769

It wasnt but this fucking leaf

>>131023045

is on to something

>>131026037
So, in a sister to the hygiene hypothesis, overcooked industrial breads, probably being quite deficient in lysergamides, are making us dumber?
Really fires up the filberts.

Quick run down on Stoned Ape?

>>131026375
poopoo peepee is the way to go for 200 IQ heroes

>>131021685
What is it's not?

>>131023045
Also makes you think how far humanity has advanced since LSD was synthesized

SHROOMS LMAO

>>131026827
>protohumans come into new habitat
>follow new prey, cattle type
>mushrooms grow in cattle poop
>protohumans exposure to mushrooms as a source of food increases
>psylocibin is clinically proven to increase visual acuity
>this is an evolutionary benefit
>protohumans become aware of what is happening and intentionally dose psyloibin
>birth of religion/whatever
>cattle reveared according to earliest written/unearthed records
made me think

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>>131021685
>monkeys like the rest of primates spend 70% of the time looking for and eating food
>somehow they managed to get high all the time without starving

it certainly makes you think