>be french >get killed by Whipped Cream

>>130939689
nothing of value was lost

>>130939689
Who puts whipped cream on a burger anyway?

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>>130939689
>Rebecca Burger

she was clearly more american than french

>>130939689
>French
>Rebeca Burger
>Burger
What did she mean by this.

Whip cream canister of peace.

If she had moar fat on her body she would have been OK.

Fat is airbag for humans.

>>130939689

>cops a load of creamy goodness to the face
>has a heart attack
>dies

Remember the days when women could take a load without dying? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>130939689
Wait, so was she doing whippits and it killed her? What a retard.

>>130939689
OUCH. she did the thing with the whipped cream in the mouth didnt see? the canister blew up in her face didnt it? lol Its like a real life zoolander where the models kill themselves playing with gasoline.

>killing instagram model
NOOO!!!

>>130939833
The whipped cream was. Whipped cream is good.

But really, did the shock of it kill her? She was probably bulimic, which would weaken her heart.

>>130939689
even whipped cream dispensers hate non whites god bless them

>be Burger
>get exploded

>>130940095
Unoriginal, antisocial swine

>>130940097
What do you think, nigger?

>>130940131
>Your mother is a fat whore
OUCH.

>>130939901
+1

>>130939689
it probably was a whippet dispenser that was too charged. they specifically make high density containers but looks like she was being foolish.

>>130940056
>If she had moar fat on her body she would have been OK.
The explosion resulted in a part of the dispenser hitting her head, causing head trauma and hemorrhaging, which killed her.

I fail to see how more fat could have stopped this accident.

This was a rather large whipped cream dispenser, which has been banned from the EU several years ago, due to safety aspects. Of course, the American manufacturer has been crying "bad EU" for ages.

>>130940346
Afff you are a mean girl.

>>130940097
That's right. I can't figure out why it gave her cardiac arrest though.

>getting so spooked by an air canister blowing you get an heart attack

Jesus, France.

>>130939689
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Btw, this burger wasnt a burger but a alsacienne. People from east. Kraut frog if you prefer

#NotAllWhippedCreamDispensers

>>130939689
Sigh. Another burger who succumbed to high fat produce

>>130939689
>instagram model
Good riddance.

>>130940663
she looked a little 'ethnic'

Puts a whole new perspective on those pornos where they shoot whipped cream up nasty sluts asses

>>130939689
Let's just say she died in the most French way possible.

>>130940644
Naw bro she was just practicing shoving it down her throat and choked on it.

>>130940500
The article says it hit her in the chest resulting in cardiac arrest

>>130939689
ALOHA SNACKBAAAAR! WE HAVE RADICALIZED YOUR CONDIMENTS IMPERIALIST EUROPEAN DOGS!

>>130940500
>he doesn't have a bumper of fat all around his skull to absorb blows to the head
Must just be an American thing...

>>130940095
>Remember the days when women could take a load without dying?

KEK

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>>130940097
>doing whippets
Like pic related? Was she French canadian?

She was trying to do whippets and died, fucking hilarious.

>>130939689
Someone accidentally did this at my work and it shot through the wall. They should have have warnings on those desu.

>>130940801
Nah, Just too tanned. Unhealthy. This kinda girl often get skin cancer at 45-50

>>130940268
She's white.

>>130939689
check the biceps... is this a tranny?

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>>130939689

This is what happens when you let millennials work in dispenser factories.

I swear to God, things rarely seriously malfunctioned and killed people until millennials entered the work force.

>>130940834
I used to like those ass-smoothie vids. They had one where this dude scrambles eggs in this birds arse, then she empties them into a pan, cooks and eats them.

>>130941023
whippets is slang for inhaling nitrous oxide (laughing gas)
the propellant in whipped cream is nitrous because it's fat soluble (also why is crosses the blood brain barrier or something)
you can get high from whipped cream canisters by holding the can upright and opening it and inhaling

it's a very short high
not a super dangerous drug, but it's pretty dumb

i wonder if she shit her pants when she died

>>130939689
>instagram model
>french
And nothing of value was lost

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>>130939689
>muslims are turning whipped cream into bombs

Joke's on you sandniggers, this is why I buy pic related. Good fucking luck turning this into a bomb. People who buy those aerosol cans are just begging for a peaceful death.

>>130939689
"French"

>>130941541

did you got cucked by a quebecois ? ;)

>>130940500
>Hit in the head
>Cardiac Arrest
I think as a "fitness model" she probably had put multiple cocktails in her system that did damage to her heart(see people having heart attacks from preworkouts like jack3d and C4). Then this thing blew up and it was like popping a balloon behind your 80year old war vet grandpa.

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>>130939689
What is, a balloon. Edgy model dies doing it wrong.

>>130940095
KEK

>>130941412
Fuck, I never knew they used nitrous in cream cans

>>130939689
whipped cream on burger

>>130939689
>be stupid worthless nigger born in france
>french

>IG model

Lower than a whore tbqh, they have less creativity

>>130941280
Millennial Chinese?

>>130941875
yeah
if you want to abuse nitrous, you buy canisters of it that are sized like CO2 canisters for BB guns
they use it in combination with cream and dispensers in pro-cooking

you just inflate balloons with them
they sell the canisters in head shops and porn shops here in the US

>>130941875
Should check out Steve-O on his downward spiral. At one point if you walked into his apartment you'd be ankle deep in whippet cannisters

>>130941764
>did you got
>french education
c'mon man even i know that's wrong

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>>130942105
>they sell the canisters in head shops and porn shops here in the US
$50 says you're from Florida.

>>130940095
There's a lot to laugh at in this post, I'm gonna need some time to digest this

>>130939689
>be french
>be killed by white thing

>>130940613
The bottle exploded, broke her thorax which stopped the heart, noone was around to revive her and she just died.
When these gas bottles explodes it's really powerful and can go through a wall.

>>130942020
Turk rapebaby calling others niggers...
Unable to see the difference between sunbathing tan and skin color...

#toppingofpeace
#notallwhippedcream

Nangs are fukn skitz bruv

ban cheat days

>>130940801
Kek, all whitey needs to do is get a tan and he's no longer "white".

>>130942696
Whippets has nothing to do with cheat days.

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>>130940500
>I fail to see how more fat could have stopped this accident.

>>130942873
I couldn't find this pic. You beat me to it.

>>130941633
underrated

>>130942110
he was molested as a child

>>130939689
>burger
>shot by whipped cream
Is this the most American death ever?

>>130939689
i smell lawsuit

>>130943030
>he was molested as a child
And?

ban assault canisters.

>>130942873
this desu senpai

>>130939689
Anyone else think she was fucking around with NOS?

>>130942696
ban assault whipped cream.

she died in a "domestic accident" lol

fuckin junkie lol

Slut got killed.
Onoes.

Who the fuck cares ?

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She sure got creamed.

>>130939833
fbpb, fitness models are the worst women out there

>>130941768
The only people who have heart attacks from pre workouts were way out of shape to begin with. It's literally just caffeine,

>>130939689
CREAMED.COM

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>>130944911
>the digits

what does this mean

>>130944911
Coalburners and women who've had more than 1 partner in their life are worse Tbh

>>130939689
>spend hours upon hours working on your core
>Think you're the hottest shit ever
>Even though you are borderline shitskin
>Go to café to show off your glutes and abs
>Start intimidating other women because they are less than you and are weak as fuck
>Finally go to order you double cafe' moca with a touch of hazelnut
>receive your drink
>Notice the reatrd employee forgot hazelnut shit
>Call employee a fag and tell him to give you 2 free hazelnut shots and free whip cream
>Employee grabs whipped cream
>Whipped cream canister explodes
>Hits you in your rock hard abs
>Go into cardio arrest
>die

How much you wanna bet this broad was pro refugee. "We are all immigrants in this world"

>>130939833
FPBP

>>130939833
>nothing of value was lost
Phrase used by losers who should've been aborted.

>>130939689

huffing nitrous is bad kids

>>130939689
Thot Status:
[ ] Not Patrolled
[x] Patrolled

>>130945362
Unironically kill yourself.

>>130942873
Now thats a fivehead.

>>130939689

>Doing whippits
>overcharged
>blew a cannister into her chest hard enough to kill her

Nah, probably OD'd on Nitrous, and smurfed herself to heaven

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>>130939689
what was it with her and whipped cream

heartless fucks

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>>130945637
funny how many new kids here think she was eating whipped cream .. " Smurfed " I seen people get pale blue on tanks and lived
>N20 a.k.a. Hippie Crack.
look at my flag I know what I am talking about.

>>130939689
>Live a healthy life with a very strict diet
>Dead by whipped cream

Oh like pottery

>>130945637

If you get hit hard enough in the chest at just the right time in your heart rhythm you will go into cardiac arrest and die.

>>130940162
>instagram
>model
pick one

>>130941280
That always happened. Remember when Tylenol turned out to be laced with Cyanide? Or the Ford Pintos that would burst into flames the moment you got rear ended?

>>130945933
>le thorax

kek

>>130939833
fpbp

Hitting someone hard enough in their lower sternum can alter their heart rhythm sufficiently to cause cardiac arrest.

It was formerly taught as part of CPR to reverse ventricular tachycardia.

Joogle "Precordial Thump."

>>130939689
just part and parcel

>>130945554
One Polish loser defending another Polish loser using similarly scummy phrases. I have no doubt you two losers make a massively positive contribution to the lives of people around you. Not.

>>130942345
>2345
Checked and kek'd

>>130939833
did she have a toll to pay?

>>130940268
low iq cracker design one of you weak ass crackers good riddance

>>130946092

Yeah, but with her fitness regimen she's probably stacking on a few things that would fuck with her intake, capacity, and general processing.

Just thinking she checked out on nitrous.

>>130947585
she prob tried to hyper ventilate b4 the hit..
I was a kid we would hit balloons then jump 30 -40 feet into comfy lake . that rush of under water buzz.. Good summer time fun .

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>>130942950
came here to post this.

>>130940131
Can you post a picture?
My bandwidth is shit.

>>130945933
What the fuck is with her notification bar?

>>130950712
It's like an early 90s toolbar.

>>130945913
Seriously what the fuck did she mean by that picture, he's just standing there

>>130951214
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!!!!

>>130939689
>instagram model
she was cute though should have done porn instead, at least the creamy blowjobs there are armless

>>130951896
She is used to hunched back protruded neck posture of the modern numales.

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>>130942873
she aint a real lady less shes 580.

>>130945362
fuck off

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>>130939689
Who the fuck uses a whipped cream can with a fucking Co2 cartridge? Dumb as fuck.

>>130944922
That's why the FDA has banned different formulas of "literally just caffeine".

>>130939689
That's what you get for trying to cheat on your cut.

>>130941768
she was hit in the Thorax

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>>130940663
I found another pic of her from her instagram

>>130954655
I'd hit her thorax if you know what i mean

>>130942873
Is it just me, or is it always women that get this fucking obese? I never see men like this. Why?

>>130939689
what a way to die...

>>130941768
How does it damage the heart?

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>>130939689
>mfw I almost punctured one these things to see what would happen as a kid

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>>130951214

>>130958212
Hormones. Estrogen and fat go hand in hand

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>>130940095
Well memed sir.

>>130939689

>Burger
>cardiac arrest

can't make this up

>>130941315
You are worthless. Go butter knife massacre (as a prank) your local mosque

>>130939689
that you get when you trust made in china
>>130939833
t. undermenchen pole

>>130945554
Don't worry, he's dying but unfortunately it is a slow death.

>>130943261
>And?
Pedo detected.

>>130948750
Kys hippy scum. Straight edge National Conanism 4 life.

>>130939689
€burger

>>130939689
Better than being killed by a shit skin. At least some honor in a accidental killing, than one that could have been prevented by not letting sub-human sand niggers religion of peace pieces of shit in your country.
And her family gets to sue the company and get a wrongful death settlement.

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>>130939689
>Rebecca Burger

Also, Instagram model, nothing of value was lost

>>130961135
totally, right? xD ^^

KYS

>>130940644
>Mocking others for being weak
>is Canadian
Thanks Sir, you made my day

>>130939689
>dying from whippets

>>130940500
>I fail to see how more fat could have stopped this accident.
Fat is specifically suited to absorb impacts and distribute it over time.

>>130964803
You know it's bad when France calls you a pussy.

>>130958212
Because you are an austitic fuck that never comes outside
Seriously there are tons of men who are this fat dumbass

>>130940500
>a rather large whipped crean dispenser which has been banned from the EU

Bin that cream

>>130942873
I think i rather die than look like that

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I guess you could say she got her just desserts

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>>130954474
hahah yeah dude!

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"""French"""

>Killed by dairy

Yeah non white detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrUekVfgHI

>>130965877
CREAMED

>>130939689
>>130939901
>>130940042
>>130940097
>>130944709
>>130965026
No retards, it's not for whippets or just to make whip cream. It's a whipping siphon. Now let's all take a field trip to /ck.

>>130954474
That's how you charge fresh whip cream.

However, after you shake it around with the CO2 attached, you remove it to use it.

t. Starbucks

>>130939689
gee wonder how she died, had to of been a necking

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>>130939689
In before this is dubbed a hate crime against white people because whipped cream is white.

>>130965877
Too soon carlos goddamnit

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>>130941023


I laughed more than I should have at that post. Thanks.

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>>130944911
What's wrong with fitness models?

>>130939689
Was she not getting a fix and decided to stab the can?

>>130966328
A lot of them are whores desu. I compete out in Texas and they're honestly some of the worst women. The fitness industry ruins them.. just like the club scene ruins women.

>>130943218
>French
>get shot by American whipped cream
>die

More like the most American kill.

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>>130966328
pic related is how it actually happens in greece

>>130967079
Women are gonna be whores regardless of what stupid shit they're interested in. Fuck, that's day one shit, homie.

Women are gonna be cock-sluts regardless if they're competing in fitness competitions or competitive gaming.

What would YOU do if the world didn't expect anything of you and just handed you everything you wanted on a silver platter?

Whores gonna whore.

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>>130966328
>Ewkpatnc the poofter

He just wanted hot bears to oogle at

her last words were '' sacreau bleu, i eez surrender, ohhhh my fart is fromagey''

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>>130940042

>>130965060

>distribute over time

nigga what

>>130939689
Creamed.

>>130965680
they'll be dead soon enough anon

>>130939689
The French people need to accept the positions of whipped cream dispensers, your bigotry is responsible for this!.

>>130944974
>digit

It means that the whipped cream dispenser was rigged with explosives and somewhere along the way a kike made some money.

>>130954655

wtf I hate exoskeletons now

>>130942342
>>they sell the canisters in head shops and porn shops here in the US
Not the same anon but I live in FL and can confirm this.

>>130945049
Most fitness models are coalburning whores

>>130945913
My god do I hate women. But I'm definitely not gay. What does that make me?

Now she can't have huwaitu baybies, so its a shame.

I read that quite a few baseball players used to die this way. A ball to the heart during the pause between repolarisation of the ventricles, pulseless v-fib, quickly followed by asystole and death. Scary shit, how easily our bodies can be broken.

>>130939689
That's what you get for missing out on gains

>>130970389
He's right, an impact against fat takes longer to transfer the full force. It's the same way an air bag works.

>>130939689
>French

>>130939689
>instagram fitness model
So an attention whore?

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>>130954474

>>130972198
Normal. The idea of women as emotional and intellectual equals to men is extremely new and unnatural.

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>>130940212

>>130939689
why is this a thread? what the fuck does this have to do with politics?

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>>130973984

>>130967476
its a totally different level compared to the average woman.