WTF AMREICA

>>130920349
>This is the most UNBELIEVABLE shit that's ever happened.
yeah.. 'cos it's not real

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Not sure if shitty banter or mentally retarded

>>130920349

This would be so completely awesome. PLEASE: let the madman do it.

>>130920349
This has to be shitbait. Right? Or has this timeline just gotten even better?

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This would be so funny

>Mr jones... The president said that...
>INFOWARS.COM SUPER MALE VITALITY. 30% OFF THE ENTIRE STORE FOR ONE DAY. ONLY WE CAN STOP THE GLOBALIST AGENDA FOLKS

>journalists now have to buy a water filter to ask a question

>>130920587
>Mr Jones...... what about the paris agreement....
>I'M SORRY; I ATE A GIANT STEAK YESTERDAY AND NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT ON THE EGDE; TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE YOU UNDERSTAND??

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>>130920587
>Mfw he ignores the questions asked by reporters and journalists and instead goes on a massive rant about how Sandy hook was a hoax

>>130920349
This is a joke. lurk moar faggot

I unironically want this to happen. I'll take Vince McMahon.

>implying that wouldn't be the dankest shit ever

>>130920587

This.

/pol/ should get behind this. Start a Whitehouse petition, get a couple million signatures demanding that trump do this. It would be so absolutely perfect.

> he makes Vince McMahon secretary of Defense.

but this would be awesome!!!

When I look at Trump's personal twitter today it comes up correctly but then after a second or two it switches to mobile, and I'm on a PC.

Can anyone else on a PC test this link? It went to his normal twitter for months, and still does, but then it switches to mobile:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor


Maybe I should get rid of all that crap on the end?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

>>130921046

do you REALLY want someone like THIS TO BE SEC OF DEFENSE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8cK7EOSgw

Please do it Trump.

>>130921061
I'm on a PC and it worked fine for me

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>>130921128
>do you REALLY want someone like THIS TO BE SEC OF DEFENSE?
Yes

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>>130920349
That would be an improvement.

>>130920349
The leftist pants shitting would make it worth it. Just do it for a week to fuck with people and then piss them off more by giving it to Cernovich or Posbiec

>>130921165
>I'm on a PC and it worked fine for me

Thanks. My computer must be fucked up in some odd way.

I'd actually ejaculate without getting hard I think

>>130920349
pls kek let this happen

>>130920501
Absolute madman!

>>130920349
WTF WE CANT LET ALEX FREAKING JONES GET THE NUCLEAR CODES

YOU RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS HAVE PUT A CRAZY MAN AS THE MOUTHPIECE TO THE RUSSIAN-PUPPET CHEETOH HITLER DRUMPF BAD MAN PUSEY TOUCHER

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>>130920349
Decent shop

He looks like he's ready to walk down and choke one of the reporter's till their eyes pop out of their head. Kek

>>130920778
>>Mfw he ignores the questions asked by reporters and journalists and instead goes on a massive rant about how Sandy hook was a hoax

then he coughs "extraterrestrials"

hilarious

we're in sillyverse prime. this could happen here.

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>>130920349
>This is the most UNBELIEVABLE shit that's ever happened.

Because it was all so believable before...

>>130920587
>>130920739
>>130920778
A real low blow for a humble water filter salesman, you faggots should feel bad

>>130920349
>mr jones.. Hillary is rumored to run in 2020 how..
>SHE'S A FREAKING DEMON! LOOK AT THAT FACE AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT A GODDAMN DEMON! she's so evil.. *sniff* these people.... So evil...
>..ahem..next question..

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>>130920587
Damn, I just read it with his voice, holy shit

>>130920426
>>>/r*ddit/

>>130920349
He believes in the moon landing you dimwit. He just thinks the original film was damaged by radiation.

>>130920349
Ah if only

>>130920349
This would make it so damn entertaining I would be laughing every day!

>>130920349

Wouldn't you want someone that distrusts government talking for them?

>>130920349
It's only funny if you actually do it.
MAGA

Alex jones was killed long time ago fucking morons

>>130926499
>implying this hard

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>>130920349
god please, trump
even once as a joke

>>130926775
Fuck off engrish teacher

>>130920349
>Alex missed yesterdays show because he was in Washington interviewing for the job

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>130920349
You don't question god emperor trump's decision.

>>130927153
But if Alex is in Washington working with the President then won't Owen Shitty (((Schroyer))) end up hosting? I mean Press Secretary Jones would be awesome and more people would be interested than ever but I'd hate having to wait for the White House to actually say something just to see Alex. He does deserve it though and it would go a long way to help make him a real household name.

>>130920349

I'll legit watch the press confereces again if they do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

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This would become the highest rated daytime TV show of all time if it was true.

>>130921128
>do you REALLY want someone like THIS TO BE SEC OF DEFENSE?

he would be perfect

>>130920349
The government has been tampering with the water supply. The only way to fix it is to buy one of my water filters.

>>130920501
THE PRESIDENT ALREADY SAID THAT HE WONT SIGN THE CLIMATE DEAL WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE NOW WE CAN FOCUS MORE ON OUR NEW RANGE OF MALE VITALITY PRODUCTS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130926775
Saucenao gives me nothing, name for that doujin?

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https://youtu.be/c9Q72qYWxKQ

>>130930881

that has to be fake

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>>130929330
I always end in tear when he says "THAT'S A FREAKING DEMON"

>>130922169
Go eat a dick shlomo

>>130920349

Jesus, he looks like he's about to vault the podium and rip the throat out of a CNN reporter all the while shouting about super male vitality

>>130930772
you don't wanna know

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>>130931142

>>130920349
When I posted the fake news about the Jewish van driver in finsbury Mark Steinberg I was banned for a day, why is this post still on?

>>130920587
He would put the media through the ringer