If you were charged with creating a welcoming committee made

>>130978911
Myself

>>130978911
Niggers, faggots, and jews

probably SETI, the people whos job it is to do that stuff if it happens.

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>>130978911
Alex Jones and the Ancient Alien guy.

>>130979170
this is a joke, but what will actually occur if aliens show up.

jews will make sure they go themselves, and will bring niggers and faggots to virtue signal and remind the aliens to check their privilege.

>>130978911
I'd pick a bunch of ordinary schoolkids aged 13 to 14

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>>130978911
Rambo and Trump

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>>130978911
Norm MacDonald

God Emperor Trump.

The return of the ...((Ayy Lmao))....

>>130979805
/thread

>>130978911

No one in politics or academia.

That's for sure.

>>130979805
I second this

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>>130978911
Me and my Dick!

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>>130978911
How many can I take faggot?

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>>130978911
The ayys are probably already here...

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Myself and a ton of crippled/retarded kids
I'd convince the aliens that I am the superman of this planet, and they should let me mate with their females to spread my super genes

>>130980104
OoOoooH Project Blubeam.

>>130979805
But anon, they are already in contact with aliens

>>130978911
Trey Gowdy, Tulsi Gabbard, and Rand Paul for the politicians.

>>130979805
Thism

>>130978911
Noam Chomsky. Intelligent, well-versed in global politics and history, and he's a linguist so he might even find a way to communicate quickly.

>>130978911
The science guy
The black science guy
Anita

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>>130982745
I also forgot about this guy:

>>130978911
Politicians and scientists? Fuck you, neither are equipped. Artists and philosophers are equipped.

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>>130978911
Just me. My welcoming message would be: >"Everyone on this planet is a lying sack of shit, and will kill you for a dollar if they can get away with it. Welcome to Earth, space fags!"

>>130978911
alex jones

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>>130982920
>this guy
And also Scientist Man (pic related)

>>130978911
Elmo, from seseme street.
Kim jung un.
the corpse of Ronald Reagan.
einstein's brain.
and an elvis impersonator.

>>130978911
Engineers and Translators are the best equipped

We must not allow
Mexicans and Blacks since they would steal their shit
Chinese since they will find away to eat the Aliens
Jews since they would try to get the Aliens into a ponzi scheme or jewish tricks
Muslims since they might kill them and blow up the ship in the name of Islam
Slavs since they kill the Aliens and blow up the ship or steal the ship and crash into something

>>130978911
Fuck off space niggers we're full

>>130978911
Probably just the current ambassador to Mexico.

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>>130978911
her

>>130989963
>Mexicans and Blacks since they would steal their shit
Aliens are flying away from Earth after visit.
Alien #1
>they seemed nice, smelled a little funny, though
Alien #2 (frantically patting pockets of spacesuit)
>WHERE'S MY FUCKING WALLET?!?!

just me. i dont really believe anyone else would make a good ambassador

>>130978911

Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stallone.