Brit/pol/ - Happy Portillo edition

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Tonights QT panel

>>130937789
first for 1984

>being this early

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>>130937902
>Diane Abbott

Why is she still on the airwaves?

>>130937902
Sadly this isn't the actual line up.

O A S I S
O A S I S
O A S I S

SUNSHEEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYYYYYNNNNNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aatEBIZHNU

>>130937902

Fool me once...

>>130937902
>different font
Close, but no cigar.

>>130938044
Fucking hell... the elite have gone totally insane, haven't they? This is going to end badly lads.

>>130938147

Can't stand that pillock myself lad. Here's a 20-year old piece of nostalgia for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YTqmMDd3zs

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>>130938078
Because sex sells anon.

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test

>>130938135
Well duh

>>130938254
they genuinely live in their own little worlds, society has come full circle and we are again facing an isolated bourgeoisie.
>Let them eat cake, for I know better
has become
>Let them have cultural enrichment, for I know better

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>can't own guns for personal self defense

This shit sucks

is there any good political porn comics?

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>politics is driven by economics and not morals

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>>130937789

If you see any Shills with UK/European Flags doing what's in the Image, they are part of a Terror Network that had knowledge about both the 6/3 attack & Manchester Bombing.

Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

(These Terror shills have been following my comments & threads around)

>>130938342
So why is she still on the airwaves

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>>130937902

http://www.middleeasteye.net/columns/time-tory-right-709511774

Peter Oborne thinks that Finsbury Park was due to conservative columnists using "Islamophobic language". Just read his article and try not to rage.

>>130938436
Stop LARPing

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Tonight's Question Time panel.

(Rightly's was sadly better).

>>130938342
Is there such a thing as anti-sex? Like morbid curiosity. A fascination with the black hole of sex appeal which is Dianne Abbot.

>>130938400

You can't own anything for the purposes of self defence.
If you buy a baseball bat to have next to your bed incase a robber breaks in at night, that is illegal. Another reason I gave up on wanting to be a police officer.

>>130938400

Han solo

>>130938147

Dya loike Oaysis.... oar Blorr...?

>>130938436
Explain yourself

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>>130938400

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Reminder to get fit. Not "swole" but physically agile and with stamina.

> Nations have passed away and left no traces,
>And History gives the naked cause of it--
> One single, simple reason in all cases;
>They fell because their peoples were not fit.

>>130938388
I know they do. I am kind of in their little world though, got an elite education and I have some bullshit career. But everyone in that world over 40? It's like they live on a different fucking planet to me.

A lot of the problem as well is that people do this virtue circle jerking as a way of signalling class status.

>>130938545
I actually do like Oasis.

>nobody knows anything other than wonderwall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm54XyLwBAk

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>>130938481
With weakness like this, the west deserves to be beheaded.

>>130938436

If you put as much effort into bettering yourself as you do LARPing, Frank, you'd be able to move out of your mum's house and you wouldn't have tits.

>>130938400
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/farmer-83-found-not-guilty-10003784

Watching vikings lads
pretty good

English come across as pure faggots

>>130938671
Archive the clickbaiters
https://archive.is/gW8Vh

>The new SNP leader in Westminster is in Charles Kennedy's old seat
We're gonna have another Robertson moment next election lads

>>130938436
Anon5 what the fuck are you doing in brit/pol/? Your retarded LARPing belongs somewhere else >>>/x/

>>130938491
>gina miller

I know that we all know why, but WHY do the BBC pretend she's actually a relevant person?

Also, I like how they have changed what they call her.

>>130938683
Just wait...

>>130938651
At least we know that, were the country to collapse the authorities wont be worth worrying about.

>>130938750
What did they used to call her?

>>130938648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zCwvCmA5Ng
>yfw their best song was a B-Side
Oasis were shit hot in the mid-90s

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>>130938513
Dunno mate ask Corbo.

>>130938683
So do the Vikings, they're all a bunch of Homos and women fight better than them.

Never mind the fact that the Basic Anglo in Northumbria actually benefitted from the Danelaw.

>>130938559

Read the image & watch the responses to my posts/threads.

If you want to save UK Lives, those Terror Shills need to be stopped.

>>130938683
ragnar died yet?

>>130938750
It's funny because whenever Nigel's on, Twitter goes berserk asking why a 'failed politician is on AGAIN' - yet he's an MEP and he knows a shitload about the EU.

Gina Miller is just a professional cunt and should not be given any political importance.

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC
I updated the pastebin with some more QA (Queen 's speech, QT among others)

>Inb4 haters

>>130938873
I remember once they called her a "parliamentarian", then after that they called her a "pro-Union campaigner."

https://twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/877904775144239104

Actually a decent argument

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>why is the right so easily triggered?

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

also

>4million daily mail readers

smhfamalam

>>130938540
That is utter nonsense.

>>130938481
Quick rundown on PO Muslim connections?

>>130938683
They couldnt get away with such a based show without making the pagans seem gay somehow, so they multiple times imply that vikings shared their wives with other men, and also vastly overstate the role of shield maidens

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Aww we lost the record.

>>130939108
Cheers, that was a fair point.

>>130939182

It's true. So I'm not sure if you're saying I'm lying (I'm not) or if you're saying the law is stupid.

>>130938962
>he knows a shitload about the EU

HAHAHA check this brainlet out

>>130939271
>Canuck

Probably still of Anglo stock.

Daily reminder that if you enjoy having a poo then you're probably gay and enjoy having your prostate stimulated, by poo.

>>130938930
You're the imbecile who thought "dinosaurs are really birds" was some cosmic conspiracy knowledge instead of something that's been known for decades and speculated on for 100+ years.

You actually make High Level Insider look good.

>>130938671
>>130939182
Self defence is not a reason to own a firearm. Because it is excluded from the reason, 'reasonable' force becomes more nebulous. Plus the fact that you're supposed to keep your gun hidden away, and any sort of use of it for self defence becomes also nebulous when it comes to negligence.

They don't want people to use it for self defence. Which should lead you to think that there's a bias there.

>>130939338
Yeah, fair point. At least it's someone from the Anglosphere.

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>"For the past 15 years I have been entirely motivated by a desperate desire to put the “Great” back into Great Britain. Everything I have tried to do—all the projects, speeches, schemes, etc.—have been with this end in mind. And none of it has worked, as you can see too obviously! In order to put the “Great” back I have always felt it was vital to bring people together, and I began to realise that the one advantage my position has over anyone else’s is that I can act as a catalyst to help produce a better and more balanced response to various problems. I have no “political” agenda—only a desire to see people achieve their potential; to be decently housed in a decent, civilised environment that respects the cultural and vernacular character of the nation; to see this country’s real talents (especially inventiveness and engineering skills) put to best use in the best interests of the country and the world (at present they are being disgracefully wasted through lack of co-ordination and strategic thinking); to retain and value the infrastructure and cultural integrity of rural communities (where they still exist) because of the vital role they play in the very framework of the nation and the care and management of the countryside; to value and nurture the highest standards of military integrity and professionalism, as displayed by our armed forces, because of the role they play as an insurance scheme in case of disaster; and to value and retain our uniquely special broadcasting standards which are renowned throughout the world. The final point is that I want to roll back some of the more ludicrous frontiers of the 60s in terms of education, architecture, art, music, and literature, not to mention agriculture! Having read this through, no wonder they want to destroy me, or get rid of me…!"

-The Prince of Wales, in a 1993 letter to Tom Shebbeare, then director of the Prince's Trust

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>>130939037
EU laws are pretty much made impossible to read. have you actually tried to go through EU internet regulatory law. unless you are a lawyer with a lot of time on their hands it's pretty much impossible. it is by design and one of the reason we should want to leave.

>>130939473
>Self defence is not a reason to own a firearm.
Many would disagree.

>>130939539
and then he became friends with Muslims, 1993 was a different time. You have to write-off anything before 1997

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About to get nicked by the fairy mobile lads

>>130939581
They would be wrong. The law is on my side here.

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>>130939338
>>130939509
No matter how far you try and run anglos will extract BLOOD

>>130938957
You god damn bitch

>>130939697
Why didn't you post my comment? >>130938023

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>>130939697

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https://youtu.be/JvPTpzNpNyI

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>>130939791
Day fucking ruined.

>>130938491
> Oborne wrote the pamphlet "The Pro-Israel Lobby In Britain",[22] which outlined the influence allegedly enjoyed by pro-Israeli media and politics lobbyists in the United Kingdom. The article asserted that while the lobbying efforts of groups such as Conservative Friends of Israel (CFI), Labour Friends of Israel, and the Britain Israel Communications and Research Centre (BICOM) are legal, their funding is often untraceable, their operations are not transparent, and media seldom declare the influence of junkets arranged by these pro-Israeli entities on the tenor of their writing. Oborne and Jones conclude that changes are needed "because politics in a democracy should never take place behind closed doors. It should be out in the open and there for all to see." On this issue, Oborne wrote and presented an edition of Dispatches titled "Inside Britain's Israel Lobby".[23] In December 2012, he argued that the Conservative's unwillingness to criticise the Israeli government threatens the prospect of a peace in the region.
>On 10 May 2012, on the BBC's Question Time programme, Osborne commented following the jailing of a Rochdale sex trafficking gang, who had been convicted of rape, sexual activity with children and conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with children having raped, physically assaulted and sexually groomed girls as young as 12. Oborne said the victims had "accepted the advances" of their attackers and added: "What does it tell us about what's happened to our society that we have 12 year old girls, 13 year old girls, who are happy to give up their affection and their beauty to men in exchange for a packet of crisps?" Some, such as Vicky Allan of The Herald, have claimed that this type of rhetoric amounts to victim blaming, saying that: "there is a prevalent conviction that young girls are somehow asking for whatever they get as soon as they begin to behave in a sexual manner, or choose to involve themselves with men".

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>>130939271
post the REAL one

>>130939791

I like that car it is very pretty, also the back windows are covered so you can have a bit of fun in the back

>>130939739

learn history gaylord

>>130938326
That got me right in the feels, you fucker.

>>130939539
Culture? Nation? Doesn't he know that this land is not JUST for the natives? What do they have over anyone else? We're all equal!

>>130939543
It's done so laws are made in court rather than in government.

In a just society all personal laws would fit in a single book, which Blackstone did because the other three were mostly for companies and property.

>>130940051
>a bit of fun in the back
how appropriate

>>130939697
>z

>>130939791
Imagine the fucking shame of getting pinched and bundled into the back of that.

>>130939854

Farage has been doubling down on "we should not be at war with Islam".

Poor lad. He thinks he's out of the game since Brexit, but far greater struggles will be required of him.

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>>130940232
So long as you're smoking cannabis, you should be fine!

>>130940075
Legal obscurantism also means you are forced to hire expensive lawyers to deal with anything remotely legal, too. Makes sense: it is expensive lawyers who write the laws.

If you've ever done any business in the States you'll know what I mean. Any official form there is about 200 pages long and totally indecipherable.

>why aren't people in jail one week after a tower block burned down reeeeeeeeeee

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628032/MP-slams-police-not-making-arrests-Grenfell.html

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>>130939991
kek

>>130939973
Pic related was how the cop replied to someone who called it a 'fairy car'. Since deleted but Godfrey Elfwick picked up on it.

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>>130940350
>Smiling

>>130940232

>Arrested for being drunk and disorderly
>End up being noisily hammered in the back of the bum-mobile

>>130940339
he's trying to get into the government

>>130939854

Walthanstow, where that guy lives:

>The highest White British ward is Chapel End (35%),[18]

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>>130940501
He does genuinely smile on occasion!

Wonder when we'll get the next happening. I'm getting bored

>>130940520
>drunk and disorderly

what does this mean?
I've never been stopped by the police for being drunk

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Can we dream lads?

>Supporters of a campaign to persuade Tory Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg to run for leader of the Conservative Party are preparing to deliver a petition to the MP next week.

>The campaign, dubbed “Ready for Rees-Mogg”, has so far garnered some 5,000 signatures and is aiming to reach 10,000 by Monday

https://readyformogg.org/

>>130940653
A nuke in London maybe.

>>130940704
Don't get my hopes up so much

>>130937902

This must be a fucking joke...

>>130940686
Must be in a rural area then.

Just run away from them or something. No police is going to run after you for being pissed.

>>130940232

It probably smells of poppers in that police car

>>130939974
>oborne is the "they were asking for it" poster

>tfw no gypo romas to make gypsie music with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko

why live

>>130940741
Don't even have to be a full on nuke. It could just be a little dirty bomb, you know?

Repost from fag end of last thread:

>>130935772
>>130937145

>Research on Physical Punishment
The data in this area have recently been summarized by Elizabeth Gershoff (Report on Physical Punishment in the United States, 2008) and Susan Bitensky (Corporal Punishment of Children, 2006). The evidence shows that physical punishment is stunningly deleterious at every developmental level. Meta-analyses of hundreds of studies document that physical punishment is associated with: verbal and physical aggression; delinquent, antisocial, and criminal behavior; poorer quality of parent-child relationships; impaired mental health; and later abuse of one's own spouse and children.

Source: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/great-kids-great-parents/201111/the-problem-physical-punishment

Not sure if you lads are from the 'didn't do me any harm' school of thought, but physical discipline is counter-productive.

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>Talking to Chinese student
>she's coming to study in the UK
>"you know, London is not safe these days, right anon?"
>"yeah haha just keep clear of Muslims"
>"of course, I will only be with other Chinese students"

why are Asians more awake than Brits lads

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>>130937789
Maajid Nawaz the former terrorist.

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>>130940772
>he knows what poppers smell like
>he knows what poppers are or do

>>130939701
You misunderstand - I am well aware that you have to put "Hunting" as a reason.

But to own a firearm that for hunting can be used in self defense is quite legal in the UK.

>>130940472
I agree, they know full well some of those people are here illegally, why haven't there been any arrests?

>>130939543
meant for
>>130939108

I always wondered if she pays someone to wipe her ass.

>>130940866
they get actively told to avoid Pakis, Chinks deal with Muslims the correct way. By hammering the shit out of them and legislating against their gay arse religion

>>130940866

They're both parasites, none of them integrate so just keep them all out.

>>130940866
Because their society is racially and culturally aware.

I was thinking about it a few nights ago. I believe, much like the aristocracy of old, the powerful members of the Party do not require globalist commercialism to fuel their power, since it is independent of it. In fact they are in opposition to each other. It's another reason why the Chinese are clamping down on billionaires there.

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>>130940699

>>130940686
Technically it is an offence to be drunk in public. It's law in a fair amount of countries. That said you have to show some level of disobedience before they'd pick you up for it, but if they felt like it they could just nab you for being drunk.

>>130940941
May said they aren't pursuing the illegals. The bitch

>>130940866
They haven't completely abandoned nationalism.

>>130940699
I'd snuggle with Mogg and talk about the constitution.

>>130941097
>m-maybe now the people at the Graniuad will be kind ;_;

fucking Tory wets are pathetic

>>130940928
I CAN, but it is not common, and certainty not stated as much. You would be relying upon a shaky precedent. I'll put it this way, there is no positive confirmation that firearms may be used for self-defence, that I know of. Especially not in statute.

>>130941097
The law doesn't apply to criminals.

>>130941160

They abandoned it decades ago but they've found a new lease of life for it now they're on track to be the top GDP.

It gives me hope that we maybe able to rekindle the flame as well.

>>130940941

ummm, here hoping ur being sarcastic.

nigger Lamey wants all the white people in Kensington Council arrested and in jail.

>>130941229

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-127513/Farmer-shot-intruder-walks-free.html

There's a precedent.

Ok lads I'm calling it now. Most of Question Time tonight will be about how we tackle the white far right extremist terrorists

>>130940699
he's a fun meme but he is way too posh to peform well up north

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/877914937841950720

New footage of May being booed yesterday for visiting people who lived in Grenfell. The narrative that the cuts led to them dying is now, apparently, established fact.

>>130941431
yes... yes...

>>130941417
>1 man is a precedent
>He doesn't think Crown prosecutors won't weasel through every situational difference to get a conviction of manslaughter

I honestly don't know why you people are so happy with these gun laws. They're utterly pathetic. Don't defend them. Also your link doesn't work.

>>130941505
I hate May as much as anyone, but seriously they need to stop booing her wherever she goes. Let her get on with her job

>>130940844
Molymeme hop off that proxy lad

>>130941229
tbph i like the fact that some of you think they can't/won't defend themselves if an intruder broke in.

That we we can cleanse the weakminded and cucks.

>>130940905
>>he knows what poppers are or do

So do you Mr Hitchens, other wise you wouldn't have commented in a disaproving manner

put that in your pipe and smoke it

>>130941442
or in bed

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Glugging a bottle of Midori on a Thursday afternoon desu, what are you lads up to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCwoYcp0IY

>>130941229
UK law is clear that it is "Reasonable force" - or more exactly "an honestly held belief that you or another, are in imminent danger, then you may use such force as is reasonable and necessary to avert that danger"

Reasonable force can include shooting someone dead, that been established as early as R v Rose (1884) 15 Cox 540.

>>130941097

Her whole response to this situation has been error-strewn, and she would come across as completely heartless if she were to get fixated by that at this stage.

>>130937902
Pascoe is an unfunny leftie bint but I'd shag her silly tbqh.

>>130941442
You mean you don't think he'll replicate the raging success of Cameron & May in the North?

>>130941505
They're just shouting boourns.

>>130941505
>Spent £70,000/apartment to make the place look nicer
>All works were done to regulation
>Fridge caused a fire which got out of control
>Must be austerity

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>parents apply for council house list
>get letter telling us we've been suspended for 2 YEARS over a debt we have no idea about from April 2000
>mothers car almost broke down today, exhaust is fucked
>I'm about to lose my ESA

That's it. We're fucking cursed. Everytime this family tries to make progress we get a massive set back. God, please give us a break.

>>130941691

Sniffing poppers lad

>>130941592
There is case law since at least the 1800s that shooting someone dead is allowed in self defense, or defense of another person if you reasonably think that life is in danger from unlawful violence.

>>130938545
I immediately think of this scene whenever anyone brings up either band.

>>130941617

Fug I've never been compared to him before kek.

>>130941431
my predicitons
>obourne says something very contrerversial
>Gina Miller brings up the bus
>Gina and either the tory or obourne shout at eatchother over brexit

>>130941712

All the bullshit surrounding this comes from one case where a farmer chased an intruder off his land and as he was trying to escape the farmer jumped in front of his car and shot him. He did 3 years or something but as you point out it was not seen as 'imminent danger' because he actively pursued him off his land.

For some reason people think this one case is now representative of all defensive shooting cases.

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>tfw selected for jury

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>>130938135
Germans don't care. They will always put ideology before pragmatism, hence why they didn't abandon the Euro years ago.

They're perfectly happy to make Brits (and by extension, themselves) to preserve their ideology.

>>130941835

If I get these dubbles then a mysterious stranger will donate a large sum of money to your mum

>tfw I have small hands

>>130941505
she brought this on herself for apologising officially, it had nothing to do with her at all. Not to mention it amplified her silence regarding the Islamic attacks we've been suffering

>>130942026
*Perfectly happy to make Brits suffer

>>130941774
the 'Austerity caused grenfell' idea is a piece of political spin doctoring more unbelievable than 'we're going to war with germany because they invaded poland.'

>>130942012
if it's a Paki move to convict regardless of the evidence

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>>130941847
Ooooh grim mate
>>130942052
Well at least your todger will look a bit bigger

>>130941050
Except the Party aristocracy are constantly being caught out squirreling billions away in secret offshore accounts. They were powerful before Deng's reforms, sure, but now they have access to an unlimited supply of money and total authority to do whatever they want with it.

>>130942202
it's not a paki.

>>130942204
>Ooooh grim mate

kek i'm not really lad, just drinking a brew

>>130942284
WHat info have they told you

>>130942045

Oh well, at least you tried.

>>130941965
That is the case law in most US states, except a few that allow someone to shoot someone for criminal trespassing.

>>130941835
It's a bit odd seeing someone with a DEUS VULT flag talking about his mums exhaust being knackered

>>130941965
Tony Martin. It was a big deal when it happened. I think he shot one of the gypsies in the back, though, and that the case hinged on that. He did 3 years and was let out.

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>>130941417
Reminds me of an old joke. An old boy hears some ruckus in his garden, has a look, and sees two lads breaking into his shed. He calls the police and they say no-one's available, but someone would come tomorrow. Before long he calls them again and says not to bother sending anyone since he's shot them both. Within minutes there's two ambulances, four squad cars, and a helicopter outside the house. The two lads are completely unharmed, and as they're taken away a plod says, "I thought you said you shot them," to which the old boy replies, "I thought you said no-one was available."

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>>130942476

>>130941835
kek I got an inheritance of over £100000 recently
I don't even need it, I own my house and everything already, probably just going to blow it on random shit like holidays

You poorfags disgust me desu

>>130941660
You don't even understand what I'm saying... Being weak means being dumb, too. I'm not saying I wouldn't defend myself. I am saying that the law is NOT on your side regarding that. There is no positive encouragement for you to defend yourself by any means necessary, up to and including guns, that I know of. A single case of an old man shooting a burglar with a shotgun from 10 years ago is not evidence to the contrary.

>>130941712
That is not "clear". That is totally nebulous. 'reasonable and necessary' could be defined as being wrestling for all we know--because it doesn't state a maximum force. There is not CLEAR statement that a gun may be used in statute. The only statue I know of that mentions self-defence and guns is in the process of gaining a license where it says that self defence is not a viable reason for owning a gun. That is Parliament suggesting that self defence is not included within that 'reasonable' force.

>>130941850
Our constitution is not the same. If the statute changes, then the guidelines of interpretation do as well.

>>130941965
Give me one working link example where self defence using a firearm to kill an intruder without a firearm is deemed to be legal.

>>130942236
Doesn't change that their power is still centred from China.

>>130941505
>Who does this bitch think she is not visiting us? BOOOOOO
>Who does this bitch think she is visiting us?
BOOOOOO

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>>130942161

Nice red-pill slider there lad.

>>130937789
>Half Spanish

Is he really even British?

Went on a date today lads
Think the girl's a bit of a psycho but she's hot

>>130942767
propose to her m8

>>130942767
post the pics of her feet you took when she wasn't looking

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>>130937789
Courts overrule goverment desision to limit housing welfare:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40367686

I guess everyone on welfare might as well put their name down for a house in central london.

now have a giant 18 inch fan for hot days. pretty loud tho

>>130942690
No-one else will be nice enough to tell you this, so I will - when you reply to 5 posts, you look like a mental case. And it makes people not want to engage with your arguments, however valid

>>130942012
I've always wanted to do it but never been selected. Seems like it would be interesting, plus you get expenses and stuff don't you?

>>130942161
it wasnt about kikes though
churchill didnt want a strong germany as it a threat to British power

>>130942815
Not pure enough

>>130942847
No they're for my eyes only

>>130942942
You mong the heats gone now, won't be back till next year.

>>130942690
But the money is as a direct result of being plugged into global financial networks. And they hide it offshore in the global system. Goldman Sachs is headquartered in New York, so it's "power is... centred from" the US. Is it part of the global system or not?

You are talking some rubbish anon.

>>130942948
I don't give a shit. You're literally saying "give up on arguing with people and just engage is shit-talk". This place is for political discussion, so I'll discuss it with people. If they can't be arsed, that's on them. Would you rather I made 5 separate posts?

>>130942363
they read the charges out to you before selecting jurors, and we started the trial today (only carried on for like 20 minutes though because we started so late).

>>130942969
yeah, they pay your expenses for travel, lost wages etc. i think it'll be pretty good, but it does take a long time. i'll be there every day until tuesday.

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>>130940699
Was /britpol/ aware Moggster had an Instagram filled with gems such as pic related?

https://www.instagram.com/jacob_rees_mogg/

Imagine saving up to buy one of those luxury apartments, only to have a bunch of shitskins living off of gibs moved in at once. Poor Londoners.

>>130943082
Their money comes from their position in the Party and their influence in allowing business interests to access China, which gives them their money. Their power doesn't come from the wealth they get from global interests, which they then use to infiltrate the Party.

>>130943197
give us a cheeky rundown of the case lad

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>mummys cleavage today

>>130943254
Now a judge has decided anyone on welfare should be able to do that, regardless of cost because the cap has "No good purpose":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40367686

>>130942971
pfahahahaa.

Churchill was personally bankrolled by the Focus group who wanted war with germany using british people as cannon fodder. It had nothing to do with British interests. He was a drunk sot, perpetually in debt and so turning to corrupt interests to fund his lifestyle and poor decisions

>>130942704
thanks

>>130943310
lad and his mate allegedly got beaten up by two brothers. a hammer was involved. the victim has amnesia though so he can't remember what happened. the brothers are going to produce evidence to get them off and incriminate some other relative.

>>130942690
>Our constitution is not the same. If the statute changes, then the guidelines of interpretation do as well.
R v Rose (1884) 15 Cox 540 is still the case that all your law books refer to as it establishes quite a few precedents that have not been overturned in law.
>>130942690
>That is not "clear". That is totally nebulous. 'reasonable and necessary' could be defined as being wrestling for all we know--because it doesn't state a maximum force. There is not CLEAR statement that a gun may be used in statute.

Case law is clear that if you think your life is in danger, you can use lethal force to protect yourself.

It not clearly written in statute due to the fact that english law is common law, which has unwritten aspects, and not based on the napoleonic code.

Criminal Law Act 1967 provides that:

"A person may use such force as is reasonable in the circumstances in the prevention of crime, or in effecting or assisting in the lawful arrest of offenders or suspected offenders or of persons unlawfully at large."

In addition courts have consistantly allowed lethal force, including using legally owned firearms for self defense as long as it reasonable. Shooting someone leaving your property is not viewed as reasonable.

In addition, UK law does not include a duty to retreat.

>>130937789
>Queens Speech Bill-by-bill Quick Rundown
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339564
Wait, I don't see anything mentioning the internet or social media regulations in there.

>>130943254
>work hard your entire life
>barely make the average wage

>have no sense of shame or honour
>get given a luxury penthouse apartment for free and £29k in benefits a year

TOUGH CHOICE

>>130943280
And how is that different from any other element of global power? All of it is rooted in physical power derived from a state somewhere. The elite of the Chinese Communist Party are one of the key power networks in the global structure. It's true that they haven't gone full retard and opened their banking sector to the world and they still have strategic tarriffs on a lot of sectors. But you're a moron if you're trying to argue that they aren't globalists.

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>>130942942
Good tweet, bro

>>130943524

You're welcome lad - it occurred to me that 'slider' may not make sense in this context, but it was referencing the disguise used in spin-bowling in cricket rather than sliding a thread.

>>130943254
That's pretty much a metaphor for London as a whole.

>>130943003
If you wouldn't marry her then why bother dating her?

>>130942948
>>130942948
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>>130942948
ebin post famalamadingdong

>>130943621
This is the natural outcome of a debt-based economy without real money.

Just add a few more zeroes to the debt. Why not?

>>130943843
First date, didn't know much about her beforehand.
Turns out she's a bit mental.

How brits feel about the queen wearing EU hat?

>>130942767

You never know lad, you might be the rock to her swirling sea.

this fan is pretty loud lads. speed 1 is like speed 3 on my small fan

>>130943621
>“I love it here. There are great facilities – a pool, cinema, gym, spa. Porters are on duty 24 hours a day. It’s well built and well maintained. The other day I had a problem with the air conditioning and it was fixed in half an hour.”

http://archive.is/nZ7mP

>>130944002
It's a royal slap in the face to the British people. She's openly saying that she'd rather hand sovereignty to Brussels than her children.

>>130940699

Oh please let this happen, it'd be an even more crushing Labour victory than even having Boris Johnson

>>130942767
how is she psycho?

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I've moved onto a tub of half-price Tesco finest custard now lads

>>130944002
pity it was missing 7 states

5 stars, UK, USA, Canada, Aus and NZ

Anglo supremacy.

>>130944118
The Grenfell lot won't be given access to the other facilities like the gym/spa from what I've heard.

>>130944132
You think people who hate posh people so much they'd never vote Rees Mogg are voting Tory anyway?

Besides, there are a lot of working class people are very patriotic, & much more likely to vote Mogg than May

>>130944358
Can't wait to see them bitching about that

>>130944137
She talked about how she used to be sexually abused and was on medication.
I suggested going bowling after our dinner and she freaked out a bit.
She also said some blatantly contradictory things, so she may be a compulsive liar or something.
Underneath that there's a lovely girl, but I'm not sure how to proceed with that.

>>130944358
Until they cause shit and then they will.

Or they just break in to the pool and use it anyway.

>>130944358

Some callers on LBC were REEE'ing about that kek

>>130941505

That's hilarious. The Tories are so fucked.

This keeps up they're going to be so fucked by the next general election. The demographics are worse for them as time goes on - every day hundreds of Tory voters die and hundreds of young Labour voters reach voting age.

And the best is it's unreconscructed communists, literally the remnants of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Andrew Murray, Andrew Fisher, Seamus Milne, Karie Murphy et al) who control Corbyn and his office.

If they win an election is it the first time since the death of a Tito a Marxist/Communist will be head of state in Europe? Maybe Francois Mitterand, although he was more of a left-wing Social Democrat. Corbyn is too, but his people are all ruthless Stalinists.

>>130940699
I'm certain he's said he doesn't want to be in the cabinet, let alone PM.

>>130942690
>Give me one working link example where self defence using a firearm to kill an intruder without a firearm is deemed to be legal.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-humber-39233017

Also found cases with knives as well if you want that.

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> This is what Britain could have been.

>>130944358

>house burns down
>can't use the spa or gym to molest cute girls

brexit britain

>>130944358

Well all Jeremy Corbyn has to do is publicly comment they should have access, and the government will do as their told and give them access.

>>130944452
I really wouldn't bother if I were you
t. embittered oldfag

>>130944580
>could of been
>a pic taken a week ago

>>130944452
sounds pretty sketchy. don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>130944452
Have fun with her saying you raped her when you break up!

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>>130944680
>could of

>>130944452
All this on a first date? Steer well clear she is damaged.

>>130944370
>he actually thinks this

You don't know many working class people do you, lad.

>>130944721
>could've

>>130944118
The comments are predictable.

>Good to see the milk of human kindness shown in all its glory here. "Think of the house prices" - is that all they can think about?

Why shouldn't they care about that? Having them move in has affected the value of their place considerably. It's like being mugged of a significant amount of money.

>>130943570
If someone breaks into your house, and you know how to shoot very well, and shoot him in the head, would that be an unreasonable use of force?

>>130942690
>>130944501

Here's some more.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-127513/Farmer-shot-intruder-walks-free.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1401124/Farmer-who-shot-intruder-walks-free.html

> INB4 they don't work.

Yes they do you cretin.

>>130944580
Jacob's got five kids; he's doing his best to restore the balance.

>>130944452
oh boy I'd stay away from that, I've fucked around with girls who have been messed with when they were younger before and it never ends well

>>130944847

No because the judge understand you have a split second decision to make.

>>130944759
>You don't know many working class people do you, lad.

Judging by the weeks of "Epib Tory Landslide" shitposting on here prior to June 8th I wouldn't trust brit/pol/ to have a very strong idea of what the British working class is thinking at any given moment

>started fapping exlusivley to 40yr old milfs
someone help me

>>130944880
Because the pope won't let him wear johnnies

>>130944963
Welcome to the big boys club.

>>130944759
I'm from the 3rd safest Labour seat in the country, lad. Working class are broken up in to 3 categories

>those who don't care. Tend to be young lads
>Those who vote Labour whatever. Public sector workers & young pseudo-intellectuals who go to some uni you can get in to if you collect enough weetabix vouchers
>Patriotic working class who'll vote Tory if a candidate extols the greatness of Britain.

>>130944580
shame he's a Catholic, literally the only thing I hate about him

>>130944938
The Labour Election impact was because of the Underclass not the Working Class

>>130944693
>Break up
First date, we're not together. But this is my biggest fear.

>>130944672
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>>130944751
She's blatantly fucked up but she's genuinely a lot more attractive than anyone I can normally get.
That Hot/Crazy thing from HIMYM is true.

>>130944580
A sausage fest?

Yeah you're probably right but now pakis are breeding with British women making the percentage closer to 50/50

>>130945026

Labour won a majority in every single category of working person

Only the retired have a pro-Tory majority.

The working-class in Britain, and the middle-class, vote Labour. The idle rich and the senile duffers vote Tory.

>>130937902
Billy Brag is a dick, I was on a panel and when I rekt him they cut it out of the show. Fucking BBC.

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>>130944827
>>130944118
>>130944358

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kek

>>130938874
>implying their best song isn't the masterplan
shiggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPi2D6GK7A

>>130945146
>but now pakis are breeding with British women
This isn't America they don't race mix.

>>130945105
>HIMYM
degenerate

>>130945146

> 5% Muslim as of 2016.

o-okay.

We are in big trouble though, if trends keep up by 2030 we'll be 10% and that is a point of no return.

>>130945231
I always sided with them and killed the subway niggers. Saved Megaton though, I have a heart.

>>130945272
>by 2030 we'll be 10%
We're probably already there. Got to wait until 2021 for the next census though

BBC Live apology for calling Douglas Murray a Hate Preacher hahahahaah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI4BH1oeldU

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>>130944963
have another milf

>>130944452
>compulsive liar
Good luck finding one who isn't.

>>130945206
One day you'll grow up, and so will you

>>130945272
that's the official number, we all know it's much higher. They wouldn't be trying to peddle that "people think there are more Muslims here than there actually are" narrative if we weren't right.

>>130944928
Right, but why sometimes when someone who knows well a martial art and kills someone while imobilizing the burglar, it's worse in law's vision because it's not self defense? Isn't the same when you're a proficient shooter? It's happened here in brazil and i'm sure it can't be only here that this shit happened.

>>130945367
Ouch. This is the second one of these in just a handful of days. They had to apologise to Maajid Nawaz on Tuesday.

https://twitter.com/MaajidNawaz/status/877154250987622400

>>130945206
the southern working class vote tory
Up untill blair pissed em off with immigration the estuary (incl. caswell's clacton) were marginals

>>130945272
5% is the official figure that's kept lower just to stop alarming the public.

>>130945383
>my internet imam isn't going to nice to me when he sees what I'm wearing

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>>130937902
Not a single person from center ground or right of center??

By the way who is the black guy second from right? Never heard of him.

>>130941774
>acetone peroxide stored in a fridge by an illegal immigrant started deflagrating
fixed that for you

>>130945364
theres been a massive amount of euro migration since the last census.
the white% drop will be bad but not as bad as it was from 2001 to 2011

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>>130945524
>5%
"we're doomed"

Us and our children and perhaps even our childrens children will be dead by the time they fully take over.

>>130945452
>>130945524

I have no reason to disbelieve the official figure purely because the population is so docile they wouldn't do anything anyway.

If it was 20% would people be on the streets? I doubt it, look at the USA the 'minorities'' took over without a single shot being fired.

>>130945483
>https://twitter.com/MaajidNawaz/status/877154250987622400

>Head of the Islamic human rights commision
jesus christ and they call maajid nawaaz a hate preacher what the utter fuck

>>130945206
Students on 12 hour Contracts don't count as working people m80

>>130945756
Islamic human rights commision is followed by Michael Gove

When will the rabbit hole end?

>>130945503
Thnik he's under the impression all Labour voters are the rapid anti-Tories you find in Liverpool or the North East. They undoubtedly exist, but there's also quite a few who simply vote Labour because they like free stuff. If Tories could either; match it with money elsewhere, or, the better option, show that Labour's plans are fantasy, they'd get some quite a few working class votes.

This combined with an increased focus on patriotism, & bigging up Britain, Tories would do very well

>>130945341
if you convince them to let the ghouls in they murder everyone in the building. pretty redpilled quest desu.

/r/ukpolitics survey:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdYxmgOP98WmX_QRC3UvgG-JgJbbBrkxbwgMU2rJLIJfZdS-g/viewform?usp=sf_link

>>130945146
Americans have an obsession with cuckoldry.

>>130941835
>Everytime this family tries to make progress we get a massive set back.
i feel much the same. every time the situation improves marginally, something like the cooker or washing machine will break, or the car will break down down and require an expensive repair, or the council will say "ahem, you owe us money".

>>130945927
>rapid
Rabid

>>130945697
americans are now justifying it with "At least the black percent is less" when it will be 30% mexican and 10% chink in 20 years

>>130945452
i truly dread the next census.

>>130945900
seems so scripted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A6KhpdSvC0

really makes you think

>>130945697
>look at the USA the 'minorities'' took over without a single shot being fired.
Aside from all the shots fired and the fact they're still shooting to this day, sure.

>>130945669

The problem isn't that they'll take over, as you say that's generations ahead. It's just this American balkanisation of our country into Mud and everyone else areas. We could have been so much more.

Is Austin powers the best or what?

>>130946046

White on black murder is fucking tiny compared to the others.

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>>130945954
So do British women

>>130937902
Why do they always have comedians on the QT panel? They literally bring nothing of value, all they do is regurgitate the status quo in a smug, "I'm better than you" kind of way.

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>>130945503
>>130945889

I repeat, every single category working people, whether it be middle-class or working-class, voted Labour over Tory.

The only group in society who overwhelmingly votes Tory are pensioners and billionaire shareholders.

>Source: YouGov

>>130943908

<3 are kate

>>130946148
Okay I completely misread and misunderstood your post, I thought you were saying the minorities took over without the minorities firing a shot, I'm retarded etc. my bad.

>>130946204
Like 80% of the posts about cuckoldry are made by amerifats. I didn't even know what cuckoldry was until some insecure amerifat spammed cuck memes

It's not my problem you're so fat that you can't satisfy your wife. Keep it to yourself

>>130946032
yeah the narrative is set, they found ISIS guidebooks on what to say if interviewed by cameras and to tug on the heartstrings of the West. These people know what they want and they know how to get it

>>130946148
tbf the nigs kill mostly other nigs and most white muders are other whites

>>130946081
>We could have been so much more.
We and the rest of the western world are being punished for going against Hitler and rightly so.

>>130946378
Don't provide facts, it confuses the Tories.

>>130946204
Mix raced partnership in America is the highest in the world.

>>130946368
It's almost as if the BBC has an agenda it's trying to push.

>nearly 6

the wagecucks will be home soon.

I'm out.

this place becomes normie central with all these wagecucks venting after a hard day working retail, or whatever other dead-end job they do

>>130946378
>using the 2017 election as an example
Tories fucked the game up and had zero policies for anyone but the super rich, even the retired were getting fucked.

The 2015 election is far more indicative

Lads am i being hopeful in thinking the UK is in the Wiemar republic stage?

>>130945383
I'd probably get hard af if May told me to get my cock out

>>130944492
may said she wasn't going to call an election

appear strong when you are weak, and weak when you are strong