Deep state wish list - how much would you sell out for ?

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Dont say you never asked yourself this question. I mean the main reason im pissed off at the deep state is because they constantly use islamists to blow up buildings that i might happen to be standing in. They also use our taxs almost exclusively to kidnap kids for their bizarre forest rituals and suppress technology that would make the electricity bill cheaper.

Id have to admit tho, im partially annoyed because they havnt cut me in on the action. I mean i dont want to work for them, but if they offered me some large lump sum to just be quiet and go away id be marginally less offended by their general chicanery. Now i like to think id never actually sell out, but lets just imagine that we where opportunist slimeballs for a moment

What would be your price ?

Il start

One of those infinite fund credit cards (people have been offered them). Diplomatic immunity. an MK Ultra sex slave (with lifetime warranty in-case it gets triggered and breaks). A private tour of the special access projects, DUMBs, the secret space program. Keys to the Vatican archives and a personal translator. A guided tour of whatevers in Antarctica. Teslas research papers. An opportunity to game on the BEAST supercomputer. A minimum of five hours notice before they blow up a shopping center/bus station/school so im not in the area.