Hair-Parting

Wait so is it hair parting to the owner's right or to the right when facing them? That guy's hair is parted to his right.

pls halp i am dyslexic

>>130889057
I was confused too, but if you just look at the examples, it makes sense.

>Men part their hair on the left
This means the actual "part" is on the left side of his head (from first person perspective). The hair will then flow to the right

>>130889304
>>130889057
Put your left hand to the left side of your head
Your part should be there and the hair should be combed to your right

>>130888628
What is this hairstyle called?

>>130889451
i wear the same style from OPs pic and i dont know what its called

>>130889304
>>130889396
All right, that's how I've always done it. Good to know I'm not a faggot.

I look worse parting my hair that way.

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>>130889057
Just remember that Hitler did it wrong. This again correlates to his perception as more emotional and feminine.

However, (unlike the Fuhrer) most of the SS fashy haircuts parted on the left, which is correct.

>>130889691
dont force it

DO NOT BE THAT FAGGOT WHO HAS THE PART CUT IN TO HIS HAIR

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>tfw my hair parts both ways
a-am i gay?

>>130889691
Are you looking in the mirror, or through a picture.

Remember that the mirror lies. I just found this out today, lol

>>130889529
How do you ask for it without looking like a Hitler fanatic?

>>130889766
we know, he was a compassionate man with strong emotions

>>130889451
>>130889529
>>130889919
>what is it called?
It's called the undercut. Be careful though. Don't let them cut it like a Hipster faggot.

>>130888628
Important question is... which left? My left? Your left? !

>>130889919
Ask for a long side part, cut close in the back and around the ears

a good barber will know the nuances of your hair and cut around or feather problem areas

for instance, just crop ops picture at the neck before the uniform comes in

they are barbers not historians, without the uniform, they wont know who that is

>>130888628
holy fuck I had a right part until I was attacked by a shit skin, I went left part after to go with the scar.

No wonder I went full right.

Ill post a goddamn picture so you faggots can show your barber what to get

>>130890158
read the thread, nigger
>>130889396

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>not just growing your hair out

>>130890414
lmao

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>>130889766
his hairstyle came from his time in the military. he had to wear a gas mask when he ran through the trenches.

what is this hairstyle actually called?

>>130888628
The things that you fill your day with are demonstrably less important than most.

>>130891377
The Prussian Part

seriously though, i wear it and i dont know

>>130891587
i have a widows peak, i wonder if i could even get it. i normally just shave my head

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>not growing your hair out to do a Snake Plisken

>>130891377
>>130891587
The normie name for it is the undercut

>>130888628
I part it to my right because the hairline there is receded. Before the hair loss I used to part it to my left.

>>130891690
you can, because I have a slight one as well, you just have to watch the angle of the comb over to make sure you dont expose the peak.

alternative is removing the exposed peak via trimming or other means

>>130891380
Says the fag on /pol/.

This could actually be a big change (for you). It changes the way people subconsciously perceive you

>>130891756
it is not called the undercut

an undercut implies a close shaved sides and back with a long flowing top that covers either the entire left or right side

skrillex had an undercut
ellie goulding had an undercut

that is not an undercut

This is true and I think it is probably a reflection that righthanded men would comb naturally from left to right, creating a part on the left. A part on the right would indicate, subliminally, a lefthanded person

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>>130888628
Fuck. I'm a right part. Gonna kill myself now.

>>130890129
Boss

>>130891690
Stop calling male pattern baldness a 'widows peak'. They are two different things

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>>130888628
>/pol/ now has a redpilled and bluepilled version of which way your hair part runs
how about no

>>130888628

Oh shit. That's why everyone else likes my hair parted but I think it looks kinda dweeby. Because the fucker in the mirror has it parted from the right

>>130892088
I'm 24, its an actual widows peak that I've had since I was a teenager, I haven't started losing hair yet

>>130891184

Isnt that the reason he shaved his mustache?

>>130892088
Why would male pattern baldness start from birth at the front sides, and then go up the centre?

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>>130888628
If your hair is long enough to have a part, you're basically a girl. I keep mine high and tight.

>>130889529

High and tight with an undercut.

>>130888628

I am bald, fuck you.

>>130889563

mf exactly

>>130892227
Oh okay. My apologies. Thats just a pet peeve of mine

Widows peaks look sick with a side part....probably better than normy hairlines. See: DiCaprio

as long as you shave it and don't have patches being bald/close shaven is fine

>>130889919
I just tell them it's a bastardized death hawk, my hairdresser is good and she knows what I mean.

>tfw I see the top of the mountain every time

>>130892605
I've heard that people who have a widow peak hairline when they are younger get doubly fucked from receding hairlines so im sure its only a matter of time sadly

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I also have a natural grey streak running through my part from an old scar.

My hair parts on the left, that is what I want, right?

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You guys ever see this haircut in public and wanna ask them if they want to exterminate kikes and niggers?

>>130892946

looks good

I used to part my hair on the right and read about this. Switched to the left. Honestly noticed a significant difference in the way strangers treated me immediately. Other men seem to respect me more and girls are friendlier. Now it's impossible for me not to notice that guys with a right part seem a little "off". Totally believe in this.

>>130892960
>i just like mad men desu

>>130893091
That's crazy, anon. Hopefully I'll have a similar experience, as I just changed my part an hour ago. We'll see how it goes.

But desu I would keep it this way regardless, just to be historically authentic if nothing else

but the grain of my hair naturally parts to the right.

>>130893612
To the right or from the right?

You want it to part from the left, and it flows to the right

You can use gel or something to train to go that way. Or change it out of the shower when your hair is wet

>>130888628
So I guess parting hair is to pol what taint measuring is to fit.

>>130892946
This is mirrored, by the way. Apparently the facing cam on my mobile does that.

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I'm the fashiest looking one in this pic.

>>130894513
I couldn't imagine which one you are, anon. Hair is a social construct

>>130890187
isnt he the actor who plays a nazi in schindlers list?

>>130894513
why do you have a purple book bag? wtf

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>>130894513

>>130894513
Why is every girl in this picture fat/ugly.

>>130893654
JUST

>>130896448
Because it's the UK.

>>130890187

>no barber will recognize Voldemort

>>130896283
righto!

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>>130896727
I was kidding, but holy shit.

Cut your hair and keep your hands in front of you, you look like an autistic faggot with your hands behind your back. You're literally the only one in the group like that. You should also take the /fit/pill.

On a side note, pic related looks way more fashy than you.

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>>130888628
Parts are beta. Best haircut is flattop if you can pull it off.

>>130897035
Okay, my hands were in my pockets, and although I liked my hair like that I have cut it since that picture was taken; however, the fact you find that low IQ, degenerate fashier than me is laughable.I am literally the 2nd or 3rd most intelligent person in that photo, clearly example of ubermensch, and athletic ability is overrated.

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>>130888628
I don't want to look like faggot footballers.

>>130897321
Nobody can pull it off, it looks stupid.

>>130897491
Then don't and get a proper fashy haircut.

>>130897473
kek

are you atheist too?

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>>130897473
>I am literally the 2nd or 3rd most intelligent person in that photo
>clearly example of ubermensch
>athletic ability is overrated
You're a fuckin poofta mate

>>130897473
>euphoric

>>130897847
Agnostic cultural Christian.

>>130897928
>Somebody on /pol/ seriously not agreeing with me that only niggers care deeply about athletic prowess
I can run quickly and am relatively agile, but that's all I need.

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>>130898317
>scrawny faggot """"ubermensch""""
>thinking fitness only matters to niggers

>>130898317
>"one time at my moms house i jumped up two stairs instead of one."

>>130898317
will be the first into the chamber

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That undercut bullshit is hipster by default. Its like saying "I like sucking cock, but I dont like being called racist". Get the basic parted haircut, none of that flashy poofter Spencer crap.

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>>130890852
Going for the Libman look, I see.

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>>130888628
No part looks best.

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>>130899186

Cease your degeneracy.

1 to 2 blend around the sides and back with a traditional part. Looks best with a suit or casual. if you have your part razored in you're not white. End of story.

>>130897473
Dont put arbitrary limits on yourself

>>130898988
Not if I can out run you. Also, isn't eugenics a priority in National Socialism? So you are going to want my excellent Aryan seed, to produce High IQ Aryan children.

>>130889919
Ask for the Hitler Youth cut, they understand

>>130888628
This haircut and undercuts in general look faggy as fuck tho famalam

>>130890062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrAUJ3dGJU

this is relevant

also I've been busy with work, the fuck happened to this board? is it the flags? was the rejuvenation temporary?

>>130892946
I... do I know you? do you like sending people pictures of dumps? do you remember our manager leaving his facebook open and we found out he was gay?

>>130899057
is that ssj3 irl?

>>130899683
gas yourself.

>>130899737
This music is by far superior:
https://youtu.be/VJiSON701aQ?list=PLtLOEtJyDh0FMgpsiuVnDZz_KFB376fTa

>>130899827
>tell a '''''''''''''fascist''''''''''''''' my honest opinion about something
>LE GAS YOURSELVE xD

Gosh darn it you are a fag

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>>130889919
Just show them a picture of brad pitt from Fury as a base, then go from there if you want some differences

>not shaving your head with a razor

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>>130899993

Thats the hipster "I suck cock" poofter style. Short on top, and not around the crown. Respectable whites aim for pic related.

>>130888628
how do i ask for this haircut without showing the barber a picture of a fucking nazi

>>130888628
fuck off post this shit on /fa you larping faggots how is this shit still here

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>>130897491
Stick to American Football hair and you'll be alright.

>>130900207
I prefer my side parting to be slightly further to the side and not quite so central, and I also like a little volume, but yeah, the hipster faggot cut pisses me off.

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>>130900257

>antifa pirate retard
>telling /pol/acks what to do on /pol/

Dont let the door hit your ass on your way back to plebbit.

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>>130900374

Sometimes he had it with a bit more volume like you said, but nothing near the garbage we see today.

I'd love to part my hair like that.

But my hairline is terrible above my temples and I already have a large head, so it looks like shit.

I'll stick with my messy fringe/bangs I guess.

>>130900207
That haircut looks horrible desu, way too thin

>>130899984
you said my haircut is faggy. so I responded on the same level. what do you want? this is /pol/. people get told to gas themselves here.

also
>jihadi flag
I shoulda caught that.

>>130899737
Nah, fraid not.

Pictures of dumps? Does that mean what I hope it doesn't?

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WITNESS ME

>>130900890
nice youtuber hair

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>>130900601

The potential for you to be gassed if you said that at the time was probably very high. Thats your traditional haircut from the time, I think my own great grandfather had it at one point.

Heres Keitel.

>>130894513
you better be the one of the two guys on the left, else you're a fag

>>130900376
this thread doesn't even have anything to do with politics or even a country.

>>130899993
Is it just me or does he have way too much hair on his forehead? His jaw is so much wider than his bare forehead

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Superior haircut coming through

>>130901051

If you say so? I wouldn't know what that looks like since I'm not the kind of person to idolize faggot with a camera.

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>>130901210

Its politically incorrect. We exist because your hugbox bans us for posting the truth. Its not a politics board. Its things that piss off leftists.

>>130901066
Are you seriously that fucking triggered over a haircut?
Pathetic
Blah fucking blah, ad hominems, you're larping on /pol and bitching at wn's for having a classic hitler youth haircut

>>130901227
Honestly mistook him for a mongoloid in some shots of his haircut

How do I get this haircut without showing my barber pics of nazis? Pls help.

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>>130901331

>/pol

Youre the one who sounds triggered, kid.

>>130900815
yeah I knew a guy that was like full 1488 a long while back and he would text people pictures of his shits.

>>130901227
I can't unsee this.

Tfw part is on the right flowing to the left

>>130901420

Get a faggot barber and tell him I want a Hugo Boss.

>>130901420
Like I said, pretend to be a normie and show the barber a pic of brad pitt from fury or something

>>130888628
It's not even a nazi hairstyle. It's just an oldschool traditional haircut

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>>130901420
I usually show this and then the next one

>>130888628
My left or your left?

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>not cutting your own hair
>paying the fiber jew
Just buy the fucking clipper and cut it how you wish

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>>130901639
>>130901420
Should get the point across

>>130901639

>puffed and pointed up

Nope. Draw the shit straight back. Pull forward on the crown and pull the front back. Use "Daper Dan" as needed.

>>130901420
>Clippers on the side, length three. Scissors on top, a bit longer but not too much.

That's what i ask, and i go to a cheap piece of shit barber. Impossible to fuck up. Throw some light wax in and you're golden.
>>130901495
Kek what a degenerate

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>tfw left-parted and left-handed

>>130889529
Side swept under cut, or as barbers know it the "SS haircut"

>>130901857
No gel either, gel is for wogs. Light touch of wax.

>>130897473
Get off 4chan you underaged faggot.

>>130888628
am a little bit confused

is it my right or the person looking at me?

>>130901856
Faggot, it's just the picture you show them, you don't actually style it puffed up in the front.what are you some sort of god damn retard?

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>>130889563
>giving a fuck about which side you part your hair
faggot

>>130902074

No, Nigger. I'm the guy who has used this hair style for years. I get your point, the picture works, but it needs to be longer on top than that.

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Parted on the right my whole life. Currently a supporter of nazism and radical far right theocratic black sun shit.

>Tfw last summer decided to start parting on the left side.

>Tfw I know blend in with the normies.

>Tfw I'm now the bad crypto guy in "they live"

>>130889916
?

Okay, I'm fucking retarded. Let's say I'm facing toward my PC, do I part my hair to the left or the right to appear the best. Lately it's been my right, but I noticed it became severely one sided. If it's hard to get a "line part" am I doing it wrong or am I not keen for it? I have Italian wavy hair

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Anon I have a colicky and I can literally only part my hair to the right. No other way. Am I fucked?

>>130902250
The barber will understand, i have been styling my hair like this for years. Now will you shut the fuck up and let this guy Akis his barber a low key hairstyle without him spurging out. I swear to god you fucking regards.

>>130901990
>>130902394
Part on the same side as your own left hand.

>>130888628

REEEEEE.

This is something that I struggle with every day. I can never decide which way to part my hair. Sometimes it looks better parted to the left and sometimes to the right.

And every time I think that I have finally decided on which way to part it permanently, I come across a picture of someone alpha Chad with his hair parted the other way.

>>130888628
I part on my right.
I am usually the boss.
I'm unfairly handsome.
I am whiter than Mr.Hitler.
What does all this mean pol?

>>130902394

Hair would go over your right ear. Make sense? Put your right arm out. Does your hair angle the same way?

I used to part my hair before I shaved my head.

>>130888628
but i'm balllllldddddddddd

>>130888628
How long does the hair need to be to get this kind of haircut?
I have about 4 cm//~1.6 inch long hair straws on the top and like 1 cm/~0.4 inch on the sides.

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Here comes a legend.

>>130902442

We will be stringing people from lamp posts together some day and we will get a laugh out of this I hope.

I just tell my barbers to make me look like I just killed a hundred Jews
they probably think I'm an autistic skinhead but it works

>>130902744

Only acceptable after pushing a commies teeth down their throat. Get a comb.

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>>130902435
>>130902435
>>130902435
>>130902435
>>130888628
>>130888628
HOLY SHUT ANON IM HAVE A COWLICK AND I CAN ONLY PART MY HAIR ON THE RIGHT SIDE!÷!!!! WHAT DO??????!!!!???!

I'M 100% SERIOUS!!!111

>>130888628
I came into this world with my hair parted. My mom combed it for me that way when I was a child and now at 23 it's still that way.

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>>130902702

So take the Varg pill. Pagan styles are acceptable.

>>130903020
Shut up faggot

>>130903020
I have a cowlick and I still manage the left part. It's doable, unless you're shit is real deal awful.

>>130903151
It is.. I'm Irish.

>parting your hair so that you can eventually do it for so long that you train your hair to grow that way so you never get to do anything else with your hair eventually because the part becomes permanent

>>130888628
fuuuck I got my high and tight wrong. Hairdresser was a jew

>>130901879
feels good, Aryan brother

>>130903020

If you don't know how to manage a cowlick then you're hopeless. For help see>>130901856

Pull forward then back

>>130888628
>Men caring about which way they part their hair

That's pretty effeminate. Only women care about small details like that.

>>130902762
I hope so, we need to save Europe, America can stand Its own but our brothers need our help

>>130903215
Same here. Little bit of pomade or something and you'll be good to go.

>>130900890

Why do you dye your hair?

>>130903430

I want to attract a woman. Blame human genetics if you want.

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>tfw shitty hairline

>>130891729
Yea that's basically my hair but shorter.

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>>130888628
My hair is extremely curry and takes about half a bottle of ice gel to get it down

>>130903556

See>>130903574

Women respond to this. I'm dirty blonde otherwise.

>>130888628
>Don't trust the mirror. It's lying to you.
WOKE AF NIGGA

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>>130903356
But I want to grow my hair out long so I can look like an autistic viking!

>>130899057
Man, Char Aznable really let himself go since Axis Shock

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>>130888628
Grow up.

>>130902154
>he doesn't part his hair towards the ground
never gonna make it

>mfw bald in my 28
I dont have to care about this stuff it's good and bad at the same time

>>130891729
I tried this last year, but my hair is too straight to pull it off. I ended up looking like styx. Got an undercut and I look a lot better now.

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>>130896727
>>130896283

I figured that was you because it was the most autistic looking person in the group. Not the hair cut.

>>130897473
>I'm jealous of Chad the post

Back to /r9k/.

>>130896448
Some of them aren't that bad. Only the couple of fatties in front have horse faces.

i am bald

>>130904170
also my fever is killing me

>>130901639
Ryan Seacrest GTFO

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>>130898317
Nope. The Nazis had a whole section of the government devoted to organizing sports and physical fitness in school to encourage fitness. You can't fight a war or be productive if you are out of shape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzjaUsIjsN4

If you are going to LARP post as a Nazis at least know about the fucking Nazis you retarded sperg.

>>130901420

>Not cutting your own hair.

It has been about eight years since the last time that I paid for a haircut.
I just buzz the sides and back once a week with a shorter trimmer size on the bottom and progressively go up two or three sizes toward the crown. Then I adjust the top as needed with scissors.

Lately I am thinking about going with a tasteful longer hairstyle though.

>Not parting your hair to the right
What are you? Some kind of a leftist faggot?
Join the right part death squad.

>>130897473
Quentin?

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Look at you faggots talk all this shit about right parting when Adolf himself rocked it with pride and changed the world.

I rock the right part proudly. Not a poser like the lot of you pussies.

ERGH MAH NATIONAL SOCCIALLISSMM...and yet you shit on the guy who started it all.

LOL. Faggots

>>130898317

You dont have to be completely jacked. Just put on some muscle. Eat tons of protein and do 50 pushups and sit ups a day. Once you get stronger, get heavy weights

We're only saying this because we care btw

natty dreadlocks

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>>130888628
>tfw have part on the right
There's nothing to do about it for me because I have a cowlick on the right and I need to work with it rather than against it or I'll look like a retard.

So it's my own prerogative to say that your system is stupid, in my own self defense.

>>130905164

It does look like an odd haircut t b h. Its not that it looks bad or ugly. Its just novel looking. Im sure it looks good on you

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Best pic I have with my hair done, even though it's a little droopy.

>>130906822

nah looks pretty good. Are you Jewish?

>>130890062
>>130889451
>>130889529
>>130889919

It's the executive contour my dudes.

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>>130907039

Yes. thats it thanks

>>130906924
Nah that's just the glasses talking. I'm Swedish, Anglo and German.

>>130906822
Lose some weight, I can see the chub in your cheeks.

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>>130888628
>Tfw Based & balanced centre-part.

>tfw getting grey hair and balding at 26

>>130907965
I feel your pain. I am 29 with thinning hair with greys in my beard as well. Once upon a time, I had hair like Styx ;_;

>>130907785
I weigh 158lbs, I'm just smiling my friend

Five head, weird deformed head, balding
Just finnish things here

>>130908136
I've noticed many Finnish Men shave their heads due to thinning hair. My friends in Tallinn are Finns and they are all losing their hair.

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It just naturally parts this way.

Due my summer haircut to hack it all off tho.

>>130908405
That's not a Finnish thing. It's a man thing.

Shaved head looks MILES better than that pathetic desperation of pretending you're not going bald

>>130905164
Ummm that is a left part

>>130897473
Is this just good bait or what?

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>>130888628
>tfw curly potato nigger hair and can't make the fashy haircut work.

>>130898317
The amount of emphasis put on physical fitness during Hitler's Germany was astounding. You are just trying to defend your ego by claiming you're 'intelligent', because you aren't a sub 100 nigger. As if that justifies the fact you are a dweeb. You are hamster wheeling about why you are an alpha male, because it is not immediately obvious to anyone.

I've always combed my hair to my first person left to keep away everything that could even potentially get close to my dominant eye.

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>>130891988
>I'm a right part
mfw

>>130892117
There is a third position.

>>130908635
Yeah it took me a while to come to grips with the inevitable reality of baldness. I am to the point where I use a #2 guard on my electric razor to keep it short. You're right it does look more alpha than shitty attempts to cover a bald spot. I've had more attention from the ladies since I went short.

>>130908635
>It's a man thing.
Men historically trim the hair before battle, as it's an easy place to grab and control the head otherwise. Touches a carnal instinct

>>130909058
Good call anon, nothing more pathetic than a man trying to pretend he still has a full head of hair.

Then you've got the RLY pathetic losers who ware hats everywhere, usually a fedora or some shit, and it's SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that it's hiding a big bald patch...

Do they not realize everyone is laughing at them??

I'm dreading the day I lose my hair, but when it happens I'll shave that shit without hesitation

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>>130908682
No retard, it is not.

It's a right part, from first-perspective.

Everyone here is dickriding the opposite one, the left part (where the line would go on the LEFT side of your head, from first-person perspective).

>>130909213
The key is to own it. You're a Man, and sometimes Men go bald...too bad. I rock a 5 o'clock shadow with short hair, it works.

>>130909911
>9911
nice

>>130897473
The anon just pointed out that the other guy's hair looks more fashy cause it's shorter and you write this in response? Fuck off underage fag.

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>>130888628
Good thing I part from the left then
Interesting stuff OP

If you all want to maintain this style you'll need to learn to use gel or moose. "Natural part" looks shit and messy. Learn to gel and get some nice combs.

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>>130910361
from de other saide

>>130910111
>10111
nice

>>130908682
You dumb, fat shit!
>>130909016
Me too, and mine is actually natural

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>>130903064
Take the Jive pill and combine the two

>>130888628
I've always slicked back or parted left. I'm guessing it's not normal for a man to part his hair right.

Instead of fussing with hair like a fairy I just wear MAGA, 1776, and DTOM hats and keep my hair short.

>>130888628
Threads like this are why pol is considered the gayest board even when /lgbt/ is considered.

>>130911008
You have clearly never been to /fit/ or /k/

>>130900890
JUST

>>130900890
Get rid of that disgusting bleach anon, you look like that faggot Milo

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>reminder if you have a shitty hairline that means youre not aryan

>>130888628
>http://www.truemirror.com/theory01.asp

fuck

I have a really strong cow lick at the front that takes it towards the left so always have it swished in that direction

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>>130911113
Population genetics is better in determining that.

>>130888628
>you will never be attractive enough to pull off this haircut
Also I'm assuming it's not going to work with ginger hair, most of the people who pull off the haircut have dark hair.

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>le fash
>fashy fash xD
way to sound lame as heck my broskis!

>>130888628
>mirrors reverse everything
>parting on the right looks better in reflections and mirrors

hmmmmmmmmmmm

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You're a man, either short military style, or if it's a bit longer you use pomade and keep it tight.


but you can have the best hair in the world and be fucking useless if you're an overweight neckbeard. looks aren't just how much products you can slap on your hair and such.

>>130888628
I shaved my head when I was like 20, and I've never let my hair come back.

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>>130911113
R8 my hairline

>>130911458
Shut up finngol

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>>130911963
Looks gay, cunt

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>>130912293
Thats not what your mum said

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>>130912346

>>130900207
Good thing this abomination died by hands of czechs. We are mocking his memory every year since end of WW2.

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>mfw i part my hair either way by the flip of a coin every morning
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>130900890
go darker or do the roots weekly

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TFW

>>130910476
You idiot...

That's a right part, not a left part.

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>>130910870
Come again?

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>>130893654
Here, your final solution.

>>130901639
t. Homosexual

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>>130897473
>clearly an example of ubermensch
Can't muster the discipline to devote two or three hours a week to fitness so that you don't look like a fuckin stick, claims "ubermensch" status.
>low IQ
>athletic ability is overrated
Well, you're definitely confirmed for not being the smartest autist in that photo, since you don't even realize that exercise is bar none the most effectiive nootropic.

>>130914148
Shave his head to prevent lice and typhus?

Are fringes /pol/ approved? Mine naturally parts from the left but curves. What do?

>>130889919
i just blatantly ask for a hitler's youth cut

>>130908547
Can you fucking shave you nigger?

What product does the upstanding young nazi in OPs pic use to keep his hair like that?

>>130889451

Its been a gay mans haircut since the 80s

>>130904037
I tried, buy turns out my hair curls like I'm Iberian
>tfw Spanish rape baby

>>130888628
I can literally only part on the right. Impossible on the left. Am I the eternal jew now?

What if I'm... bi-partersian

>>130916786
Stop

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>>130888628
If you can't tell your Barber to hit you with the Herr Standartenführer then you arent going to the right Barber. My personal recommendation is to look for a local "biker-esque" shop. I see them everywhere is Florida and most consist of white nationalist skinheads w/ tattoos. Once you find a place/person you like, get to know them and be a frequent customer, then you can show him all the fashy cuts you want and he'll oblige with a smile

>Pic related, its the "undercut", but take heed as to what >>130890062 >>130891756 said

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>>130917229
>>130888628
Karl Brandt (pic related, Hitlers Physician) sports another lovely type of /fashycut/ thats easily reproducible by the average barber

>pro-tip: Never go to generic untermensch barbers. I.e. Hair Cuttery, Sport clips, Super-cuts, etc.

>>130916786
>>130917028
made me jej

>>130888628
And what about men who have hair but choose to shave it off like I do?
I do sports where it's annoying and I like the aggressive look.
People can tell from a distance that I will break their skull if they attempt some shit with me.
Also I don't like the idea that bitches could pull my by my hair.

>>130888628
>not having your hair fall out completely by 25
why even live?

>>130888628
My hair naturally parts on my left side (toward the right)

Guess im not a fag

>>130916786
you deserve a (You)

>>130889451
Gay

If you need the internet to tell you what kind of hair you should have, you should probably hang yourself desu

>be asian
>hair is always disheveled

how do I keep straight and smooth hair?

>>130896283
go hit on that gril next to you.

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This is a cut you want.

>>130906224
Sit ups aren't a very good exercise. Maximize your efficiency and do a good bodyweight routine 3x a week if you're a beginner. Leddit's /r/bodyweightfitness has a pretty good recommended routine.

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>>130903999

how envious do you feel everytime you see somebody with 1 hair or more?

>>130899910
Both songs are good for different reasons.

>>130892668
What do you mean by "the top of the mountain" ?

>>130911470

Holy shit, is that a real advert?

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Parting to the middle is the ultimate redpill

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>putting degenerate gunk in your hair to make it stay directions
>parting hair at all
>not just growing it out and having comfy wavy hair

fucking why? just leave it natural. pic related

>>130901676
This

Been cutting my own hair since 14. Before then it was my father. I've only had two (((professional))) haircuts in my life.

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>>130922871
>wanting Frodo hair
lel

>>130922871
Please don't ever do this to your hair, looks fucking greasy and unkempt and like it should belong to a preteen boy.

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>>130888628
So I part my hair on the correct side, huh? Cool, now I can ignore my glaring flaws in other areas.

>>130923101
fuck off deus vult larper, I condition and shampoo my hair daily

>>130889919
You tell them you want a Hitler youth hair cut you pussy. Go to a real barber shop

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>>130923000
>frodo
>not redpilled

pick one

>>130923152
>nazi larper with frodo hair

How's that working out for you?

>>130923337
Im not even a natsoc, im a traditonalist

I part mine to the left; but I am left handed for what it's worth.

>>130896448

UK lol.

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>>130910361
>>130910476
That's a right parting dummy

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It's time for you anons to take the Redneck Pill
A mullet is the one true white man's cut

>>130888628
omg i'm using the right part!!

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>>130923903
Mel Gibson rocked this style when he was in his prime. Likely this was the cut Sampson used before that whore Delilah cut off his glorious mane.

>>130889895
Is Charlie Sheen?

If no then you aren't either. Faggots always focus on their hairstyle and their muscles.

>>130891729
>implying that you have even half of his testosterone levels

>implying that you would not look like styx

ok i changed

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>mfw balding

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>>130888628
Parting on the right side seemed popular in the 3rd Reich. Almost all the Natsoc leaders had the same part-side as Hitler, while most women parted in the opposite direction. My hairline isn't symmetrical, so I have to part on the left side and comb right to make the overall hairline look symmetrical. tbhfam, this theory sounds like some zodiac-tier bullshit.

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>>130917966
>Karl Brandt (pic related
That's Joachim Peiper, you pleb.

>>130924630
shave it off cunt,hair is for homos and grils anyway

>>130891377
Just a normal hair cut, when I sit down in the chair the barber just did that hair for me automatically

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>>130925048
>That's Joachim Peiper
Youre absolutely right, i got the two confused. Apologies, i need some sleep