pretty chart thread
>anyone to the left of pic related is a communist
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>130960708
disgusting
>>130960708
Not bad Meteor man
>>130963019
could you explain why
>>130963523
I'm a straight white male Bible adhering conservative. I I broke the test. But also it's pretty easy to "see through" the question (not that I answered them dishonestly, it's just that it's never as simple as two degrees off of agree/disagree).
>>130963523
Also I just took a bunch of Mucinex so please excuse the insane anti-grammar tornado in the first two sentences...
>>130960035
Shit tier test tho. For example it implies, that authoritarianism ad traditionalism is the same thing.
>>130964057
How would you enforce traditionalism without the use of authority?
>>130964253
Your mistake lies in your assumption that the subject desires said traditionalism to be "enforced" rather than encouraged or proven right by example.
>>130964253
Through culture warfare. In medieval Europe central authority was usually pretty weak. I recommend to read Hans Herman Hoppe, and about anarcho-conservatism
>>130966147
>>130966147
>literal slavery
>>130966147
>All the way left
>Bolshevik
no surprise here
>>130966498
At least I am not a liberal like you
>>130964057
>populism
not even once
>>130966745
Explain how I'm a liberal.
>>130966774
I need more political compasses from grographical countries
>>130967025
>ganges flag
>not liberal
You now that word originally meant "classical liberal"
>>130967025
The most left forms of liberalism are still capitalists because they wish to reform it. The right liberals are for pure capitalism. Liberalism is capitalism.
>>130960035
this test is so simplistic its pointless.
>>130967265
>>130967260
No, that's retarded.
Just because you have a picture with an intellectual caption doesn't make it right. Get out of here with that "higher plain" BS.
>>130968026
>Not understanding the history of liberalism
This test is terrible. Use Spekr
http://spekr.org
WHAT AM I EVEN DOING IN /POL/????
>>130968312
why would you want to understand anything that you hate?
Any attempts to understand something leads to humanization, and through humanization, tolerance
>>130967968
>suffering buddies
http://politicaltest.net/en/test/normal/
This one used to be great, but something got broken, so submitting answer last forever
>>130967968
You're left handed
>>130968377
>first question
>clearly trying to be about abortion when abortion rights and body autonomy are unrelated.
>>130970033
Yeah, Im retaking the test now; I hadn't realized they updated it. After that though, the questions seem to be fine.
>>130964057
http://www.celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php
>>130970305
>>130967968
>>130968377
wtf I'm rightwinger now
r8 me faggots
>>130971028
Would help you punch an ancom/10
>>130971272
national (((bolshevik)))
>>130960035
How did I do?
>>130971371
turn off your computer and kill yourself
you are a cancer to this board, leave cunt
>>130971368
>le jew meme XD
>>130971465
no lmao im staying
>>130966814
mines better
>>130970848
PoliticalCompass.org is known to have a leftist bias.
>>130960035
Pretty based OP. Fiscal perfection
>>130969795
Looks like we'll be great friends
>>130971651
>>130971795
Roads
>>130970848
>>130970305
>>130967968
wtf I'm rightwinger again
Seems like the first test is dogshit
>>130971590
>>130966814
>these extremes
are you 12 or trolling?
>>130971867
>>130971845
Private or buy a helicopter I don't really give a shit
>>130972043
Public or get a free gulag I don't really give a shit.
>>130971867
Possible. According to Political Compass in order to get right wing score you have to be autistic.Surprisingly, somehow acording to its creators obama is one.
I hate Bernie cuck Sanders but.........
>>130972224
In a lot a places Obama could be seen as right wing
>>130972003
Neither. What is extreme here?
Libertarians are cucks
>>130966147
99% tax rate?
>>130972429
my nigger
>>130972435
Seize the means of production. I'm a confederal guild socialist
>>130972214
>>130972214
Fight me
>>130972626
I'm loving the alternative ancap flag. pic related
>>130970305
Seems like a pretty good test, thanks for sharing
>>130972612
>>130972790
I'm sure it pisses you off that people eat
>>130972235
Absolutely disgusting.
>>130973041
Sure kid
Me today
>>130960035
Be gentle, it's my first time
>>130973232
nice
>>130973103
>all droughts and government caused
>>130968608
go back to plebbit, faggot
>>130973429
I take the Mises definition of capitalism
"One thing more must be noted. If within a society based on private ownership of the means of production some of these means are publicly owned and operated, this still does not make for a mixed system which would combine socialism and private property. As long as only certain individual enterprises are publicly owned, the remaining being privately owned, the characteristics of the market economy which determine economic activity remain essentially unimpaired."
>>130973103
There's a difference between starving your people as a result of your policies (farmers not having tools to farm the land) or the eruption of a volcano in 1815 in Indonesia. I mean...
>>130973232
welcome to the club
:^)
>>130973614
People like to make every death attributed with communism. I am only doing the same line of thinking to capitalists.
K
>>130973103
>Capitalism is far more prevalent in the world
>Counting Capitalist famines from before Communism was even thought up
>Counting Capitalist famines from before Communism was first practiced
>All communist famines have 1M+ deaths
Commie education
>Even implying Capitalist famines are due to capitalism
>>130973052
what up
>>130973593
The main issue is authority. anything public must be run by a state like entity. That's the issue
>>130973892
It's the same line of thinking cappies like to make about communism.
You also ignore that most of these famines happened in under developed countries even in the so called "modern era". Russia, and China were very under developed and thus could not combat famines and had the same number of deaths as they did under feudalism.
>>130960035
Here is OP's chart
>>130960035
>>130973892
please dont tell me you are actually attempting to converse with a c*mmunist
>>130974222
And GET means you know it to be true
This test is a meme. It weighs protectionism vs. free markets as a left-right paradigm such that if you're a fascist, you're left wing. Post a better test in future, thanks.
>>130960035
nice OP, but everyone left of me is a commie, pic related.
Spekr is bullshit. It said I was a "progressive".
>>130974621
Progressing to the final solution
Forgive me padre
>>130974548
>checking your own redundant integers
>>130973614
>>130973789
he's only being a complete autist who doesn't understand that directly causing a famine by your policy implementation is completely different from a natural disaster inducing famine upon people, come on Portugal.
>>130974945
>Proving my point
Sieg Heil
>>130968377
eh this test seems kinda simplistic as well.
the difference is that the last one was made by a communist and this one by a libertarian.
Wtf!? I'm a totalitarian monarchist who wishes he could organise a genocide to save Europe and I'm left!
>>130974945
>Be China
>Refused to trade with the world
>China violated the NAP
>Britain fought China to free trade
>Causes a famine which led to 60 million deaths
>>130971465
Extremely aesthetic photo.
>>130973939
Shit, a fellow libertarian capitalist. Do you know if the spekr test has changed at all ever since it went out of beta and the site was revamped?
I win all the things
>>130976371
I haven't a clue... I'll take it again in a little bit and post my results.
Boop
>>130972619
>left wing and right wing socialism are the same thing
i want this boomer meme to end
>>130975982
>wars over opium which ended in 1860
>causing a drought in 1876
see what I mean? dumbass commie autist lol
>>130960035
I wait for such threads to pop up so that I can troll r/t_d faggots.
>>130960035
It`s broken.
>>130978021
t. smart guy.
hmmmmmm
>>130968377
This one put me as a centrist when I'm a fucking monarchist. What bullshite
>>130978263
Never done that 8values thing before, so here's that.
:(
>>130964384
This. It's why all of the "HURRDURR LIBERTARIANS AND ANCAPS ARE ALL DEGENERATE TRANNIES XD" posts get so stale. Most of us desire a conservative/traditional society, but one that is maintained through culture and the power of shame, not enforced by government.
>>130979436
go up more
>>130973939
>>130976371
>>130976550
It's been awhile since I've last taken the test, but I'm pretty sure the questions were different.
>>130960035
blue is the only way. period.
>>130971371
At least your not an authoritarian faggot you might still have some sense left in you unless that means you believe that anarchy is the way to go in which case there's no hope
Political compass puts me at deep purple (halfway between center and right and halfway between center and libertarian). This test says I'm really authoritarian, borderline fascist.
In reality I'd say pic related is about right for economic and societal axis, but I'd put myself right on the center for the civil axis (liberty vs authority).
I don't think the diplomatic axis is very good. It basically gauges if you're a peaceful cucked dove, or a warmongering hawk neocon. I'm neither. I think military spending is an absolute must and that defense is extremely important, so I'm not a dove, but I also think we should never declare an offensive war, only a defensive, so I'm not a hawk either.
>>130960035
This is the first time I've taken this test. Apparently I'm Ron Paul.
>>130980662
>kekistani flag
>sound political advice
Pick one
>>130980605
Not true. Being right wing is the only way. We in Poland are all conservative, but socialists. We need to repair our right wing.
>>130960035
>anyone to the left of pic related is a communist
retard alert!
>>130979403
now done with spekr
>>130981202
killer meme, faggot
wew
>>130981202
that's a good one.
>>130971371
Move over one quadrant to the right and you would be perfect.
Rate
Beat this cucks