>tfw we can now invade the USA

Nice ship... I may sink it

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>>130990447
Calm down now mohammed

A FUCKING RAMP

>a fucking RAMP!

Nice ramp you fucking carnies

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a fucking ramp

What's the ramp meme. It seems fucking rad my dudes

>they fell for the aircraft carrier meme

>>130990447
A FUCKING RAMP

>>130990447
Loose lips sinks ships.

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>>130990447
>today I will remind them

I want in on this new RAMP meme too

>>130990671
they use them as skate parks since they never see conflict because they're such pussies

Now we have a carrier AND a van. Time to retake the empire lads.

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>>130990447
That ship appears to be behind the curve.

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>>130990447
NOT WITH THAT FUCKING RAMP YOU CAN'T

>>130990447
>what are missiles
Kek

>>130990534
I came.

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>tfw the ramp scares Americans

Why?

Because the ramp reminds them of their future without nationalized healthcare. When they develop diabetes and eventually loose their legs, they'll be taking the ramp every time they want to hit Walmart.

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>>130991008

>>130991257
sooner or later walmarts will all be built downhill

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>>130990447
>>tfw we can now invade the USA

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH try it bonghead

The new 13 billion dollar USA carrier

>>130990447
A fucking canoe!

>>130991909
Did ya notice there is no ramp?

>>130990447
Try to reconquer London first.

Yeah, fucking ramps mean it's shit. Just drop a MOAB on that piece of shit.

>>130990518

>General Belgrano

>two towers

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They copied the Russians. What are they gonna do? Launch Tony Hawk?

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>>130990518

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>>130993086

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AHH NUU

>>130990447
You're retarded

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>>130993577
lack of maintenance spare parts trained crew etc back in the soviet days it would have given you a run for your money

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>>130990447

invade? you're fucking dumb. america is the most armed country in the world. we sleep with machine guns under our beds. not to mention you're a fucking midget of an island compared to us. we SLAUGHTERED the british once before (revolutionary war) and we'll do it again. learn your history.

>>130990447
Not with that cuck-ramp you aren't lmao. Fuck outta here.

>>130993736
>be dumbshit wog
>be literally incapable of bants

>>130990447
No you couldn't. Last time you tried, it was a disaster for queen and country.

You'll always be out pets. Don't you ever fucking forget that britbong

>>130994142

Not disagreeing entirely but it was the French, not you.

>>130990447
Hehe. That's funny! Tell another one.

>>130990447
this is bait but sure with fewer planes (made in US) with less fuel and weapons with no ability to launch turbo props like AWACS and with only 2 carriers against 4 sure you can old man

we SLAUGHTERED the french here in America too.....LOL

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>>130994118
the french notice no retarded ramp

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>>130990447
Anon, I...
http://archive.is/s34MQ

>>130994142
Daily reminder british won war of 1812

>>130990784
>>130990634
>>130990561
>>130990554
>>130990537
>>130991909
>>130994198

>t. ramplets

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>A FUCKING RAMP

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>>130991909
>this kills the us navy ship

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>>130991257
Reported for hate speech!

You planes at the dollar store, didn't you?

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>>130992408
We don't need no fuckin ramp

>>130990447
>>tfw you spent all that money to protect Jewistan and nothing else, while your woman are raped by muslims back at home

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>>130994656

Big Win, Fucking Hosers.

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>>130994659
A fucking microwave?!

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>>130994263
>tfw you forget what happened in the war of 1812.

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>>130990894

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>ramp

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>>130991257
Try again sweety.

>>130991008
GET OUT CARLOS.

>>130994619
RAMPED.COM

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>tfw Brits are the only people to have never known what it is like to be under the boot of another

Americans talk about freedom, but Brits are the only ones who live it.

>>130990447

>tfw when theres a truck attack on your ship bong.

All part and parcel of being in a modern navy.

>>130994619
Airstrip One.

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>>130995813
Oh, hey there.

>>130996539
Respond to my bait you little shits.

>>130991909

Where do they cook the burgers and where do they hold prayer service with collected donations for Israel?

>>130990447
wtf I love muslims now

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>>130997061

>>130990447

All it will be used for is to airlift and ship more muzzies to Anglo-Caliphate.Just part and parcel...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_carriers#Numbers_of_aircraft_carriers_by_country

You have 0 Aircraft carriers in service, 0 in reserve, and 2 under construction.
We have 10 in service, 1 in reserve, and 2 under construction.

We also have a fuckload of submarines for sinking other countries' aircraft carriers when they think that this now means they can dare to challenge us.

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>>130995813
>Tfw america got everything it wanted out of the war
>no more british impression
>Sick ass battles straight out of movies
>beggining of American Exceptionalism
>and brits got nothing

>>130994845

the noes knows.

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>>130991909
It's fucking beautiful

>>130994118

That ramps gunna put someones eye out. Its just an accident waiting to happen.

>>130990537
>>130990554
>>130990561
>>130990634
>>130990784
>>130994716
>>130996167

it s funny cause the ramp is not even going to be used since the HMS QE will be using SVTOL like the harrier and f35 ..

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>>130990447
>tfw we can now invade the USA
3/10 troll harder newfag.

>>130995813
What's that? Can't hear ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0

>>130990447
>two islands

>>130998028
Even if you can take off vertically you get more payload if you do a sick jump off the end of the carrier instead. At least i think that's how it works

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>>130990447

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>>130993086

>>130990447
Fag ramp!

>>130990518
Nice country...We may nuke it

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>>130998028

So it is really just a skate ramp for sailors.

>>130990447
Is that a fucking ramp?

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>>130990447
Pls don't invade senpai, my boipussi is still virgin

>>130991257
DELET

Can you run over those Africans coming to Italy with that thing?
ramp-a-dindu pls

>>130995813
See >>130990894

>>130994263
once we free the slaves we'll make them swear allegiance to our queen and join our team

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Hosting the next X-games there

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>>130995813
Apparently so did you.

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>>130998503
you need amerilard permission to use your nukes m8

>>130999443
we nuked you a few times, did we need their permission then?

>>130990447
A FUCKING RAMP

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>>130990447
>teleports behind you

>>130990447
Why does that ramp have a parking lot attached to it? Is it for Friday prayer gatherings?

>>130993086
You copied us. We invented carriers, the technology and doctrine.. You will have to copy the double island next.

>>130990885
"ships"

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>>130999443

you need chinas permission to patrol your own waters

>>130990447
Third time's a charm right Nigel?

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>>130999443
I want to learn more about this

>>130990447
>tfw we can now invade the USA
Just come and take California. Nobody in flyover country will put up much of a fight.

>>131000431
children of men

>>130990447
why would our 51st state invade us

>>131000516
We have an army of spics and niggers with weapons. They will fight the invaders for fun to satisfy their bloodlust.

>>130998307
mh i don t know if the f35 can jump off the ramp .. usually only jets with high thrust/weight ratio can do it

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>>130994845

>>131000873
nvm i just read the HMS is SVTOL , so yes the planes will take off from the RAMP to carry more load and land verticaly

>>131000873
Fine make me look shit up will you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pWLVOP7y-4

>>130990447
Good looking ship. Why two conning towers?

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>>130993086
lmao even in their cleaned-up propaganda pictures they can't stop the boat from turning into the Admiral Krakatoa

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>>130999981
Our asw ships wolud leisurely cruise over and destroy it. US Navy can't even spot a container ship.

>>130994061
lmao you think they didn't have a lack of spare parts/trained crew back in the soviet days?

The US will have achieve peak naval power when even the Coast Guard has a carrier.

>>131000798
Aw come on. Let the Brits take you over. The Brits have no guns, they restrict speech, they love Islam and they have a queen to worship. I thought the Californians would love it. We'll keep the newly formed state of Jefferson.

ITT: terrified Americans

>>130999981
>stealthily unzips dick

>>130991257
Mm burgers. You jelly ahmed?

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>>131001395

> u-u-uh b-b-but

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>there are countries in the world that have less than ten (10) aircraft carriers
lmaoin @ at ur lives

>>131001362
>US Navy can't even spot a container ship
He's got a point, fellow burgers.

>>130992691
Underrated

A couple of exocet missiles will take care of that abomination, no problems.

>>130991008
Construir el muro cholo

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>>131001577
> ITT bri... i mean muslims larping.
Allah Akbar amarite?

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>>131002015

>>130990447
Whoa there. You need at least a nuclear powered carrier if you wanna project any real force in the world.

>>131002192

>>130990447
>DON'T BE A TRAMP
>BIN THAT RAMP

>>130994061
The US has consistently overstated Russia's offensive ability. According to one of the American pilots that went over to Germany to inspect and fly the Mig29 the East Germans were poorly trained and a lot of the Mig29's capabilities were overstated. Not to say that the Russian military is toothless though. Historically Russia has been great when defending but struggled when attempting to push the offensive.

>>131000431
The UK's nuclear deterrent is all USA made except for the subs they reside in. British submarines will regularly visit Kings bay submarine base in Georgia to get their missiles and warheads serviced.

Its widely speculated that the USA has put some-type of backdoor in the weapons to prevent their use against us.

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>>130997061
funny as fuck, well done buddy
this comment, not the bait

>>131002212
The nuclear ones take along time to refuel. 18 months i think. We can have them both deployed if something happens. You can only have 5 or 6 maybe.

>>131003077
They don't need to be refueled for a long time, though.

>>131000516
And nuke Portland while you're at it.

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>>130990447
>2nd largest air force on the planet
>still larger than the entire European continent

Do they do drug testing over there?

>>130990447
Rofl, grow up
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio-class_submarine

>>131002703
>Its widely speculated that the USA has put some-type of backdoor in the weapons to prevent their use against us.
Except Israel of course

>>130999443
This is just a stroll through London

>>131002609
i know this is overused but probably monkey models the east german one had a worse radar than russian mig but yeah now a days the might as well be toothless their navy is falling apart so is the airforce

>>131003245
Can't really risk it when we only have 2. We need them to help you out and share the burden.

>>130990447
we'd rather not have any carriers than use a gay fucking ramp.

>>130999805
Yes.

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>>130995813
I remember.
>'United States Navy defeated and captured six vessels of British Royal Navy. This ensured American control of the lake for the rest of the war, which in turn allowed the Americans to recover Detroit and win the Battle of the Thames to break the Indian confederation of Tecumseh. It was one of the biggest naval battles of the War of 1812.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lake_Erie

>>130990534
It's the button the nosecone of a missle should push to enter the next great era

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>>130991257
Or we could just blow you the fuck up, your choice.

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>>131001362
>US Navy can't even spot a container ship.
Brits can't avoid icebergs.

>>131005823
>This ensured American control of the lake for the rest of the war, which in turn allowed the Americans to recover Detroit.

Wow, such a loss.

>>131006495
that is nothing a Russian Spy ship was sunk by a cargo ship full of sheeps coming from romania at least the US destroyer was still floating the russian ship was not

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>>131006775
Detroit used to be a paradise in it's day. It's on a prime location on flat land that sits on fresh water shipping lanes and it rains there all the time. The only problem is the nigger infestation and 70 years of democrat leadership.

>>130994142
Reminder that US and allies deaths were double that of the British and allies.

>>130990447

Worlds Largest Navy? USA Navy 3.4 MILLION TONS

UK Navy? 340,000 Tons.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bonus Round: Worlds Largest air force? US NAVY!!

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>>130990447
a fucking ramp

>>131008210
that is the second largest airforce the first is the US airforce

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>>130990447
Is this what you fuckers do every night before falling asleep? Dream about invading us?

>>131008553

Nope. You are wrong. Airforce is now smaller, they are more focused on bombers and drones. Navy has WAAY more.

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>>130994656
Battle of New Orleans

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>>130999981

>Bombards Eglin Air Force Base while ghosting you and causing panic in the pentagon

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>>131008210
having more ships makes it fair,it would be unfair on you if we had the even amount of firepower

>>131005823
An eagle with tits?

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>>130990447
>Invade
>USA

>>131006148
we got enough nukes for 3 per state anon

sure you have more nukes but lets face it,are you gonna dump 6000 of them on an island?

after the ist 50 its pretty much a smoking crater lol

ITT: anglo nations comparing dick sizes with eachother

>>131009553
4,3 nukes actually,so say 4 per state and a couple extra on the cities and reactors

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>>131009654
wanna compare anglo dick to non anglo dick kraut?

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>>131009654

Don't worry, you can always have our sloppy seconds when we are finished.

>>131007523
Reminder I am not posting from the United States of Britain.

>>131009746

Rudeltaktik, that is all

>>130990447
Not the first time we've been threatened by a Muslim country

>>131002609
It's probably a better strategic option to overestimate.

>>130995619
>microwaving things in the center
>microwaving effectively
pick one.

>>130990447

babby's first aircraft carrier. i like it. it's cute.

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>>131010001
>Rudeltaktik

>>130991909
>with the whole crew made of mexican manlets niggers and faggots

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>>131010164
nah the ww1 argus was one of our 1st...had a flat top old hat design,we have moved on to superior ramp now :)

>>131009758
I don't know what sloppy seconds are

>>131010103
yanks cant into kettle

they microwave cups of water like absolute barbarians is the meme hes conveying

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>>130993577

You have one great air craft carrier.

We have 12.

Good luck sugar plum sweetie pie.

>>131010435
sloppies are hand me downs,either our old military tech or a woman who has just been fucked and chucked and now is crying on your shoulder

>>131010435
made me kek.
Must be a kraut.

>>131010488
>not cooking with magical micro waves
desu i am quite glad i dont have to interact with the word "kettle" on a daily basis.

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>>131010060
Did you attend your daily Muslim rights protest.

>>131010674
how do you bang the kettle on when you need to make a hot drink or make gravy?

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>>130990447
>tfw Argentina and Britains will never be close allies and BFFs again because of a retarded 2-month meme war
>tfw we will never be called the "Honorary Dominion" again
Feels bad Britain-senpai

>>130992408
We can't let the UK get the fucking steam catapult codes

>>130990534
What if we actually blew that shit up? What would happen?

>>131010583
My country does not use your sloppies we use Russian sloppies.

>>131010642
No

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>>131011009
the biggest happening of happenings

>>131010891
i microwave it in the same pyrex measuring cup i use to contain/dispense all liquids with because i am a savage bachelor degenerate and i hate cleaning dishes.

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>>130990894
Fuck Britain and fuck those maple-drenched fur-traders in the Canadas.

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>>130998166

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>>131011358

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>>131011460

>>131010960
>steam
That's Nimitz-class shit; the Ford-class comes with catapults propelled by fucking electromagnets.

>>130990534
The shadow in that picture is all wrong

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>>130990447

FUCKING RAMPS WAT

HAHAHAHA

>>130990518
Non-functional bombs from shitty planes were so OP brits had to use subs

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This is just a tiny fraction of our naval power, Rory.

If Britain and America ever went to war again, you'd be a smouldering pile of tea cups and dead bodies.

You limeys will always be red coats.

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its been a while since our ships made american ones look like shit lol

>>131011550
of course, ameriniggers are the babylon whore and israel their pimp

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>>131011886
what the bloody ell did you bloody say to me you bloody bastard?

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hell+march+uk

>>131011886
There's always one asshole out of formation

>>131012175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo

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>>131011886
...but then I was like

>>130994656
Nobody won, nothing strategic changed after the war. We each burnt down some cities then called it a war and have had peaceful relationships since.

The British agreeing to stop kidnapping Americans and make them serve in the Royal Navy was the only tangible change.

>>131012235
The modern rifle with traditional uniform looks dumb as fuck.

>>130995813
Americans burned down York (Toronto)

>>131012594
they are the queens guard they cant defend the queen with 1 shot brown bess's lol

>>131012313
That's an isolated incident

>>131001395
not like today its worse

>>131013275
everything that happened under obama isnt to be used as an argument

same with our labour govt

the leadership of both made us both cucked and weak

>>131001070
kek.

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>>130991909

>>130998503
>britain
>nuke

that will be 50 sucks of trumps balls for permission

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>>131013626
We have the most beautiful navy in the world though.

You have to admit...

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>>131011009
the world celebrates and finally everybody can collectively admit that fucking shit stain of a religion has finally been flushed and we're all much much happier for it.

Oh lord here he goes, another episode of Dad pretends his military is still relevant..

just everyone go along with him and we'll be out of here sooner

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>>130993577
Why can't Russians ever into navy?

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>>131014382
if we cant rule the waves im ok with you doing it

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>>131015514

>>130990447
Invade Germany you dumb fucks.


Love you.

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>>131016485

>>130994118

What's so bad about Italy having a carrier in line with their resources?

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Americans can't say shit about our glorious carriers, guess who invented:

The Carrier Ramp
The Steam Catapult
The Angled Flight Deck


Britain Wins Again

>>130991257
>Loose

God I hate when people spell lose wrong.

>>130991909
why CGI? why not a photo?

>>130991008
Ay Carlos

>>130990447
>>tfw we can now invade the USA

We have city and county militias
Police with MRAPS and HUMVEEs
National guard
Air national guard
Reserve forces in the air force,army, navy and marine corps

Kek bring it bitch

start ww3 already its destined

>>130990447
Don't!!!

>>130990447
A

>>131019804
FUCKING

>>130993086
Pro skater 64

>>131019952
LEAF!

>>130990447
And it's accessible. Nice handicapped ramp

>>130996977
>>130998167
>>130999377
You won a battle after the war was already over

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>>130990894
hehe

>>131020126
The bongs were the attackers though, it was their mistake. Jackson was just sitting in New Orleans to man the defense.

>>131020098
>And it's accessible. Nice handicapped ramp

Kek ur a cheeky cunt u m8

with what, plastic spoons?

>>130990447
>Being this retarded

>>130994619
holy shit you brits got cucked of your ship

>>131019952
RAMP

>>131017284
creativity is only as useful as its application anon. Congradulations on your nations absolute failure to apply innovation to maintain its global dominance. Now you are fucking having to worry about some asshole reporting you to the ministry of the thought police, now that is what I call dystopian volume 10!

>>130992691
I actually keked

>>130992691
Savage

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>>130990447
pic related

>>131011550
underrated
saved
top kek

>>130990561
Tell me more about our glorious navy, Feng?

>surplus British diesel subs
>sea kangz
>most ships in dry dock for repairs
> 0 carriers.

>>130990447

Bad idea to fuck with the USA, I'd go with Germany 3rd times a charm.

>>131001070
perfect

>>130990671
Bongs Navy is big into skateboarding, anon. Thought everybody know that.

>Britan sails their new ship to Mexico
>drag it onto land, ramp facing the border
>peaceful Muslim immigrants drafted into the British armed forces drive Mini Coopers off the ramp
>they clear the wall, and drive off towards all major cities spreading peace via bumpers to Americans


What else could the ramp possibly be used for?

Do ramp carriers have to be super careful about how much ordnance they put on there aircraft so the plane doesn't fall into the water?

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>>131017284
This slays me. Boudicca would not have driven a scythed chariot. British chariots were light chariots. Also she would've carried javelins and pila, which would've been stolen roman weapons from her destruction of Camoludunum and Londinium. Her chariot also would've likely been pulled by a single horse. The axle wouldn't have been treated to be used by two destriers. The horses depicted would've been from a much later era. This statue is crap and wrong.

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>>131001872
We steered clear of that container ship. We just underestimated the severity of Asian shit-driving.
It literally did a U-ie right back into us.

Probably had it's left turn blinker on the entire time it was making that hard right.

>>131001742

> there are countries what have 10+ aircraft carriers but their citizens haven't got a basic healthcare system

>>131008641
Navy has more Planes
Army has more Boats
Air Force has more Chairs

>>130993086
haha you fucking killed it with words.

>>131009695
You really are dumb.. you have your set of codes, but we have to give you our set of the code so you can even arm the weapon.

Then those nukes run off of our satellites, which wont allow you to point your weapons at us. Youre a fucking idiot.

>>130991909
what if the planes fall off?

>>131033359
This is very true, but those chairs will slay you with their comfort and lumbar support.

>>130994061
>If only everything were different things would be different
OK.

>>130994716
t. 0 carriers

>>131034446
no mate just saying things did not always were this way and are worse now for the lack of things that i said before that is all

>>131020364
>it was their mistake
They had orders to attack no matter what. It was intentional.

>>130994142
You gained independence because the tony colonial theatre was a waste of resources in the global war against France at the time, lol. None of us cared. We were just getting started in india which was looking much more promising. Anyway' everything the french did to directly help is why you 'won' haha.

>unironically thinking american education is education xd

>>130990447
Don't go to fast on that ramp you might over shoot the US and land in the ocean

SAY IT WITH ME
A
FUCKING
RAMP

>>131034794
>inb4 burgers autistically foam at the mouth about inconsequential typos made on the throne

>>131034621
The war ended 3 days prior. There were messengers telling them to stop but they didn't reach them in time. It was a pointless battle and there was no support coming after they invaded. Quit splitting hairs.

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>>131006495
BRITS BTFO

>>130994142
Yeah alright, calm down you sad cunt, this post was clearly a joke

>>131034963
Lord Pakenhurst ordered them to attack regardless of news of a peace treaty.

>>131035396
Woops Bathhurst.

>>130990447
Is that a fookin' ramp m8?!
You avin' a giggle lad?

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>>130990447
two ramps ,one moves so that it's constantly facing Mecca. Very inclusive of you

>>131008380
We'll only be laughing for so long. Ramps will let them jump over our border walls.

>>131017837
How retarded are you?

>>130990447

Good now maybe we can uncuck ourselves from providing defense welfare for the world.

>>131019018
SAS would dick all of them

>>130994656
https://youtu.be/50_iRIcxsz0

>a fucking ramp

>>131038032
One lone SAS guy can take out up to a 1000 or so marines and navy seals, the latest intelligence reports reported. America is in trouble.

>>131011009
all muslims in western countries would simultaneously detonate their suicide belts.

>>130990447
>Doesn't have vertical take off jets
>needs a shitty ass gay ramp