When Israel got BTFO

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Here's a fun story my dad used to tell me.

>be 2006
>be Israeli soldier
>country intentionally attacks itself to start war against Lebanon
>we all know
>bomb the shit out of Beirut and other cities with thicc American missiles
>conquer bottom part of Lebanon
>still moving through country
>feelsgood.wmv
>I can smell greater Israel with my long, fat nose.
>be patrolling in newly conquered Lebanese lands with fellow soldiers and shiny new American guns
>spot a now-Israeli apple grove
>sit down to eat beautiful Jewish apple
>about to take a bite out of delicious apple
>wait wtf was that
>in the bushes over there are those?.....
>no
>itwasafuckingtrap.mp4
>Lebanese soldiers are everywhere
>they waited for us to sit and eat the apples
>what kind of arab is that fucking smart?
>entire unit gets massacred yet somehow I got out
>report back to base as the only soldier in my unit
>the war ended less than a month later
>mfw I thought we were fighting sandniggers in pickup trucks firing ak-47s into the sky
>mfw they were highly trained in urban and rural warfare without the latest American equipment.
>mfw Israel, with infinite shilling from America, got BTFO by Lebanon.
>fucking Lebanon