>Tfw too intelligent to eat food

File: 5ItVLGg.png (622KB, 604x620px) Image search: [Google]

622KB, 604x620px

>>130933533
I love Soylentposting

>drinking expensive chalk

File: Eh?.png (511KB, 473x489px) Image search: [Google]

511KB, 473x489px

>>130933642

Jesus Christ is this real?

>>130933533
Enjoy solid food while you can, this is what you'll be drinking when the elites rise to power

>>130933746
I just capped it from Soylent's twitter

Don't soy turn you into a he she? I knew this guy who drank soy when he was a baby and he acted real girly in high school he asked if he can watch me jerk off once, turned out he was a homo. I wish I could report him to the police so he would be hanged but we don't do that anymore

>>130933825
did you let him watch?

I'm drinking a bottle right now. Been supplementing my diet with it since 1.0 powder.

>>130933746
Never underestimate human capacity for cringe.

>>130933825
They used to use rice proteins instead of soy. I wish they still did, it tasted better.

>>130933533
fucking beta food

>>130933936
Soy is bad for sperm motility, you won't be able to have children

Why do you keep making these threads? (You)s? Jews?

File: mfw.jpg (16KB, 330x413px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 330x413px

>>130933533

Yeah.... enjoy all that estrogen from the soy as you slowly turn into a raging faggot that loves cock.

>soylent green is people

>>130933533
Screw that, this is the future of food
http://www.ibtimes.com/what-breatharian-diet-couple-goes-without-eating-food-drinking-water-2553354

File: lWcxYnm.png (540KB, 630x540px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 630x540px

I love taking a big swig of Soylent™ on a hot Summer's day

File: hillary no fly zone.jpg (45KB, 575x491px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 575x491px

I used to drink soylent (supplemented with protein powder) sometimes when I was in grad school and didn't have time to cook real food.

Well, at least until they changed their formula and started using ACTUAL good goy soy (full of phytoestrogens). No thank you.

What would happen if you just drank this only for like 60 days?

>>130933533
Can you lose weight when you "eat" these things?

>>130933825
it uses soy protein isolated from the soy bean which contain phytoestrogens so yeah pretty much.

>>130933533
Wouldn't this give you awful liquid stool forever?

how much protein does it have for 'daily nutrition'.. i like to get about 180grams a day.

Looks overpriced and like something liberals would buy.

>>130933533
20% nutrition for who?
These low energy twig armed kids who never have to lift anything heavier than a cellphone?

Where do they get off claiming it's 20% of your nutrition?

Someone in the trades/construction should use it just to sue their asses off for false advertising.
Not me though, my love of meat exceeds my love of money.

>>130934335
It actually makes you into a liberal, a software engineer, and a homosexual. Believe me.

>>130933533
Enjoy your man-tits

>Drinking expensive hipster soy base shit when tofu cost less and does the exact same job

>>130934314
no, what it will give you is a lazy stomach and a shit tier metabolism just like a beta cuck
i guess thats the intent since ¿soy¿

>>130934314
yes. all liquid diets of vegetation blended up causes disgusting liquid shits that smell awful.

soy panic
be afraid
this bean is coming to steal your testicles

File: Absolute kind of disgust.jpg (53KB, 854x859px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 854x859px

>>130934205
>be a scrawny fuck
>my arm is thicker than of this "man"
And westerners wonder why muds think the west is ripe for picking.

>>130933533
>Gay-in-a-bottle

>>130934687
Do amerilards not have toilets?

Make memes of it being a pro muslim ramadan food supplement phenomenon.....muslins take it... become fertile....less muslims in the world.. win win situation.

File: 1430661307.jpg (23KB, 334x334px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 334x334px

>>130933533
How is your shit today?

That's the shit that cosmo exclusively drank while he was turning into a tranny after John Numbers ruined him.

The dude who did a 30 day soylent diet lost muscle, felt like shit and said his jaw became weak and hurt from not having to chew

>>130934241

Kidney failure for sure, you wouldn't even make it to 60 days.

Say what you like about that shit but it travels well. I repack them into dense bricks that look like drugs when I go innawoods and I have a couple weeks worth of food if I really want.

File: tumbleweed-epu-tiny-house-plans-and-video-tour-01.jpg (98KB, 600x802px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 600x802px

>>130934821
Well if you only shit fluids you can install a urinal in your tiny house instead of a full toilet. Save lots of space.

>>130934821
POO IN LOO DETECTED

>>130934241
People do this. People seriously live on this stuff.

>>130934451
I really think the human body can adapt to anything. I have not lost weight or muscle mass in the last 2 year when most of the time I eat trash food and drink more booze than anything. I have a job that requires me to lift stuff over 20kg but I would of thought i'd loose weight. I also smoke a pack of 30's every 2-3 days.

>>130933533
Wait, Soylent is a real thing? Like a real brand? I thought it was satire. Who thought it would be a good idea to name your company that? Do they have a Soylent Green variation?

>>130934055
Like I care, I'm going to die a virgin.

>>130934241
You'd have awful farts for like two weeks as your gut bacteria adjusts to the sudden change. And then again when you went back to non-soylent food.

>>130934243
Calories in, calories out, you fat piece of trash.

>>130934314
No, there's plenty of fiber in it.

>>130934297
>>130934233
This. I'm not happy with it, but as long as it's a small amount of my diet, I'm not too worried.

>>130934451
20% of a 2000 kcal diet, you idiot. Just like on every other piece of packaged food, 2000 kcal is the "standard".

>>130935061
People have been living off of nothing but soylent for years, you idiot.

>>130934135
>>130934055

the real problem is somewhere else - in animal products
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/dairy-estrogen-and-male-fertility/

File: Aum_Shinrikyo_leader.png (419KB, 750x479px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 750x479px

>>130934164
>breatharian
For some reason that reminded me of all the great 90's crazy cult shenanigans, Heavens Gate, Aum Shinrikyo, Branch Davidians etc. Good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1TJFqNW6oo

>>130933683
h'haaaaaaaaaaa

>>130934451
>trades/construction
Jobs that will soon be automated in the 2020s. They're irrelevant.

wouldn't your stomach atrophy from not processing solid foods eventually?

>>130935193
you're really emotionally invested in this product

File: rawrrr2.jpg (94KB, 655x805px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 655x805px

>>130933533

Anyone remember that vid that was made where they were giving a tour of the soylent warehouse and there was a bunch of rats running around in the product and they admit to just buying a bunch of stuff on amazon in bulk and repackaging?

>>130935268
>trades/construction
>Jobs that will soon be automated in the 2020s
You have never build anything in your life have you? Your shitposting carear on the other hand can already be automated, better step up your game leaf

I'd prefer not to consume something that reminds me of soylent green.

I tried this shit a couple weeks ago out of curiosity. It tastes alright but I would always be hungry again after an hour or two.

File: 1496185325261.jpg (107KB, 687x900px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 687x900px

>>130935268
Let me know when they start rolling out robot iron workers and arborists within three years you filthy dumb leaf. People that say this shit about all trades have never set foot on a real jobsite in their whole worthless cucked little lives.

>>130933917
No I'm not a faggot

>>130935566
Coward. Drink soylent, become a faggot and post bussy.

File: soylent-drink[1].jpg (118KB, 1120x630px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1120x630px

>>130935186
The owner/founder is a fucking weirdo, yes.

>>130935460
I just have nothing better to do, and thought I'd share my thoughts on it, since /pol/ is prone to hysteria and I've been drinking it on and off for a couple years now.

File: G20March15-SH_2010~2.jpg (137KB, 778x435px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 778x435px

>>130935662
Your flag begs to differ.

>>130933533
don't let your woman do this... your kids will come out a hermaphrodite.

Soy fucks with your hormones.

>>130935212

Non-dairy milk is for manlets, shorty.

http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/early/2017/06/07/ajcn.117.156877.full.pdf+html

>>130933533
Once I drank soy milk, it's the tastiest drink I ever had.

Too bad it's pure hormonal pozz.

>>130935734
>/pol/ is prone to hysteria
no man, your kids will be hermaphrodites. this shit is serious

>>130935212

Woah, someone posting nuritionfacts? Noice

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

File: 0[1].jpg (26KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x360px

I haven't eaten in 4 months. Not even joking.

>>130933533
>drinking tranny poison
This shit was engineered from top to bottom to pump your body full of estrogen and turn you into a tranny.

>>130934241
weakening of stomach acid
kidney failure
joint problems
weakened jaws and tongue
speech difficulties

>>130933533
By the year 2025 every nu-male will have breast cancer

>>130933533
>eat faggot food
>become a degenerate sjw beta leftist or weeb

pottery

>>130935193
calories in calories out lmfao, dyel and if you do you've never had less than 10% bf because it doesn't work that way unless your juicing

>>130936357
There are people who've been on TPN for over a decade. Still, 4 months isn't fun either.

File: 230857928367592.jpg (26KB, 400x292px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x292px

Friendly reminder of what's being stolen from you

Good goys. Only drink Soylent. Make yourselves weaker.

>>130936528
Can you find a source for any of this?
The only thing I can find is a suggestion to chew gum if you're on a mostly liquid diet to prevent jaw muscle atrophy.

>>130936706
Are you saying calories in calories out isn't science? That food and humans are somehow exempt form thermodynamics? I started drinking soylent so I could get enough calories in, and get up to a healthy weight.

>>130937038
you arte what you eat, 1500 calories of snickers bars isnt the same as 1500 calories of whole food, you drink soy based shit get soy results, fat extra weight, higher estrogen in blood levels. Would have been smarter to drink whole milk.

>>130934241
Well some guy on Vice did just that for a month. He survived but he mentioned his jaw was in pain from a lack of chewing or whatever. So I guess it could be possible if you supplemented it with some chewing gum or whatever. But like someone else in this thread mentioned that they changed the formula of this shit from a rice based drink to soy so I would be weary of that

>>130936933
Yeah, I don't want to end up like that. I'm on total enteral not parenteral nutrition now though. Sucks, but that's the way it is.

>>130937038
Your basal metabolic rate is effected by the quality of your diet and a number of other factors. So it's impossible to know exactly how many calories you might burn in a given day. So it's better to eat a balanced diet that suits your needs than it is to artistically count calories

>>130934164
No it isnt fucking panzie, drinkable food is for the food line in soviet, not the US

>>130937038
just rear some chickens, plant some potatoes and tomatoes and you dont have to deal with overpriced liquid shit your entire life.
bake some hardtacks too while flour's cheap

>>130933533
Soylent is a food designed by autist and is consumed by autists. If you slurp soylent you are a raging autust.

>>130933825
Soy does, not Soylent, which has no soy in it at all.

>>130935186
The founder of the company is actually a fucking creep. Go look up that Vice video where the guy drinks nothing but this shit for a month. He seems like the type of freak that wouldn't mind using people if it was legal and profitable. He seems like a perfect mix of aspie and sociopath where he would not only ruin people's lives for social gain but at the same time he doesn't understand what is socially acceptable, like for example not naming your beverage after another beverage from a science fiction film where the punchline was cannibalism

>>130937407
I had enteral for a while when I had pancreatitis, years ago. I feel for you, bro.

>>130937539
Seems like my little joke went right over your head.

>>130937694
>Soylent, which has no soy in it at all
It does though.

>>130935460
its cus he wasted a ton of money on it

>>130935193
Raging autist detected, no normal person would ever consume soylent, if you have not been diagnosed yet, time to go to a doctor. In fact, soylent consumption should be added as a diagnostic criteria for autism.

>>130933533
gay

>>130935351
Forget stomach atrophy, it kills all good bacteria, destroys immune system, all these autists eating soylent will be cancer ridden in a decade or so.

File: [spec].png (1MB, 1866x3810px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1866x3810px

>>130938106
>Raging autist detected
I didn't need your help to self-diagnose, friendo.

File: Rob-Rhinehart-CEO-Soylent-Corp[1].jpg (9KB, 200x283px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 200x283px

>>130937713
>for example not naming your beverage after another beverage from a science fiction film where the punchline was cannibalism
What's the problem? Don't you trust this man with your health?

>>130933533
>>130936195


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CK1FH7na4E

>>130933533
I can't wait until it comes in green

>>130938348
The creepy, smug fucker who said that we're living in a post-food world? Yeah, nah.

>>130938348
He doesn't even know how to smile without looking a like a fucking weirdo. Even infamous sociopath Ted Bundy knew how to fake looking like a normal human, which leads me to believe Soylent boy is not only a sociopath but on the autistic spectrum.

>>130938301
This is actually terrifying, it is not your fault to be autist, but this poison caters to people who cannot make sound decisions and allows them to kill that little health they have left.

>>130938348
Like seriously nobody has told this guy you don't smile by flashing your bottom teeth because it is off putting and weird?

>>130938733
He's a computer programmer who decided food was too inconvenient. OFC he's on the fucking spectrum. He's the upper end of the spectrum. He spent a month living in a shipping container filled with trash and refused to stop until his neighbors called the city to complain. He is the theoretical upper goddamn limit.

>>130938348
He is autistic, in one interview he described how grocery store shopping creates sensory overload for him. Sad that mentally ill person is allowed to poison others like that.

>>130933533
that's a cuck drink.
saw them review that shit on that GMM shitshow.

I still like soymilk though but now I know it's bad for men because of phytoestrogens. I'll just keep drinking water and green tea as usual.

>>130938969
lmao I didn't know about that

Reminds me of a character from that show Silicon Valley, specifically that guy who owned that one company and died in real life after the first or second season

File: tumblr_nvjksd3Ev41ufnh57o2_400.jpg (69KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 400x388px

>>130936951
this, eating has a much greater impact than nutrition, it fosters family and social cohesion.

>>130933533
>throw food in blender
>blend

oy vey you need low glycemic index, here, buy this bottle!

>>130936951
I fucking love haggis.
Shame you can't buy pluck in America without the rest of the lamb attached to it.

>>130933533
Made from 100% REAL North Koreans!

File: FireShot Screen Capture #059 - 'soylent-rob_png (PNG Image, 527 × 491 pixels) - Scaled (98%)' - www_returnofkings_com_wp-content_uploads_2013_05_soyle.jpg (10KB, 213x293px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 213x293px

>>130933533

>>130933936
Where have you weird future food obsessed retards come from in the last 3 years? Why have you seemingly sprung into existance? Why do you all sound like the autismal environment faggots from 10 years ago?

>>130936951
Friendly reminder that if you remove the man from this picture, replace the home cooked meal with a sack of McDonalds, move the woman in front of a television, replace the kids with brownish tan skinned mixed race ones, and get rid of the kitchen table all together and separate every single child so that they're in front of video games or a tablet, you would have a more accurate image of how social the average modern family dining experience is

>>130939624
>you weird future food obsessed retards
I just wanted to get more calories in my body without significantly changing my daily routine.
>Why do you all sound like the autismal environment faggots from 10 years ago?
I think this is you projecting your biases onto a group. Nobody's trying to force people to consume soylent instead of traditional food.

File: 1488400996037.jpg (9KB, 342x342px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 342x342px

why would any sane man eat anything even remotley to do with soy, its literally the most estrogen ridden thing you can find

File: soylent-green-cinéfagos-vilàs-4.jpg (143KB, 740x560px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 740x560px

>>130933533
Its happening!

File: IMG_0785.jpg (11KB, 200x283px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 200x283px

>>130939875
>Nobody's trying to force people to consume soylent

>>130940194
fucking this.. i dont know why anyone would willing drink soylent green when we have good food avaliable for christ sake.

File: juice.gif (275KB, 495x283px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 495x283px

>>130940371
>i dont know why anyone would willing drink soylent green when we have good food avaliable
Yes anon, no idea...

>>130933642
>>130934205
Why do these faggots shill for free?

File: tgeayh.png (150KB, 200x296px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 200x296px

>>130939875
>I just wanted to get more calories in my body without significantly changing my daily routine.
Why?

>Why do you all sound like the autismal environment faggots from 10 years ago?
>Nobody's trying to force people to consume soylent instead of traditional food.
non-sequitor. try harder.

You sound like the autismal environment faggots from 10 years ago, by the way.

>>130935558
yeah i saw that, it was made by vice. the soylent ceo was autistic as fuck too.

>>130940550
Because they live in a bubble of advertisements and have normalized it internally as another method of communication. It's cancerous and perfidious and more common than you think.

>>130940802
>>130935558
To be fair, that was when they were still at the startup phase. Now they outsource actual food production and packaging (Rosa Labs, iirc) so they can blame somebody else when people get sick from drinking moldy soylent.

>>130933642
>too busy for breakfast
>enough time to take a shitty group photo

>>130934241
Alzheimer's

>>130940547
That's a really funny meme

>>130940657
>Why?
Because I was dangerously underweight? I wasn't "future-food obsessed".

>>130940657
>non-sequitor. try harder.
But it's not a non-sequitur. The environmental alarmists were trying to get everybody to accept carbon taxes, mandatory recycling, etc. That's why they were faggots. What else could be the determining factor for sounding like an autismal faggot, if not trying to force your views on others?
>>130940657
>You sound like the autismal environment faggots from 10 years ago, by the way.
Why?

>>130941509
>consep

...and you've forgotten the concept of spellcheck

>>130933779
>when the elites rise to power
you a retard, son?

Why'd they name it like that ? Did they never watch the movie ?

>>130934923
John "Numbers" Goldberg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Numbers

>>130934869
100% nutritional (+coffeine)

>>130941839
Owner/founder claims he's basing it off the short story, in which soylent was a cracker type thing made of soy and lentils. Also for the publicity and shock factor, because he's an autist who can't into understanding that cannibalistic overtones isn't a marketing advantage.

>>130935662
It's not gay it's friendship

>>130933825
Yes, soy magically turns you into a transgender he/she.
Jesus Christ, do people have brains and just choose not to use them?

>>130934103
T H I C C

>>130934243
you're better off just making your own protein shakes if you're gonna do that

>>130933533

enjoy your mantits

>>130933533
Why is the future so fucking shit?

Like we will have self driving cars soon, automation everywhere, AI, meal replacements but still its all so shit

I regularly consume soylent, generally at least one meal a day, but sometimes it is what I eat exclusively.

Before I started I didn't eat that great, but I didn't eat awfully either. When I drink soylent I generally feel a lot more alert and energised than I ever did before.

>inb4 shill

>>130941580
>gaining weight by consuming more calories
Did you previously eat like 200 calories of food a day? Are you retarded?
Nigger go to the doctor.

>>130933936
>They used to use rice proteins instead of soy. I wish they still did, it tasted better.

Ah, that's enough for me to never try it then.

As soon as they start cutting the healthy ingredients for cost - forget it. Soy isn't good for you.

>>130942595
How many times did you fart while typing this?

>>130941509
>consept
And you're an English native speaker?

>>130942748
Couldn't you just make your own meal replacement shakes? Just make sure to get the macros right

>>130934241
nerve gas

>>130933825
Soy is fine if properly fermented. It needs to be fermented because it contains toxins.

The trick by the devil elite was to label soy fermentation <dangerous> and tout it as a SUPER FOOD.

The toxin in soy will fuck up your tyroid and play tricks on your hormones.

In Brazil, you have a century old Japanese community. The old folks that sell soy at the market ferment it and would not dare sell it the way big food industries do;

>>130942550
Whoa, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

File: WhatOPEats.jpg (9KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 299x168px

>>130933533
Better start getting used the taste of human flesh too

>>130942805
It actually gives me no real gas at all, although it makes my shits pretty soft

>>130942550
Because we still have no control over our fate, little autonomy in our daily lives, and death encroaches on us with no chance of leaving behind any legacy.

>>130942692
Around 1500 kcal a day, which wasn't enough. A little retarded, yes. I did go to the doctor. They told me to eat more. So I did. If I didn't need to eat more, I wouldn't be drinking soylent.

I tried it once, looking for a cheap and easy lunch on the go. It's not very good. I make my own smoothie in the morning now and keep it in a thermos.

>>130942811

No he's American.

>>130942283
Soy is confirmed for raising your estrogen levels you fucking retarded faggot
Remove that flag and use the commie one

>>130942868
There's an entire DIY movement centered around this, yes.
https://www.completefoods.co/diy/recipes

>>130943136
You have a source for that? I'd like to save the study as a pdf for my pol folder.

>>130933533
Enjoy your cancer

>>130935061
kidney failure after 30 days? No way.

After 30 years? Yeah quite possibly.

but people don't really think about the long-term health impact of food.

Sure, give away our natural advantage of being omnivorous by inventing ready to eat chalk. Fucking pathetic, I don't know what some people are thinking.

>>130935174
I agree. My dad drinks beer like a fish but lifts tires for construction and trucks all day. Old bastard i going to out live me.

>>130933533
Where's the covfefe flavored one?

>>130935193
That's a lot of information you have on your product there shill

>>130938851
It's not the bottom of the teeth, it's the eyes

You can tell the difference between psychopaths who learned to smile by watching others smile, and people who naturally smile, by looking at their eyes and cheeks.

Genuine smiles involve most muscles in the face. Fake "smiles" are just baring your teeth and look uncanny. You see women do this a lot when "smiling" for a photo.

>>130934233
I loved all the natural symbolism in this election. It was like fine art. A fly landing on shit, the bird representing how dull bernie was and also how his chances flew out the window, the eagle feeling threatened by Trump representing how both sides of the US government were upset by Trump's presence.

>>130943960
>a lot of information
Wow, it's almost like I've been drinking it for three years, and so have a bare minimum of knowledge that you lack. I only have "a lot" of information in comparison to somebody completely ignorant about it, which is apparently most people. Not really a big surprise there. Most people are pretty attached to actually eating food.

>>130944063
>You see women do this a lot when "smiling" for a photo.
This. The majority of women are psychopaths.

>>130942283
a substance that increases levels of certain hormones can change you.
>wow, are people actually so stupid?????????????

>>130934103
Thank you, Mrs Skeltal

Eating is the best pleasure after orgasm and adrenaline, why would you cuck yourself out of it

File: narci.jpg (56KB, 730x974px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 730x974px

sup guys, pay for my food mkay?

>>130945073
I miss Cosmo

>seriously calling it Soylent
is this a joke?

>>130933533
If you want to never have a solid shit in your life go ahead.

The rest of us will poop logs in honor of your sacrifice.

>>130936022
It's behind a pay wall :(((((((((((

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

It tastes like graham crackers without the sugar and sweetness, if you can imagine that taste. Not particularly appetizing.

>>130933642
Lol E3 is where I got mine at, Microsoft was handing them out.

>>130933825
>Cucknada
>Implies he can report gay to police
Lol, so naive.

File: 1498114895382.jpg (21KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x400px

>>130933533
>plant-based

heh

>>130933533
For a non-american. What the fuck is this shit?

>>130934330
>Pavel Town
my negro

>>130935599
https://www.livingfuel.com

There are nany other total meal replacement options. This is one i happen to enjoy. The supergreens tastes very healthy and while i did enjoy it i find the mild vanilla option to be much more enjoyable because you can mix it in more things.

>>130945418
You can mix other meal replacements with pscillium husk or some shit like that and its a good fiber for yer pewps

>>130933533
I'm anosmic -- I was born with a barely functional sense of smell. I got an MRI last month and the doctor confirmed, the nerve endings in my nose were never fully developed for some reason.

despite this, I have a sense of taste, or at least what I know of as a sense of taste, never having been able to compare and contrast with the sensation of having both taste and smell at the same time. as a result, I'm sure my palette is less refined that pretty much anyone else's, and food is something I'd personally rather do away with if possible.

THAT SAID

I tried Soylent and it's gross and it gave me really, really bad shits. I still have a few boxes of the dry stuff packed away in case of an emergency, but that's it, never again.

>>130944063
Smiling with your cheeks and eyes is also easy to replicate so no it's not a 'psychopath detector'. People that smile with just their mouth are either autistic/socially unaware or just don't give a shit since they do it all the time and want it out of the way. Psychopaths learn to imitate others to fit in, which means no, you're not going to catch them out with stupid shit like this.

File: pyramid.jpg (57KB, 600x534px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x534px

>>130933533
>Soylent
Perfect.

>>130937713
He's super autistic and weird. He get's his clothing custom made for him in China, shipped to him and worn only once before he throws it out because he hates doing laundry

>>130934103
BbbbRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPppthhh

>>130941580
>Because I was dangerously underweight? I wasn't "future-food obsessed".

Then eat food and drink Sustagen or any of the many other products designed to help people in your situation, instead of crap designed by an autist to replace food completely because he gets sensory overload from things like "tasting food" or "doing laundry"

Soy makes you grow tits and gives you ED.

Thanks jews!

These aren't healthy for you, also don't taste very good. I got 20 of them from a bud who didn't want them after trying one lol. Especially with the price, these aren't something you should waste money on.

If you want to drink food, get a blender and smoothie everything.

>>130938348
(((Rhinehart)))

>>130949220
i don't think soylent is supposed to keep for a long time i wouldn't trust it in an emergency situation especially considering they had problems with mold in manufacturing in the past.

>>130933533
((((soy))))) http://www.whale.to/a/soy.html

>>130950564
>Sustagen
Pretty much exactly the same thing, except with corn syrup and tons of artificial flavoring, doesn't meet all nutritional needs (missing macros), and is owned by a giant global conglomerate. No thanks.

>>130951859
The powder is supposed to keep up to a year, but I wouldn't trust it that far, especially the earlier stuff.

>>130933642
>morning's
Are these journalists?

I read somewhere that soy decrees testosterone.

http://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects

>tfw Soylent is actually made emasculate men

I will stick to steak, patties and hotdogs, thank you very much.

>>130951859
well great guess I'll have a few boxes of the shit to throw away when I get back home, amazing.

>>130952444
Nice flag, nice digits, nice info.

>>130935268
>>130935563
>>130935634
software developer with experience working on AI projects, also welder (shitty one but my roll cages stay together) and DIY.
It will be a very very long time till trades are replaced. Every weld is different, every plumbing job is different, every tree is different and there are just way to many factors. Factory workers might be replaced, but trades, especially those that fix things, will not be replaced any time soon.

>>130934103
T H I N N

>>130933533
Enjoy your man tits estrogenfag

File: IMG_1550.jpg (21KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x360px

QUIT DRINKING THIS SHIT GODDAMNIT
EAT SOME REAL FUCKING FOOD

File: tfw-crying-arab.png (45KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 645x773px

>>130952728
Real flag.

>>130952444
Soylent doesn't actually have soy, despite the name.

File: 1492546147487.jpg (36KB, 604x404px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 604x404px

Highly recommend the Soylent meme
You will violently shit your innards every 5 minutes - no joke

It causes explosive diahhrea

>>130934869
Hnnnggg

>>130953062
>Soy protein
Yes it does.

https://www.soylent.com/product/drink/

>>130953062
Yes it does, you idiot.
SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE is the first ingredient.

I buy a pack once every couple months, I usually stick to optimum nutritious protein powder though

>>130943026
good for you, it's good to improve your diet and calorie intake

>>130943044
Drink whole milk. Liquid food. Definitely better than goylent.

>>130933533
>Soy

Enjoy your estrogen, manling.

>>130935193
>Like I care,
You're the problem.

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/07315724.2013.770648
Well shit. I'm going to be looking for a whey-based alternative.

>>130936528
so you're saying all the politicians drink this

>>130954539
Oh, look! Look everyone! The tripfag has an opinion!

>>130938348
look a that face. pure evil.

>>130933825
No.

Ignorant people spout muh estrogens but don't realize that milk has even more estrogen in it than soy.

>>130954749
See: >>130954541

File: image.jpg (166KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 750x1334px

>brian merchant

>>130940194
Goddamit. We were warned people. Yet we did nothing.

File: 231.jpg (164KB, 1270x706px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 1270x706px

>>130933533
does this have sugar in it?

File: soylent.jpg (65KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 600x450px

>>130933533
pic related

>>130933533
>soylent

that shit contains estrogen, pass

>>130955837
Why would that matter?

>>130955837
MALTODEXTRIN, it looks like? Yes, at any rate.

>>130934205
You'd think for someone (whose parents) that lives in a seemingly expensive neighborhood he'd be smart enough to conjugate it to "make" properly due to the double nouns.

That speedrunner Cosmo turned into a transexual because he drank this everyday at least one or two for a year.
Keep in mind this guy was fairly well payed just to speedrun and he had a girlfriend.

>>130933533
>>130951256
do I need to say what soylent is

>>130935174
>would of
>loose
>nigger diet
>Australia
It all makes sense

File: 1490613483921.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

Before soylent:
>wake up at 6:00 or 6:30 depending on what time i got to sleep the night before
>lay in bed for 30 minutes or so
>take shit
>take shower
>MAYBE have time for breakfast
>go to work at 8 am
>drink coffee at work
>groggy all day
>after work i'm too tired to exercise

After coffee soylent:
>wake up at 5 am
>grab soylent from fridge and slam it
>take a shit
>don't wipe
>treadmill for 30 minutes to an hour, depending on how awake i am at this point
>take shower
>fuck around on my computer until it's time to go to work at 8 am
>coffee and breakfast immediately after waking up + exercise = i'm wide awake at work. sharp and focused no matter how much sleep i got the night before
>average 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night, but feel better than ever
>lost about 30 pounds since this has been my routine

i only drink the coffee soylent, but this shit seriously changed my life for the better.

>>130933533
>checked.
still waiting for a green version.

>>130933533

Build it and they will come.

just shows you can sell retards anything, there's always money to be made from someone

File: bad-smell-concept-peg-male-nose-18059982.jpg (208KB, 1272x1300px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 1272x1300px

>>130957258
>>take a shit
>>don't wipe
anon I...

File: 1466688265796.jpg (42KB, 619x825px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 619x825px

>>130933533
>This is the face of a known Soylent consumer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjjnKeIfV_c

>>130957258
How does it taste and where buy?

>>130935193

Cuck confirmed

>>130933936
Your gains must be awful

>>130933533
How much does it cost?

5 bucks a bottle?

>>130958271
it tastes really good. tastes like an iced mocha honestly. it has a slight chocolate flavor, although it doesn't say anything about that in the description.

https://www.soylent.com/product/coffiest/

also on amazon.

>>130958472
like $3 a bottle

File: 1308707053004.jpg (3KB, 120x120px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 120x120px

>>130957258
>wake up at 5 am
>grab soylent from fridge and slam it
>take a shit
>don't wipe
>treadmill for 30 minutes to an hour, depending on how awake i am at this point
>take a shit
>don't wipe
>take shower
>fuck around on my computer until it's time to go to work at 8 am
>take a shit
>don't wipe
>coffee and breakfast immediately after waking up + exercise = i'm wide awake at work. sharp and focused no matter how much sleep i got the night before
>take a shit
>don't wipe
>average 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night, but feel better than ever
>lost about 30 pounds since this has been my routine


How are you not chronically dehydrated?

>>130933642
>morning's
>stomach's
imagine what a zombie you would have to be to go through life not realizing how incorrect these are

it tastes like shit and it has retarded amounts of fucking soy to make you fucking faggot even more of a fucking faggot

i honestly hope you fucking die

>>130958437
I don't eat enough to have gains, unfortunately. I'm trying to eat more, but it's kind of difficult to keep shoving stuff down my throat. I'm a failure when it comes to being an Amerifat, I know.

>>130957258

enjoy colon cancer from lack of fibre

>>130933533
Baby formula or slimfast or carnation instant breakfast are litterally the same thing and much cheaper

>>130958789
They aren't nutritionally complete, and from what I can tell cost about the same, or more.

>>130958941
Says the Jew selling you soylent
They are making a 50% mark up over baby formula.

And that's a 400% markup over diet shakes again litterally meal replacement

>>130958941
So your saying baby formula isn't ment to be a babies source of food

>>130959855
I'm saying a baby has different nutritional needs than a grown man.

>>130934103
STICC

>>130935193
what do you think of Huel? Oat based alternative

>>130939653
Okay, Greg.

>>130960040
Yep they need far more nutritional dense foods since they are double in size every few months and actually have to grow bones and brain tissue as opposed to just maintain it.

Imagine your body is burning through calories so fast that you fill your stomach to it's total capacity and then 2 hours later your starving again

>>130960347
Hadn't heard of it before, but looking into it now.
Uses rice and pea protein, which is definitely a plus over soy. I don't know how pea protein stacks up to whey, which would be best, obviously.
Unflavored and Unsweetened looks best.
Soylent is 35 meals for $54, Huel is 28 meals for $60. A bit more expensive, but still cheaper than the bottled soylent. I might order a bag and see if I like it.

>>130933533
literally drinking one right now.. cheers

>>130961150
it has good protein amounts for exercising too. unflavoured felt a bit thin last time I had it, may have been improved now though

>>130958560
>>130958738

i only drink the stuff once a day, in the morning, i might drink two in a day if my day is particularly busy and i can't take my lunch break, which is rare. otherwise my diet and water intake is completely normal.

File: 1464709117187.jpg (7KB, 236x252px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 236x252px

>>130940194
A-are those trucks of p-peace?

>>130961547
Looks like they're UK-based. Hope I don't run into trouble ordering it here in the 'states.

>>130958738
a full soylent diet in a day has more fibre than most people get in a week

>>130961944
Would that help me to shart in my local mart better?

File: soylent.png (76KB, 383x921px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 383x921px

>>130961944

soluble or insoluble? and for what I can see it only has 3g per serving.

>>130962269
1200 calories is not enough for me to sustain consistent weight. I need around 1800 to maintain.

File: 1496919492155.jpg (54KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 612x612px

>>130956516
someone please tell me im not autistic did he just say a speedrunner turned gay after drinking this...
this.

>>130962472

1200 isn't enough for most humans, unless you're a 4ft 70lb woman or something. or a dwarf.

>>130933533
I bought two frozen pizzas, sausage pizza, yesterday at 11:50 PM. I had one pizza last night and I am having the other one right now. With drinks I got two one liter bottles of unsweetened black tea, one of which I will also have today. Go ahead, call me intelligent.

>>130962608
So how the fuck do they call this a meal replacement?
I'd need to drink like 6 of these a day, fuck that.

>>130941363
a photo takes what, like 30 seconds?

>>130962837
Five. And they come in packages of 12.
The jew is strong in their logistics department.

>>130962809
>two frozen pizzas
How many calories each pizza?
What time did you eat last night? This morning?
Sodium content for each?

>>130963010
Seriously, fuck this. And only 20% of vitamins means only 100% after drinking five.

>>130954749
>drinking milk

>>130963151
honestly it seems more like a dietary supplement, but if i wanted that i'd just go eat some gummies.

or something not with the gay in it

>>130963151
Seriously, go for the powder. It's cheaper, and easier to add protein powder and shit to.
Or get Huel, as an above anon suggested.
Or make your own food powder stuff. I linked a website earlier in the thread that's all about DIY stuff.

>>130935254
Branch Davidians dindu nuffin especially not to the level of the Aum Shinrikyo sarin gas attacks and attempting to make their own nukes in ausfalia.

Wheres the green one

>>130963342
Right? Because this shit will leave you deficient as fuck.
And guzzling gay in a bottle could only end in a person moving to canada.
I dont like men or canada so fuck this product.

>>130963038
1110 calories each, 2310 mg sodium each pizza. Last night I ate the thing at 12:15 am and today I am eating right now at 12:34 pm. Will eat some more today and I'll keep you posted.

>>130933779
Assuming of course we dont eat the elites' corpses after flash cooking them with IEDs

File: 2016-05-24 16.47.25.png (43KB, 151x165px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 151x165px

>>130963418
Wait, so:
>drinking only will soften my jawline to feminine standards
>the soy content will give me bitchtits
>i will lose weight
Wtf kinda twink titmonkey will this shit turn me into??

>>130963919
>age
>height
>weight
>Ethnic origin

>>130942310
S T I C C

>>130964092
I am 20 years old and have a case of the ol six foot tallness. I weigh in probably about 150 pounds because lately I have been too dead to eat. My ethnic orgin comes from the British Isles, and Swedish/Norwegian.

File: 1497035231768m.jpg (158KB, 683x1024px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 683x1024px

>>130964408
Breh, switch you 1100 calorie 2300g sodium diet for black beans and rice with grilled chicken.
If you continue with your current diet, you'll develop a dilated aorta.

>>130933533
WOAH WOAH WOAH!
This is a joke right? A company called fucking Soylent isn't making cheap and easy meals... right? This has to be a joke, or is the timeline getting this screwed up?

>>130964860
I'm sure the owner is doing it as part of the gag

>>130964723
I used to eat a shitload of beans and chicken breast, probably will do all that shit again, you know, tracking calories and getting enough of the essentials. I do take some vitamins though.

File: 1488195440863.jpg (156KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 540x960px

>>130933642

>>130933533
what do the jews have against mastication now?

wtf

>>130937316
>you arte what you eat, 1500 calories of snickers bars isnt the same as 1500 calories of whole food,

Nobody is implying that, you mong.

Balanced diet + counting calories + portion control = success

>>130962961
You gotta factor in the time it took them to find all the diversity they needed in the picture.

>>130964978
Sooner than later ok? Those sodium spikes can kill you.
There are plenty of skinny 26year old Japanese men with anyeresms dying all the time.

>>130934724
>soy panic
>be afraid
>this bean is coming to steal your testicles

Fucking kek.

>2017
>people still ingest large quantities of milk products from pregnant cows loaded with natural mamilian estrogen and synthetic estrogen
>claim beans with small amounts of chemicals that vaguely mimic estrogen will turn them into a qt trap

It's no mystery why Asian women have the biggest breasts in the world.

>>130933533
Man I wish living off this stuff wouldn't fuck you up, I wish I never had to eat.

>>130965124
I've never been so angry at a photo in all my life

>>130934103
Ew fat fucking cow

>>130935662
>Leaf
>I'm not a faggot
You didn't even try, now eat my ass you queerlord

is there a non-vegan version of this gay shit?

>>130938348
>Soylent exposed
>It's actualy human flour
>People are somehow surprised

Gee, don't come to us saying we didn't warned you

Lol enjoy feminizing yourslef even more.

Ever wonder why asians have no secondary masculine features and tiny dicks

SOY

File: soylent warning.jpg (292KB, 1285x854px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 1285x854px

>>130933533
it has the california stamp of approval I guess.