ALPHA THREAD

I have plenty more

>Sitting at the park with my gym bro
>See this fucking asian walk through
>5'3, 100pound this kid is weak
>Even has a virgin walk
>Start chasing this poor soul screaming that I'll kill him
>He starts running
>Let him get ahead a bit to increase fear levels over time
>Finally just push him over
>He's flailing his arms all over the place and bawling his eyes out
>Steal his Expensive Nike shoes and throw them in the creek
>My buddy is throwing his backpack up in a tree at the same time
>Laugh and watch him slip into the creek trying to get his shoes.

>>130896511
Any tips on being alpha? I'm still recovering from being raised "gender neutral".

>>130896511

You sound like a person who should be eliminated from the gene pool.

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>>130896595
lift, read books, work hard, have no fear and get a new dad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2DknROaI8

ps: OP is a faggot

>>130896633
this, also
>beard
>kitchen
must be a shitty place if real

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>>130896511
DO YOU WORK AT WENDIES AND HAVE A 10 inch cock I do.
>Be me wendies cookl
>making a good grilled wendies sandwhich
>see cue tee three point one four as the sue chef
> Im alpha
> she turns around to grab some lettucc
>Luckilly I got 10 inch cock
>I say hey....hey how are you doing?
> she responds saying "you got a 10 inch cok"
>proceed to fuck her justily
YOUR NOT ALPHA KIDDO

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>>130896820
I lifted for a few months and didn't really get that much bigger

>>130896595
Hit the gym to increase body size and confidence.
Do some boxing/MMA classes to learn how to fight.

>See a waitress bring a plate back with food half eaten
>"What was wrong with it" i say
>"the customer didn't like it"
>Tell the fucking muslims to get here immediately
>"What's wrong with that meal?!" I scream
>"n-nothing we cooked it perfectly" they stutter
>"Then you can eat every last bit on that plate then" I say
>They do as their told and lap up every last bite including the bacon
They don't dare question my authority, i go mental.

>be me
>99 base stats
>99 slayer
>1 level off max combat

>>130896886
10/10

>>130896511
me 2 I'm a FOOKIN COOK
and I always toast the bread just right and I jizz all over a babes BUTT and when I was throwing her muslim ass over the wall I said HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CHICKEN BASKET YA CUNT

>>130897038
that last pray level is a bitch huh

jk we all know 99 mage is the most faggoty skill

>>130897038
desu I miss Wort

>>130897034
I wrestled in HS, is that good enough? I've never been a fight desu

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>>130896886
DELET THIS

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>engaging your fart fetish with men
You're a homo.

>>130896511
why are chefs such cunts?

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>>130896914
>t. I am a cuck

Sorry anon if you can't follow simple advice we can't help you.

>>130897038
doing 99 slayer at cmb 3, currently at 60

>full gordon ramsay

sounds like you are just a compensating hack trying to be big boy

i bet you can't cook for shit too

>>130896511
what are you, eight?

>>130897273
Neither has the majority of the world. Wrestling is a good start.

>See some guy at the gym i don't like
>Start working out near him
>"Accidentally" drop a dumbbell on his foot
>Stare at him with a grin on my face
>"s-sorry" he says
Fucking lol, why did he say sorry?

>>130897034
Usually when someone tells me a fairy tale it starts with once upon a time

Sounds like you just got an attitude problem and are anti-social.

>>130897547
All chefs follow the bully/coward dichotomy. I've belted a few in my time but it usually doesnt have to go that far because they know when they come across a real man and back down quick.

>>130896861
>>130897583
Wrong.
I work in a michelin star restaurant :)

>>130897560
I-I'm not I swear

>>130896861
yup, bullshit unless you wear a beard net(hair net over beard).
t. cook.

>>130896511
Sous chef here, you sound like weak minded faggot.

If you can't lift up your team and help nurture their skills you missed the point of being a leader.

>>130897034
>Hit the gym to increase body size and confidence.
>Do some boxing/MMA classes to learn how to fight.

How do you find a place that you can train at without >>130896538 happening?

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>>130897816
kek you are so full of shit

>>130898123
Are you asian?

>>130898250
It's 5 star which is michelin start if we had that in Australia...

>>130898282
no but Im a twig at just under 60K

>>130896511
you're not alpha, you're just a cunt.

>>130897582
damn gl man 60 is even impressive idk how thats even possible

>>130896511
>Have a shit diet and drink 5 protien shakes a day
>Constantly fart

Fucking me too, man.

How the fuck are you supposed to make it when every day is a battle to not shit yourself.

>>130896538

Seems like a dick move if you don't even know the kid. That kind of shit is a big part of why I hate blacks.

Whatever though.

>>130896511
I'm sorry to tell you mate but your a fucking loser. Your trolling is nigger-russian tier. Your confidence, seems is achieved only by physical aggression, and taking by force what others have. Once you meet someone stronger than you and he breaks your fucking jaw, meantime he stiffs a fist up to your ass and plays you like a fucking doll, you'll respect him. Seriously, aren't you russian descendant?
and what books are you reading? I bet it's Le RedPilling books which pol approves amirite )))))))))))))))))

>>130898949
This guy is literally a nigger. There's no excuse and he only does it because he won't get killed for being the nigger that he is

>>130896511
OP you wrote "Alpha" but your stories are super gay, what's going on here?

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>>130899318
I'm white...

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>>130899418
He's one of those alphas who want credit for their """""""""""""based"""""""""""""""" dominance.

>>130896511
HAHAHAH yes
I had a friend like you I'm high school I miss him
He played UNO with them at lunch time and would rage quit if he started losing ripping cards spitting table flip finally they would ban him but let him play tomorrow if he promised to not freak out
Everyday he freaked out and did the same thing
He also used to out full water bottles into the cafeterias microwaves and walkway whilst being set at max for 99:99 mins finally the bottle would explode and projectile into same retards he played UNO with rREEEEEEEEEEEE MARRY ME BASED AUS

>>130896511
>>Be head chef in a kitchen

You're not an alpha bro. You're a textbook beta cracker doing an alpha's dirty work for him.

You're an obnoxious jerk

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>>130896511
Yikes, this is absurdly cringy. Not just cringy, but I think you sound like a criminal. People like you should be euthanized.

>>130898380
Maybe if you aussies didn't give five stars to shit restaurants, you'd have michelin stars.

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>>130897816
>Michelin star restaurant
>muslims working in the back
Pick one

Everybody above and below my post is trolled big time

>>130896511
Sp this is the famous Australian shitposting.