http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-fresh-out-of-coma-commits-suicide-after-learning-trump-is-president/
>Starbucks employee
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>>130951698
What a fucking idiot. Ending your life over something 4-8 years long
>>130951698
no fucking way
>worldnewsdailyreport.com
fake news fuck off buzzfeed cuck shill whore fag
Fake as hell.
>>130951698
Haha, thanks for the laugh at lunch. You see this leftists? Get familiar with 211
>>130951698
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-fresh-out-of-coma-commits-suicide-after-learning-trump-is-president/
Thank god he didn't waste any time.
>>130951698
if realz
>>130951698
My day got so much better, thanks
>>130951698
This has nothing to do with Trump. The guy obviously was an at risk patient and the doctors failed him.
[spoiler]it's a satire[/spoiler]
>>130951698
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/
>>130951698
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com
fake news
>>130954308
>turns on tv at hospital
>see drumpf had 2 scoops
>turns off life support
>>130951698
This really is the best timeline.
>>130951698
fake. fuck off, reddit.
>>130951698
sage this stupid shit
Oh, and OP is a faggot
Killing yourself over dota 2 is arguable but this? This guy must've had deeper problems than this.
>>130951698
A man can dream
It is bullshit, but I believe it.
>>130951698
I wonder if it's even possible to wake of a 7 month coma without brain damage. I wonder if you'd feel really well rested.
He did the right thing. I wish everyone that didn't approve of Trump would kill themselves right now.
The world would be a much better place.
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>>130954684
stay mad, commie. this is your future.
>>130954635
Muhfuckah!
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>>130951698
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Come to starbucks we hire everyone! Even the disabled and people in comas