Brit/pol/ - Independence Day edition

remember when we had hope for a brief moment last year? haha lol

>>131001906
Yeah that was fun, I think we were quite intoxicated with it for a short while the hope might have lasted a few days then the cold embrace of reality sank in.

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>1 year ago
This time in a year from now Brexit will STILL not have happened, it will be being lead by a remainer party and a pro-remain prime minister who will do all they can to fuck Brexit up.

>today
pic related

>>131001876

Molly is looking like a winner.

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What is everyone doing tonight?

>Reading a Sharpe novel and shitposting myself

>>131001876
Jess and molly look like winners.

>>131001876
I like the one on the right. Message her and say Hi.

You must be a handsome devil. Play your cards right and contain your rampant autism for 2 weeks and you'll bed one of those girls.

>t. Handsome BPD maniac with autistic and psychotic traits

>>131001876
I bet Molly does not fit in that dress anymore...

>>131001876
>>131000930
Now as it goes with all my posts, you're not going to like it, and that goes for all of you.

First of all anyone on tinder is pretty much undesirable if you're looking for a relationship, even for just sex it's a bit low, in my opinion (this is mostly due to my views, not political but on life) you'd be better off going to a bar, pub, club, possibly trying to meet someone through a hobby or even approaching a girl wherever else you are but I assume you don't have the confidence for that.

Now obviously none of those choices really work if you're looking for a relationship apart from the last two.

>What's the point in wasting time asking what films she does or doesn't like?

Found a meme video that could partially explain it to you since I really can't be bothered to write everything out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JGwMjHsQFU

There's more to the game than just your appearance and a quick summary of yourself, that's not to say those things don't matter but if you play your cards right then you can score far higher than you expect to.

Shall I flaunt my memechology degree and turn Rightly so into a slayer?

p.s the one in the middle is an absolute munter.

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>Brexiteers claim to be mentally sound to vote
>They think Sharia May is their ticket out

>>131002422
>reddit newfag thinks brit/pol/ supports may

>>131002415
What the fuck mate. Don't say you're rich, you fucking aren't.

Just contain your fucking tism, talk about normie shit, don't lie, don't do anything stupid, wait a bit before messaging, dont be a silly cunt and you'll be fine.

Just be like urr I'm into fitness, history, I do a bit of this bit of that anyway do you like it up the arse? obviously not but you get my meaning, talk about normie shit and keep them interested

>>131002415
Really? Are you really going to go down that road?

>They wont try and say it is some crazy form of rape will they?
You can never be sure and seeing as your legally considered to be mentally ill then the odds are against you if it goes down that way.

>>131002129

It's more that she's the only one smiling. The other two look like miserable cunts.

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>>131002415
Well you could do it, but how are you going to feel knowing you had to lie and pretend to get some vag?

>>131002415
Girls have tried to bring that case against people they've slept with, not sure of the outcome. It would come under fraud though.

But you don't need to LARP as a rich cunt, I was on JSA and had no prospects, was basically an alcoholic and still managed to get regular dates and shag a few 8/10 qts. You just have to be fun, interesting and not an ugly fucker.

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DATS RACIST

>>131002767
Still a munter.

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what do brits do on 4th of july

>>131001876
Woah. Why haven't I taken the online dating pill yet?

>>131002353
Oh yeah, that's why.

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g-goodnight senpais...

>>131002415
You can lie but can you fool them long enough to bed them? You won't get in trouble if you get caught, but you won't get laid either. I recommend a bit of embellishment only, not massive a deception. If you're not bad looking you don't need to lie and say you're rich. You can fuck them any. But CONTROL YOUR AUTISM. Keep it simple. No big paragraphs early on. Get her phone number.

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1 YEAR N FUCK ALL HAS HAPPENED YET

>>131002862
Celebrate the day a cancerous tumour was removed from our empire.

>>131002862

What do you do on Guy Fawkes night?

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>>131002879

Night lad

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show some damn respect lads

>>131002862
It's like any other day lad to us. It's your day really.

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>>131002767

I'm an aul lad by /pol/ standards but isn't tinder just a shagging app? Or do you actually hope to get something meaningful out of it?

>>131002767
She looks very nice I would at least have a chat with her

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>>131002862
Rejoice in the heights we reached after you left us

Girlfriend is really mad at me after she found my political views, told me I'm not allowed to have them

Shit lads wtf do i do?

I'm man enough to admit on an anonymous image board that I'm crying in agony because of sunburn.

>>131002415

I think there's been some sexual ethics stuff from the US about people using deception to have sexual relations being perceived as some kind of sexual assault.

>>131003060
sling one up her arse and tell her when her dicks bigger than yours she can make your decisions.

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>>131002877
You looking for some advice too?
Shall I drop some blackpills? I'm tempted to but I can already tell Rightly So isn't in it for the long run.

Relationship or just shagging advice?

>>131003060
break up obviously
she doesn't like who you are as a person, it won't work

>>131003060
tell her its irony and you're disappointed in her for not picking up on it

>>131003060
Kick her fucking head in.

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BIGOTED HOLIDAY

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>>131003046

>tfw born american
>no ancient line of kings
>no link to roman empire

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
WE'RE ONLY 300 YEARS OLD
I DIDN'T CHOOSE WHERE TO COME INTO LIFE

>>131003150
>Rightly So isn't in it for the long run.
In what?

>>131003003
It is just a shagging app full of undesirables but I guess that's what he's going for.

>>131002767
She's quite cute, a good smile and a 'kind face'. Probably mental and almost guaranteed to be much fatter IRL than in the photos. Go for it though, just don't go the 'erudite Hitchens' route.

>>131002877
Grindr's the one for you lad

>>131003003
I was with a girl from Tinder for about 18 months, it ended mutually because of work and life choices. It can work, but it's predominantly a shagging app, you're right.

>>131003221
At least you're older than Germany

>>131003304
Oh right, yeah.

>>131002767
seems like a nice lass.

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>>131003294
>wow you have standards you must be gay
Why does every late bloomer say this?

>>131003256
Pretty much everyone at my uni who is single is on tinder desu

I never needed it for some reason, never had much issues meeting girls and been in a relationship for about two years now

>>131003060
tell her that when she can lift as much weight as you she can talk politics

>>131003464
I don't lift weights lol she goes gym, probably lifts more than me anyway

>>131003060
Ask her if she wants her children to grow up as a minority in the nation their ancestors built. If she says it doesn't matter, leave her. If she says no, redpill her.

>>131003088
No judging here lad, terrible thing that sun.

>>131003110
This.

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>>131003401
Never tried it either and not going to tbqh.

>Pretty much everyone at my uni who is single is on tinder desu
Good luck finding a desirable gf.

t. nogf and offering people advice on gfs

I'm still the wokest motherfucker here

>>131003381
It was a joke love

>>131003060
Stop being a cuck

>>131003510
Right then you have fucked up majorly in the first place.

What you need to do is put your foot down. Tell her to stop giving you shit for what you believe and that if she thinks her positions are right, argue them rather than giving you rules.

If she fucks around, leave her, just break up with her on the spot. Women are far more attatched than they let on and are much more hurt by detatchment.

>>131002767

She kind of looks like Bailey Jay.

Reminder that Tinder is Jewish tricks manifest in app form. Doesn't mean you shouldn't use it to get your dick wet, just know that it was invented, in part, to accelerate the downfall of the West

>>131003510
Fucking hell lad

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>>131003735

Trip fag did good for once.

>>131003735
Jesus.

>>131002767
>>131001876
>trying this hard to dispel the notion that you're a bender

Mate we've all seen your /soc/ posts. All this wanting to date girls lark is clearly you being insecure.

>>131003735
I dont think she was asking your ethnicity mate...

>>131003735
You almost got to me.

With all these neo normies on here I thought there won't be a place for me to comfortably shitpost anywhere.

Nice to know there are still a few decent cunts.

>>131003735
Next time, post her response first and we'll crowdsource your response for you. You seem a decent person and I can't bear to see you do this.

>>131003926
What else could she mean by background?

>>131003966
you where talking about education, she most likely meant that.

>>131004018
Oh right.

>>131003735
>>131003880
So much this.

I'm so tired I almost forgot about that.

But yeah, everyone's going to find out you're a bender Rightly so, no point trying to cover it all up now just to have it bite you in the arse later on.

>Engaged
>Wanna download tinder and talk to girls purely for experiments in interaction
>Don't want my fiance finding out

What do lads?

>>131004043
hope it works out for you mate, if it dosnt you can console yourself with the fact that you gave me a good laugh

>>131003735
>>131004043
You are so fucking autistic mate.

Give up.

>>131004067
>>131003880
>implying I didn't first post that image on the 3rd of May http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/123944491/#123959966

>>131003966
It's a way of referring to a screen wallpaper, you needed to screenshot your phone homepage and send it to her so she can discern your hobbies and choose whether to copulate with you. You've royally buggered this up lad, onto the next one.

>>131003810
>advocating for the use of tinder
>not being a late bloomer

>>131004149
tell your fiance you want to do it as an experiment and get her involved. you could even compete with each other.

>>131004043
post more mate

>>131004149
>Be married
>Want to shag other women to experiment with sex
>Don't want my wife finding out

There's no difference. If you download Tinder, you're cheating on your missus

>>131001602
>>rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status


and backstabbing the EU?

ahahahahhahaha

Bong desperation gets bigger an d bigger

>>131003930

I think there will always be a place for you to comfortably shitpost desu - I was on yesterday when we all had a brief splurge about cars.

>>131004174
Are you really trying to convince me (one of the few people who actually know your secret) that you weren't gay before the 3rd of May?

>>131004149

Depends if you're ready for her to show you the road when she finds out.

>>131004246
Downloaded Tinder at uni since everybody else had it, found it to be a waste of time and preferred actually speaking to people in person. But then I split up with my ex, was in a shit state, was poor as fuck and wanted a shag, downloaded it again and made the most of it.

>>131004258
Could also get a BBC nog in to fuck her arsehole while you watch. Call it a competition. Who can take the dick further inside them.

Don't be such a cuck lad.

>>131003735
You're a fucking champion, Rightly. You really are. Never change.

>>131003150
I think I'm pretty blackpilled on girls already tbqh, or perhaps blackpilled on myself would be a better way of putting it.

Not sure if Rightly is memeing when he says he's a kissless virgin, but if he's being genuine then I do have a bit more experience in that I actually did have one kinda serious gf in the past.

We never fucked because I hadn't had my completely necessary totally not a kike medical reasons circumcision at the time, but did used to make out alot, sleep round each others houses, cuddle and watch TV together etc.

>tfw this was 10 years ago now

I know that I'm not bad looking, but I just ooze awkwardness and autism from every orifice, and I have trouble speaking to strangers. I think I need to work on fixing the way I see myself before pursuing women, my self-esteem is pretty low.

>>131003966
why are you even bothering with this? anyone that has even spoken to a woman once can tell from your posts that you will not be able to hold any kind of conversation with a real person, let alone flirt with a girl in real life. if you do manage to meet one somehow, within minutes they will be repulsed and confused unless they are a literal 2/10 in both looks and personality. you will NEVER get laid with a normal or half decent looking girl.

>>131003966
You are taking the piss right?

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>>131003256
>>131003294

Ah cool, I thought so. Its been suggested to me a lot since I split up with my longterm gf but it would probably be too hit or miss for me.

Its a struggle to find someone who syncs with me politically or at least doesn't find my views so abhorrent that they don't want to associate with me. So Tinder probably wouldn't work for me.

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>>131004341
Yeah but seeing all this fucking sleazy talk of tinder and how some of these cunts actually behave in real life just to get a whiff of pussy just makes me realise how far I've ascended past mortal status.

>>131004466
you have grossly misunderstood my response to the previous poster.

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"and then I said 'I'll lead us out of the EU'"
>"and they bought it?"
"they bought you as a credible leader of the Labour party didn't they?!"

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>>131004263
Okay.

>>131004586
I wish.

>>131001876

jesus fucking christ hahahahahaha

I know that girl on the left

>>131004642
Boipussy is the ultimate red pill

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wtf happened to Noel Gallagher? I heard it was his 50th recently and this is what he looks like now. How did you let a national treasure get this way??

>>131004630
Tinder almost definitely will not work if you want to find anybody with depth or a similar mindset. But if you're just looking for dates, a shag and some fun, it's worth a go.

>>131004680
Sorry lad, tired and need a cig

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>>131004527
Do you want a relationship though? I could get my memechology degree out like I've been desperately waiting to and offer you some meme adivce that won't just improve your love life but your entire life in general.

>tfw I'm starting to sound like one of those dodgy pop ups you get on movie sites

I should be a salesman, oh wait...

Man Cave.

>>131004642

Kek - I've never tried it myself. This might sound a bit old fashioned, but I would worry about STDs.

>>131004744
Fucking brilliant lad. Keep them coming.

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>>131002767
>no one mentioning the giant dildo in the cap.

>>131004744
Fuck off this isn't real lmao

>>131004794
catamites like you will be thrown down mineshafts

>>131004744
Hahahaha!

>>131004258
Nah she wouldn't be into that
>>131004273
Hardly mate, I'd wouldn't even be acting as myself. I'd be doing it crafting different persona's and seeing how people react to it. Throwing in curveballs every now and then, trying to get in their heads.

I used to do it all the time. In fact I remember once, when I was a teenager, this girl kept telling me she wanted to kill herself, and I'd always talk her out of it. Anyway, I eventually realised she was doing it just to get me to speak nicely to her and stuff, and that she was never actually going to kill herself. So I said to her one night "I can't cope with you constantly threatening to kill yourself, it's driving me insane" etc... went on this massive rant twisting what she usually says against her, and then said that I was in fact going to kill myself.

Anyway the next evening I got my mate to message her saying I'd killed myself, she started crying and I quickly popped back up (before she had the chance to do anything stupid), saying how I hope she realised suicide wasn't something to use in the way she did. And I recorded the conversation and used her crying as the background for some of my spoken word. Still up on soundcloud I think. She got really pissed off when she found that.

idk doing stuff like that I always find super interesting, because it so openly lays out people inner workings etc...

>>131004884
>Not wearing a condom while shagging random birds

>>131004982
desu lad she sounds more autistic than you. The fact she responded shows she's keen though.

>>131004982
whyd you pussy out?

>>131004982

You actually wrote that?

>>131001876
Molly looks the most wholesome.

>Wholesome girls
>Tinder

I know, I know.


Also lads, what happened to the white van hero?
I have not heard anything since the day after when the news was treating it like 9/11.

I reckon he'll get off light because he didn't actually kill anyone and probably never intended to, and there will be a big muzzy chimp out.

>>131005005
You sound legitimately mental m8. Think it's best you don't download Tinder. Just let the slags enjoy their lives.

>>131005077

I know lad but condoms don't protect against HPV - it's a bit of a contraceptive red-pill.

>>131004982
Ask her for pictures of her feet!

>>131004982
She has a tongue. If she wants her pussy licked, she can lick it herself. She needs COCK.

>>131004817

You know I'm off the dating/shagging scene 10 years now and to be honest getting back into it scares the shit out of me.

Back in my day you could buy a bird a few drinks, have a good time and head home together. Now I have to check for ID, fill out consent forms and actually care about my performance.

>>131004982
>apologising

You should have just changed the subject

>>131004982
>saying sorry
she clearly wanted some dude... this is how women let you know that they have a rape fetish.

Happy ID, bongs!

>>131005194

That's not how I usually act mate, only when I meet someone I don't really care about and can sever ties with without any collateral. Just experiment finding what makes people tick etc... Been massively helpful for interacting in real life.

>>131005392
Cheers Carlos

>>131005392
Thanks Burgerbro! You too.

Oh, wait a minute...

>>131005443
you're a psycho though

>>131005254

Don't overcomplicate things and just be yourself - your best self.

>>131004883
>Do you want a relationship though?
Yes and no. But I'm leaning more towards yes now just to hear some of your memechology.

>>131005513
dude, dont worry about them being independant, if wed maintained control of the colonies now wed be worrying about niggers and spics as much as we are muslims...so...dodged a couple bullets there.

>>131005392
Thanks m8.
Please tell us how to have free speech without getting arrested.
Ps. We have no guns.

>>131005466
Post more you funny cunt.

>>131005392

Thanks lad

>>131005466
Mate next time you find open with a girl post it here, I wanna guide you.
>>131005604
Care way to much about things to be a psycho mate, it's just a bit of fun, I make sure they're never hurt in the long run.

>>131005466
I might sign up.
I have been outside of a relationship for a year and have only slept with one girl since.

If I am in good shape do I upload a shirtless picture?

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>>131005504
Ay ay ay no me gusta!

>>131005443
how have you managed to keep your act up long enough to get engaged? my lies usually collapse after about 6 months and i have to move on

>>131005202
You're right, but with that mindset you'll never shag anybody.

>>131005254
Nah, you can still find girls on a night out. If she gets served in a bar she's old enough, it's literally their job to ID her if they believe she's under 25.

>>131005443
You're a manipulative twat and there's no need for it at all.

>>131005466
She looks like a prick, no big loss.

>>131005796
>shirtless picture

Obviously definitely do that

>>131005894
I roared out loud when you said "white British. You?" I doubt she'd get the joke.

>>131005464

Good point really. I think meeting through friends or social clubs are probably good ways to meet someone. With regards to the former, when you reach a certain age (separated fag here), your friends and the friends of friends are more likely to be in relationships.

As a rule, I think I would rather go without than have sex casually.

>>131005999
Is there a way to check out people in my area without actually giving my IRL details. I just want to browse.

>>131005933
I'm only engaged to her because I can genuinely be myself around her. She approached me and just brought me out of my shell really, never had to keep up an act with her.
Thought it'd never happen but there we are. Fuck knows why she's into me though, I'm the complete opposite of her.
>>131005971
>Implying manipulation isn't how you get anywhere in life
You gotta practice mate.

>>131005894
That's pretty good advice really. Just make sure they know you fancy them, but don't go straight to the eating out.

I generally wait until we've sent about 10-15 messages each then say something like 'I can't really be arsed with all this messaging shite, if you're free soon let's just go for a drink'. If she's interested she'll say yes, if not, then you don't have to waste any more time.

Make sure you take her to some cool places, buy her a few drinks and she'll be gagging for it. Probably. Don't go for a meal, don't go to the cinema, don't go bowling, don't go to any other meme dates. Just a drink is fine.

>>131005894
Is that car still outside?

>>131006252
?

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>>131006211
This one?

>>131005971
>She looks like a prick

You mean she looks like she has one

>>131005796

Nah leave something to their imagination - less (shown) is more kind of thing.

>>131006252
What car, mate?

>>131006241
Manipulation is okay until you start ruining people's lives. I guess I do agree with you though, just have some respect for other people and don't take it too far.

I'm only being hostile as I've been described as manipulative a few times and have tried to change that about myself.

>>131006279
The one with the man sat in it

>>131006370
I assume you clicked the wrong picture, but who knows. Friend says it's not a meme. Oh well. Thanks anyway. Not many people up this hour and /r/ is dead.

>>131005796
Shirtless picture is acceptable if you're on a beach or somewhere similar and it's a casual photo. If it's a (((selfie))) then you're objectively a faggot.

>>131006232
Ok Cupid used to let you look at profiles without being registered, but they've stopped now. No reason for autists to participate if they can just wank over the profile pics.

>>131006492

>Ruining peoples lives
Yea, I stated I never do that, I make sure they don't get hurt, formulate an exit strategy etc...

>>131006561
I clicked the right picture. I was just being a cunt. I know the one you're talking about but don't have it.

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>>131006640
Best of luck

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>>131006547

Don't look out the window Rightly it's a trap!

>>131006211

It's a Brazillian meme, best ask in a Portuguese language thread on /int/

>>131006747

Haven't really been able to do it since meeting my Fiance

>>131006816
It is? Thanks, I'll try that.

>>131006693
It's cool. Annoying, wish it had a name. Thanks.

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>>131006747

>>131006241
that's lucky, the only person i've been with who i was comfortable being myself around was crazy and that never ends well
>>131006492
women are mostly manipulative, even the 'nice' ones. the ones who pretend to be all nice innocent are usually not innocent at all

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>>131006211
Kuruminha

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>>131007191
Thanks babe!

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>>131007509
No worries love x

Are you worried Prussia? May says you have to have lived here for 5 years to gain British citizenship once we leave the EU.

>>131005971

I know lad, but currently my life is a lot less complicated. I've also done the family bit. I think it would take a good lass to bring me out of relationship retirement kek.

Ah yes, it was this time last year that many cunts here were claiming that if sterling turned to shit, which it has, it'd bounce right back within 6 months, which it most certainly hasn't.

>>131007718
Fuck off you Remainiac slumlord. What's the point of the pound without the country?

Bellend

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>>131007669
Stay in relationship retirement until the time is right, but if you can have a shag now and then you should. Otherwise you'll start to put it on a pedestal and that's when things get weird.

>>131007129

>>131007925
Enjoy being poor, as the country crumbles around you.

>>131008042

What's thunder thighs name?

This Grenfell charity song is utter dogshite, and you'd think that 1000s of people were wiped out in some disaster or something with the way they're portraying it.

>>131007620
No, I have bongi citizenship.

>>131008132
Oh, yeah, because retaining membership in a union designed to ruin our self sufficiency, enslave us, destroy our values and culture and then demographically replace our ethnic natives won't crumble the country around us" you stupid fucking brainwashed spastic.

GET OUT

>>131008561
He's outside checking cars

>>131008042

Thanks lad - we'll see how things unfold.

>>131008533
>>131008561
you write like a 8 year old

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>tfw you evolved to writing your memes out in paragraphs instead of single sentences
>tfw you studied psychology to give absolutely post meme tier advice to wizards and gremlins on a Tibetan spear fishing forum.

>>131008741
And he didn't invite me? Cheeky.

>>131008787
It's so people like you can understand, I've actually explained this in detail a few months ago.

>>131008211

An Anon kindly gave me this link earlier but forgotten how to archive it. I bet she has loads of hits now kek:

https://imgur.com/a/QLceQ

>Faggots on /pol/ at this hour

Fuck off

>>131008533
>>131008561
I'm just looking for a shag tbqh, I don't think I'm bad looking so I don't need to improve my self too much apart from getting a life and people skills.

I think I'll just lie my way into bed and then cut all ties after. Thanks for the advice though.

>>131008906
so people like me can understand you have the mind of a child?

>>131008956
>hippies on /pol/ ever

No u.

>>131008533
>>131008561

Damn good advice desu

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>>131008924

Damn, I would be so problematic for her.

>>131008960
What was all this about a car outside with a man in it?

>>131009078
You have a terrible understanding of the original hippie movement, I bet. It wasn't all peace and love as they'd have you believe.
Also, not all Hippies are bran flake eating, sandal wearing, refugee loving, dread-locked, cunts.

I wouldn't even say I'm a "hippie" anyway, it's just funny to post as that on here.

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>British law

>>131009322

Kek - she is quite the qt imo.

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>>131009469
>mfw sussex police end up making a new anti-muslim gang by sending all the cheeky blokes to prison

>>131009336

Care to give us a quick rundown lad?

>>131009469

Did Britain have "hate speech" laws before modern times? Seems like a very (((modern))) concept, honestly. Men like Sir Mosley would probably be put in jail these days for speaking up for the ethnic British people.

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>>131009072
So people can understand the point I'm trying to get across without me having to explain myself in 13 different posts.

>>131008960
>I don't think I'm bad looking so I don't need to improve my self too much
You should improve yourself, that's it, there's no, I'm good enough shite. That's it and if you need to ask if you need to improve yourself then you really do, I'm not expecting you to say it aloud but atleast be honest with yourself, I can bet that you could come up with atleast 5 things wrong with you apart from the things you mentioned with seconds.

>>131009186
>hours spent studying for two (You)s and a nice comment
Worth it.

>>131009783

They were first conceived in the 80's but it was the 90's and 2006 reforms that made them a joke.

We're forced to have them under EU law.

>>131009742
Not really, why don't you find out for yourself

>>131009783

Race Relations Act 1976 - pretty sure crime aggravated by race has been prosecutable since then, which I think would include verbal threats of a racist nature.

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britistanis need to get tommy robinson on the JRE ASAP, before he is killed in a 'botched mugging'.

>>131009933
Why don't you stop being a faggot, hippie.

>>131009933

Well you're the one who brought it up lad.

>>131009905

Sad. Nice thing about living in America is you can at least say incredibly offensive, racist, and sexist things online still, albeit not using your real name for obvious reasons.

>>131009982

Makes sense, even if it was a slippery slope to where it is now. I think in the US even verbal threats can be protected under freedom of speech but I don't remember the specifics of what the Supreme Court has said.

Thanks for the info anyways :^)

>>131009829

Good - you're most welcome.

>>131008960
Women want to think that they're something special. Instead of "eat you out" you should have said "I wanna take you on a picnic at (insert fancy park area) and once we're done eating and chatting we can read together in the sun."

Two hours of picnicking later and you can take her home, kiss her and eat her out. It's not hard lad.

>>131008533
>>131008561
Not bad advice desu senpai
There are things I can do fairly easily to make myself more desirable. I have some short term goals in mind.

Anyway need to sleep for now.

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>>131009469

There is currently a thread going for all non-Brits to take the piss out of Sussex Police. Its not worth the risk for actual Brits, considering the face jail time.
>>131009719

Some of the Americans are pretending to be Muslims tweeting "die white scum" and such, they've gotten a few legit British Muslims to join in.

>>131010281

You're welcome lad - One of the things that isn't covered (except anti-semitism) is religion, hence why critiquing Islam - to some degree - is acceptable.

>>131010484
Do your worst, lads!

>>131010281

So it's the same as here basically?

The Police only do anything if people make a stink.

If we're not careful though we'll end up like Germany where they raid people.

Morning chaps. I have just woke up 4 hours early.

GAS THE KIKES
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Should have left a link to the thread.

>>131003453

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Gotta crash now gang - been comfy.

Godspeed.

>>131011273
g'night

>>131008798
Take off the trip, poof.

>>131011273
I'll take your place

>>131010064
>>131010130
Not very nice, cunts.

Lads, how do I turn off custom flags?

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>>131001602

[If you see any Shills doing the tactics in the Image, they are part of the Terror Network that did the Manchester & 6/3 Terror Attacks]

Thread Archive:

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>131002767
I like her clockwork orange costume.

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>>131013298
>can't sleep

>>131013653
>weebs
Did you think it was going to go any other way though?

anime is pathetic

>>131014567
so why watch it then? why save it on your computer?

sad

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le conservative englishman

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>>131011148
Fucking hilarious. The Yanks are going all out. They're spamming these crazy pigs with absolutely mad shit.

The reason Theresa May has continued to allow immigration to rise in this country, despite her not wanting to admit it, is because she realises that we NEED immigrants of all backgrounds in this country.

Furthermore, indigenous British people are the WORST when it comes to integration. Integration isn't a one way street, you can't expect immigrants to integrate when their white British neighbours want to move out as soon as they move in. Integration doesn't mean pander to white britishness. Globalism and multiculturalism means you're going to have to get over your empire mindset, get up off your arse and try to communicate back. Also what about the white retired British immigrants who go to other countries and live in gated communities because they don't want to integrate either. And no, you don't have the right to be upset; instead, I would like some humility from you and other white British people. You have benefitted from the economic growth spurred on by immigration and the European Union.

>>131015255
Fuck off with this dickhead pasta.

>>131015190

What's the story here? I stopped watching QT a long time ago. Still watch TW though, #PrayforOsborne

>>131015420
He was talking too much

>>131015362
Theresa May says Islamophobia is a form of extremism.

>>131015557
Rightly you madman. Every night you're still up at this hour. I drank too much green tea and can't sleep. Have you seen the threads where the Yanks are trolling our police on twitter and yidbook?

>>131015835
Yeah, pretty proud of them tbqh

>>131015765
Theresa May is a traitor and a liar. She can fuck off.

>>131015885
I've expressed my gratitude and amusement. Looks like they're bringing 8 /pol/ in on it aswell.

>>131015765

She's a dead woman walking in Osborne's words.

>>131015908
Only through community cohesion can we have a strong and stable government. This is the right thing what Theresa May said.

>>131016280
Fuck off.

>>131016397
The reason Theresa May has continued to allow immigration to rise in this country, despite her not wanting to admit it, is because she realises that we NEED immigrants of all backgrounds in this country.

Furthermore, indigenous British people are the WORST when it comes to integration. Integration isn't a one way street, you can't expect immigrants to integrate when their white British neighbours want to move out as soon as they move in. Integration doesn't mean pander to white britishness. Globalism and multiculturalism means you're going to have to get over your empire mindset, get up off your arse and try to communicate back. Also what about the white retired British immigrants who go to other countries and live in gated communities because they don't want to integrate either. And no, you don't have the right to be upset; instead, I would like some humility from you and other white British people. You have benefitted from the economic growth spurred on by immigration and the European Union.

You clearly demonstrate.

>>131015420
BBC planted some guy to be loud to distract from its massive left wing bias.

>>131016568
Top lad.

What messaging app is it?

>>131016568
>ignored
lol

>>131016653
Kik

>>131016751
What is her name on kik?

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>>131001876
>I can't wait to meet Molly in person

>>131016653
If you match with any girls you don't want to fuck can you message them with ridiculously mad shit and post the results here?

>>131016876
She doesn't look fat desu

>>131016917
yeah

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>>131016876

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>I can't wait to meet Right So in person.

>>131016938
I think he meant you...

>>131016788
I deleted her but I could give you a qt trap?

>>131016995
I'm not fat either.

Ahh a year ago today lads. This day and the 24th were two of the greatest days ever. Will never forget. It's gone by so quickly.

BIG MERCHANT BANKS

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think I'll go now senpais. hopefully I won't be back. one less shitposter eh?

How are you retards so autistic?
It's literally easy to get laid, I don't understand...

>Mfw mates tell me X chick thinks I'm "fit" "handsome", etc
>Mfw I tell them I don't give a fuck and I am too good for them or "you're not my type, sorry"

I literally refuse decent looking birds simply because I can't stand their company and would rather not pretend to like these cunts all for a disappointing shag or suck job, lol

It ain't easy being devilishly handsome & intelligent, lads

>>131017530
I'm not even ugly just don't have a social circle

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>I hope Right So will accept that I look a little different to my Tinder photo. I really hope he is the 6'5" doctor, charity worker, millionaire, inventor, rugby captain, and mountain climber that he says he is. It will be a disappointment to meet another 20st virgin neet who hasn't seen sunshine for years.
t.Molly

>>131017530
>>131017735

Can you cunts take your personal feefee blog elsewhere please.

>>131017878
You're up early, lad. It's not even marmalade time yet.

Lads, got to go sign on in few hours but there is a terrorist on the loose where I live. The police and news are trying to say he's a mentally ill person, but he's a muzzy, has a knife and military helecopters have been scouring the town looking for him. Sounds like a terrorist to me.

If I don't come back someone give me dole to me Mum.

>>131005504
thanks m8 have a pint on me

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>>131018171

>>131018345
Good choice. I like one of each. Lime and orange. Plenty of butter and semi-crunchy toast. Non-sugared tea. Dog walk. Newsagents. More tea.

Second Breakfast.

Begin day.

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Just reading up the thread now, its like the blind leading the blind lol im pretty sure none of those guys like preusse etx know how to handle girls, no hard feelings.

I think rightly so may have just been banned

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>>131001602

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>>131019126
Good.

So lads on a scale of amazing to spectacular how good is Melanie Phillips?

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>>131019652
Why doesn't your scale include negative numbers? Also, is there something wrong with you?

>>131019652

She should be PM

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>>131019126
You're welcome. A friend I know did lots of reports. Pube got a bunch of deletes so he should be banned too. Make sure to always report ban evaders.

>>131020002

Elucidate.

> INB4 She's Jewish.

I know but she always defends Christians and seems to be on the pulse of where the UK is heading.

Since based rightly so was probably banned by fag mods someone else will have to make the next thread

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>>131017530
>absolute aspie trying to brag about girls to other oblivious aspies
Nice one.
>>131018709
>coping this hard
You do know when I say something along the lines of "Also I feel as if I really need to repeat myself just because some aspie always misunderstands" I don't intend it as a guide for mongs like you too follow.
>>131019126
He did, quite a few people involved in our earlier conversation got banned.
>>131020283
>banned
See if you weren't such a mong you'd read a few of my posts and realised I went to bed but now you summoned me.

Absolute state of mere mortals.

>>131020312
Can you link something pertinent? I thought for one hideous moment you meant that she was attractive physically.....I almost cancelled breakfast.

>>131020731
Don't even know what that means, nor do I care
Believe whatever you wanna believe, you virginal freak

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>>131020731
Anonymong?

Happy St Nigels day lads

Just think this time last year we were all buzzing our cakes off

>>131019126
>I think rightly so may have just been banned

wot for lad?

>>131020837

These are two recent ones.

http://www.melaniephillips.com/fight-death-britain-america/

http://www.melaniephillips.com/britain-not-longer-liberal-country/

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>>131020892
>"hurr i'm retarded you virgin"
Is this a new low for anonymongs? Honestly as much as I love the fact that everyone with a triple digit IQ either loves me or has nothing against it'd be nice if one or two of them replaced a few of the double digit IQ retards who have nothing better to do than attempt to and pathetically fail at insulting the most famous person they know.

>>131021154
I think he might have been banned for 3 days for offtopic posting

>>131020731
Hows your girlfriend doing then?

>>131021492
>girlfriend
An attempt, nice.

You've been planning this out for a while, go on.

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>>131021392

>>131021426
Ah right, thanks lad

>>131021615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWn_hbzVtb0

>>131021602
You didn't answer my question

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>>131021424
Isn't it time for your jog, fat boy?

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>>131021763
But I did, you've already admitted to autistically stalking all my previous posts. Don't play the fool because you didn't get your way.

>mortals

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>>131021792
Isn't your sister out of town for the weekend? Who else is going to make me my post shag sandwich?

>>131021792
>>131021967
Only incentive I have to jog.

>>131021861
>Don't have a gf
>Here lad, let me tell you how to get a gf

Top kek

>>131022068
Took your time, is that it? Was hoping for more tbqh.

>>131022279
Go on tinder lad and post results, I haven't had a good laugh in ages

>>131022422
>using tinder

self-awareness
NOUN

Conscious knowledge of one's own character, feelings, motives, and desires.
‘the process can be painful but it leads to greater self-awareness’

>>131022422
>>131022644
Judging by your responses I know that you still don't understand so let me explain.

Developing self-awareness is a great way of learning more about yourself and what you’re capable of. There are some great ways you can work on your self-awareness, but what you do next is entirely up to you.
This might help if you:

Want to know more about yourself
Don’t understand other people’s reactions to stuff you’re doing
Feel like you’re weird or different
Want to be more confident
Want better self-esteem
boy and girl in lecture at uni
Why does it matter?

Self-awareness is really just about being aware of who we are. It can relate to knowing your own values, your beliefs, personal preferences and tendencies.

Because we are all different in the way we react to things, it can be really helpful to start thinking about how we work best, including things like:

how we learn best
our talents and abilities
personality traits
political beliefs
values
You know how famous people always say “Stay true to yourself”? This is actually really important advice, but it’s not easy to stay true to yourself if you don’t know who you are. By becoming self-aware and understanding your strengths and limitations, you open up opportunities that just aren’t available if you don’t know yourself. You’re also able to have more honest and genuine relationships because the people that you’re attracted to will be attracted to you for who you actually are.

>>131022422
So how can I work on it?

1. Assess your self-talk
The first step in self-awareness is to listen to yourself. What’s going on in your mind? Is it a series of negative thoughts that make you feel pretty crap? Or are you always looking on the bright side?

In practice - Take a couple of minutes each day to just sit in silence and listen to what you’re thinking. One way of getting your inner voice going is to stand in front of a mirror and hear what you’re saying to yourself about how you look. It might even help to write down your thoughts so you can get a better idea of how positive or negative they are.

2. Use your senses
Our senses (sight and sound in particular) provide us with a huge insight into the world, ourselves, other people and situations. But these senses are often viewed through a filter of our own self talk.

For example, a frown does not always mean someone’s angry and someone groaning doesn’t mean you’re boring. When our mind is determining how we see things it can be easy to start feeling hurt.

In practice - Next time you feel like someone is judging you or has made you feel bad about yourself, take a step back and write down why you think this. Ask yourself, could these actions have been interpreted differently? You might actually find that your interpretation was clouded by your own negative thoughts.

>>131022644
Go on do it for the banter

>>131022870
tl;dr you're a fucking retard who doesn't get girls

>>131022965
You don't have a girlfriend though. All the drivel you posted is meaningless if it is not vindicated in the form of an interpersonal relationship with a real life human girl.

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>>131021967
Is your Mum out of town again, fat boy? How embarrassing that you have to be an Anonymong. Poor you.

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>>131023134
Can anyone link this mong to a site where he can work on his English?

>more experience with girls than most if not all of you
>degree in memechology so I'm literally qualified to not only assess and discuss your and anyone elses love life but their entire life
>IQ of 220+ according to ancient tales
>"hurrrr but that doesn't mean anything because you didn't settle for some dumb cunt off tinder like me xd"
Great job on that one.

When will they learn?

>>131023373
>this is the best that he can come up with
I swear everytime you mongs get btfo you get dumber and dumber.

>tfw wrong trip
whoops

atleast i didn't use the yktd trip

>>131005443
Reminds me of American Psycho. You're a bit detatched from your actions fella.

>>131023401
>Has psychology degree
>Spends time bullying teenagers on the internet

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>>131023499
Whoops. Elephant in the room, fat boy.