Brit/pol/ - Can't clog the Mogg edition

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germans are horrible.

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>>130971244

check'd

A giggle there m8?

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You want alchemy?

They turn the roses into gold,

They turn the lilac into honey,

They're making love for the peaches.

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>>130971877

kate is love, kate is life

nth for Yardie rats are culture-less scum

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VOTE MOGG AND GO TO CHURCH (A CATHOLIC CHURCH LIKE PIC RELATED)

>>130971244
Have you already forgotten what happened to our Catholic president?

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The Queen rushed democracy to attend this.

>>130974294
Her Parliament ruined Democracy with the worst Political discourse and subsequent election this country has ever seen

>>130974294

Why is Ascot always so full of scum? I thought it was supposed to be fancy?

1. Jacob Rees-Mogg will not run for PM. He is far too comfortable where he is and has to wide ambitions or aspirations.

2. He would be a bad opponent of Jeremy Corbyn, who is a filthy populist and will constantly talk about how Mogg is elitist and not in tune with the people.

We need David Davis, the guy who was born poor and grew up in a council estate with a single mother to become a self-made man. Compare that to Corbyn's private education and his whole populist agenda is squat.

>>130974294
https://twitter.com/DDI_14/status/877937100544520192

>>130974554
It's chavs LARPings as middle class people that are in turn LARPing as poshos.

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>>130974554
The only other time that chavs get to wear a suit other than court? WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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30 bings
Predictions

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>>130974554
>I thought it was supposed to be fancy?
I fancy the one on the left.

>>130974804

black armbands, candles and communal weeping/self-flagellation for the Finsbury truck of revenge

>>130974804
Gonna give it a miss

>>130974554
People who considered themselves too good for Aintree went to Cheltenham. The people who went to Cheltenham were very pissed off that their employees from their scaffolding firms had stopped going to Aintree, so they started going to Ascot.

Horse racing is up there with boxing in terms of the people it attracts. It really is scummy. For every Home Counties stunner you will have a gaggle of fat northern tarts and Essex slappers going at it in the cider tent.

>>130974554
Even the royal enclosure gets its fair share of riff raff(even my parents are members)

SOMEONE GIVE ME A LIVESTREAM LINK FOR QT OR LIVE TV

I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE AND FUCK IPLAYER, THE FILMON SITE DOESN'T WORK FOR ME AND ASKS ME TO REGISTER AND PAY ETC

>>130974554
Its full of scousers m8

>>130974908
Because women are allowed to ask to have a male midwife replaced with a woman if they don't like the idea, and get what they asked for.
Might try asking to have a woman physician replaced with a man next time I end up in hospital, see how it goes for me famalam.

>>130975031
Try this

https://tvplayer.com/watch/bbcone

>>130975050
thats grand national
royal ascot is in london

>>130975205
cheers m8

Why are Corbynites shilling this Boris interview as if it's actually that bad? I mean, it is bad, but they're acting like he admitted to child rape and creamed all over simon mayo or something. no where near as bad as pretty much all diane abbott interviews and far and away better than corbyn's women's hour interview

>>130975023
The number of events I can attend each year without having my time ruined by drunken poor people is rapidly diminishing Boat Race ruined. Army Navy a diversity fest. Wimbledon was always vile. Test rugby and cricket is usually okay, but not how it used to be.

Even the F1 is a bit common. Silverstone is Bathurst with crap weather. Lager drinking maniacs who roll about in the grass, ranting about their big bore exhausts.

It would be better if the question was asked "Have you ever owned a Rolex watch?" and anyone replying in the affirmative gassed in front of their hideous orange family.

>>130971244
I predicted a 500 year rees-mogg dynasty on the night of the election
Glad to see phase 1 in motion

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carrying on from previous thread.

First for letting all the hereditary peers back into Lords.

Trump was destined to work with a PM who charicatures burger impressions of all brits

>>130975404
Fuck the Boat Race you nonce Varsity Rugby is the best day for a bit of blue on blue banter.

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>>130975202
>I've even been approached by tutors at a university (Greenwich?) who said they had set up an umbrella company to scam visas for their students and would I like to employ them off the books. Guess where the uni profs came from.
You should write to dispatches about this anon, so they can do an undercover operation. That is so fucked up

Reminder that the spirit of the British peoples has been defeated and there will never be a pushback no matter how bad things get.

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>sharpest increase in population in history, mostly driven by immigration

I shouldn't have put this on til the news was finished

>>130975730
Go away Ahmad, we don't care for your nonsense.

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>>130974294

They let council estate people into ascot now? I thought they were designated to cheltenham, aintree and the like.

>>130975351
You called it, it's deflection.

>>130975636
I did alert the Home Office actually. They have a hotline but they never answer their phones. So I filled out some form online and never heard anything. Don't trust Dispatches either. Any other suggestions? Breitbart London maybe?

>>130975722
say yes and go undercover

>>130975745
I like how the BBC are claiming "only" 60ish% is due to immigration ignore the fact that they're account for 1 in 4 newborns.

>>130975404
Maybe go polo events or travelling with the cricket. The price of flying to the west indies or south Africa filter out most plebs. Drinking with the barmy army looks like a good laugh

>>130975815
>high quality
Reddit go away.

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>>130975745

I hope you like kebabs lad.

>>130975931

The population bomb from 1997 onwards is really going to go off soon. Everything that's happened so far will seem like nothing by comparison.

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What numbers are you mainly lads?

3, 7 and 12 desu

QUESTION TIME THREAD

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>>130975709
I listed the things that were ruined, not the things that are still excellent.

I played in it, too. Naturally everyone in attendance wants to hear my stories over and over again so I tend to get them into it well in advance.

>>130975722
Each university, no exceptions, loses at least one member of staff per department per year due to either plagiarism (yes, at their level), fraud, immigration issues, false references or plain criminality.

That's small stuff. Leeds had a massive issue with Chinese academics and students a few years back. Imperial got very close to scandal along similar lines, though I believe it was better contained.

Remember lads no hate speech now, only love speech is allowed. Only love, or into the Islamist prison you go. L-O-V-E. H-O-P-E. Or else.

>>130975799
It's true. It's like Bowden said "what do our people believe in now?"

Nothing. And the only thing strong enough (culturally, since Christianity is now weak) is Islam.

If we were still culturally strong none of this would have ever happened.

If the Germans are related to ancient Aryans, Indians and Iranians doesn't that mean the English are too?

>>130975815
>/cum/
Firstly, this is /pol/.
Secondly, this is BRIT/pol/
Thirdly, cum's a shit name
And finally, fuck off.

>>130976184
Bringing up Islam shows you're just an opportunistic paki.

>>130976123
>we need to talk to you about that memecenter.com badge...

>Brexit was looking good
>Tories fuck it up
why can't they do anything right?

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JUST

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>>130976184

I wish he was still around.

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>>130976123
1, 20 when it gets hot

>Britain's Gay Buildings
If Channel 4 is publicly owned, can we have a referendum on whether or not to axe it?

>>130971244

>Mogg memeing

Guys, seriously. He's the quintessential upper class twit.

The only thing I like about him is his sense of humour, he's quite witty.

>>130975950
Polo is far more fun to play than it is to watch.

My favourite place to watch cricket is Headingley. I like to go every time I'm in Leeds and there's something on, it's well worth it.

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>>130976173
Thank you for the reminder my fellow white European.

>>130971244
If Reese-Mogg is ever party leader say goodbye to every Tory seat in the North of England and in Scotland.

I think Moggy is a riveting chap but he couldn't be any more the stereotype of a Tory toff if he arrived at parliament in a horse-drawn carriage.

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>>130976147
Sorry about that lad but I thought the Boat Race was pretty shit when I went for the first time as a fresher in the early 00s.

I was the anon with the Greenwich story from other thread. The universities are well overdue for some kind of reformation. It could even be a dissolution of the monasteries deal and I wouldn't be that bothered. Friends who teach talk about envelopes of cash being handed in by certain foreign students instead of dissertations.

>>130976409
straight on your back?! tried it before but can never get to sleep like it, do you snore also?

>>130976406
Don't even know why it says i'm in Spain, probably something to do with getting the internet in the middle of nowhere.

>>130976416
I doubt it, but that bishop fag needs excommunicating. Also would you the American comedian?

>>130976392
Obone is okay.

Why the fuck the BBC insist on giving more fucking attention to Gina Miller is a disgrace

>>130976184
Stop attempting to inject your nihilistic poison in to our people, paki. You will never destroy the English spirit, just as you will never destroy the Iron, Welsh or Scottish spirit. We'll dominate this world long after you and your ilk are nothing but artefacts of a world gone by, and we will sit atop your ancestral lands and claim it our own. You're pathetic and shall never win.

>>130976392
RAAAAAH'D

>>130976477

I was up there watching England v South Africa the other week, Nice venue.

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>>130975958
QT Thread

>>130976426
>He's the quintessential upper class twit
Who gives a fuck? Its not like the lower classes are fit to govern.

>>130976477
Never been and haven't rode horses since I was a child

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>>130976147

Kek, I heard from someone who'd done it that a Chinese Business/Economics lecturer in a British uni would sell exam answers exclusively to Chinese students, aditionally, the majority of these students were paying third parties to write their non-exam assignments. It's probably a yuge industry.

>>130974294
>taking power knaps.

the mail is the best tabloid.

>>130976512
He's of the same stock as half the Labour Party. If he stressed that he'd do quite well.

>>130974669
Wholeheartedly agree Mrs davis

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Just watching Eastenders, inb4 faggot.

The episode from the 15th has a lot about poor people being forced out of tower blocks in rich areas. They record them a few weeks in advance. Grenfell tower happened on the 14th.

Did the BBC start the fire?

>>130974554
Horse racing gets a mix of people, the only people who are largely unrepresented are the urban middle class.

>>130976867

Who is she lad?

>>130976737
The essay writing thing was just kicking off when I was finishing my undergrad. Knew a few people who made a lot of cash doing it, and another who paid someone to write his dissertation. Cheating on exams has a long tradition in China, dates back to the old Imperial civil service entrance exam.

>>130976867
they sometimes record specific sequences the day before it airs if it's a current event

>>130976728
Did you go to boarding school as well? Posho

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>>130977076
Yes and prep school

>>130976958
Fat paki
>https://archive.fo/0cMav

Don't know if I can be fucked watching this episode of QT. Seems like it is really going to fuck me off.

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>>130976184
maybe

>not that

is enough

>>130976737
It goes a bit further than that in certain instances. There are Chinese families that pay for intelligent, youthful looking Chinese people to take a university place and complete a degree in their child's name. Their child even lives in the same city, in private accommodation, so if it's ever brought up they can regale people with their tales of Oxford/Cambridge/London/Durham/Leeds. They get three or four years of partying, the parents get to say their kid got a First from a Russell Group uni, and when he comes back to China he's shuffled off to some mid ranking Party position to proff more funds.

Speaking of the Party, you actually need to be a sworn member of the Chinese Communist Party to hold a passport and leave the country. Nice place.

>>130976123
9 every night
>tfw no gf

>>130976785
>mail is the best tabloid.
Saw a muslim hide all the copies in a Co-Op the other day. Same for The Sun, but that is garbage.

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>>130977019
the pass rate for the exams to get into the ruling council of china back in the day was 1 in 10, and it took 10 years to study for it.

>>130976477
>Doesn't like drunken poor people
>Goes to Headingley

>>130972012
wtf stop posting pictures of my mother.

>>130976123
3,7 and 9

>>130976512
People like toffs though, proper ones at least.

>>130977137
Eton or harrow? Heh

>>130974868
why do all gen z girls try to make themselves look like lebs?

>>130977167

Kek I forgot - knew I'd seen her on these threads before. Cheers lad.

TEABAG IN MUG
POUR HOT WATER IN
STIR
POUR MILK IN
STIR
SPOON SOME SUGAR IN
STIR
ADD COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
DONE
CONGRATS YOU'VE JUST MADE A CUPPA

>>130977337
hmm good choices I might have to change my name

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>>130971244
>checked

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>tfw there are people in this thread with hope for the future of this country

>>130971244
>catholic
>/ourguy/

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>>130977485
>Cold water from the tap
Absolutely disgusting desu

>>130974669

Mogg is probably a rabbit hole for Davies, so let's just play along. Also, Mogg is a true conservative, we need to make him strong and even more recognizable for future.

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>>130977406
Neither my friend went to Harrow though

>>130977485
>cold water from the tap

You fucking girl

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>>130977019
It was massive where I was, the prices seemed pretty steep, a few thousand for a dissertation for example, but the Chinese students there were paying upwards of £25k a year tuition fees so for the wealthy parents who were the benefactors in most cases a bit more investment to get a tangible guaranteed return unhampered by any actual (or lack of) academic ability.

>>130977326
Go to bed, Bertie.

>>130971244
Am backing The Mogg, he's a British hero

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>>130977536
Maybe become a real tripfriend

>>130976123
3 but with my head curled down nearly 90 degrees

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>130977321
It's full of people like me. Chelsy Davy lived there. My father used to go out with her mother in the mid 70s.

Headingley is sublime and even though all the university kids like to think they're poor with their vintage sportswear they're all massive Rahs.

I was going to write a poem for you rimmer but I only did 6 lines and deleted it because it was too difficult :(

Just watched that 'Love Island' programme and I have to say, the shit they put on TV is just pure degeneracy now, isn't it?

What garbage.
Do men actually dress and act like that? Is it cool to dress and be like those guys on that show? They look like they spend more time tanning than women. They're all fucking morons. Just fucking retards... I don't understand this shit. They all are wearing the tightest jeans I've ever seen in my life

Is this normal?

t. 20 year old but I don't associate with such people, or pay attention to popular culture so I don't know if it's normal

>>130977950
Ctrl+Z

Give us the poem lad.

>>130977950
Cute.

>>130977902
No, the cricket ground is full of drunks, at least the Western Terrace is

>>130977671
I thought everyone from Essex was like that tv show, towie. Sort of working class cockney wannabes.

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>>130977950
>POST IT

>>130977950
I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

II
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

III
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

IV
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

V
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

VI
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

>>130978009

caught some of that at a mate's house the other day, even he as a giganormie was saying how disgusting it all is. The main thought we took from it was

>imagine being her dad

>>130978093
North Essex is rural and has an East Anglian accent.

>>130978067
I have a box in the East Stand and I'm not ashamed in the slightest.

>>130974868
India Reynolds L Holly Peers R
Enjoy

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>>130977655
>checked
saved

11 pm blogger here. Not done much today, just had a nice chicken dinner and feeling comfy tbqh.

>>130978183
What happened on the program? I'm not Googling it as I'm technically at work and my IT weenie will laugh at me for searching for Love Island. He also uses 4chan so we're fine with that.

mogg should be a king not a prime minister

>>130978258
I hope you supported a good, local butcher, lad.

>>130978093
I'm not from Essex. But yeah majority of them went to posh private schools as well

Realistically, what percentage of British Muslims are sympathetic with ISIS and would like to live in an ISIS-controlled country?

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>>130978038
Rimmer like to post cute frogs
He used to live in inner London but there were too many wogs
Now he wants to open a pub
I hope he invites me over for some grub

He used to work as a driver
If he gives me some chips in his pub I will give him a fiver

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>>130978239
>tfw already knew the names but only saved the one pic
Need to save some more India pics desu

>>130978454
120 percent

>>130978454
some guardian stat there about 20% iirc

>>130978463
*like to

>>130978349

the five minutes I watched was just slags and girlymen stripping and getting ready to nosh each other off in a big shared dorm

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>>130977655
What is this fucking garbage

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>>130978614
>>130978679
Top 10 Anime Romances

>>130978198
Where then?

>>130978183
Yeah mate, thought exactly the same.
It's a sickening concept when you strip it down.

>>130978349
Just a televised orgy of slags and boys who wear the skinniest jeans you've ever seen. It's degeneracy turned to maximum. Normies eating it up as per

They care more about celebrity culture and bullshit fads more than they do their own well being

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>>130978463
you're my favourite tripmong, RS

>>130978485
>Tfw nuts disappeared nearly 4 years ago
Finding that magazine was my sexual awakening desu

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Press B too Bow for the Queen

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>>130978134
you fucking retards and people like you are destroying this board

go post kekistan flags on twitter or something you insufferable virginal fucking retards

4chan isn't your safe space, this isn't your blog to post autistic shit you neckbearded wankers

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>>130978860

>No NI

Is Elizabeth the worst queen ever?

>>130979096
No, George Takei is.

>>130979073
GODSPEED BIG IAN, NO SURRENDER AND FUCK THE POPE!

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>>130979073

GODSPEED BIG IAN, NO SURRENDER AND FUCK (((THE COMMUNIST BERGOGLIO)))

>>130979096
>>130979311
The leaf makes a fine point, though I would argue she is the most fair Queen of them all.

>>130979096
The Quietest. At least it makes a change from a Protestant Queen one year who kills all non-Anglicans and the next year a catholic queen who kills all non-Catholics

What's QT been like?

>>130979591

tedious as fuck

>>130979096
No

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary,_Queen_of_Scots

She the bottom of the UK kingdoms queens.

It's fucking kicking off on qt

But in the most annoying way.

I'm not snackposting but I am actually probably going to the shops, see you all in half an hour.

>>130975730
Sadly too many on here believe this. I'm still optimistic (I'm not naturally so) because of what I hear at work and amongst people I know.

>>130979961
Run out of peas again?

I have a question lads. It's about motivation. I normally don't have much trouble with it but there's a form which I've been putting off doing for a whole 18 months now. It's important to my professional life that I do it but I just can't seem to make myself sit down and get started. It won't take more than two hours to do and I've got tomorrow morning off.

Please help.

>>130978827
South Essex - Brentwood, Basildon (Bas Vegas), Chelmsford, Billericay, Thurrock, Grays... those sort of places. Thames Estuary tends to be the roughest part of Essex. If you want to see slags in their natural habitat then Chelmsford is the town for you.

>>130979066
I for one approve of poetry in britpol.

>>130976426
Sarf London scumbag I know shared his Mogg vid (response to QSpeech) on kikebook, if Labour born and bred, nig talking lads like him like Moggy there is hope for us all

Lads, I'm not much of a writer but I'm trying to implement some techniques I've been learning recently. So I want some feedback if you don't mind. This isn't the whole piece, just a small portion that I've done so far and I'd like to know what you think of it this far. It's an attempt at arguing against immigration.

1/2

>Good Faith Misplaced - Literally Killing with Kindness

Of all the traits one could possess I believe that benevolence is the most honourable of them all, and it's this that makes me so proud to live amongst the great and kind people of Europe. Even when in our own lives we are facing challenges barely surmountable we still find time and reason to help those we see around the world who are suffering in ways so sickening. So when the national anthem rings out and the flag flies high over my head I gush with pride and joy at my great fortune to share a home with the most kind, selfless and honourable people I could dare to imagine. Then I walk through my neighbourhood and see the good we have done; the woman tirelessly pruning the hedges she always wanted but could never have back home in Syria, the children giggling feverishly as their friend rockets down the park slide, and the man who eagerly asks me how to properly pronounce words in the local accent as he drives me from home to work. All these people once suffering are now living a life they never knew existed just a few years ago and the unbounded good will of the people of Europe is to thank for this great and joyous achievement.

2/2

Still I find myself filled with despair when I think of the future and of what it holds in store for those around the world who aren't as lucky as you and I. I despair because I've come to believe that we might actually be killing the countries that need our help.

Many of those who journey to fair Europe in search of a better life are among the few people in their home country with relatively good wealth, education and health. They have shops or farms, they have homes and cars, and they sell all of this so they can pay the fare to fly away to a new home. For that one person and their family this is a happy story, one of great risk and great success and it will be a story told for generations to come as they recount their nerve racking journey across the world. For those left behind in the village from which this family just left the story is often not quite so joyous, as it may mean that their local market or farm was just shut down and now they have no way to get the things needed to live their life with a little comfort and ease. In the most terrible of instances it may even mean that a whole village's access to medicine has disappeared leaving behind a population of young and elderly at risk. So now I find myself wondering if we're doing the best we can - how can we justify our actions if our actions can rob whole villages of the most important things?

>>130976537
Not the anon you were talking to but yes and yes, loudly.
T.overweight oldfag

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>>130978794
Only 1 choice.

>>130980420
People like him because he is who he is and is comfortable with it

>>130977137
Lucky you

>>130976123

3, 7, 22 when sleeping in bed with someone.

>>130972012
Dare you not to fap.
https://youtu.be/6xckBwPdo1c

>>130980773
9 is best when in bed with someone, replace people will cute girl

>>130977485
What's the cold water for? High time preference nigger detected

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>>130980397
The Charge Of The Light Brigade
by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Memorializing Events in the Battle of Balaclava, October 25, 1854
Written 1854


Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred:
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack & Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke,
Shatter'd & sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse & hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

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>>130971244
>It's happening lads, this winning never ends!

>>130980934

Nah, arm falls asleep

Also anyone been having an issue where sometimes Captcha freezes and they have to refresh the page?

WHY WONT JEREMY CORBYN ACCEPT HE LOST THE GENERAL ELECTION

>BASED FUCKING BALDY ON QUESTION TIME

>>130980707
Not really still ended up a fuck up

>>130981228
Oddly my favourite poet is Robert Frost, but Tennyson will do nicely.

I've always had real trouble reading Kipling for some reason which is odd as he's the quintessential scribe of bongland.

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>>130981330
>>130981228

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>>130977485
>cold water from the tap
>sugar

>>130980225
Start it now, have a pen and paper nearby, when you get stuck and need something additional for the form make note of it on your paper, that's your to do list for tomorrow

>>130980512
If you want advice on writing try Elmore Leonard's little essay for the New York Times. It's about fiction but a lot of it applies to other types of writing too. http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/16/arts/writers-writing-easy-adverbs-exclamation-points-especially-hooptedoodle.html

>>130981344
true lad, been pissing me right off

Douglas sounds fully black pilled in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQrkcM1t7Ws

>>130980512
>>130980555
I like it. Highbrow style and vocabulary, and the message comes across as genuine and considered.

>>130981433
Anyone hiding behind a meme flag doesn't need to post about Cucks or faggots TBQH

>>130981228
Our brains ache, in the merciless iced east winds that knive us.
Wearied we keep awake because the night is silent...
Low, drooping flares confuse our memory of the salient.
Worried by silence, sentries whisper, curious, nervous,
But nothing happens.


Watching, we hear the mad gusts tugging on the wire,
Like twitching agonies of men among its brambles.
Northward, incessantly, the flickering gunnery rumbles,
Far off, like a dull rumour of some other war.
What are we doing here?


The poignant misery of dawn begins to grow...
We only know war lasts, rain soaks, and clouds sag stormy.
Dawn massing in the east her melancholy army
Attacks once more in ranks on shivering ranks of grey,
But nothing happens.


Sudden successive flights of bullets streak the silence.
Less deathly than the air that shudders black with snow,
With sidelong flowing flakes that flock, pause, and renew;
We watch them wandering up and down the wind's nonchalance,
But nothing happens.
Pale flakes with fingering stealth come feeling for our faces
We cringe in holes, back on forgotten dreams, and stare, snow-dazed,
Deep into grassier ditches. So we drowse, sun-dozed,
Littered with blossoms trickling where the blackbird fusses,
Is it that we are dying?


Slowly our ghosts drag home: glimpsing the sunk fires, glozed
With crusted dark-red jewels; crickets jingle there;
For hours the innocent mice rejoice: the house is theirs;
Shutters and doors, all closed: on us the doors are closed,
We turn back to our dying.


Since we believe not otherwise can kind fires burn;
Nor ever suns smile true on child, or field, or fruit.
For God's invincible spring our love is made afraid;
Therefore, not loath, we lie out here; therefore were born,
For love of God seems dying.


Tonight, this frost will fasten on this mud and us,
Shrivelling many hands, puckering foreheads crisp.
The burying-party, picks and shovels in shaking grasp,
Pause over half-known faces. All their eyes are ice,
But nothing happens.

>>130981344
Yeah I've been getting that

>>130981537
Thanks anon. While I'm in bed just now I think I'll give this a try to break it down. I've been putting it off for literally months.

>>130981376
Still lucky
A fuck up with an education is better off than one without

>>130971244
>Catholic
>/ourguy/
Friendly reminder that /pol/ is a protestant board, papists get the cross

>>130981228
Do we still have a poet laureate?

We do. Never actually heard of her doing anything.

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>>130981418
My Sorrow, when she's here with me,
Thinks these dark days of autumn rain
Are beautiful as days can be;
She loves the bare, the withered tree;
She walks the sodden pasture lane.

Her pleasure will not let me stay.
She talks and I am fain to list:
She's glad the birds are gone away,
She's glad her simple worsted grey
Is silver now with clinging mist.

The desolate, deserted trees,
The faded earth, the heavy sky,
The beauties she so truly sees,
She thinks I have no eye for these,
And vexes me for reason why.

Not yesterday I learned to know
The love of bare November days
Before the coming of the snow,
But it were vain to tell her so,
And they are better for her praise

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>>130982087
pic related

>>130982087
No thanks. Besides, at least we believe in something other than jumble sales and cucumber sandwiches

T.proud Catholic

>>130981538
Cheers mate, I'll give this a going over in the morning. Bit bloody tired now, this heat is knocking me for six.

>>130981595
What I'm trying to do is craft something I could use against those on the left. I want to start the piece, as I did, by complimenting them and praising their good virtue in a genuine way. This should disarm them after which I can draw attention to the genuine negative sides of what they're doing without arousing suspicion that I'm actually attacking them. Hopefully then I can guide them to the same conclusion I'm already at.

Alexander Pope said
>Men must be taught as if you taught them not. And things unknown proposed as things forgot.

I'm trying to make use of that. I'm not chuffed with the vocabulary really. I wish to keep it fairly simple but I feel I've repeated some key words a bit too often.


>captha: cummer
LEWD

>>130982211
There's just something about his rhythm that you can always tell Frost. Like a little signature sign off at the end.

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening remains my favourite poem of all time.

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>>130982279
>>130982246
>>130982087

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>>130982174
her poems suck. Nothing personal, but they do.

Then again, I don't like most modern poets

>>130982087

>believing in YHWH

Fuck your Jewish bullshit

Go and suck Moses dick you Jew worshipping little bitch

lel the bloke who just got told to leave the qt audience

>>130982552
I can't think of a contemporary poet I like. Then again there's few authors I enjoy now that are alive, and most of my musical taste is older than I am, and the rest not much younger.

>>130982174
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If poetry could tell it backwards, true, begin
that moment shrapnel scythed you to the stinking mud ...
but you get up, amazed, watch bled bad blood
run upwards from the slime into its wounds;
see lines and lines of British boys rewind
back to their trenches, kiss the photographs from home -
mothers, sweethearts, sisters, younger brothers
not entering the story now
to die and die and die.
Dulce - No - Decorum - No - Pro patria mori.
You walk away.
You walk away; drop your gun (fixed bayonet)
like all your mates do too -
Harry, Tommy, Wilfred, Edward, Bert -
and light a cigarette.
There's coffee in the square,
warm French bread
and all those thousands dead
are shaking dried mud from their hair
and queuing up for home. Freshly alive,
a lad plays Tipperary to the crowd, released
from History; the glistening, healthy horses fit for heroes, kings.
You lean against a wall,
your several million lives still possible
and crammed with love, work, children, talent, English beer, good food.
You see the poet tuck away his pocket-book and smile.
If poetry could truly tell it backwards,
then it would.

>>130982450
I love Yeats

That is no country for old men. The young
In one another’s arms, birds in the trees
—Those dying generations—at their song,
The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect.

An aged man is but a paltry thing,
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless
Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing
For every tatter in its mortal dress,
Nor is there singing school but studying
Monuments of its own magnificence;
And therefore I have sailed the seas and come
To the holy city of Byzantium.

O sages standing in God’s holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.

Once out of nature I shall never take
My bodily form from any natural thing,
But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make
Of hammered gold and gold enamelling
To keep a drowsy Emperor awake;
Or set upon a golden bough to sing
To lords and ladies of Byzantium
Of what is past, or passing, or to come.

>>130982495
Yeah things are crazy up there.

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>>130982630
>being this retarded

So as it's the 23rd tomorrow. Just a little memory. I was in a bar in Mississippi for Brexit. I was surrounded by fats who had not a clue about it, but I asked to have it on the telly, and people started asking. With the results coming in people started getting interested. Then they started getting excited as I explained more about it. People started buying drinks and saying things like "Take yer cuntry bheck!" I was still hungover on Tuesday.

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>>130982630
>current year
>being a fedora fag
Get the fuck out of my board

>>130982399
yeah, it's a good argumentative tactic. leftists are very conscious of social pressure - if they get the slightest whiff that you're a dirty nationalist, they'll flush in embarrassment and probably stop reading at once.

>>130982750
Michael Schmidt is okay. That about the only one I like who still breathing.

>>130982909
That was actually not bad at all.

>>130983282
It's more than that, it's a good life skill and really helps at work

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EWWWW burger saying quid on Question Time

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>>130982279
How do you justify pic related?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVqIzoKhLl1/
Best pen ever.

>instagram
It's worth it I promise.

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>filter all trips a week ago
>brit/pol/ 169% more comfy
I can't wait till the future when filters get so good I can block all anime/avatar fags as well.

Given that we are getting literary tonight. Suppose I was looking for the Big Book of Rhetorical Devices and effective debate for idiots, who might I read?

>>130983740
>5000 QUID

>>130981538
Temptation got the better of me and I read the piece, shorter than I expected. I think I did adhere to those rules here, albeit without actually knowing these rules existed. I'll bookmark this link for future reference, cheers again laddy.

>>130983282
In honesty I don't know if I would or could ever publish something I wrote. I don't have enough confidence in my ability and even if I did I have no platform to make use of that can reach lefties.

>>130983579

Ha, that's great

>>130983655
I know this might cause an argument but there's a couple of trips I don't mind at all. The rest are scum, and Karen and/or Tunnocks posting is the very devil's smegma.

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>>130983740
THATS OUR N-WORD. STOP SAYING IT!!

>>130983484
Symbolic. We need to protect the weak. The Pope is a humble servant.
Papa Frank is a Jesuit, they'll get rid of him soon anyway. He's too controversial.

Will he guarantee free speech?
Will he give our guns back?
Will he kill the welfare state?
Will he send the pakis back?
The answer to all those is NO HE WON'T. Just more of the same old tory scum.

Just came back from the shops, my mum says someone got thrown out from the audience, what happened?

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Tarts posting Frost and Tennyson poetry but not posting the most relevant poet for our age.

>The Waste Land
>The Hollow Men
>Ash Wednesday
>Gerontion

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http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/plymouth-sex-worker-i-want-to-be-a-councillor-to-fight-brexit-and-trump/story-30055175-detail/story.html

>>130971877
she needs to do some curls

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>>130983737
my diary desu

blimey they've got some right mutants on qt tonight

>>130984139
angry corbyn won guy with spotty shirt from earlier. Wouldn't shut up, kept yelling shit out

>>130984048
I'd vote for the welfare state, the NHS and housing to all go back to about 1950.
All benefits for workers only
Husband gets more than wife
Only actual illnesses treated
Any family can have a house
Everything contribution based not needs based

>>130984257
While I appreciate the attempt, no.

>>130984139

Post a pic of your mum lad, no lewds just a pic of her watching the telly or something

>>130983854
I think you should keep at it. You're obviously a sharp guy, and you write fluently. If nothing else, persuasive writing is good practice for verbal debates.

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>>130983955
>there's a couple of trips I don't mind

>>130984420
The welfare state needs to end
Period

In work benefits are destroying our nations productivity and living standards by having the state subsidize for shit employers.

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>>130984625
I've got one

>>130983737
>effective debate for idiots
>How to Win Friends and Influence People
People seem to think it's some meme self help book but it's more than that, it teaches you some fundamental principles on how to interact with people. In the book a selection of other books are referenced too so I suggest reading them. Beyond this I suggest reading some psychology, I particularly enjoyed Influence: Science and Practice.

>>130984642
Cheers laddy. I haven't really written anything since I left school at 13 so it's quite nice to be encouraged to keep on with it.

>>130984420
>housing to all go back to about 1950.
Holy shit you're actually retarded. Homes built in the 50s and 60s are literally slum tier and would be illegal to build in any developed country. How did my countrymen become such cucks?

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No-one got anything to say about the YouGov poll that puts Corbyn ahead of May for the first time the in "who would you prefer as PM" question?

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>>130984954

Or the fact that the previous two Survation polls have Labour ahead and in with a shout of winning an outright majority at the next election?

>>130984813

Kek'd

>>130984625
Hippias minor, then.

>>130984139
Has your mum got nice feet or not

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Do you think he'll ever become PM?

>>130985126
meant for
>>130984471

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>>130985071
They are not going to have a election for a while. too many will not want to face reelection.

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>>130985071
But these are old anon. A week is a long time in /pol/itics. Anyway, I don't doubt it because she is fucking terrible at everything. Corbyn and labour don't have to do anything at the moment except maintain unity

>>130984954
>>130985071
Not really a surprise. A good chunk of Labour voters are party loyalists, and the remainder probably feel abandoned by May because she's a fucking robot with eyelids. If she bothered to put even 10% more effort in to what she's doing she could steal back a load of those potential votes I reckon. Oh well, both are piles of steamy dogshite anyway.

>>130985261

Problem is the longer this drags on the more damage it does to the Tories and to May.

They aren't exactly gonna start increasing their support whilst struggling to keep a government together...

>>130984879
Purchased that and his effective public speaking. Cheers lad.

>>130985221
No. I think the man understand his limits and feels no desire to move beyond them in the chance of glory.

>>130985221
I fucking hope not.

>>130984810
No. It's invaluable. It reduces pauperism, gives UK PLC a heathy workforce and allows us to adhere to our Christian beliefs.
It just needs to be what we actually voted for. A safety net not a lifestyle.
For example: if a single man could get a cheap small flat, and could rely on this, he could move where work is, study in his spare time, save money and choose a worthy bride. Instead he stays in a deprived area, hooks up with a slag for somewhere to live, learns nothing, loses his self esteem and ends up having more kids with the slag. If it was contribution based, the slag wouldn't have anywhere, or wouldn't have kids outside marriage in the first place, she'd be working and in a tiny flat of her own. No need for the slaggy behaviour. Ahmed and his wife wouldn't be here, because Mohammed and Fatima told them they won't get a free flat any more, or free healthcare, or any bennies. It would be perfect.
I have a heart attack, they fix me up, tell me off and I'm back at work in four months.
What's not to like?

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>>130985221
In all serious Priti Patel has better chance then he does. He a backbencher.

>>130985437
Bought it just now? You bought a physical copy right?

>>130984921
No you tard. I don't mean build shit homes. I mean the allocation of homes to be done in the way it was then.

>>130985335
>But these are old anon. A week is a long time in /pol/itics.

You're right, the Labour lead may even be higher now.

>If she bothered to put even 10% more effort in to what she's doing she could steal back a load of those potential votes I reckon.

I disagree, I don't think it would be make any difference. Perhaps if they ran on a left-wing social democratic manifesto and tried to match Corbyn's radicalism they'd be able to win back some of the youth vote which is so virulently anti-Tory, but I dont think the party's big donors would allow it.

It's death spiral time desu. Especially considering the type of Labour party that we're dealing with - one run by Corbyn, McDonnell and a cabal of literal Stalinists

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>Squeezers

>>130985425
A year is a long time in politics.

>>130985371
M8 I know a load of party loyalists who voted Tory this month. Union members, one a party member, they all hate Corbyn or hate pakis or both.

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>>130985764

>>130985673
I rather like my kindle thingy. So purchased as an ebook. One day I'll be able to have a physical library again but as I travel so much it's difficult to keep paperbacks around.

One final retarded question.

I've got a gymbuddy who swears by crumpets as a snack food which are actually not bad for you. I thought he was insane but reading the side of a bag of them, they're actually not that bad at all as part of a sensibly calorie controlled diet. Bit high in salt mind.

>>130971244

The problem with Rees-Mogg is that he's literally the Tory stereotype that so many people hate (especially Northerners)

As much as I love the guy, I don't think it would be a good idea for the Conservatives

>>130985962
I filled mine full of comics. not the best storage space ever

>>130985842

They've surely got to have a strategy beyond "cling onto power, preside over the country's collapse and hope Corbyn has a heart attack" surely?

>>130985962
Mah nigger, if I knew you were gonna get an ebook I would've just sent you my copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People. I should've linked it right away really, sorry lad.

>>130986111
You seem to have forgot to include a question in your question mate.

>>130986119
I reckon you're spot on mate. He's a funny fucker and great to listen to but the lads from the estate are hardly going to take him seriously when he talks like a toff and unironically used the word "floccinaucinihilipilification ".

>>130986178
No worries lad. Appreciate it though. The pair were only 1.50 and as I've recently switched entirely from fags to rollies (partially for health reasons but also I decided I'd save the difference) I've got a little more silly money spare. Even on my salary £50 a week adds up to not a bad sum over a year.

>>130986245
Feck.

Are they actually good for you or is he mental?

>>130986683
Opportunity cost is great, you can employ yourself to not do things, a comfy side gig.

Holy shit please let this happen. Listen to some of this guy's speeches, he's a fucking legend. I have never heard anybody so elequent in my life

>>130986745
Nowt wrong with them mate, just don't eat them all the time. Breads are best limited to once a day preferably.

>>130986683
Well if you're ever one the look out for another ebook, check out these links.
>https://mega.nz/#F!0F5GXTjS!oGdz8UP5JbcleNMy6YKLvg
>https://mega.nz/#F!4MJE0L6Q!teKAfBlT2m3Ija-Tun-EFw
>https://mega.nz/#F!B4dB2SzQ!h_pMC30v2a_y31iD0dy0sg

>>130987007
wot?

how hard would it be to make a phone app that shows an immigration counter of immigrants coming into the europe/uk. or even a website, something that updates every second. kind of like a shock factor that you could use on ordinary people to get their attention on the problem. or does one already exist?

>>130983057

I'm a polytheist.

Which is literally infinitely superior to YHWHism

>>130987159
>those links

Good Lord those will keep me going for months. Thanks!

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>>130987367
bad goy

>>130984224
The fags in this thread don't know what they missed

>>130987159
>diet
At the moment I'm on a slightly mad diet of two shake things and fruit in the day and a healthy dinner. I need to bin another seven kilos to get to a BMI of 25 which the army want. My mile and a half run is currently at 15 minutes which while still shit is 12 minutes less than it was. So I'm very excited about all this diet, mind and body stuff.

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This is a PSA

>>130974554
The horse racing is my favourite thing to read about in the Mail, because I always know they'll post the degeneracy galleries, which are in general my favourite thing about the Mail.
The Friday night editions are god tier degeneracy

>>130987283
Assuming you know how to use HTML, CSS, JavaScript and PHP at least then the theory behind it not too hard. You'd take the current immigration number (call it X) and find the projected immigration number for that year (call it P). Then you'd interpolate between X and P according to time.

So if 1000 immigrants are expected to come in this year, the counter would increment by 1 roughly ever 8 hours. That's 3 migrants per day.

If you don't know how to use web technologies then, frankly, you're asking how to catch a shark before you ever caught a bass.

>>130987513
You're very welcome.

>>130987868
I get you. Save the crumpets for the a breakfast on a weekend or something, considering you're trying to lose weight. It's a lot of calories and fat with very little in the way of protein or other essential nutrients. Lots of fruit, veg and whole grains with poultry and red meat will do you wonders. Plenty of water too! People love overcomplicating diet but it essentially boils down to
>u a fat cunt m8?
>work harder then fat boy

I once accidentally lost a stone in a week just because I developed a love of fruit for no real reason and started bouncing on my mate's trampoline.

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>>130987367
Found the Hindu poointheloo
That or a WE WUZ VIKANGZ

>>130988377
>right on 300
You're my kind of guy, or lass. Are you a lass? Post tits?

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>>130987159

Excellent collection lad, thanks for posting.

>>130988499

I'm a white man, you Jew worshipping cunt.