Why does no one want to be the king of the UK ?

>>131000872
Would you? I would fucking hate it. There is no group I hate more than the English royalty, especially that bitch Kate Middleton.

>>131000872
Because the Queen is going to live forever anyway.

>>131001547
>the Queen is going to live forever
*drawn and quartered by a lynch mob after it's revealed that she's a lizard person

>>131001801
Lizard people can survive that, you need to finish it with fire

"I don't want to be king"
"but you're 5th in line"
"reeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>>131000872
Responsibility but no power.

>>131000872
b/c they're fucking liars or stupid.

Fuck it I'll be your king England. I promise to return glory by immediately expelling all Saracens and declaring war on Germoney.

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>The TRUE King of the North

>>131000872
I'll be the king.

>>131000872

I'd be king just to abolish the government and hand over all land titles to their rightful owners.

>>131000872
because its a shithole ruled by kikes, a king is just a figurehead and will always be so

>>131002217
Mosley was the rightful Heir to the throne

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CROWNED BY GOD NOT BY THE CHURCH
AS MY POWER IS DIVINE

King of paki land.
No thanks I'll pass

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>>131000872
>Why does no one want to be the king of the UK ?
Because kings are good, and kings are strong. Kings are the best of everything!

>>131002371

>land titles to their rightful owners

And this would be the riff-raff who migrated from Syria yesterday? The Queen owns all the land.

>>131001353
gas em