Our man THE NEIL returns after his week off for the classic #comfytime threesome with CHOO CHOO and AJ. However, we will first have to suffer through multiple occurrences of [THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE] for absolute Remoaning fuckwit Gina Miller in Plymouth.
Starts in 15 minutes on BBC One. For illegals: http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm):
>David Dimbleby chairs topical debate from Plymouth. On the panel are Conservative justice secretary David Lidington, Labour's shadow health secretary Jonathan Ashworth, the SNP's new Westminster leader Ian Blackford, businesswoman Gina Miller, and Daily Mail columnist Peter Oborne.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:35am):
>Andrew Neil reviews with the political week with Alan Johnson and Michael Portillo. Richard Madeley rounds up the political week in a film, Michelle Dewberry looks at claims of a divided Britain, and columnist Melanie Phillips talks about the state of the Anglosphere.