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This was the call that saved Australia fyi

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https://youtu.be/rt2LHE3oeks

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>>131014546
and this was the pram that saved Australia again

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>>131014073
About 15 years ago, I was a pot head.

I used to buy dope of this abo who called himself uncle.

Anyway, I got busted with the dope by some cops.
They wanted to know where I got it.

I told them.

Abo was busted and I got to walk away with pep in my step.

That's all.

Now I'm a straight edge mechanic.

>>131014073
I gave one two dollars to a busker in Darwin once and regretted it.

>>131014930
U-uncle??

>>131015008
I gave two dollars*

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>at the pub
>drunk abo group over the road
>one walks over to me
>"'scuze me cunt... do you believe in Criss Angel?"
>wtf
>no mate, it's fake
>"nah cunt I'll prove it to yah"
>abo performs slight of hand magic tricks with a napkin
>tells me he hunts pigs in Arnhem with a crossbow
>wanders off down the road

Wasn't expecting that question desu

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>>131015356

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>>131015356
wtf i love abos now

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>>131016341
>The men then have intercourse in the spit on the underside of the penis, "like a split-open frankfurter"

not aussie but have one when I was in Cairns

> walk by a bunch of abos drinking at 10 am on the side of the street
>walk back same direction about 3 hours later
> see an abo passed out on the sidewalk from a distance
> cops pull up
> i walk past as the cops approach the passed out abo
> cop says "how, you feeling there mate" in a facetious tone.

I kek all the way back to my hostel.

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>>131016341
>"Like a split open Frankfurter"

>be me
>be in middle school
>abo kid starts, never seen one before
>he is a trouble maker
>ask if he wants to mess up the toilets, he agrees
>light all the toilet rolls on fire and smash the plumbing, water flying out fucking everywhere
>run off
>dumb cunt gets caught and expelled
>laugh to myself

>>131016341
I need an adult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

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>>131014073
>See Abbro in Cairns walking down the street with one shoe on
>"Did you lose your shoe mate?"
>"Nah, I found one cunt"
>Cackles maniacally as he staggers off into the night

>grandpa was visiting up the Northern Territory as of the past decade
>tells me of a special system they had in place for the abos that drank
>drunk abos were rampant
>so the local authorities of the town put em in enclosed, sometimes caged cars
>you'd wonder why you found random shit in the bush sometimes
>they'd literally dump them off at the bush tree area
>like intoxicated forest fairies, they'd make mysterious noises through the night and go sleep hopefully next to the trees
>some would lie on the roads
>this road problem was actually big for a while
>had to get public awareness up for road sleepers
>the ones who stayed by the tree at night walked out the forest in the morning
>the cycle continues

>>131014073
>be aussie
>know dole bludging abbo
>he's actual a good bloke
>always making jokes with you, banter, typical aussie larrikin stuff

Most of them just want to have a good time mate, they're happy to go down to the park and drink with their mates everyday. That may well be unproductive and a drain on society but they aren't inherently malicious people like niggers are.