I hope that we can all agree on this

>>130951526
Did you color this completely randomly? It makes absolutely no sense

Christ. You suck at making charts.

>>130951526
In 1000 years it will be the exact opposite

>>130951526
how would austria be boring?

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>>130951526
>our history
>boring
We went to war against the entire Europe before it was cool

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>>130951526
>Lithuania
>Historically boring
History is the only great thing we have, you fucking nigger.

>>130951526
OP is a retarded faggot

>>130951526
>spanish story boring

faggot we ruled the world for a century you fucking piece of shit go fuck yourself

>>130951526
>Romania, Hungary, Czech/Slovak
>Historically Boring

>>130951526
>norway
>historically great

Being a fucktoy for Sweden and Denmark does not sound so great.

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>>130951526
Here's the real version

>>130951526
>Norway the greatest
>greater than the UK
>Denmark boring
>Finland greater than Denmark
what
>Spain, Portugal boring
you're just plain nuts

>>130951526
>all of former austria-hungary
>not great

please be patient

>Spain
>boring history
Literally on the same level as Italy and Greece
Fuck off, Nordcuck

The fuck are you smoking? There aren't any Western European countries that weren't awesome at some point in time. Even the Dutch were running a global spice cartel for ages, the built their own not so little empire on it.

>>130952955

Greece not cucked ? Yup. Yup for sure. Klaus is fucking you guys while he has a sandnigr's dick inside his own arsehole, but yeah. You guys aren't cucked. We can also pretend that you guys are white if you want

Why the fuck would you put Norway as historically great and Denmark as historically boring, when most of norways history was spent as a part of the danish kingdom?

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Hi, faggots,

I'm here in Terreiro do Paço in Lisbon near the palace of our dearest king. I'm ready to venture towards the Indian Ocean and BTFO some kebab. I can't wait. Prepare to be LUSO'ED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTq_AEdCo8

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>>130955495
Just sailed around Western Africa. Passed by Cape Verde just to check some sugar plantations were in order. A shipment is ready to sail to Lisbon. Plenty of money to be made here. All's fine - we're good to go. Our mission is to BTFO kebab in the Indian Ocean, not guard some niggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbT2sdsRbjw

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>>130955561
Crossing the Cape of Good Hope is still an exhilarating experience. To know my ancestors found here their first glimpse of hope after a generation worth of tears and sweat.

Fortunately, now's everything much easier because all African ports are belong to us. Life's good.

In a few days, we arrive to India. But before we will just bombard Kilwa and sink some of their ships because those niggers did not pay tribute to their Portuguese masters this year. These kebab scum have some nerve and needed a lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjABf4Jcikk

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>>130955599
After we arrived in India, some kebab intercepted our ships. Rumour has it Venice is helping them. Never trust those pizza gobbling Mamluk loving weasels. Still, they were weak and not too much of an hassle to sink.

Since the Indian Ocean are our rightful waters, my job is to make sure these kebab and poo niggers pay their tribute and rights of passage. Our dearest king is proud of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vbWwwliZGQ

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>>130955668
Life in the sea is tough and sometimes it gets boring. It's a bit like fishing. You wait and wait, but when there's a happening the rush is amazing. Be sure to be always ready, though. Those kebab are always lurking in some hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ku8nHg7AOY

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>>130955707
Kebab tried to take Cannanore again. When will they stop and accept our rightful control of our waters? They outnumbered us 1 to 100, and yet they lost again. Say it with me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It sure feels good to be removing kebab 8000km away from home. DEUS VULT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7lmfOeUlM

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>>130955746
Been out in the sea for one year and a half now. My saudade for my beloved wife and my home town is really taking a toll. Fortunately, this is my last patrol. My Leonor has always been in my heart and prayers during all this time. I wish this hasn't been too tough on her. My little son or daughter should be 1 year old by now. I hope to get a big hug from them when I return to Portugal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6MTnkzBqs

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>>130955790
Ah, finally back in Lisbon. It was a difficult journey but also an experience to remember. I just met my cute little daughter and my Leonor is delighted to see me. Portugal is assembling another armada to go to India. This time's not my turn. I hope they spread our good name and the truth faith.

Good luck to you all, brothers. Viva Portugal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdOEpfypWQA

>>130951526
OP is a retarded faggot who most likely is not European
Every country in Europe has beastly history
>saged

>>130951526
>Portugal, Spain, Czechy
>historically boring
retard

>>130952955
This map is shit. I don't want to be brown again.

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>>130951526
ALL FOR NORWAY!

>>130951526
This is garbage

>>130951526
That's the faggiest color scheme I've ever seen. I'm quite severely color blind, so I don't even bother to try to interpret that mess.

>>130952955
Pretty accurate. Istern Yurop isn't cucked but we certainly do suck.

>>130955886
Austria has an amazing history of being mistaken for Australia, a better country.

>>130951526
>>130951256

>>130951526
So what's so interesting in Norway's history?
And what's so boring in Czech's history?

Yes, I do agree. We're shipping out so many refugees it's not even funny.

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the real map

>>130951526
>French history is just meh


Kill yourself

>>130951526
>norway greater than both sweden and denmark
how fucking retarded are you? and why is france grey, what the fuck

>>130957154
Kek, butthurt pole

>>130951526
That is a terrible diagram. It's very difficult to understand what's going on with it.

>>130957441
The French Revolution alone should make it great.

>>130951970
>grand duchy

somebody aparently didnt have enough money to create a kingdom title.

>>130953214
>Finland greater than Denmark
Yes? What scandi cucks have done in last 100years? Like anything manly.
I mean, we had two wars n stuff

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>>130951716
The reeeeel map

>>130951526
jesus

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>>130951526
utterly retarded

>>130951526
>Norway
Lol

>>130958189
can't be granted title of kingdom from the pope whilst pagan u dingus... unless this is just ck2 humor.

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>>130957154
>Woitek has accepted the euflag but thinks he isn't cucked

>>130951526
this is fine.

>>130959354
wassap pendejo !

>>130951526
WAT

Is this the result of burger education?

>>130960210
yes its ck2 humor.

>>130951526
You have to be blind to put these colors so randomly.

>>130951970
Op's faggot we all agree but cmon Lithuania, i mean you are born in 90's. Internet is older than you.