Let's create their next conspiracy theory

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Here's my shot, but maybe something simpler would catch on better--

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I am nearly tearing my Hair out with frustration seeing the entire lot of you sleepwalk into a rhetorical trap! Believe it or not the Trump team/corporate elite are encouraging the intense focus on Russia. You all have taken the bait so they drip drip tidbits to prolong whenever your interest dims. It is all sound and thunder to draw your eyes and whip up their own base into fury and indignation so they can at any time lay all their facts bare and portray opposition as liars.

There are real scandals. The real ones you are overlooked entirely!

. Look up May 8 and see what trump was up to. Hint: he had a meeting that will alter all of our lives in the longrun. Wonder why stocks are i doing so well? Look closely at what's happening with banking regulations. Fucking look. The will be a drive in guise of populism to restore glass steagall but the substance are the wall streeters on his economic team. Legislation to come of this will take aim at small banks in the guise of breaking up big ones

And this will be enabled thanks to a man named Ajit Pai. Who is he you may ask? He is Trump's FCC chair who is aiming to scrap net neutrality. This is the most critical element of all. While you are being distracted with sound and mirrors, there is a quiet aim behind the scenes to do step two and when it has become glaringly apparent, you won't hear of it due to Pai. Regulate which websites receive internet traffic and you can pass number two through without ever being seen."